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  1. Frosty Fetus

    Public Figure - Niche Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Playground.

    Just cut them up and eat em up. Discard the heads you don't want Kuru. Had a titillating tirade on cannibal with a shortstack emo black girl. Everyday I kick myself for not asking her out before she became he. Maybe my dongeroo could have straighten her out.
  2. Frosty Fetus

    Public Figure - Niche Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Playground.

    What I'm talking about Idubbz. Besides simps should die
  3. Frosty Fetus

    Public Figure - Niche Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Playground.

    Before Kiwi's crash out I took the liberty of making a kick account for the crew. Sadly it was lost in the torrent of content.
  4. Frosty Fetus

    Maaaaaan, remember when memes were funny?

    I've always wanted to know what makes a kike girl different from a white girl? Besides religion of course. The fucks a dago?
  5. Frosty Fetus

    Maaaaaan, remember when memes were funny?

    The potato nigger yearns for the yarn wigger
  6. Frosty Fetus

    Opinion/Blog Sex Dungeon & Locker Room Talk [NSFW]

    I've had many sex dreams but never any wet dreams
  7. Frosty Fetus

    Opinion/Blog Sex Dungeon & Locker Room Talk [NSFW]

    The Tren De Araguans have enacted revenge on my village by spiking the water with aphrodisiacs. My kitty cat is looking at me weird send immediate aid this very minute immediately.
  8. Frosty Fetus

    Public Figure - Niche Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Playground.

    Just use some animal gut and a rubber band. The method as ordained by God himself.
  9. Frosty Fetus

    Public Figure - Niche Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Playground.

    I once had a dream where I constantly tied my penis into a knot until it fell off. Afterwards a grand Final Fantasy style journey to reattach my detached digit.
  10. Frosty Fetus

    Sperglords Rule Advice Column #3 - Smuggling Drugs Through Customs

    what if i smuggle it up the police officers butt?
  11. Frosty Fetus

    Public Figure - Niche Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Playground.

    I wonder how on earth he could have managed to obtain such a rarity.
  12. Frosty Fetus

    Public Figure - Niche Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Playground.

    I absolutely despise Disney for what they did to copyright.
  13. Frosty Fetus

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Anytime somebody generalizes anime fans as being pedos their always painting a target on their backs. I still remember the time when a guy said xenoblade 2 is pedo bait and somebody pulled up his sex offender registry. Can't forget the KF Goonergate scandals. Like the Catler Leaks or the...
  14. Frosty Fetus

    Multiple Countries The JFK files

    It's crazy how bullies are better at teaching life lessons than the fucking teachers. I'm fairly certain that with the rise of people hoeing it up on the internet it'll cause more bullying and thus less furries and trannies. The world is healing and we're so fucking back.
  15. Frosty Fetus

    Multiple Countries The JFK files

    Apparently the dude's kids are being bullied school ever since the guy became a meme.
  16. Frosty Fetus

    Onionfarms Bling - General Everyone who ordered from the OF store

    Got a new dehydrator and changed up spice blends. You?
  17. Frosty Fetus

    Maaaaaan, remember when memes were funny?

    Nah, tomorrow their gonna get a sick fireworks show free of charge and a brand spanking new water fountain. Things will get better thoughts and prayers 🙏
  18. Frosty Fetus

    Opinion/Blog Sex Dungeon & Locker Room Talk [NSFW]

    I'm going to dick you down
  19. Frosty Fetus

    Opinion/Blog The Crack Shack (vent about shit)

    This has nothing to do with my previous statements. But I think their is something very wrong with me.
  20. Frosty Fetus

    Public Figure - Niche Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Playground.

    I've never seen lain, most of what I know is from osmosis. I like the powerlines and how musical they are. Than again I'm suck for non-instruments being able to produce music or something similar too it. The drooning erie surrealness of it, the atmosphere. I'm a sucker for things like musique...
  21. Frosty Fetus

    Public Figure - Niche Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Playground.

    I cant sleep peacefully without the full 12 yards of powerline-age coursing through my eardrums
  22. Frosty Fetus

    Default Prefix - Flag for Staff Spencers Gifts (Utopia, Pipe Dream, Criticism, Glorification)

    I never knew Spencer's existed until now. Thanks I guess.
  23. Frosty Fetus

    Advice Column #1 - "I'm Being Attacked by a Midget"

    This seems like a lot of work. I'd rather just cut the brake lines on their car or put sugar in their gas tank. I prefer the former.
  24. Frosty Fetus

    Opinion/Blog Random Pics & Gifs

    I'm fairly certain it's the artist Asanagi, I think it's from a doujin he made The Devil Survivor artist notes are fucking wild
  25. Frosty Fetus

    Opinion/Blog Random Pics & Gifs

    Id fuck her
  26. Frosty Fetus

    are you a lolcow?

    I'm the lolcow
  27. Frosty Fetus

    YTMND

    I never used the site but I miss it Edit:
  28. Frosty Fetus

    Onionfarms Bling - General Everyone who ordered from the OF store

    True. I'd play Dead By Daylight if they had Parasite Eve stuff.
  29. Frosty Fetus

    Onionfarms Bling - General Everyone who ordered from the OF store

    They games could be good if the devs actually sat there and improved the game. Gave it support instead of moving on to the next project. Dead By Daylight is constantly being supported by the devs, they update it, they do collaborations with other horror IPs to spice the game up, and etc...
  30. Frosty Fetus

    Onionfarms Bling - General Everyone who ordered from the OF store

    It's a shame that your not wrong.
  31. Frosty Fetus

    Onionfarms Bling - General Everyone who ordered from the OF store

    It's not that, it's just the controls and the overall design of loot drops. I like Project Zomboid and that game is absolutely autistic with its details. Remember their last game? Friday The 13th? Just about every game they make is an 80s slasher with the computer equivalent of Gonorrhea. I'd...
  32. Frosty Fetus

    Onionfarms Bling - General Everyone who ordered from the OF store

    Dead by Daylight is pretty cool. I despise DayZ.
  33. Frosty Fetus

    Public Figure - Niche Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Playground.

    If the dude continues interacting despite having a new asshole ripped open, I'd say that's pretty humiliating.
  34. Frosty Fetus

    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    Dark Souls Creat-A-Character
  35. Frosty Fetus

    Public Figure - Niche Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Playground.

    Salutations normal human being. I am too a normal human being. He seems to be a pretty normal guy. I too as a normal human being say this to my other fellow normal human beings. Very normal.
  36. Frosty Fetus

    Public Figure - Niche Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Playground.

    The way I see it the dude is most likely getting off of the attention your giving him. So despite the fact your making fun of him in his fucked up head this could be a form of devotion to him. As your essentially devoting time and energy to post about him.
  37. Frosty Fetus

    Opinion/Blog The Crack Shack (vent about shit)

    No thanks. Unless the mod tag could be Solidus.
  38. Frosty Fetus

    Opinion/Blog The Crack Shack (vent about shit)

    can I be a mod on your site when it release? I wanna be the cameraman. We'll make this shit look like a Kubrick movie!
  39. Frosty Fetus

    Public Figure - Niche Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Playground.

    You do understand I was joking around right? I wasn't being serious, I was yanking your chain.
  40. Frosty Fetus

    Public Figure - Niche Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Playground.

    We're talking about Replicant. You know the game where your a little boy who grows up into a big boy? Where's the robot ass?
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