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  1. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Toji Suzuhara / fauxx (?)

    Josh has explicitly accused Toji of being a sock before though, he just didn't ban him for it. So either Josh thinks he's mildly just good enough to keep around, or he's just too lazy to care unless the sock is actively causing problems.
  2. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Toji Suzuhara / fauxx (?)

    Are you one of those autistic people who want to fuck Toji because you think he’s a girl due to the anime pfp?
  3. Bear Hammer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    It's weird how much the farms still hates Tom, the bossman video cites kiwi farms multiple times and he pretty much gives them free publicity in every video in his million subscriber YouTube channel.
  4. Bear Hammer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    He says while on the kiwi farms splinter site, in the sub forum just about kiwi farms (the only sub forum that people actually use on here), while in the 1070 page thread just about the owner.
  5. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Red flaming panda

    It's low effort, poorly researched, throws out a bunch of accusations against some random user with no proof. I strongly suspect you are some troll or gayopper, either way all of your posts suck and you make yourself look like a massive sperg very often. I suggest canadian healthcare for your...
  6. Bear Hammer

    Turkey Tom Makes 5 hour video about Bossman Jack

    He references and cites kiwi farms a lot in the video. I'm surprised on how much they hate him considering the amount of free publicity he gives them in almost every video now.
  7. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    New DA Banner. [a] For those who don't know, this is a refrence to this video: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=6BAKiGLbZbk Alex has made his first status update since his DFE'ing, and despite saying he wants to be forgotten by the internet and said he was going to never post again...
  8. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Glowie / Internet Safety Professional / Overlord Khekor / Prateor Khekor / TemperatorBot

    You can set your profile to private on kiwi farms now, and also control who can and can't comment on your profile. I'm sure you can tell why glowie really doesn't like that.
  9. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    Alex has updated his DA description: Link / Archive He has also updated his channel name: Archive
  10. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Glowie / Internet Safety Professional / Overlord Khekor / Prateor Khekor / TemperatorBot

    Glowie is really not happy over the new private profile update, due to it being a major rollback to his ability to harass random new users. He has made a bunch of posts crying about it. Post / Archive Post / Archive Post / Archive Post / Archive
  11. Bear Hammer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Didn't he recently have a stream saying that 4chan was too harsh for giving out three day bans? This nigger has been handing out week long bans like candy for the past month.
  12. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Toji Suzuhara / fauxx (?)

    Some of Toji’s orbiters posted saying I should’ve included more background on him earlier in the thread, so I asked a mod to edit the OP and he went ahead and did it. He bungled a few of the links, but whatever, it’s good enough and gets the point across.
  13. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Toji Suzuhara / fauxx (?)

    He's like if Reddit karma whores and /a/ autists had a baby and raised it on the Farms. Honestly wouldn’t be surprised if the jannies are too scared to perma-ban him out of fear he’ll just make three more sock accounts and make another 10k posts explaining why mentally ill women are more heckin'...
  14. Bear Hammer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Well yeah because everyone else either got banned, ran out of patience, or just realized it's not worth wasting energy on someone like her. The only people still "supporting" her are other deranged BPfat feminists.
  15. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Toji Suzuhara / fauxx (?)

    Don't really know what else to tell you other than if you don't care about toji, you are free not to post in the thread. And besides, toji is someone who gets himself involved in entertaining drama / situations somewhat often.
  16. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Toji Suzuhara / fauxx (?)

    "I think you should shut the fuck up. You're a sock account and I don't like you." - Joshua Connor Moon Toji Suzuhara (A), 23 is a kiwi farms user you have all probably heard of, and may have even directly interacted with. In just under a year, Toji has managed to rack up an astonishing...
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    • autistic brazil brony hypocrites incel kiwi farmers kiwi farms loser nordic weeb
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  17. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    I think it’s interesting how Alex says he still "hates" Josh, but also says he doesn’t really hate the userbase, even the ones who relentlessly made fun of him, and even doxed him. It’s kind of telling, Josh didn’t really do much to Alex directly other than allow his thread to exist, but to...
  18. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    Forsaken wanderers youtube video still has the first page of her profile comments in a youtube video shortly before private profiles became a thing again
  19. Bear Hammer

