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  1. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Man, the announcement really broke them if they're powerleveling this much about their relationships and babymaking attempts.
  2. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Oh fuck off already isamanlet! "how about telling you about MY baby?"
  3. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Ah yes, the proper reaction to finding out Chris Chan is going to be a dad: Powerleveling too much.
  4. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    This makes how many lolcows that have spread their seed before Josh now?
  5. Larva

    Kiwifarms Speculation Anti- Homosexuality and self repression on the farms

    Timer ran out to edit, but apparently Saber even is an immortal adult stuck in a 15 year old's body. What was that about "1000000 year old lolis bad" again? :story:
  6. Larva

    Kiwifarms Speculation Anti- Homosexuality and self repression on the farms

    An easier, shorter way of calling xim out: The Saber avatars. Like it or not, Fate started as a porn game. So much for an anti-coomer trad mormon who doesn't commit sins nor drinks "shitty bean juice" :story: And simping for fucking KSON? All the big titty waifu fanarts can't hide that she's a...
  7. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    wait wat And another one repeating the same argument that's been deboonked a shitload of times about "why girls troon out". As an aside, notice that "Ginger & Bread = Mischief" joined KF just 2 days ago and has made 133 posts already. They're always so close to getting it but they never do...
  8. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    "I've met a lot of girls, and I could just tell they were all raped/sexually harrassed!"
  9. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    They were showing up in the STALKER thread today. Yesterday, there was one in the Dragon Quest thread, and I catched some in the Dead Rising and Silent Hill threads when they released the shitty remakes. I got insta-negrated in those two for nooticing.
  10. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    The vidya forum has been full of shills lately. "WTFDYM GAME X IS BAD? IT'S GOOD IT'S GREAT IT'S AMAZING IT'S THE BEST THING EVA TOP 10, NO, TOP 3 OF ALL TIME! WDYM WOKEY AND CENSORSHIP JUST BUY THE SHITTY REMAKE SO WE GET MORE SHITTY CENSORED REMAKES! WDYM IT'S BUGGY? PREVIOUS GAME WAS ALSO...
  11. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Posing with a mustache and everything else ultra girly for funsies: O EMZ GEE SO HEKKING COMFY GEE EN SEE PRESENTING PHASES SIS! And it's called Androgyny!
  12. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    No comment.
  13. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Jeez lady, are you really that manfaced to be mistaken for a tranny?
  14. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
  15. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    It's just that teh moids are colorblind and see tranny colors in the IKEA shark! Let's see the tranny shark: There's some dark-ish blue, an off-white underbelly, and a pink mouth? I don't get it. Maybe I need some of those MOID genes to observe the tranny flag colors in the BLAHAJ!
  16. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    "You don't understand, I NEED to defend and consoom and play every Assassin's Slop, and that includes Samurai Nigga despite knowing it WILL be trash! They get me so hype A F! Pirating, what's that? No, I WILL buy it!"
  17. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    >I frequent the men's sections "I also don't mind looking like a werewolf but I just NEED to get rid of the "hirsutism" specifically on my face and neck! Look I'm very special, I don't bother with my looks, but I still get sooo heckin' harrassed by teh moids!" "Teehee I was so hecking...
  18. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Least Favorite Kiwifarms Users

    Scarlett Johansson writes like a bot who got fed on too much reddit, xitter and zoomer brain data, so fucking annoying. He spends all the time simping about some random waifu or shitting threads with his "omg, yaas, aww, ugh love this character ugh need my stonk womym team so excited ugh" shit...
  19. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Thread about an email provider having problems devolves into... Lolicon and accusing others of jerking off to children??? Why are all threads constantly devolving into the same thing? https://kiwifarms.st/threads/cock-li-is-on-red-alert.204597/page-9
  20. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    The full thing is even funnier (and it's still going) :story: Get CHEDDAR CHEESED (and OWNED) (feat. Lidl Dick cameoing)
  21. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    Imagine using password managers that are vulnerable to being breached/hacked (no matter how safe they claim to be) and not writing your passwords in a notebook with no indicators of which one belongs to what site, so you have to remember or guess them. Paperchads rise up 😎
  22. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    I heard a 20/21 year old banged a 19 year old once, what a sick fuck!
  23. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Apples and oranges :takeyourmeds:
  24. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    >Hirsutism specifically on face/neck >43 of 93 posts are on DMZ Also this (See what I meant when I said BPfats are obsessed with sexual harrasment?)
  25. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    :Null Look WH moids I'm throwing you a bone here! BUT only cuz it's about nigger rape babies and abortions!
  26. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    I've been wondering for a while, could she be a pooner, or a former genderspecial? She's obsessed with rats, and as the same terfoids said, rats are something very "pooner coded". She also flipped out and lost it when the terfoid narrative that girls poon out because "they all get sooooo hecking...
  27. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    :thinking:
  28. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    >Prominent, more masculine jawline
  29. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    >Vtubers (more like shitubers haha) thread has 8324 pages, 25 million views (vs 13 Millions from US politics) and keeps going up
  30. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    If I had a dollar for every time some retard there goes "I can't quote or reply to this post for some reason, sorry (random user). pls help?" I'd be rich by now. Is it really that hard to read the pop up that shows when a post is a text wall?
  31. Larva

