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  1. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

  2. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

  3. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    Alex's only friend left, The Purple Sacramentan, has cut ties with Alex and has called him a pedophile. Lunar Eclipse Paradox's downfall will be studied in lolcow history for years
  4. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    Maybe if I tell Josh about powerchat, maybe he might unban me for helping him find alternative ways to make money.
  5. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    How I feel sending emails and TTS threads to Josh sucking his dick with no response for nearly a month now.
  6. Bear Hammer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    > more like how annoying the weekly faggotry is for the containment thread that can't help but poke a sleeping bear, then act surprised when their face gets ripped off. protip if you think something is a bannable offense: report it instead of taking your grievances out in public where every...
  7. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    His entire latest post history is of him defending Lidl too, it's so pathetic. Reminder: even if he is trolling, pretend simping is still simping.
  8. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    Jesus Christ, it's so fucking weird how anytime Josh is in an argument with someone, or is being criticized, this bitch just pops out of the shadowrealm just to whiteknight for him about anything he is saying. She has this very uncanny habit of appearing right after anyone criticizes him. It's...
  9. Bear Hammer

    Public Figure - Niche Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Playground.

    what the fuck is this thread
  10. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Speculation What do you imagine the kiwi's you know look like IRL?

    Here's what I imagine the kiwi's I know look like IRL, comment yours: Toji Suzuhara: Skinny sassy twink Glowie: mean angry looking finnish man Sperg Spectating: Nerdy Indian man Lidl Drip...
  11. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    uh oh, josh just approved another bear hammer sock again.. 💔
  12. Bear Hammer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Don't do this, we need to teach normies to stop being afraid of catbox links.
  13. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    Alex (pedophile) was also apparently in a bunch of small telegram chats, screaming that he'll execute Josh. Under the name Sirius Morningstarvoid, yet again. I like the 'You also fuck kids TOO nigger' one. Very Freudian slip. He has also updated his bio again, using the same message he...
  14. Bear Hammer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Why did Josh even bother to pay any attention to the teens' in the first place? If he just ignored them and turned off his mentions, this whole drama probably wouldn't have happened.
  15. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    Alex has updated his bio again, specfically threatening @Nektar Geist and @Ikolthur Benoit with lawsuits, and any other person who calls him a pedophile. Keep in mind, he literally called himself a pedophile Kengle is late, and finally replies to Alex, tells him he can come back to...
  16. Bear Hammer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I wouldn't even say that, I don’t think Josh is on the same level as those guys in terms of e-fame. Like, Tate is infamous enough that even normies know him, and fuentes is known enough to be acknowleged by people way bigger than him. Josh just runs a forum and has a niche following. It’s weird...
  17. Bear Hammer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Honestly as much as I like to make fun of Josh, I do think that it is kind of weird how he specifically has trouble getting a payment processor compared to other people who are way more infamous and controversial than him. Nick Fuentes has superchats. Andrew Tate is fully monetized. What...
  18. Bear Hammer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    He also deleted all the pages talking about it, he's on full damage control now.
  19. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    Update: He ignored my email again.
  20. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

  21. Bear Hammer

    Opinion/Blog Random Pics & Gifs

    lmao
  22. Bear Hammer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    He's not a sociopath lol he's just retarded
  23. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    I'm really curious, Alex four years ago was a no fapper who claimed that porn ruined his life, despite drawing a bunch of loli porn himself: Fast-forward to when he first got exposed and was being dog-piled, and suddenly he’s talking like it’s no big deal, casually admitting he was into...
  24. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Glowie / Internet Safety Professional / Overlord Khekor / Prateor Khekor / TemperatorBot

