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  1. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Mad at the Internet and its viewers

    You can literally feel the daddy issues.
  2. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Perhaps. It's just how I feel about it, personally. If you still find something to enjoy in it, enjoy it. But, for me, I think the magic's gone.
  3. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    The internet has run its course, and 2016 only cemented that. I've honestly thought of just disconnecting entirely at some point.
  4. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    We have all fallen short of the glory of neurotypicality. I'm no better nor worse than anyone else.
  5. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Nah, I'm no sperg. I just lurked. That's true. I just wonder why they bother sticking around and not just go somewhere else. Doesn't have to be here, for the record. I agree. One poster on there said something about how interesting it'd be to look back on the thread from the start to finish...
  6. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Touche. I mean, on KF's Wuhan Coronavirus megathread, there's some really thought provoking posts about how the lockdowns, etc are affecting the kids, while most other sites are either shitting on them or ignoring them entirely. I'd like to hope that those posting 'em are doing their part to...
  7. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    A lot of things have spoiled the broth, basically. Pity. As much as I trash KF, there are some decent posts at times there. A shame they have to be wasted on a site with a childish userbase swamping any meaningful discussion with basic /poltard/ trash.
  8. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Who do you believe will join OnionFarms?

    From what I've seen, a lot of zoomers are against it, and I see even more opting out of the system in the future as the younger generations realize how fully the deck is stacked against them. You can see it in their memes, in the jokes, the usernames they choose on their private discords...
  9. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    To be fair, this is a chronic problem affecting many of his generation, no matter the clique they claim. The problem is when it bleeds into a real world that doesn't give a shit about any ideology.
  10. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Memes are the last refuge of those in dire need of a personality.
  11. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Because it's probably too "normie" for him to handle. If the age of the lolcow is dead, I hope the age of the "everyone else is a NORMIE" dies soon too. We get it, you're a basic not like those other girls bitch in a manchild's body, get over yourself.
  12. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I think the problem is that 2016, Josh invited all the miggers over to the Farms in an attempt to cash in on the grifting everyone else was doing, but Zion Don's loss to Beijing Joe pretty much ruined everything for 'em, and now it's basically just beating what little remains of a dead horse...
  13. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Who do you believe will join OnionFarms?

    By young people, you mean millenials, right? I've seen a lot differently when it comes to the zoomers. A lot of 'em aren't exactly keen on following in their footsteps.
  14. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Who do you believe will join OnionFarms?

    Perhaps it will, but I think it will be pretty crippled by the post-COVID economic depression on the horizon. People will be telling 'em to sod off or flat out ignoring them - think about all those evictions waiting to be handed out, do you think the average person is going to give two shits...
  15. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Who do you believe will join OnionFarms?

    I figured something was up with him. He really should get help, though, instead of worrying about a glorified fad like SJWs.
  16. APerson

    Public Figure - Niche Vaush / irishladdie / ian anthony kochinski - horse cock aficionado

    Whenever someone asks how did boomers cripple entire generations on nothing but flimsy pieces of fabric, point them to Vaush. It'll all make sense.
  17. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Who do you believe will join OnionFarms?

    I've read a lot of his posts. Some of them go the way of the former, the others the latter.
  18. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    What's funny is that they think we're all Kiwi Farmers/ex-Kiwi Farmers. I've never even had a KF account, but apparently someone over there uses the same name, since about 2015. You're right about how stagnant KF is, though - nowadays, unless you're in a thread on BP, there's pretty much...
  19. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I've heard about that. Wouldn't be surprising. I suspect that place will likely fizzle out and die within the next few years - from what I read on there, the admin can't cope with the CP/gore spam. It's almost like pandering to a decadent, degenerate subculture doesn't work out or something.
  20. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Kiwi Farms has tons of competitors. The problem is that they refuse to admit that there's no real competition, it's just that they're the equivalent of the little kid who wants to impress his older brother's friends.
  21. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Lolcow Farm? I've lurked on there. You can easily tell that every last anon on there is male. They try way too hard to pretend they're women. It reads like a parody of /r9k/ - just swap out every foid with moid, every roastie with scrote, blah blah blah. I think the problem with gossip sites is...
  22. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Who do you believe will join OnionFarms?