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    Which way, whitey woman? Bear I mean, horse or man?
  32. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    :Null ahgdfkaghdfkagdhadghgfuisgggraukgqugarbgfliugentvewsd fucking fuck thumbnails fuckf asdfhasgfukasgyoveihrtfiprehgjklerhfnw
  33. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    The WHT moids weren't even talking about teh DMZ foids you paranoid fuck!
  34. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Um, what? No?
  35. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    What the fuck is this post? "Just rub minoxidil in your coochie to grow a giant bush and own teh moids! Yeah fuck them, even though I've said I have a husband!" :story: Botox, fillers, makeup tattoos, whitening creams... I wonder how pillowfaced xey are IRL. Don't forget AIslopper! Xe had...
  36. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Yeah, I will open my arms really wide on the street and be a nuisance to own you, howbowdah MOID? And HOW DARE YOU LIKING BIG TITS! Less obvious fedposter in KF:
  37. Larva

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    New, fresh, just out of the oven bait, not even trying :story:
  38. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    BPhags: haha look at these munchie losers doc shopping lol lmao Also BPhags: I WILL doc shop (online) to get shit for PERFECT pale skin! ☺️ (I'm really convinced this one is also a man larping as a russian commie techie grill, of course with a husband but posting in DMZ. Xe writes like a man...
  39. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    I mean, it's just a couple pages behind... https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/kiwi-farms-moderators.600/post-123852 https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/kiwi-farms-moderators.600/post-124384
  40. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    Someone call Trombonista, 'cause her beloved and extremely masculine-looking but definitely female algerian olympic boxer turned out to be *drum roll*... *gasp* A MOID!? :eek: https://reduxx.info/algerian-boxer-imane-khelif-has-xy-chromosomes-and-testicles-french-algerian-medical-report-admits/...
  41. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    What the fuck is she talking about? :takeyourmeds: Context: A&N talking about that squirrel that got killed.
  42. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    :Null I do not voote I do not register, fuck the system! :Null You VOOTED? What for? It's all fucked! :Null WHAT DO YOU MEAN TROOMP WOON BECAUSE TROOMPERS VOOTED?
  43. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Meanwhile the site is still crashing constantly :story:
  44. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    ＢＩＧＧＥＲ
  45. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    He just recycled the gimmick from the 2020 elections, where IIRC people complained because it was covering too much space.
  46. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    He fucking talks like a fucking Yakuza 1 fucking character with all the fucking fucks he fucking shoehorns fucking everywhere.
  47. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Bubo and isamanlet are very defensive of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Ben Affleck's daughter's troonpoonings. They weren't forced by their parents so IT'S FINE, it's just a gee-en-see phase, everyone goes through one as a teen! What, you didn't try being the center of attention and demand everyone call...
  48. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Well at least someone called xhem out.
  49. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    >As a minority Latinx >minority Latinx >Latinx "¿Hola how are you all doin' my fellow latinicks/latrines amigues?" is a sure way of getting a latino to whack you in the face. They unironically would prefer being called spics.
  50. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    ANYWAY... If you like making women with big tits/butts in a videogame you're a TRANNY COOMER! And then terfoids wonder constantly why girls are trooning/claiming enbyness so much, or chopping their breasts and leaving it there... Must be THOSE DAMN MOIDS HARRASING THEM FOR YEARS!
  51. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    blahblahblah salty bitch writing mucho texto, and again with the >we "Well I don't mind boob armor!" WHAT? ARE YOU A MOID? WHAT IF I SQUEEZED YOUR BALLS REALLY TIGHT? WOULD YOU LIKE THAT??? "Okay!"
  52. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    TMIing about vaginal cysts. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
  53. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    New foid mod squadron (EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW!) Members: - Lidl Drip (Admin) - JambledUpWords - Justa Grata Honoria - Lurker - Stan - isalaide - crazedaze - Safir - Meiwaku - Generic Anime Girl - Space Police (Formerly Sailor Troon) - Terfmaster9000 - TheSockiestSock - fake farts - Hubelublub - Jaws...
  54. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME And look at that, it's isamanlet with her double standards, feeling so bad for bubo's very real cancer but wishing a random guy gets a terminal and extremely painful form of it and having fantasies of him slowly dying in DMZ!
  55. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    MY CAT IS SO HECKING GENDER NON CONFORMING, SHE A FEMALE BUT SHE HUNTS AND ATTACKS OTHER CATS, THAT NORMALLY A MALE THING RIGHT?
  56. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Did she get her cheek fat out already? Everyone agrees it's a dumb procedure that ages and uglifies everyone but she still wanted to go with it :story: "Gah, it looks horrendous!" Some days later... "Actually, I want to have it done!"
  57. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    THE MALE DOCTORS REEEEEEEE She's still salty and obsessed with the supposed story of the pooner that went to see a HETEROSEXUAL MALE DOCTOR who HARRASED HER and totally wanted to JERK OFF to her :story: PS: there's a big difference between adults who willingly trooned (Like the pooner from the...
  58. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Tell me you grew with tumblr without telling me you grew with tumblr! "muh gender conforming".
  59. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    >husband >given that I am a woman
  60. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Retard fight still going on in the SRS thread. Who the fuck mentioned toddlers?
  61. Larva

