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  1. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Wrestling Drama Iyo Sky nearly naked

    Wrestling is kinda cool sometimes
  2. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Wrestling Drama Mexican wrestler legitimately throws a cinder block at a guy's head

    I believe the dude got a skull fracture and a brain bleed from this. This was not a gimmick cinder block. Fucking Mexico, man.
  3. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Wrestling Drama Changes being made to the wrestling section

    Since nobody is reading my blow by blow reports of what's happening on wrestling, I'm going to stop wasting everyone's time and just start posting match results. Seems like this section would be better suited for botches, fuck ups another general hilarity that happens in the squared circle...
  4. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Wrestling Drama The reason I haven't been posting RAW live updates for the last couple weeks

    Okay so to be honest there has been nothing on Raw other than Iyo Sky's butt cheeks that has been awesome So hopefully SummerSlam this weekend (a two-night event) will be a lot cooler and I will be able to give a more comprehensive review. Fingers crossed 🤞🏻 🤞🏻 I mean either way I'm going...
  5. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Celebritysphere Sydney Sweeney Jeans ad blasted by the woke

    Fucking lol Proving once again that minorities will find a way to cry about anything, actress whom I've never seen in anything Sydney Sweeney is under fire for a new clothing ad which ends with the tagline "Sydney Sweeney has great jeans" which they say has to do with eugenics or some such...
  6. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Wrestling Drama The Live Raw Report July 14th, 2025

    So I totally goofed last night and got to the end of the PPV by the time I realized I didn't review it. Long story short the most important thing that happened was Iyo lost the belt. Bummer. So the show is kicking off with Naomi, the negress who cashed in money in the bank and stole the title...
  7. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Wrestling Drama SNME Live Review July 12, 2025

    Sorry I started this one late, and so far it's been pretty good. Randy Orton vs Drew McIntyre This is actually a pretty decent match, both guys came out to some good crowd reaction. Randy Orton had jelly roll with him and Drew McIntyre had Logan Paul with him, which I felt was kind of...
  8. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Andrew Schultz explaining to a North Korean woman that she has big tits

  9. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Wrestling Drama The Live RAW Report July 7, 2025

    Edit: Ok, shows over so I will not be updating live anymore. Okay so after advertisements for Snickers and the cheap pops of watching wrestlers enter the building, we start off with Seth Rollins. The crowd is going ape shit for him even though he's a heel. (Pictured: Seth Rollins being...
  10. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Wrestling Drama SNME/Evolution 2025 predictions

    So WWE is hitting us up with two back-to-back live events, Saturday night main event on July 12 and the all female show Evolution the next day on the 13th. SNME is on free TV on NBC and Netflix and the Evolution show is on Peacock and Netflix. They are constantly adding matches at the last...
  11. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Goodbye, my friend.

  12. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Welcome to the Diner, you fucking reprobates!

    Choose your fighter: Pick as many as you like. Please note that we are not judging by the 2025 version, we are judging by these women at their absolute peak. So if they have hit the wall since then, we are talking about pre-wall. Not Anne Hathaway though. She never has nor will she ever hit...
  13. Jack (Onionfarms)

    United States AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CEEEEENA

    (Pretty much the first 10 seconds of this video is the only part that matters, but this was the only footage I could find of it on YouTube) Hey, @Crimson Fucker check this dipshit getting the back of his head speared onto the concrete. LOL. CTE, even.
  14. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Anne Hathaway is 42 and interesting

    Anne Hathaway is 42 and very interesting. Why don't we have an Anne Hathaway section? 🤔 Or ya know... Couldn't this just be a celebrity women section? Why are we limiting it to one bipolar middle aged piece of poozle? Cuz I can make threads about women in their 40s I want to bang all day...
  15. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Comedy Related The "Lost" Advice Column - "Real Life Trolling"

    Note: so a while back somebody who I told not to merge my post together merged my post together, and this was actually advice column number three that I forgot about. So please enjoy a new/old column about doing some IRL trolling. Welcome back, buckaroos. On today's bi-weekly installment of my...
  16. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    Hey now that I have you here though, how about a little love for the podcast we're doing for the site? Can you put that up just until Friday at 6:00? And on the social media accounts? We got over a hundred views with like no hype for episode 1, let's pump those numbers up even higher!
  17. Jack (Onionfarms)

    United States - Celebritysphere George Lowe: American Voice Actor on Space Ghost

    So many voices that you did that were important to me growing up. I'm sorry I didn't get around to your RIP until today. Godspeed, Space Ghost. https://apnews.com/article/space-ghost-adult-swim-george-lowe-25b3fffb45770eb6b92f76e015d8814a
  18. Jack (Onionfarms)

    United States - Celebritysphere Val Kilmer - Actor who played Batman and Jim Morrison

    I'm your huckleberry 😢 https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/01/movies/val-kilmer-dead.html
  19. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Advice Column #4 - So You've Decided to Start a Cult

    First and foremost, let me congratulate you on your decision to start a cult. Now I know what you're thinking, "But Jack, I don't want to call it a cult. Cults have a bad reputation and people aren't going to join if I call it a cult" and to that I say "No shit you stupid fucking lunch box...
  20. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Advice Column #3 - Smuggling Drugs Through Customs

    Let's get down to brass tacks here, because I know that fun is fun, like beating up a midget or having a dead hooker in your motel room. But serious business is serious. And when it comes to smuggling drugs from one country to another, business is booming. Now in my experience... Haha, I mean...
  21. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Multiple Countries The JFK files

    https://www.archives.gov/research/jfk/release-2025
  22. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Comedy Related Advice Column #2 - There's a Dead Hooker in my Motel Room

    Okay, listen. I don't need to know all the details about how we got here, all I know is that we got here and there's no bringing this hooker back. Okay so the first thing you're going to want to do is make sure she's dead. Now I don't know about you but I have been fooled before. Take two...
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