    I wonder which personality Syaoran Li would use to post on here. Would it be the "How do you do, fellow boomers?" personality? Or would it be the "I am, to the point of parody, a self-hating millenial who simps hard for boomers in the hopes their wealth will finally trickle down some day" one...
  23. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    The age of the lolcow is dead? It never lived to begin with. It was basically a brief 'ha ha ha, this guy is a dork' before you went on with your life that became gentrified by the chronic A-loggers (Null and the rest of KF) who don't really care about lolcows so much as they do boasting of...
  24. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Good mindset to have.
  25. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Josh and Finances

    Based on his financial aptitude (more like ineptitude), Josh is to internet forums what DSP is to streaming.
  26. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    When he inevitably ends up killing himself after KF goes down, I hope you don't follow in his footsteps with a cult of personality and all that.
  27. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Who do you believe will join OnionFarms?

    Only if it's to hand over complete and unconditional control of KF to @SIGSEGV
  28. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Josh and Finances

    Sure. Okay.
  29. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights When did you turn on Kiwi Farms?

    You have a point, but they were like that even before the pandemic. I've lurked on KF for a long while, and I'd see it all the time. The same sort of doomerposting that they'd mock Tumblristas for posting as cringy melodramatics. It seems that both sides of the autistio-political spectrum have a...
  30. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

    I wasn't banned. I always lurked. Didn't feel the need to get an account after all that went down. Besides, I feel that its days are numbered anyway. I don't think KF will exist within the next five years, tops.
  31. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    It's almost like a match made in purgatory. A dead, obsolete medium that's been past its prime a la Zombie Simpsons long before 8chan was even a thing and is propped up solely by le wrong generation nostalgiafags who can't cope with aging (imageboards) and a might as well be dead NEETfag...
  32. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    I wonder how many of these folks are gonna end up the next Roger Troy or something. Then again, that'd require leaving their mama's bull's basement and not gatekeeping gossiping on an internet forum.
  33. APerson

    Dead Kiwi Farms Users.

    You'd think with how they talk about Beijing Joe that a lot of them would've an hero'd by now, especially Random Internet Person and all those who positively rate his "TRUMP SUPPORTERS ARE ALL GONNA GET SHOAH'D OY VEY!" posts.
  34. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Who do you believe will join OnionFarms?

    I wish Random Internet Person would just so I can give that guy an intervention. Syaoran Li (or his alt, Dom Cruise, I don't mind) too, but he'd get the psych eval.
  35. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Mad at the Internet and its viewers

