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  1. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Unironically Null would get a hell of a lot more interest from women if he took the pinkpill.
  2. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    But he totally has sex you guys! Is prostitution even LEGAL in Serbia? Either way I'm thinking bitch needs to climb on top and hold her nose with a clothes pin. Doubt they even make condoms small enough by the way.
  3. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    "Well gee whiz, Joshy Woshy, if you're so confident that these kinds of things will attract a potential mate, then why aren't you taking your own advice?" >REEEEEEEEEE.MP3 >banhammer.jpg And then he'll go into some bullshit tirade about how YOU are an incel for questioning him. He's always so...
  4. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Null fails to understand irony when it comes to women and dating. Old news I know but no shit is too minor. Post in thread 'Incels.is (Previously known as /r/incels)' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/incels-is-previously-known-as-r-incels.22268/post-8515032 Added link for context. Editor's note...
  5. UltimateDestroyer

    What if Josh still lived in the U.S?

    The autistic motorcycle gang that some lolcow paid in Bitcoin to hunt him down would find him.
  6. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Just because you hate anime doesn't make you not a disgusting slob with nothing to offer a woman. Hell, liking anime won't make women disgusted by you in and of itself, but stereotypes exist for a reason.
  7. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I personally have zero interest in dating single moms but that's because of retarded baby daddy drama, as a one night stand I get that but Joshy isn't even attractive enough to get likes on Tinder or OKCupid from an obese trailer trash woman who fulfills all the worst stereotypes. A good...
  8. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    As much as he mocks Chris for his periodic begging sagas and trying to sell retarded shit based on someone else's creation (Sonichu doesn't count as an original character, sorry) he sure does do quite a bit of the same. Or maybe he touched the poop one too many times and is turning into...
  9. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Ottoman, more like OttoWOMAN, amirite?
  10. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Have you ever even been to an American high school, let alone one in Florida? I can't imagine him exactly being the athletic or homecoming king type. Oh no, some guy who runs a forum is going to know what I look like. Because he knows deep down he'll never find himself a wife there. Even with...
  11. UltimateDestroyer

    Syrup

    Seriously if she finally passed what does that mean for Christine? Also happy Christine Love Day! 39 years of lolcowdom, may we have many more after that.
  12. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    He moved in with Marjan Siklic the incel lolcow from Croatia to be his trap girlfriend. I guess all that writing letters to Zagreb paid off after all.
  13. UltimateDestroyer

    Null Penis Speculation Thread

    The Mao Sugiyama story is kind of interesting, he actually made bank by cooking and selling his parts. Sorry mom and dad no grandkids for you ?
  14. UltimateDestroyer

    Null Penis Speculation Thread

    That is the face of a manchild imagining himself not having a micropenis/getting a blowjob from a troon.
  15. UltimateDestroyer

    Columbine Cultists & Copycats - The autistic legacy that Eric and Dylan left behind

    Jesus this event occurred before she was even born, why Eric and Dylan, for real. I mean, I understand that some people find abnormal psychology and its relation to mass murderers and serial killers and whatnot to be at the very least interesting, but I'm amazed at the amount of attention and...
  16. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwis that could be halal worthy

    Maybe he looks different now, after all the video is ancient. And he seriously got robbed by a hooker? Trying to do the Chris Chan method of losing one's virginity no doubt.
  17. UltimateDestroyer

    Columbine Cultists & Copycats - The autistic legacy that Eric and Dylan left behind

    Two decades later and people still obsess over and even visit Columbine High School? I heard of this guy but didn't he like, graduate or get kicked out or something? Fuck, I hated high school but for real, just do what you gotta do to graduate, and get out.
  18. UltimateDestroyer

    Columbine Cultists & Copycats - The autistic legacy that Eric and Dylan left behind

    Shooting up your school is one thing, but this fanart has got to be some sort of horrendous war crime.
  19. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwis that could be halal worthy

    Paintingatree is NOT CHRIS CHAN, you DANG DIRTY TROLL Honestly I have no idea what his deal is, all I know is that his schtick is kind of unfunny yet people are dumb enough to keep falling for it. I'm surprised half the forum doesn't have him on ignore.
  20. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwis that could be halal worthy

    The Satan you're talking about was a regular poster in a lot of places, he could definitely pass for normie, almost a surfer looking Chad really, better than most of us. He was one of the nicer users as well, maybe too much for his own good, and he liked to overshare especially with the incels...
  21. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwis that could be halal worthy

    Which is worse, having autism or being a Jew?
  22. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Coke Zero doesn't grant its drinkers the strength to wield the mighty cleaver, plus butchery is physical labor. He'd whine about being covered in pig guts half an hour into his first shift.
  23. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I dunno plenty of sources to learn it from, their rap videos are fire at least. Serious answer, it's not like there's a lack of language videos on JewTube, he obviously has internet, literally no excuse.
  24. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    What kinds of jobs are available in Serbia? I think that's where he is at least. Can't imagine the economy is booming right about now.
  25. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Yeah God forbid he work a real job, he's just like his hero Chris in so many ways.
  26. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwis that could be halal worthy

    Do group homes even have internet, or do they just shitpost from their cellphones now? I'm surprised places like that don't get showered in online orders of video games and children's toys because of the web.
  27. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    The main thing is you're not even wrong, I'm just saying, he's got little going for him and he knows it. The forum would be better if Joshy didn't actively hate his users. Aside from that though he needs to consider new interests. What do people in Serbia do for recreation, anyway? He's getting...
  28. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwis that could be halal worthy

