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  1. Slaughter

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Dyn has always been given free rein, he's practically broken every rule in the book and Josh magically disappears when that's pointed out.
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    Regardless of whodunnit, the moral grandstanding is hilarious. They're acting holier than thou. There's no ethical lolcow enjoyment. Just accept you're a shitty person and enjoy the ride.
  3. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    Didl has been backseat jannying the Elaine thread, and anyone else would be jailed for it. Big think.
  4. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    Her Kiwifarms thread is in absolute shambles. Absolutely insane.
  5. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Suicide of Near

    I've done my own research since I didn't trust KF but there hasn't been anything posted beyond the urn, which is why I'm skeptical. I'm pretty familiar with some of the processes for expat deaths because a family member died overseas but not in Japan. I know that each country has their own...
  6. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Suicide of Near

    They could have cited the article saying he killed himself as proof to be listed as deceased. Like I said a gov document shouldn't be that hard for the people who have his urn to produce. They don't just mail human remains even cremated to anyone, they're properly marked and come with...
  7. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Suicide of Near

    I'm still not sure because Hector (the guy who had been speaking on behalf of Byuu/Near) should be able to produce a Japanese death certificate for him, even with redacting any information. But redacting shouldn't matter because it isn't like there would be anything that would effect anyone...
  8. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    It's giving My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding
  9. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    "Coded into my lore" What Elaine you know your deepfake narrative is the dumbest explanation ever. I would be more impressed if you genuinely owned it instead of thinking your lies are believable.
  10. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    My theory is she assumes Sprate is Spooky Bones or one of her other alogs. In reality she dislikes anyone who challenges the narrative she is trying to force. She doesn't like people who question her. She doesn't like people who make fun of her nudes either. And as much as she LARPs as a...
  11. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    Elaine is sitting on her ass in her parents house in London doomscrolling to see if anyone mentions her name so she can seethe about it. There are random occasions where she goes on trips on daddy's dime, but she is still a terminally online loser who is the bane of her parents existence because...
  12. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    If Elaine wasn't BPD, she wouldn't be chasing after a short obese American man nearly twice her age for validation. What I find intriguing is her trajectory is nearly identical to Pantsu's, jumping from one internet personality to another. The only difference is Elaine wants all of that...
  13. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    You know I've been thinking about it. I wonder if the reason she has such a strong hateboner for you is because you don't treat her differently because she's a woman. I really can't think of any other reasons why she'd be so mad at you beyond allowing her thread to be on your site.
  14. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    She directly mentions them on Twitter and they respond to her in her thread, but I don't doubt that they're also talking behind the scenes. Sprate has a Twitter account that I bet has an open DM with her.
  15. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    They only care about poo touching when it's someone who isn't in Null's good graces or an outlier. If it creates "milk" it's fine. But Elaine goes out of her way to contact people posting in her KF thread, they respond to her, nobody once thinks that they should ignore her attempts to grab...
  16. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    A user over at KF has made a 'trial' for Sprate Header to answer for the crimes he is accused of by Elaine. If she wants to expose him I would figure now is her time, even if the thread seems to be a joke.
  17. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    Rn is shorthand for "right now," not necessarily the domain in this context. It'll be another cowbin if they go through with it, used only by a handful of internet rejects who want to feel like they're in charge.
  18. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    I'm going to reiterate that if you want to know what being Elaine-coded means, open up the DSM-V and read all the information on BPD. I'll commandeer her lingo to make her feel retarded for using it.
  19. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    She says everything is "-coded" now, it's so weird and makes her seem like she's trying too hard with the overuse of it. I guess it's Elaine-coded to overkill current trends in a desperate attempt to fit in with her peers. BPD behavior.
  20. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    I thought you said Crimson Fucker was Blaine, Lainey? I hate to break it to you, girl. Crimson Fucker is the one and only True and Honest Alucard.
  21. Slaughter