    Glowie is accusing random people of being socks again
  25. Bear Hammer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I don’t understand why people defend lidl drip so much, she is so unlikable.
  26. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    God, all the replies are so fucking cringe, why does anyone care about two people flirting to have a 30+ page thread about it? Unironically makes me MATI. "KIWI FARMS IS FOR VIRGINS!!!"
  27. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    I feel optimastic that I will get unbanned somehow, or at least get a reply from Josh. It’s frustrating to feel like I’m being stuck in this perpetual cycle of emailing and making TTS threads with no response.
  28. Bear Hammer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Since when was being a member of a splinter site a bannable offense?
  29. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    I've heard about lidl posting " flat out wrong biological things" about women, does anyone have any examples and screenshots of this?
  30. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    Don't worry dude, i'll repost it for you and i'll show everyone why I gave you the sticker :). Because claiming Josh is training AI bots on your post history to gaslight threads is indeed schizo. lol and they call me a sticker sperg.
  31. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    New Josh email
  32. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    Alex updated his bio today, threatening an other lawsuit.
  33. Bear Hammer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Why does Josh talk like his site is the backbone of the entire internet or something? It’s literally a gossip forum where people argue about fat women and autistic people. It's a funny website, but why does he take it so seriously?
  34. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    I am so impressed on how axiom manages to be the most useless user on the entire site, he does nothing but treat the entire website like a group chat, rarely contributes anything useful, or even funny. All of his posts are max two sentences long. I wouldn't be surprised if most (if not all) of...
  35. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    Josh made this post right after he banned me when I made a TTS thread. Sucks to be ignored when you have a problem, doesn't it Josh?
  36. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    AI version of the song
  37. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    A new disstrack from Alex has recently been discovered, doesn't even sing and just talks about how he wants to kill people from kiwi farms and onion farms Says he wants to kill @Onion Null, @Crimson Fucker, @Ikolthur Benoit,
  38. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    The Internet V. Hogendorp - Did Alex win? Losses for Alex Hogendorp: > Got doxxed > Got most of his fetishes exposed and archived. > Had 2 threads made on him on two different websites. > Went from Kiwifarms -> Onionfarms -> Lounge96 -> Skibidifarms > Got his KF name and pfp changed to his...
  39. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    Alex Hogenderp forgot to delete his reddit account, good thing it gave me time to archive the whole thing lol Archive He also updated his youtube bio, seems like his family is also DFE
  40. Bear Hammer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Josh farted lol
  41. Bear Hammer

    Would you enjoy watching a movie with people screaming?

  42. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Genuine question: why is Josh only okay with community infighting only when it’s contained in a """debate""" thread? Like let’s be real, 90% of these threads aren’t actual debates, they’re just made to shame or dogpile a specific user until they either leave or melt down.
  43. Bear Hammer

    Onion farms Suggestion Box

    Enable polls on Q&A pls
  44. Bear Hammer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    It's becoming more and more like tumblr every day...
  45. Bear Hammer

    Would you take a pill that removes the need for sleep?

    Imagine a pill that makes it so you would never be able to fall asleep again. You also get no tiredness, no health consequences, no negative effects at all—just 24 hours of pure wakefulness every single day for the rest of your life. And the effect is permanent. Would you take it? What would...
  46. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    I think a lot of the newer users on kiwi farms have shitty lives and get power trips from being part of the evil international doxxing harassment forum. You can often see it from people who have been doxed on the forum that usually they also have a lot of lolcow like traits.
  47. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    So far over 30 suspected ones, but new ones are being discovered often.
  48. Bear Hammer

    Holding Grudges: A Case Study Of The KF Alex Hogendorp Thread And Why Some People Would Rather Die Than Give Me Credit For Anything

    Let's look at Axioms latest posts in the Alex thread, notice a pattern? One sentence thought Two sentence thought One sentence thought One sentence thought + Off-topic seething about me off-topic seething about me off-topic seething about me One sentence thought Is this who kiwis consider to...
  49. Bear Hammer

    Holding Grudges: A Case Study Of The KF Alex Hogendorp Thread And Why Some People Would Rather Die Than Give Me Credit For Anything

    Lmao kiwi niggas would rather put in axiom, who literally barely posts anything besides one or two sentence thoughts or off-topic seething about me, than me in memes about Alex. :paytas::paytas::paytas:
  50. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    I was looking through some user stats and realized Toji Suzuhara has made over 10,000 posts, and they haven’t even been on the site for a full year yet. He might actually somehow be more chronically online and have even less of a life than AnOminous.
  51. Bear Hammer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Does anyone have a clip of Josh talking about his mom yelling at people who showed up at his house? Because I can't find it.
  52. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    He is privating all of his channels Archives of his youtube channels: KermisVoyager1997: Archive KermisVoyager 1997: Archive AngelKern1997: Archive runningwithscissors92: Archive MarkhamKermis: Archive Achernar: Archive kermishemel763: Archive Solar X-2000: Archive 1990 Cambrian...
  53. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    Alex just privated his entire YouTube account An archive of his entire youtube channel is right here: Archive
  54. Bear Hammer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    What do you guys think Josh's mom and family thinks about all of this? The site, the reputation he has, the sheer amount of enemies he’s made over the years. Do you think they even really know?
  55. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

  56. Bear Hammer

    Holding Grudges: A Case Study Of The KF Alex Hogendorp Thread And Why Some People Would Rather Die Than Give Me Credit For Anything

    This is all I have to say to kiwi & cow:
  57. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Lmao, is he still salty I gave him a clock sticker? Kiwi & Cow can dismiss it as "muh hard work" all he wants, but I did put a lot of effort into that thread, and even people who dislike me have admitted that I contributed useful info. Acting like it’s just me “catering to a pedo” is so retarded...
  58. Bear Hammer

    Holding Grudges: A Case Study Of The KF Alex Hogendorp Thread And Why Some People Would Rather Die Than Give Me Credit For Anything

