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Welcome Statement🧅
Welcome to Onionfarms. All races, ethnicities, religions. Gay, straight, bisexual. CIS or trans. It makes no difference to us. If you can rock with us, you are one of us. We are here for you and always will be.
First and foremost, let me congratulate you on your decision to start a cult. Now I know what you're thinking, "But Jack, I don't want to call it a cult. Cults have a bad reputation and people aren't going to join if I call it a cult" and to that I say "No shit you stupid fucking lunch box...
Let's get down to brass tacks here, because I know that fun is fun, like beating up a midget or having a dead hooker in your motel room. But serious business is serious. And when it comes to smuggling drugs from one country to another, business is booming.
Now in my experience... Haha, I mean...
Okay, listen. I don't need to know all the details about how we got here, all I know is that we got here and there's no bringing this hooker back.
Okay so the first thing you're going to want to do is make sure she's dead. Now I don't know about you but I have been fooled before. Take two...
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