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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Least Favorite Kiwifarms Users

    NaggotFigger and his constant spamming of shitty animu drawings in every thread he goes to.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    This BPfat went to the bad plastic surgery thread to humblebrag about having some huge tits, but chopping them off. (But were they flabby tits or not? That's the huge question) "OMG why would u do that? People would kill for some nice naturally big boobas on a gf!"...
  3. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    >(and rape)
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Well that escalated quickly.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    careful guys hes using all lowercase and no punctuation signs that means hes very serious u know lemao
  6. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    TERFs grooming new users into becoming salty man haters. How the FUCK can they claim being different from trannies?
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

    This guy (used to be named robotoscam) got banned, renamed and redstriked for fighting with Troonbonista over janny power abuse. I don't think that strike is reserved exclusively for pedophiles anymore!
  8. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Cordion has a Scarlett Johansson moment. All it's missing is some ughs.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Chromeo derailed the cartoon history thread AGAIN to talk about how traumatic first periods are, and Dr Butt got negrated for calling her a drama queen. I CAN TELL UR NOT A WOMAN DON'T UNDERSTATE FIRST PERIOD TRAUMA EVERYONE SUFFERS SO MUCH WITH THEM REEEEEEE I WILL ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW...
  10. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Hello fellow gamers I used to be so talented at vidya but then I took an arrow to the knee pragnartency and babby momhood have made me so hecking clumsy now teeheehee! Everyone plays these very hard niche gaems right? I am such gamergrill teeheehee!
  11. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    DenseDeerFather: I am not afroamerican just african (and albino) very different kind of nigger i don't whine about seasonings or wewuzzing! hahahaha self deprecating funni Also DenseDeerFather: WE WUZ SCANDIS N SHIET DEYNPIPO DUN SEASON DEY POTATOS AND PARSLEY SAUCE! BITCH YOU SAID IN THE...
  12. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Cordion, professional corpo cocksucker, doesn't even bother watching a review video before jumping to defend EA's honor. LGR doesn't even "clown" on the old Sims games, he's legitimately happy they're buyable again and feels nostalgic about them, but they're much buggier than the original...
  13. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    The argument was almost fine but she just had to go "IT'S TEH MOIDS FAULT THEY'RE TAKING OUT THEIR CHEEK FAT!!!!!" I don't know anyone, male or female, who finds any of that attractive.
  14. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    >Larps as a man in amogus game because teh uwu hecking buwwies and russian wanwuage so gendewed uwu >Makes her want to chop off her tits Funny how I rarely hear female spics complaining about uwu buwwuing cuz gaymur gwill, when spanish is even more strongly gendered (even objects get a gender...
  15. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    A bunch of kiwifags derailed the cartoon industry thread AGAIN, and to not derail it anymore Chromeo started a DM chain. Can I join? Can I join? Can I join? Can I join? Can I join? Can I join? Can I join? Can I join? Inb4 yet another goonergate happens in teh hecking wholesome Kiwi Kartoons...
  16. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Didn't you read? Xhe had no idea of Metroid back then! How was xhe supposed to find out there were other games where you could play as women? Super Mario Bros 2 (or Mario USA for the "ackshually it's doki doki panic in Japan and afgadgsk" ones...) let you choose Peach as your character but seems...
  17. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    >Men continue to enable tranny shit Should we tell xhem? >My hero was Lara Croft And you know who designed the OG Tomb Raider game? A group of mostly MOIDS 😱:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: BTW, the Nu-Lara games were written by some Rhianna Pratchett and Susan O'Connor...
  18. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Nah dude, if anything, ultra strict, conservative, and/or religious parents is something they usually lack.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Imagine using John Money terminology unironically :story: Imagine believing redditors :story:
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    According to Shiverpeaks, OG Lara Croft was mannish and proto-girlbossy, and is the big responsible for the transdemic! (trannydemic, troondemic? idk) He also freaked out and called an image of her in a formal dress "porn" :story:
  21. Larva

