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  1. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    I don't think you did lmao, Arkomia, ya disgusting toilet pervert
  2. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    The classic* And no, I'm American (better than you, even if I sleep in a dumpster). Also, you jerk your little eggroll to toilet cam vids lol
  3. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    ESL
  4. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Ok, pedoshielder
  5. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    It is certainly fake news. I speak nothing but truth, pedofur. How much did you donate to Kengle, btw?
  6. Time 4 Guillotines

    Public Figure - Niche Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Playground.

    Your brother in law molestered you
  7. Time 4 Guillotines

    What is Onionpedia?

    I'm looking forward to Onionchan.gay
  8. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    All perveyors of lolicon should kill themselves, that includes 64 year old Warwick RI resident Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt.
  9. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    While I normally enjoy our sperg outs I think you and the mush mouthed Brit have had enough attention until you do something novel
  10. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Running out of material, huh? 🥱
  11. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    How about you push ENTER one more time before inserting an image so your shitpost shows up correctly on non phonefag devices like actual computers and shit. Its like the third time you've done this today.
  12. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Oh, I really don't read the things I say I didn't. Like when people write me essays or reply to every post I've made recently. Brevity is wit so there's not going to be anything worth extracting from TL;DRs
  13. Time 4 Guillotines

    Nose Rings

    It's like a remix of the old danger hair meme. I approve
  14. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    No, just the one you're in with Crimson (⚧️) and the chinky toilet pervert Too many words. Make it the length of an old style tweet and I'll try to read it but no promises. They didn't give us no good learning in my redneck/beaner/dago/Turkish tranny school
  15. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    This game is about the ratio of effort to irritation and I haven't waxed poetic or joined a get this guy DM chain
  16. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Ashleyjuice, Ashleyjuice, Ashleyjuice
  17. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Naw, I greatly enjoy arguing, figured y'all would have realized that by now. Unless you guys do something interesting I'm afraid I'll never be inspired enough to cut another promo 😞 Tragic thing about being off the sauce is I can't bring the full retard energy this forum needs and deserves. I...
  18. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    J.
  19. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    Wait for Diego to fall asleep and Check his pockets
  20. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    You and Crimson have been repeating the same shit for months. Did we get this guy yet?
  21. Time 4 Guillotines

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

  22. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    Search surrounding area for other homelesses
  23. Time 4 Guillotines

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    I am so owned and trolled. Goodbye forever Onioniggers
  24. Time 4 Guillotines

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    I won't be ashamed of the weird gift my fren gave me 💅🏻 Also, you can repeat yourself ad nauseum in any other thread. This one is about KF, Ritard
  25. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    Ok, Rita
  26. Time 4 Guillotines

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    So you have no personality beyond posting gore because you're afraid of being mocked. Interesting. I own many rare Funko Pops
  27. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Didn't read
  28. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    I don't know what you're talking about
  29. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    Inspect Kill List
  30. Time 4 Guillotines

    Public Figure - Niche Joshua Block Thread

    I don't care about this
  31. Time 4 Guillotines

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    I imagine not everyone has an autistic fear of details surrounding their personal lives being public info
  32. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    Not every pooner is Crimson
  33. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    You decided to become a "man" because your 'gina is medically too tight
  34. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    A healthy obsession
  35. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Sharing your porn collection and its consequences
  36. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Yeah, I'm aware. The only moves Crimson has is posting bait and skinwalking me in someone's DMs
  37. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    That's what police are for.
  38. Time 4 Guillotines

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I think Joshua is too fat for Joshua.
  39. Time 4 Guillotines

    Public Figure - Niche Dark Ninja / Isaac Lee Flores / Dark Isaac / WarGreymon Productions

  40. Time 4 Guillotines

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    What a new and refreshing take.
  41. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    Real pillow biter energy there Ken. I've found my answer I'm so proud he finally felt comfortable enough to come out of the closet https://archive.is/wip/3it7Q Like why is there even a Reddit subforum? Ken should get rid of it and create one for something everyone wants to talk about like the...
  42. Time 4 Guillotines

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    I've made many Mean Girls edits of Josh https://tenor.com/users/gaylordsocker And yes 🤍
  43. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    No but they did put my dirty beaner face on a packet of taco seasoning
  44. Time 4 Guillotines

    Public Figure - Niche Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Playground.