    That was my thought process for a while. If I wasn’t getting unbanned no matter what I did or said, then why not? But after a certain point it stops being fun. The thread still benefits from stuff I posted, and yet a good portion of them won’t acknowledge that because I called out some...
  59. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    "If you or any other autists were called retards by the KiwiFarms, please call today. You may be entitled to a large compensation."
  60. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Alex Hogendorp (@BittersweetSymphony) is currently having a meltdown and spamming the KF telegram about killing Josh, and is very angry at @Ikolthur Benoit The voice messages he sent IKOL (VOLUME WARNING) Here's his profile:
  61. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    Alex is sperging out on youtube again "Kiwi Farms can't use pictures of my face without my permission" He already gave us permission before, too lazy to find it. "I WILL FILE A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT" DEW IT, PLS. He is also spamming the KIwi Farms Telegram screeching about killing...
  62. Bear Hammer

    Holding Grudges: A Case Study Of The KF Alex Hogendorp Thread And Why Some People Would Rather Die Than Give Me Credit For Anything

    I'm at a lost for words on how rent free I live in these nigger's minds and how they can't help themselves but bring up my name unprompted when I haven't posted in that thread in forever.
  63. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    Mylo the cat, alex's friend from his Robloc Trolling days for 10 years has finally read his kiwi farms thread after defending him, meltdown incoming:
  64. Bear Hammer

    Autistic things you do.

    I regularly will pace around my apartment while daydreaming and listening to music.
  65. Bear Hammer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    :Null: "No fun allowed!!!"
  66. Bear Hammer

    Holding Grudges: A Case Study Of The KF Alex Hogendorp Thread And Why Some People Would Rather Die Than Give Me Credit For Anything

    "I curse those who harassed me on KiwiFarms to have eternal conflict with eachother. It's going to happen." - Alex Hogendorp WARNING: The following thread contains: Spergouts, Impatience, Grudges, Slapfights, Petty drama, Sock accounts, & 19 year old BPD women. Reader Discretion Is Advised...
  67. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    He was banned by another mod when he sperged in the KF general: Post But then he was unbanned by Kenneth:
  68. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    Alex has created a Skibidi Farms account recently (not a pedophile btw) Account lol HAHAHAHA I'm pretty sure Alex still thinks he's banned, but it would be interesting if he does come back here.
  69. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    Alex talked about the Farms and Onion Farms with a "mental health speacialist", he might get diagnoised with BPD.
  70. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    Alex is currently having a meltdown, also brings back Ebola Hunter, pretends to collabaration with himself to make a distrack on Kiwi Farms and Onion Farms. Alex Hogendorp (@BittersweetSymphony) Just had a massive meltdown in his kiwi farms thread Ken has also verrified Alex
  71. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights spergy users on kiwifarms you've come across/interacted with

    Alex Hogendorp (@BittersweetSymphony) Just had a massive meltdown in his kiwi farms thread
  72. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    Post / Archive Alex made two videos just about me and Axiom talking shit lol (Screamer warning)
  73. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Broken website
  74. Bear Hammer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    The soyteens are used to raiding dead image boards where ban evasion is easy, but this would require them to make multiple accounts while also trying to work around their FM restrictions. They’d burn out before making any real impact.
  75. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    Alex Seethes Over Ikol being better at Russian than him while Worshipping a literal who Belarusian Band, Begs Axiom To Like Him Again, & Admits He Hides Behind Anime Pfps Because He’s A Hideous. @Ikolthur Benoit Alex Says Axiom 'Sucks' Despite making multiple posts begging xer to...
  76. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    I'm pretty sure Alex is half-joking about dislikes being illegal while simultaneously frothing at the mouth over fascism, his "fan art", and Holocaust denial. Whether he’s self-aware or just fully deranged is up for debate.
  77. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    I will be a Axiom A-log until the day I die.
  78. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    Part 2 will cover Alex's obiters, his parasocial relationships on kiwi farms with people like Axiom and toji, This stupid dead gay nigger site has a small attachment upload limit ugh. Alex has been seething about his Onion Farms ban, and personally attacking kenneth, I don't think he knows...
  79. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    Part 1 "You have absolutely no moral ground if you think lolicon or any pedophile material deserves any reverence." - Alex Hogendorp Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / Solar Eclipse Paradox / BetterSkatez / depechemodefan1999 / KermisVoyager / KermisVoyager97 /...
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    • artist autistic deviant art die kengle die null doxxed elite pedo far left extremists fat freak hypocrites kiwifarmer lolfat loli enthusiast mad man tits nigger pedophile weeb
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    • Forum: Kiwifarms Gossip
  80. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Honestly, at this point, I might as well have tried it. Maybe if I had thrown in a "Dear Based and Redpilled Josh" and a formal apology for my crimes against the sanctity of Kiwi Farms, I’d be back in by now. Clearly, pointing out hypocrisy was the wrong move, should’ve just offered my...
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