    Yeah it took me a while to figure out HHH's schtick but it's funny as fuck that people refuse to ignore or block him or something. Keep taking the bait. Also I kinda figured boxershorts47 was a shitty troll, or just a confused young lad wanting to fit in somewhere. I know how that goes, I've...
  29. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwis that could be halal worthy

    Worse, a CARTOON duck fucker. He calls himself a "reality cartoonist" and jacks off to underage Disney duck girls or some shit. I think he lives in Germany? Bit too easy, definitely a lolcow in his own right though. Never met a Filipino white supremacist before, but apparently they exist?
  30. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I don't think he'll ever find someone, what kind of human female would be impressed by the fact that he runs a forum? He ain't never giving it up, it's the only thing he has left to look forward to in life.
  31. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    In any case, aiming for center of mass won't exactly be the most Herculean task out there.
  32. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    So he's doing the dog mom thing but with something that can't even move? That somehow makes it worse.
  33. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Hey, man, you gotta pay for that giant fucking moon laser somehow.
  34. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Hey, it works for Chris. You throw $30 down the autistic black hole that is his eBay store, and he ends up $200 more in debt somehow.
  35. UltimateDestroyer

    Dead Kiwi Farms Users.

    He's a retard who will probably sell military secrets to China in exchange for hooking up his son with lucrative business deals, but the second coming of the Holodomor? Eh, the dude can barely wipe his own ass.
  36. UltimateDestroyer

    Dead Kiwi Farms Users.

    I know that Null is a dick, but I never took him for being particularly well endowed. Especially with his steady diet of Coke Zero and tendies.
  37. UltimateDestroyer

    Dead Kiwi Farms Users.

    Sending or receiving?
  38. UltimateDestroyer

    Dead Kiwi Farms Users.

    Nah he's being repeatedly raped and shredded by Pinky Demons and SS men in that great Terry WAD beneath the Earth for all eternity.
  39. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Hey, even incels need a place to sleep. Null is no exception.
  40. UltimateDestroyer

    Public Figure - Niche Sydney Poniewaz / SydSnap / Queen of Degeneracy / Hime Hajime

    The one weeb girl who might be somewhat fuckable turns out to be a spastic degenerate. Her fiance is gonna get his dick chopped off by this crazy bitch.
  41. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    Even the garbage that is Disney "Star Wars" is a welcome distraction from the shit future that millennials and definitely the zoomers are going to have. The Gen Z kids are super fucked.
  42. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    It also explains why communism has some sort of following among millennials, I mean it's not widespread as Spedmax would have you believe but there's a reason the ideas of Karl Marx appeal to people. But they're doubly stupid if they think that a communist economic system would give them an...
  43. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    Oh yeah, I'm definitely well aware of the wealth disparity at least. Nothing that my generation can do but wait until all the boomers pass away if we want any kind of chance at owning our own houses and shit. OK so maybe you have the occasional internet millionaire or Elon Musk type but it's...
  44. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    Well that's kind of a messed up thing to do, I heard a little about it but not much news from Down Under gets here, unless it's really big and bad. Also, a lot of millennials still haven't fully recovered since the 2008 financial crisis, amongst other things, so they still have quite a bit they...
  45. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    Now that argument actually makes sense, people here refuse to see through the bullshit and it makes them absolutely insufferable. It's bad enough we're letting a bunch of ancient boomers without much time left determine the fate of people that haven't even been born before September 11th without...
  46. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    As if Shillary Cunton would have saved the day. Give me a break.
  47. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    Hey, the last choice was between an orange retard and a dementia patient who probably can't even use a proper toilet anymore. But for real, predictions of the future are always somewhat off, because of how firmly we are stuck in the present.
  48. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    Good point, we probably won't be a world power for long because our .gov diversity hires gender confused retards who can't figure out what bathroom to use to run the nuclear reactors on our aircraft carriers.
  49. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    Maybe he could have handled it better, but at least he did the right thing by not handing over info to the Canada of the Pacific. Fuck New Zealand, and in fact, fuck every English speaking country that isn't the USA.
  50. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    Agreeing with someone on one thing = ass kissing I've already read it, and read it again. My stance has not changed.
  51. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    No, my point is "just doing my job" or "just following orders" isn't a fucking excuse. New Zealand has some pretty heinous laws against free speech and that pig was trying to find NZ posters to imprison, so I think this one time he got it right. Fuck him and fuck his shithole country.
  52. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    Yeah, just doing their job, just like the Nazi soldiers who massacred villages of Jews in Eastern Europe as the Wehrmacht advanced. Real admirable there. Personally, I don't know if it qualifies as badass, but telling the New Zealand pigs to fuck off was probably the only thing he did right.
  53. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Who do you believe will join OnionFarms?

    Honestly, as long as you don't go all super sperg on him or post death threats or something, you'll probably be fine. He deals with a lot of drama and bullshit already, so I doubt he'd notice you.
  54. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Who do you believe will join OnionFarms?

    Tuscan was at least funny and entertaining. The new crop of "trolls" they have now is just plain sad.
  55. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Who do you believe will join OnionFarms?

    The guy's a sperg and a nutcase but he's never done anything that's actually bannable. He's that rare sped that somehow keeps it reined in enough to not tempt the wrath of Nool.
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