    Opinion/Blog Random Pics & Gifs

    This ralph video makes me laugh everytime I watch it.
  20. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Is there a reason you guys keep taking your kiwi farms screenshots in light mode (the worst looking one)? Like pls stop it burns my eyes trying to look at this forum at night.
  21. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    Yeah, I have. Kinda funny though, the Alex Hogendorp thread on Kiwi Farms is basically just about me right now. I’m honestly surprised at how angry they still are with me. I guess the best thing would be just to never address them again and move on, they seem genuinely mindbroken.
  22. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    I would say that him just posting a timestamp with his face is enough. Here's an archive of his youtube channel, he has multiple videos of him talking if you scroll down past the AI ones.
  23. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    Yeah, I should have specified 'not a lot of' instead. I'm still down for it, but first we need to verify that @BittersweetSymphony is actually Alex, his KF account got taken over by BBL so we need him to verify himself somehow.
  24. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    Yeah but, do you tho? Because you often say that you are sorry and are going to change but always end up never doing it.
  25. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    @BittersweetSymphony Could you verify yourself to prove that you are really Alex and not an impersonator? Like just post a picture of your face (you've done it before so I don't think thats a crazy request) with a timestamp that says onion farms on it?
  26. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    No one hates you Alex, they just enjoy making fun of you because you made a giant spectacle of yourself uploading deranged content. Well Alex, you say this to people in then five minutes later you tell them that you are going to rape and kill them, so it's hard for people to tell if you're...
  27. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    :agree:
  28. Bear Hammer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    All of his posts fucking suck, he wasn't even on there for a full week and he might be one of the worst kiwi farms users of 2025.
  29. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    Yeah, no kidding. Now even the Alex thread is laughing about it, truly the lowest point of muh career. ;( Technically a few months, but the account's been registered since February of last year.
  30. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    Kind of sad I’ll probably never get to see people making fun of me for this in the crabshack though, the memes must be hilarious.
  31. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    Not banning the people making false reports against me is wild.
  32. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    Well looks like my kiwi farms career is officially over, looks like Josh has succumbed to public pressure from people and banned me. Don't know why me being hated means I deserve to be banned, if that was the case with anyone why isn't lidl banned? If I want to come back I guess i'll just make...
  33. Bear Hammer

    Why do people keep forgiving Josh's pedophilic tendencies?

    Well let's compare you and Josh. Alex (that's you): Draws naked children, armless naked children, armless naked children in bondage, watches child rape anime, pays money for artists to draw him armless naked children in bondage, admitted multiple times to being sexually attracted to children...
  34. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    Would you go on a podcast with me, @Onion Null, and @Nektar Geist and play minecraft together and talk? Serious question.
  35. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    That would be the most kino podcast of all time. @BittersweetSymphony Please go on there.
  36. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    @BittersweetSymphony Please answer my questions, I am honestly genuinely curious to know them,
  37. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    @Nektar Geist reupload the songs you made about Alex on your soundcloud pussy.
  38. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    I have some questions for you Alex: Alex, you said you were going to quit the internet multiple times now, why haven't you commited to that? Are you ever actually going to commit to a lawsuit? Why do you send death and rape threats to people? How did you react to joshua making that video on...
  39. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    At this point, I don’t really care if I get perma banned again. The amount of extreme ass hurt that follows me literally everywhere I post, even from Josh now, is making the site way less fun to use. I came back to shitpost and engage with threads like a normal human, but every time I breathe...
  40. Bear Hammer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Josh banished a thread I made into talk to staff and got into a heated agrument with me, thought maybe you guys might get a kick out of it, or might think i'm a sperg: And people tell me I take the site too seriously.
  41. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    False alarm
  42. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    This is going to be the biggest blunder I have ever made in my life if my ban turns out to stay permanent. I gave him $100, probably more than 90% of what people usually give for true and honest I was even going to consider giving him even more money to him so he can give dickmain true &...
  43. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    I swear to god if the ban was changed to permaant because I got into a slapfight with someone or something else after I just gave Josh $100 dollars I will fucking kill myself. Pray for me.
  44. Bear Hammer

    Who is Enward R. Jenkins talking to all the time?

    Noticed something weird with this guy @Enward R. Jenkins He’s had an account since last year but literally has zero posts. Not even a single reply or rating. Purely empty account. But every time he shows up in the onions online list, it says he’s "Viewing private messages" or "engaged in...
  45. Bear Hammer

