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  1. Azusa

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Hey no fair! Share with the class! https://kiwifarms.net/chat/messages/2897670 Also: $ cat nigger_copypasta | grep -o 'nigger' | wc -l 32 He uses the word nigger/niggers 32 times in this copypasta alone (I was curious).
  2. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Kyle was 100% right about this fag. Like a fucking violin.
  3. Azusa

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Even more pathetic was their gay 'break up', complete with pissy texts, cold shoulders and livescream callouts. His posts in @SIGSEGV's bear computer thread are also cringe as fuck. Captain Manning just seems like a really embarrassing guy all around to be honest.
  4. Azusa

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Agreed, and it's one thing I've never really understood about the Farms to be honest: the whole ego/cult of personality thing. If you're doing any of this shit right, then there should be no link back to your IRL identity (I know, ?). In which case, who gives a fuck about clout? It should be...
  5. Azusa

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    The opposite, actually. Everyone's issue with the Metokur dox was that it wasn't just dropped all at once, but instead had hours/pages of coy teasing, cryptic hints and just general faggotry that made it look like a faildox at the outset. Fagnasty/Dynastia lit Princess Tinkle Panties up in the...
  6. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights When did you turn on Kiwi Farms?

    There was a quote I once saw from a Kiwi that I wish I'd saved. I can't even remember who it's from (it sounds like something AnOminous or Secret Asshole would've said at one point though) and the gist was like: And it's true. The refugees that come to KF and refuse to assimilate for...
  7. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    HK might be my favorite mod on KF actually. But he is a Kiwi Farmer and a janny, so I have to wonder what deplorable, degenerate shit he's managed to hide from the world. (I can't wait for the inevitable leaks.)
  8. Azusa

    Syrup

    Oh wait I thought you were making a mean-spirited and awesome joke, but it turns out that {o}P isn't chatbanned (yet/for now). I still got a good chuckle though.
  9. Azusa

    Syrup

  10. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights When did you turn on Kiwi Farms?

  11. Azusa

    Strange and mysterious things that happened to you

    My last semester at a certain college I was knocked the fuck out by some huge bitch for walking where she was trying to drive. (Note: By "huge" I mean she was goddamn 325lbs. I was 120lbs.) Just a huge fucking fist, like a tree trunk, collided with my face. While unconscious on the ground, I...
  12. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights When did you turn on Kiwi Farms?

    Same here. Just because I think a lot of the users are fucking mad, autistic clowns (probably myself included if we're being totally honest) doesn't mean I don't enjoy what the site is and does.
  13. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    He's got some of his code up on the KiwiGit too I noticed: https://git.kiwifarms.net/CrunkLord420 Nooo, what's wrong with based Iranposter? :(
  14. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Thread

    And Kengle is still just starting out with this stuff iirc. Josh has been fiddling around with servers for the better part of a decade (like seriously think about it, his entire life since like 2013 or so has been: wake up, run KF, got to sleep. That's way more than Gladwell's 10,000 hours. It's...
  15. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Thread

    Down again? But he turned off disk imaging guys! It was supposed to make the site run faster and more reliably!
  16. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Thread

    "You did give me a scare for a second tho"
  17. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Thread

    And you're a phoneposter. You're doing great so far, newfriend! (y)
  18. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Thread

    Not using the crisp Default style? Rookie mistake.
  19. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Thread

    Welcome, Kiwifags! ?
  20. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Thread

    (source) / (archive)
  21. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Thread

    And twitter shoah'd (I went there immediately to see if he said anything about it, found tweets being removed in real-time). https://twitter.com/Job4_2
  22. Azusa

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Agreed, but I think Null was just done with Rat Speaker by that point and looking for any excuse to get rid of him (which I mean: fair enough, the guy was and is a cunt). If you go scanning through Xenomorph's profile page you'll find plenty of people making 'mean-spirited' cancer jokes too and...
  23. Azusa

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Goddamn Kiwi Farms is running slow/shitty lately now that Josh has had the glowies install their auto-logging software in the backend so that all us doomposters can be rounded up and sent to the camps. ?
  24. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    That's the thing; there's grains of truth in there. I know the stuff about KatsuKitty, for example, pretty much lines up with stuff that Josh himself has said about Katsu on his streams at one point. EDIT: not the stuff about his 'gay rankings', to be clear (that's obviously bullshit), but the...
  25. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    totes-Dynastia and totes-CasualSeppuku's 'AMA' over on /snow/ had some funny and True and Honest descriptions of a lot of these characters too. AnOminous KatsuKitty wagglyplacebo OwO What's This? Meowthkip Smutley Melchett Alan Pardew CasualSeppuku Yawning Sneasel Ride...
  26. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Null Simp thread.

    wait, you're dinoman? As in the guy that was playing @FuckedUp?
  27. Azusa

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms What happens when Kiwi Farms shuts down/what happens to Josh?