    Boomers simping for Jersh is like a boomer who wears the sports jersey of a man old enough to be his son. It's just gigacringe. As for the femcels, well, they're even more cringe. Gentrified youth culture, even. Jersh sure knows who to pander to, I'll give him that.
  36. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Exactly. That's what I've been thinking for a long time myself. It essentially tried to become something that there's already enough of. Like, what can you get at KF that you can't get anywhere else? Gossip? There's Lipstick Alley, Guru Gossip, the Dirty, etc. They just won't tolerate you for...
  37. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    There already has been cases of violence IIRC - one of 'em trooned out, and his wife told him she wasn't into him anymore, so he killed her over it. There was Douglas Perry, a troon who went around killing prostitutes, claiming they were ungrateful for being born women, wasting their bodies or...
  38. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Don't forget the token boomers like JosephStalin.
  39. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Pretty much, but look on the bright side: the rubber banding effect when the kids rebel is going to be astro-freaking-nomical.
  40. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Entering the era? That's funny, I could've sworn we were already there. The stench is strong enough.
  41. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    With how much they talk about trannies, you'd think they were attracted to them or something.
  42. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Touche, friend. On both counts.
  43. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    And they're going to be called selfish if they dare express their discontent. You're going to hear that for decades until we do a 180 like the media did (they went from saying COVID is just a flu, not as big a deal as the flu to, well, y'know) and end up going heh, y'know what, those kids might...
  44. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    See, that's exactly my point. How does this contribute in any way to the thread? Who cares if they'd turn bitter? Screw 'em. The whole point of Kiwi Farms is to laugh at the mentally ill, not boast how you're also mentally ill, but you're not like those other spergs. Take that juvenile shit back...
  45. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Sometimes, you have to make sacrifices. What else is there to be done? Look at what @snailslime just posted. The Chantal thread alone could be cut down by tons of pages if you got rid of shit like that. It's not just hers either - it's ALR, it's DSP, it's Luna Slater, it's a lot of the cows on...
  46. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    Well, I meant zoomers would be using it in their manifestos. We're already seeing kids being unable to cope with all this shit going on right now. Imagine them getting into their thirties. Hell, some have either already killed themselves (Spencer Smith, Emily Owen, a twelve year old in front of...
  47. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Just start threadbanning folks who don't contribute to the topic at hand. Like, nobody needs to know how better at life you are than the cow in question - either contribute some quality milk or move on.
  48. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    They should've stopped after Season 4, with the Christmas special that year as a send-off.
  49. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    So the Redditors could feel right at home as they blogpost.
  50. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    But if they did away with stickers, how else could they feel like they're not like those other Redditors? KF is pretty much I'm not like those other girls: the forum. True, but they're also the ones that are essentially cucking him out of ever realizing his dream of a tradwaifu and all that...
  51. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Oh, I'm sure they could drum up a new one pretty quickly. Never underestimate the power of autism, especially when amplified by chronic narcissism.
  52. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    What a shame that show got driven into the ground by Flanderization so bad even Zombie Simpsons writers would tell them to chill.
  53. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Even more good would come if Josh just erased A&H entirely and gave 'em all the boot, but then KF would be even more irrelevant than it already is, so no go.
  54. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Stickers are just a coping mechanism for people who think they're too hip and cool for Reddit with its updoots and awards. KF, like imageboards, is full of hipster speds. Just look at Syaoran Li, for example. If that dude was any more of a tryhard, he'd spontaneously combust.
  55. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    A distinct culture my ass. What is their culture? A-logging about literal nobodies, politicsperging you can find literally anywhere else....Duke here needs to realize that Kiwi Farms is just a more autistic version of Lipstick Alley, Guru Gossip, The Dirty, and that KF isn't even on anyone's...
  56. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    True, but that doesn't make the hypocrisy any better. He seems to be like a lot of folks online: waiting for someone else to do all the heavy lifting so they can bandwagon afterwards.
  57. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    See, that's just it. He can talk smack to some rando NZ copper, but when the Feds come a'knocking, suddenly he's compliant? Anyone who stuck around after @SIGSEGV got the boot is a total sped. That should've been the final nail in the coffin, but I guess if the IP leaks didn't cause an exodus...
  58. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    Future manifestos won't even need words. Just that graph.
  59. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    True, but you can't deny a lot of millenials were all about how much boomers should fuck off and die pre-2020 and yet they're the most ardent "save granny" types around. Those are the ones that I primarily talk about. It will just suck for those who saw through the BS when guilt by association...
  60. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    If they were really angry about it, why are they simping hard for those responsible? Look at this graph. Imagine how harder Gen Z is gonna get fucked because the millenials decided hey, let's simp for the exact same system that caused the crisis of '08. The pandemic was the perfect opportunity...
  61. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    I will never stop finding it funny how millenials spent year after year shittalking their own grandparents and all of a sudden, they decided to simp so hard for them, I'm sure that they'd be willing to change their diapers with their teeth if they could. I used to have sympathy for a lot of...
  62. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Josh and Finances

    It shouldn't be too hard. I can just pretend I'm a woman like all the anons do on Lolcow. Then I can gradually introduce the grift. Just say it's part of fending off the tranny menace or something, I don't know.
  63. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    I never said she would. Don't think that anyone critical of rich old Uniparty boomer A is somehow a fan of rich old Uniparty boomer B. Some of us would prefer the US actually gets human beings into power, not walking gloryholes.
  64. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Josh and Finances