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    Lidl went to the Kingdom Come Deliverance thread to spread faggy bullshit about the protagonist (who apparently is exclusively straight in the first game) and got negrated, and that last line is very Null-ish. (Putting that text in a gender guesser also said it was neutral, but slightly skewed...
  22. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Sure, I know what you mean, but I just can't stop imagining someone who wears almost nothing as everydaywear and refusing to go for a swim because "oh sorry forgot my burkini I don't want melanoma I'll just stay outside at the sun wearing this tiny outfit that bares it all uwu" (I've seen...
  23. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    "Hellow fellow girlies nonnas I am very modest I don't wear pants only modest (sure, jan), now can anyone guide me to find something like this ugly skirt thing to do exercise with? Remember I'm very modest girlies uwu" No, I don't know how pants=not modest. Even LDS Sisters doing missions here...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kingdom-come-deliverance.39433/page-49 Activelo is mad and negrating everyone who says they won't buy a game because the devs lied about the content (subsaharian niggo is fake it's AI!) until they couldn't hide it anymore (So what if anachronical niggo is not fake...
  25. Larva

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    >Judith Tester Really?
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    https://kiwifarms.st/threads/cartoon-industry-thread.113659/post-20337745 https://kiwifarms.st/threads/cartoon-industry-thread.113659/post-20346659 https://kiwifarms.st/threads/cartoon-industry-thread.113659/post-20349486 Chromeo completely derails a thread with her autism.
  27. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Ugh ugh ugh 😭😭😭 (insert more emojis here) Ugh Naoe yes Naoe need Naoe cute Naoe ugh ugh ugh Naoe omg Naoe such waifu ugh 😭
  28. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    "hey why are girl troons always so fat?" "BECAUSE THEY GET RAPED AND HECKING SEXUALLY ABUSED NON STOP WHEN THIN AND BEING FAT STOPS IT"
  29. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    "Dave Chapelle is such a terf uwu" no No NO NO! Stop labeling all anti-gendershits as TERFS! Do they REALLY think a "moid" (besides Josh) is going to be on the side that wants all "moids" gone? Before the terfoid horde of refugees, there was a trend of kiwifags (even the women) calling...
  30. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    I remember this one making an absolutely bonkers post about sex and how it's such a bad and violence thing and yaddayaddayadda moids bad amirite It's still there! (and where do one night stands/friends with benefits fall? Is it still degradating and self-inflicted violence?) And this other one...
  31. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    "lemao u jerk off to vidya titties haha stop masturbating"
  32. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    "You don't get it chud, medieval Bohemia was full of subsaharian travellers so don't be a tard and accept it! please take the bait gib reacts to sexy pumpkin pleeeeeaaaaasseeee" (they're still fighting in the thread btw) "I don't care that this guy is voicing some legit (If in a slightly messy...
  33. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Oh come on, they're not even trying at this point! :story: I'm imagining an incredibly fat 30-40 something (or even older) tranny/fugly woman trying to wear that right now and it's sending me so hard.
  34. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    In These Threads: Kiwifags unable to process why a supposedly "based" dev would put overly "in-your-face" DEI crap in his new vidyas. "Don't care don't care don't care still buying still buying still buying it's fake it's AI shut up shut up SHUT UP!"...
  35. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    >Cheese close to a Lidl Is that a small slip from Josh's part?
  36. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    eDove showed up in the Synthetic Man thread to attention whore. "That's right! A biocissiegrill (in her 20s) who plays vidyagaems, likes pee see and emulates old console and retrofags (and is 6 month pergenante), how about that?"
  37. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Why would you post this in YOUR OWN THREAD about making fun of selfshippers? He had edited this post to remove the Sonic cringe part but some janny reverted it. Whoever did it, thank you. Uh, what was that saying about glass houses...
  38. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    It's just from the oversharing she does in KF. I shared her TMI postings a couple times: She says most changes from the T reversed and her voice is not that froggy, but I think she's just delusional. "You'll make a wonderful mother!" But how is she going to administer proper nutritional...
  39. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    Trombonista negrated this post (the 'tism sticker) and edited it because she didn't like what it said (don't remember the original text), threw a tantrum and then she got negrated in her tantrum post.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    :Null DON'T FUCKING DO IT AGAIN! BAD MOID! BUT WHAT ABOUT "WHEN TERFOIDS DO IT IN THEIR THREADS IT'S FINE"? WELL FUCK YOU! :Null FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU FUCK OFF!
  41. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    BITCH YOU CHOPPED OFF YOUR TITS AND GOT HAIRY (and probably infertile and ugly) FROM POONING. What values, and what boyfriends?
  42. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Because many of them are refugees from sites like lolcow.farm, mumsnet, lipstick alley, etc. and most of the fathags in those sites used to be tumblrinas in some flavor of genderspecial. They still want the attention from those times so they label themselves as something they think makes them so...
  43. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    I was going to post this yesterday but the attachment uploading was broken. A war broke out in the pooners thread over a retarded meaningless word terfoids love using. GEE EN SEE GEE EN SEE GEE EN SEE AAAAAA OH WAIT, THAT NOT REALLY GEE EN SEE, BUT STILL, GEE EN SEE AAAAAA NO YOU MOID, IT'S...
  44. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    "MeN caNT STylE ThEiR hAIr fOr shIT haha" Then explain the gay stylist stereotype? Don't they also have a stereotype that says many female trends are dictated by gay guys too? Or the other stereotype that metalhead guys have much healthier manes than many women without even trying?
  45. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Another Glowie wannabe :takeyourmeds:
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    Kiwifarms Linked Glowie / Internet Safety Professional / Overlord Khekor / Prateor Khekor / TemperatorBot