    That Bitch

    That bitch who doesn't lurk enough and fails to integrate
  22. Slaughter

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    That's exactly what I'm thinking. Exposed to porn early > Higher chance of being groomed and/or exposed to more extreme content > Furthering the cycle of abuse through extreme behavior (trooning out, body mutilation, zoosadism, pedophilia, rape, etc.) > Seeking out victims online/grooming...
  23. Slaughter

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I wonder if there's a defined pipeline for pornography exposure at a young age turning people into NEETs or trooning out. I would love to see research put into the correlation. Every single person I've met who has admitted to being exposed to porn or crazy shit online from a young age is the...
  24. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    500 accounts and all of them are socks of Sprate Header, Lidl Drip, StrawberryDouche, Cowpoly, Jdanks, Blaine, and "Plate Gang"
  25. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    Idk, doesn't seem like a hotel room to me. But the filter off is accurate lol
  26. Slaughter

    Virtual Raping

    Oh god, "rape survivors" are already insufferable. I guarantee the virtual rape "victims" are gonna be 100x worse.
  27. Slaughter

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Ah yes, waging war on a sock in a method just like half the cows on the website have done before and not seeing the hypocrisy is peak autism and peak Null retardation.
  28. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    Elaine you cry when your internet crushes talk to other women but not you. 80% of your threads have been you being upset about men on the internet.
  29. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    Sprate Header and Lidl Drip are the same person.
  30. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    Elaine won't do a video on Empresa because of an alleged rape threat....from someone who is probably an ocean away from her, but she has all this information on him....yet she won't do it. She doxes and "hacks" people but supposedly one tiny comment that may or may not have been taken out of...
  31. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    Elaine, consider cutting Ethan Ralph's name into your thighs to own the ayylawgs.
  32. Slaughter

    I am the captain now

    Make @Ashley Hutsell Jankowski swab the poop deck.
  33. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    I just want to laugh at Josh having one foot down the path of trooning out by having a female alter ego. I don't want to complicate it with talks of hating Kiwifarms or being retarded (we get it, both are true).
  34. Slaughter

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Kwiffars, now is the time to learn Morse code so you can use blinks to spell NIGGER when interacting with average people. Just like Kiwifarms but better.
  35. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    What the fuck are those nasty ass cum stains on that blue towel?
  36. Slaughter

    Syrup

    Sweden... Oh wait. Nevermind.
  37. Slaughter

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I believe Null is in the US, but not necessarily Florida. West Virginia is my guess because the laws are a little more lax there and the cost of living/the availability of services that allow him to not leave the house is more favorable in WV than somewhere like Wyoming. But that's speculation.
  38. Slaughter

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Would be wild if the year ends with a kiwi committing a mass shooting in the name of total retard war. Josh needs to remember his fan base is retarded enough to try.
  39. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    My guess with her skin is Hand Foot Mouth Disease, but I'm not an expert.
  40. Slaughter

    Ciara Scalia-Hirschman / AKnottyPrincess / KnottyFairy

    He treated those damn horses better than the majority of his wives. So yeah, bestiality might be a Muslim thing.
  41. Slaughter

    Ciara Scalia-Hirschman / AKnottyPrincess / KnottyFairy

    Muhammad had five female horses that were his pride and joy. However, most horse breeders even in his time put emphasis on the males instead of the females....really gets your noggin joggin.
  42. Slaughter

    Why is there not as much activity on the forum lately?