    Alright, time to effortpost! What happens when Kiwi Farms shuts down? Honestly I'm not even too worried. I think a lot of us are on Kiwi Farms mostly for the community more than anything, which is still a strong foundation of the site to this day (even though Josh will swear up and down that it...
  28. Azusa

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Most of the time, yeah. She did sperg out in the A&H proper every now and then though. That example that HK linked was from the Iran missile crisis thread at the start of the year (back when we thought that was going to be 2020's happening).
  29. Azusa

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Cosmos is a bit of a politisperg herself. Granted it's refreshing that she's a left-wing politisperg, but it's still gay. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/state-of-the-board.61563/post-5838831
  30. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Corbin thread in the Supporters lounge: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/corbindallasmultipass-memorial-thread.30974/post-8000347
  31. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

  32. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Can we make it a trifecta? ?
  33. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    "You can come back if you write me a 1000-word essay on why what you did was bad!"
  34. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Null Simp thread.

    When he was halal'd he was just a PoI on that account. I like to imagine that he paid Null, fully expecting that he'd get to go back to shitting up the Spiderman thread, but then realizing that his PoI badge nullifies all of his privileges anyway.
  35. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Alright, I'm finally coming around. I used to think the Politisperg thread was funny and that it was hilarious that they were all hiding in PMs from HHH and the chastity cuck incel was a happy accident. But now this is some next level shit. I don't know what Satan thinks he's doing, but he needs...
  36. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Null Simp thread.

    Aaaa I spent too long looking in the thread for this guy's stuff and you beat me to it!
  37. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    It's perfect, you guys! We've recreated all the best parts of the Spiderman thread! I always believed in every one of you ❤️
  38. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Based Kiwi Farmers

    Sorry, buddy. I know it hurts. But give it another 10 years (in the basement, friendless and alone, with only the hum of the KF server to keep you company on these godforsaken Serbian winter nights, before you finally pass out and wake up the next day to more of the exact same nothingness)...
  39. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Based Kiwi Farmers

    This. (Also, imagine actually LARPing as Null.)
  40. Azusa

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Hey @Boingotango how many times did you vote in the poll
  41. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Yep. Null doesn't give a fuck, he straight up admitted as much in his 'Murtaugh' speech. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/im-getting-too-old-for-this-shit.71029/
  42. Azusa

    Syrup

    sneed
  43. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Based Kiwi Farmers

    We should get Kyle/Soft Kitty here, that guy was a riot! ?
  44. Azusa

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Hey, we'll take our laughs where we can get 'em, man! It's all good.
  45. Azusa

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I remember at one point in 2018 (and earlier?) Josh was legit calling/texting back and forth with Chris and Chris was letting him go through his emails (he mentions the texts/calls here and here and here and HERE, for instance). The whole thing came off as kind of creepy to be honest.
  46. Azusa

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Now the guy is out on bail and posting in the thread under his unbanned account, and it's like a fucking AMA.
  47. Azusa

    Parasocial Relationship with Jersh

  48. Azusa

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Are you for real? Josh's life absolutely sucks. And the idea that 'at least' he has an entire website of fans (if that were actually true) is both depressing and hilarious.
  49. Azusa

    Just testing something out here

    G
  50. Azusa

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Seeing all of the mathy Kiwi spergs give it their all to help Josh with his thermodynamics homework, it's actually kind of fucking gay that it's just for a video game. I feel like I'd actually respect Josh more if @OnionNull's insinuation was the correct one.
  51. Azusa

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

  52. Azusa

    Parasocial Relationship with Jersh

    Despicably.
  53. Azusa

    Parasocial Relationship with Jersh

    Don't rate this post autistic. I trusted Null I can pretty much trace my childhood and growth to adulthood alongside the sperging of Chris Chan/sonichu. It's funny how my maturation ended up paralleling that with Chris's growth as well. I guess I'm just blessed that by coincidence my birth...
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