  47. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    So she hated being a woman so much she chopped her tits and took T for a while but was a giant girly Vic Mignogna simpette as a tween, and wearing an ultra girly outfit she bought at 18 (remember she's 24) is giving her so muchhh girl euphoria nonnaaasssss and constantly acts like the most...
  48. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    "Hello fellow ladies. I have used the word 'scrote' to describe myself. Am I cool now?" (judging by the ratings, lolno)
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Least Favorite Kiwifarms Users

    He's still there, jerking off to white grandmas/old actresses and not getting it.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    "Not crippling" After his post the thread devolved into ADHD sperging and circlejerking for a bit. When is this guy supposed to be doing his mormon duties anyway?
  51. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    "I love when an industry plant makes everyone dress like trash bags and boring!" What happened to having a middle point in what to wear? Billie Eilish dresses like shit btw, ruined clothing for late teen/young adult demographics.
  52. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Oh no, the Glowie-style writing is spreading, it's very contagious!
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

  54. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    :Null You are FUCKING FORCING me to use FUCKING UPPERCASE. ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW? FUCK OFF! :Null DO NOT FUCKING COMPARE ME TO FUCKING ELON FUCKING MUSK! I'LL FUCKING HAVE A FUCKING TARDRAGE! :Null AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK...
  55. Larva

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    :tantrum::takeyourmeds: :Null And I'm closing the thread so you can't complain anymore! Fuck you I do what I want IT'S MY SITE! Lidl Dick is ballwashing him in the thread but I CBA to unignore xem to look at whatever the fuck xey's posting.
  56. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    This pwace is so agwesiwe and toxic and hostile uwu If you don't like it go back to reddit! (joined less than a month ago, probably from reddit) HE'S DOING IT FOR YOUR SAKE!
  57. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    what the fuck joosh :Null haha fuk u cool script user who disables my wonderful works and users who wanted the old stuff back that doesn't seem a very mormon way of talking... IM TRANS MORMOM BTW
  58. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Both from the same thread. What happened here? DO NOT SHAME THE TOWN BIKE, SHAME THE MOID THE TOWN BIKE FUCKED, ALSO THEY WERE ALL RAPED BY THEIR MALE FAMILIARS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I can barely decipher this diarrhea. Something about a teen mom and a niggermutt baby?
  59. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    "Your worries about your elderly mom remind me so much of my extreme tard baby!"
  60. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Your arguments, missus? "lololololololol lmaolmaolmao hahahaha"
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    Kiwifarms Linked Glowie / Internet Safety Professional / Overlord Khekor / Prateor Khekor / TemperatorBot