    Oh no, an attractive woman being sexual on the internet! How will she ever recover
  45. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    The voices in Ken's head represent both genders. He wrongly assumes that everyone has boy and girl voices in their heads, when it's only a certain class of batshit crazy people commonly known as schizophrenics. Outburst? I've never been more at peace with the existence of Kengle, a mentor and...
  46. Time 4 Guillotines

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

  47. Time 4 Guillotines

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Great find Crimson, this will be how we finally get this guy.
  48. Time 4 Guillotines

    If I review a chastity cage on Amazon, will my family see it?

    The trick is to treat it like xalls to another woman you want to hide from your wife. Just change your name on Amazon to Pizza Hut, no one will be the wiser
  49. Time 4 Guillotines

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Oh, my use of the term mommy elicited sexual connotations in your tranny brain. That does check out
  50. Time 4 Guillotines

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Yeah, the Lidl Drip thing was covered under the part where I said functionally illiterate people reiterated themselves for the umpteenth time.
  51. Time 4 Guillotines

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Please don't sexualize Elaine. She's asexual which makes your disgusting fanfics even more of a violation
  52. Time 4 Guillotines

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Ashley was never baby and Elaine has always been mommy. But no
  53. Time 4 Guillotines

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    There's nothing to really update. Functionally illiterate people reiterated themselves for the umpteenth time, Kengle made some retarded decisions regarding the site, people engaged in glorious in-fighting. There might be a note worthy event coming up but I wouldn't know anything about that 💅🏻
  54. Time 4 Guillotines

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    So Lady Garga is trying to recapture the magic of a dead meme. J.
  55. Time 4 Guillotines

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    That doesn't work when the post would have fit in an old style tweet, sperg
  56. Time 4 Guillotines

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    What's there to lurk? Someone made a fake Null account and Lady Garga keeps tagging it like it's some sort of own
  57. Time 4 Guillotines

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Does it though? The only people who lurk this site are people who think it's a poorly written joke and those butthurt enough to be thinking about joining
  58. Time 4 Guillotines

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Why do you keep tagging a dead sock account?
  59. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    I didn't sit around waiting to see what was being said of me, so no
  60. Time 4 Guillotines

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

  61. Time 4 Guillotines

    What is Onionpedia?

    Literally me
  62. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Naw, someone messaged me about it. Life has many doors
  63. Time 4 Guillotines

    What is Onionpedia?

    I said ENGLISH not BRITISH, you fucking dinlo.
  64. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    I mean, boomers watch TV, but does that mean they're actually on The Price Is Right?
  65. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Is this a real thing?
  66. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    You're not that important to me Seethe pooner, with your crusty medically too tight mangina
  67. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Yeah Crimson, it'd be easier if you just gave up already Here to stay since Ken wanted to make a public scene about banning me after I'd already left for 2 weeks Kenneth Engelhardt is a father figure, a mentor, an inspiration and dare I say a friend
  68. Time 4 Guillotines

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    I don't kiss clouds.
  69. Time 4 Guillotines

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

  70. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    My a-logs weens on this site had to put their heads together to come up with the plan to bait me into sperging out in the KF/JCM threads so that Ken would ban me for a week again. Having one of them leak their plotting has helped me evade their efforts so far
  71. Time 4 Guillotines

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Your cock in deep fryer, cut up into little Chicken McNuggets.
  72. Time 4 Guillotines

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    It's literally working the very best it ever has in it's entire history. Go suck a tranny cock.
  73. Time 4 Guillotines

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Your mom's a cock.
  74. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    You seriously have a DM chain on a site with 12 active users? What could be so bad that you feel you need to hide it from from the other 4 users?
  75. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/palm-springs-officials-approve-59m-pay-black-latino-115907485 Some might think he's a top because of how aggressively he pursues fat boys that are half his age like Null, our long forgotten tranny janny and Chris Chan but they fail to remember Kengle's...
  76. Time 4 Guillotines

    What is Onionpedia?

    Could you PLEASE learn how to speak English?
  77. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

  78. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Hell yeah brother, been sober from the sauce for a while. Figured a constructive past time would be a good idea No, I'm doing a scarf for my first project since I figured it'd be the easiest. Made the mistake of choosing a black chenille for my first yarn, quite difficult to see what I'm doing
  79. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Classic. What site do you use for gore vids? Need something to throw on the tv while I work on my crocheting 💅🏿
  80. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    No
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