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    Imagine unironically using "muh male privilege" :story: There's a reason everyone mocks that term!
  62. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    ... Joosh's not even trying at this point.
  63. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Powerleveling about abusive relationships and dead children give the biggest amount of bphag asspats on profile walls.
  64. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    I don't even know. "No, YOU are the pornsick one, I tell you as I talk about all these pubes!"
  65. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    :Null nooooo fucking STOP saying my widdle terfoid angels are actually little devils and calling them out! BAN BAN BAN FUCK OFF! NO FUCKING INFIGHTING ( unless it's my widdle foids, no i don't have double standards FUCK OFF! 😇 )
  66. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Isn't that the guy who uses text to speech to post?
  67. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

    Another one, happened just some minutes ago. He just proved Lurker Child's point.
  68. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    This will definitely end well. whaaaaaat >Account abandoned >Still posting as of today
  69. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    ｖｕｌｖａｌ　ｅｘｐｅｒｉｅｎｃｅ
  70. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    "Muh veganism DID YOU KNOW IM VEGAN YES IM VERY VEGAN muh animal killing"
  71. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    What's with users constantly asking "where ur pfp from"? And it's always redacted the same way, almost like botposting. Same thing with "oh i am so sorry you are going through such a hard and tough time, my heart goes to you and i am hoping things get better and you get much better boo, you are...
  72. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    MORE tumblrisms unironically used. Muh aces, muh gendie identity, muh stereotypical roles, all it's missing it's muh gendie nonconformity (god i really hate this one).
  73. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Joosh invites tourists to join, is surprised they don't know how to forum poost.
  74. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Because "nonbinaries" are a subset of trannyism? Did everyone forget it got invented around the tumblr days? Why are you clumping those tumblrish "identities" with tomboy, which is an ANCIENT term for boyish women?
  75. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Yes, a gay guy is definitely going to open grindr, see a pic of a tiny woman with a useless, flabby and hairy skin roll attached to her groin and say "I want THAT on my ass, let's meet and fuck nonstop!", suuuure...
  76. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    ITT: A COMPLETE SHITSHOW. Pussy issues, muh troons, TMI about pussy issues, haha teh virgin moids, and BPDhags negrating everything.
  77. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    It's because there's a lot of weird shit happening in DM chains where no one gets a finger put on them and they keep posting publically unscathed, but the moment Lidl shows up baitposting in threads discussing them and you bite and argue with it? BAM! Permabanned. Remember that Omori Boy is...
  78. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    What purpose does it serve society to keep salty old hags and empty egg cartons indeed? :unsure: And what's with this fetish they have with sexual harrasment? They ALWAYS bring it up out of nowhere.
  79. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

    Another one banned for annoying Lidl Drip. :Null She kept messing with EVERYONE and sending tit pics! THAT'S why I permabanned her CONVENIENTLY NOW that she messed with my KWEEN!
  80. Larva

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    TL;DR It's Null.
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