    Oh he has a thread, to post this in its appropiate place.
  62. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Bungit Din gets banned for some reason, DMZposters do gravedancing in his profile and give each other asspats. (but apparently internet wizard is a self-hating moid considering a post at xirs profile)
  63. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Says a DMZ poster who makes everything about muh gender wars and was whining about some guys "mansplaining" Radiohead. (sauce)
  64. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Lunar Eclipse Paradox is totally not mad about getting pink triangle'd. No big deal for realsies! Just taking a small break wait no nevermind she's still posting non-stop as of now. Yo español el muy bien mi hablar señor. They already do the "wear burkas, chop your tits and mutilate your...
  65. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Feminists before: Damn the patrarchy for forcing us to wear corsets, they so uncomfortable and restricting and unempowering, burn them all! Feminists now: Damn the patriarchy for keeping us from wearing corsets and saying they bad, they so darn hecking comfy! Reeeeee muh patriarchy
  66. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Some MALES approached her and MANSPLAINED Radiohead to her? 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 Unacceptable! DO NOT FUCKING MANSPLAIN RADIOHEAD, IT'S A GIRLS BAND, YOU HEARD HER! 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 I know, she's hilarious when she goes full retard.
  67. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Isalaide reviews season 2 of Squid Game... Wait, who's Nigel?
  68. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Well you see, there was a time where girls got a lot of cutesy frilly stuff, but a certain group of permasalty people complained non-stop about it because "it's sexist and reinforces gender stereotypes and roles and forces them into a patriarchy-conforming mold and yaddayaddayadda" or some shit...
  69. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    :takeyourmeds:
  70. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    "These terms were coined by this twisted pedophile doctor, now I will proceed to use the "gender non conforming" term that was also coined by the twisted pedophile doctor constantly and completely unironically during this ginormous text wall!"
  71. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    *gasp* How DARE you saying that about Luigi Mangina! Have a shitload of dumbs!
  72. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    ohmaigash ugh no she does not deserve that no what a freak oh my ugh REMOVE. HER. NAME. FROM. THERE. NOW. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  73. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    So this one not only was growing being treated as an object and had old men jerking off to her tween titties (her words), she was also very anorexic and a former pooner, and somehow taking male hormones did not give her many irreversible changes and the few ones she had disappeared almost...
  74. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    I CAN'T STOP THINKING OF RAPE AND FUCKING, TAKE THAT MOIDS! Geez, they get really triggered when someone states facts... Still gargling Aislop cock (I know that post he mentions. 4chan posts haven't been human-made for a long time) Whaling good!
  75. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Just make it all a blurry AIslop mess! EMBRACE THE AISLOP CHUD! EVERYTHING WILL BE AISLOP IN THE FUTURE!
  76. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Sinner's Sandwich being Sinner's Sandwich. EL.EM.EI.OH. hell NAAW! How dare you saying moids and femoids compliment each other! :takeyourmeds:
  77. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Cuckoman: Ladies, please stop oversharing gross shit desperate fags do when self-pleasuring themselves! Mad_Dog: *Overshares gross shit desperate fags do when self-pleasuring themselves*
  78. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    A BPfat got mad at someone mentioning UTIs. ARE YOU ASSUMING >HER SEXUAL ORIENTATION?
  79. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Least Favorite Kiwifarms Users

    What's the deal with Sinner's Sandwich? Why is he always salty and seething at everything and everyone?
  80. Larva

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Another fucking terfoid with a sexual harrasment fetish. And the old man's name? Albert Einstein. Please believe her she was soooo harrased cuz womyn guise, she knows why they poon out! Where the fuck do they live that they always go "oh i was so opressed i was told im an object more than...
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