    I'm in the wrong line of work if it's this easy to make coin. I heard Lolcow Farm's admin might want to give his site away. I could take it, monetize it, beat Joshie at his own game.
  65. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    True, but judging by the gross mishandling of a pandemic that's making Randy Shilts no doubt do gymnastics routines in his grave, I'm sure we can make some pretty solid predictions on just how shit the future's going to be. Well, don't call it a grave, it's the future you chose, right? My feels...
  66. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    Imagine telling a Roosevelt voter in 1912 that that was what would ultimately become of his country. It's like that Hank Hill cameo on the Simpsons. "They voted for this?"
  67. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    The USA? You mean the country that's pretty much been a walking punchline for the past hundred years and will continue to be for many more? I mean, sure, don't get me wrong, those other countries, they're jokes too, but America is the loudest spectacle in the circus, and has been ever since...
  68. APerson

    Syrup

    The problem with "lolcows" is that most of them were never funny nor interesting to begin with. I mean, take Amberlynn Reid for example. What, exactly, is funny about her? She's just a dime-a-dozen fat asshole. You can find those pretty much anywhere. Same for Chantal. Same for Luna. Same even...
  69. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Josh and Finances

    So he's pulling the same grift Zion Don did, huh?
  70. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    So your stance is that, even though it was a request, not a demand.....it was a demand worth Josh being a petulant child over? All he had to say was no thanks, but instead, he sperged out. Your stance is that he did good by doing so. Mine is that he didn't.
  71. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    Like most millenials, he acts out once he realizes that the real world doesn't give a shit about how much your deadbeat dad and mollycoddling mom told you how special you are. That's why they're the Frankenstein Generation and come up with the most autistic shit (woketardation, incel/femcel...
  72. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    How much are you willing to bet he wouldn't have done the same himself? Most of the people who talk about how great a thing Josh did there are the same people who are literally scared shitless of boogeytrannies under their beds. One moment, it's YAAAAAAAS JEWSH SLAY and the next it's OMG GUIZ...
  73. APerson

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    This is why you can't take Kiwi Farmers seriously. For all their talk about how some such nobody is a lolcow, they literally simp for arguably the biggest one of them all. They can screencap our posts and poke fun all they want, but in the end, it is what it is.
  74. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights When did you turn on Kiwi Farms?

    The problem is that none of the cows are actually all that funny, and it shows in the direction of the threads: everyone's too busy trying to out-A-log the other nowadays. The site went from a place to 'milk the cows' for a good laugh to people having to justify their own failure at life by...
  75. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights When did you turn on Kiwi Farms?

    Either that guy is a troll or he needs to an hero already. I mean, seriously, what is his deal anyway? He's reaching levels of pathetic even Josh hasn't hit yet.
  76. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Senpai noticed me? I don't know how to feel about this....
  77. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Sometimes, I see occassional good posts on there, but they make me wonder why they'd waste their time on a salt-right hugbox; overall, I see that Kiwi Farms is just another platform where people from the back burners of society feel better about themselves online Because they're a bunch of know...
  78. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I work like anyone else, but I don't need to go on and on about it to boost my self-worth on a gossip rag, comparing myself to random fatties and troons (while simultaneously ignoring that Josh has no job himself, of course) as if they need the constant reassurance that they're not as bad as 'em.
  79. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    None of them have jobs, kids and spouses. Let's be real here. It's blatantly obvious. There's no way someone with all that would find fucking Kiwi Farms to be worth a damn. Their posts, which reek of the same Redditardation you see in r/AITA and the like, pretty much confirm this. It's more...
  80. APerson

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Because they literally gatekeep being the source for everything gossip on the internet in lieu of an actual personality, nevermind that again, nobody knows what Kiwi Farms is, nobody would care to know since Lipstick Alley, Guru Gossip, The Dirty, and social media in general all do what they do...
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