    Opinion/Blog Random Pics & Gifs

  46. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    The fact that he legitimately doesn't see what is embarrassing about this is why people make fun of him, and probably the reason for a lot of things about him actually.
  47. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    I have some questions for you Alex: Alex, you said you were going to quit the internet multiple times now, why haven't you commited to that? Are you ever actually going to commit to a lawsuit? Why do you send death and rape threats to people? How did you react to joshua making that video on...
  48. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Imagine your mom sending a picture of herself to Josh... I would genuinely kill myself.
  49. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    This account joined 40 minutes ago and the first thing they do is beeline straight to Alex's mom's post to like it. Suspicious.
  50. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Alex Hogendrop's (@BittersweetSymphony) mom has officially been verified on kiwi farms. What would you do if you had a kiwi farms thread and your mom openly started posting in it?
  51. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    If I had a kiwi farms thread about me and my mom posted about me in it, I would unironically kill myself.
  52. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    Not sure whether to laugh or cringe, but apparently Alex's mom is now officially verified on the site. This is either the saddest or funniest development in the thread so far. That this is pretty big and i'm exremely pissed i'm banned right now. @Onion Null feature this pls
  53. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    I won.
  54. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    HOW COME THE ONLY TIMES THIS NIGGER COMES BACK IM FUCKING BANNED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  55. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    I am so done with being treated way harsher by jannies for posts that aren't even that bad compared to what serial shitposters who haven't contributed anything like supreme onion get away with daily, it's so preposterous. It's literally all because of the zoeyniggers, they are so butthurt and...
  56. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    > he isn't banned Ok so mods will ban me for making zoeyniggers too mad, but will let this guy openly post about his pedophilic fantasies? Such bullshit.
  57. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    Total bum creature death, total BHDS death.
  58. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    Kinda annoying how jannies wiped a bunch of comments off Lidl's profile for “infighting” but still let bums shit up my profile daily with no issue. The ban is only a week long, and I don't actually have an infinite amount of money as of now. And honestly, maybe being gone for a week might get...
  59. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    Has anyone found out the reason why Lidl was banned? All of her recent posts don't really seem to be that different compared to the ones she's made for the past 20 billion years…
  60. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    Yeah I think that’s exactly what happened too. Just a wave of mass ass hurt and report spam against me. Kinda annoying to deal with honestly, but whatever, I’m definitely going to have to bite the bullet and be extra nice when I get unbanned so me getting banned again would be unlikely. For now...
  61. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    lol what I am posting to make three diffirent mods want me gone? I made one unhinged profile post but other than that my posts have been fairly normal lol.
  62. Bear Hammer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    No? There are obviously more than just two options here. Josh could explore alternative payment platforms outside the mainstream system, partner with sympathetic third parties for funding, move toward a donation-based or crypto-exclusive model (as many other controversial creators have done), or...
  63. Bear Hammer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I got banned again, but I also got true & honest and I got access to a board only for people who donated money to the forum. And I think I should at least contribute some content for people to talk about. I saw no rule that posting anything from this board was against the rules, so if it turns...
  64. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    This was also after Josh himself DM'd me giving me a scolding warning to be my best behavior, so that makes this a little more confusing for me.
  65. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    Whatever, it least it was objectively more fair than my last one.
  66. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    I got banned again, this time temporarily for "sperging out". Not really sure what the "sperging out" was, since I was actually on my best Behavior, probably something I said before? Porbably an unhinged profile post. Josh deleted my sticker sperg general thread also for some reason.
  67. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    So does this pretty much confirm that lidl is not Josh's sock?
  68. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Here's a few more she made on the secret Supporters board
  69. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    In a epic fail and turn of events, it turns out the kiwis made an entire thread about an impersonator and they all falled for it.
  70. Bear Hammer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    What the fuck does True and honest do? I thought it just gave you extra stickers and a badge, never knew it allowed you to look at other peoples dms.
  71. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    I kind of wonder, why did he say I was calling him a child rapist? Who said that? Nothing in those posts (or really anywhere) said he raped anyone, it just pointed out something silly he did or something he said that was kind of hypocritical.
  72. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    He's called generous Josh for a reason.
  73. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    So now I’m figuring out which shady ATM to get crypto through just so I can go back to posting about weird people on a forum where people are mad at me because I called them simps. Moral of the story: Never underestimate the power of autism, persistence, shameless begging and boot licking, and...
  74. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    :winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner...
  75. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    JOSH RESPONDED, HE ACCEPTED!!!!!!
  76. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    If bribing Josh with $100 doesn't work, I genuinely don’t know what else would. Like what’s left after that? I’ve admitted fault, made amends, had multiple people want me unbanned, and now I’m literally offering money. At this point, if that’s not enough to at least start a conversation, then I...
  77. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    I feel like a black guy saying over and over again "I dindu nuffin", but god damn it I really dindu nuffun.
  78. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    New Josh email, hope this works:
  79. Bear Hammer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    Alex, who left the Internet forever and is never coming back, has been active on Facebook. Confirmed to have changed his background on 4-10-25. He has everything locked down so I don't know if he's posting updates that only he and his followers can read. I do know he's done this though. This...
  80. Bear Hammer

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    Josh has unbanned: pedophiles lolicon artists spammers people who threatened litigation against the site people who claimed he was a pedophile People who threatened to kill him people who started slapfights people who openingly created sock accounts But me? UNFORGIVABLE CRIME OF MAKING FUN OF...
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