    Holidays! Been pretty busy with work the past little bit too, so my usual lurk times have instead been replaced with hobbies or sometimes just taking a nice nap.
  43. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    Seems like Elaine has been closer to fucking kids herself and keeps a menagerie of pedophiles as well. Accusations are always admissions when there is no hard evidence to back it up. Thankfully Elaine provides proof she's the real pedo each and every day.
  44. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    I think his weird views on sex are just overwhelming proof that he has next to no genuine experience with women and he overcompensates for it by adopting beliefs he thinks will mask it. It seems like he has repressed incel tendencies that bring it out but because he's aware of the reputation...
  45. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    Lidl Derangement Syndrome is real, idk what it is but I'm seeing it from some of you retards too. Don't get lost in the sauce.
  46. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    Elaine needs to do something about that hair. Go buy some Arctic Fox or Manic Panic and take care of that nasty color.
  47. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    People write Omegaverse South Park fanfiction, this is just a few degrees above that.
  48. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong,

    Nick Rekieta did it to himself. Josh had no part in that. I do agree Josh needs to be careful but Nick was on a downward spiral without Josh's influence. Josh tried to give him some good advice, but Nick didn't want to stop. He was faced with his own poor choices and instead of owning them he...
  49. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    My bedroom is incredibly neat and organized! Please don't look at my kitchen.
  50. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    The nigga that cries at the drop of a hat and thinks that telling neets to make their bed every day will cure them of their neet tendencies. That's top tier cope from him. While I do agree that stereotypes regarding gender can be flexible, there are some things that don't change even with...
  51. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    But that's the most fun part.
  52. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    Yknow, regardless of who or what Lidl is behind the screen, accusing it of being a tranny is funny because it implies that if Lidl is somehow a woman, he/she/they/it is so bad at it that it's up for debate. Trying to insist Lidl is a woman here of all places is beating a dead horse, perhaps a...
  53. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    Elaine is gonna come out as a gypsy because it's no longer cool (according to hollywood) to be a Jew.
  54. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    Her work meeting is just her discord shit, stating the obvious about discord users being pedophiles
  55. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    Elaine flip flopping between "muh hacked info" and "my name isn't Elaine Miller" is her personal jihad.
  56. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Alia Hypatia Alexander / StrawberryDouche / alia0tk

    Meanwhile Kiwifarms is full of glownigs and weens, and if they don't glow or ween they're turning KF into Reddit which is arguably worse.
  57. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    If she had anything worthwhile she would've shared it by now, what better way to alog Kengle than to dump all that data? She tried to say the same thing about lolcow.farm and then when asked to put her money where her mouth is, she cited some manic shit and talked about needing to take a break...
  58. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    Thought that said savage British man for a sec....ugh. Almost threw up.
  59. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Alia Hypatia Alexander / StrawberryDouche / alia0tk

    I don't know what all of this is about and don't care but all I've gotta say is this. 1. It's pretty obvious Douche has been properly doxed and is loving the kiwis saying how heckin wholesome decorating cakes is, and talking about how "cute" she is. Huffing her own farts and those idiots are...
  60. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    A user called AndroidRaptor got partially doxed in the Easy To Track Username Hall of Fame thread, confirmed to be female. The user in question handled it better than most and wasn't too bothered by it. Of course Lidl had to say something about the situation, as he couldn't have a real woman...
  61. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    That's just autism
  62. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    I figure this is why there's suddenly a lot of gays who are jumping ship too. Demeaning women to the point where they are no longer attractive so they might as well fuck the catboy kinda vibe.
  63. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    Here's another perspective, food for thought. Using all those talking points that feminists use in the Man Hate thread isn't just for the sake of converting misandrists. It's another slight towards women without being overt about it. Letting the TERFs come and say whatever shit they want that...
  64. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    Because Lidl has a Dylan Mulvaney level of understanding women, and it comes off as a caricature of being one. There are plenty of women on KF that don't make it such a huge deal. Lidl is Blaine...just kidding. Or am I?
  65. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    She thinks that being blocked is a win for her and her gayops, despite the people who have her blocked living their lives and not seething over the words of some British lich bitch.
  66. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    The idea that Lidl is either Spooky Bones or Null is enough to make Elaine lose sleep over it, which makes me laugh because she's lost in the sauce. I like the theory that Lidl is Null, an account where he doesn't have to play by janny rules and act like some sort of Null groupie to stroke his...
  67. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    That's being nice. It looks like someone took a shit on a plate and called it a paté.
  68. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    Elaine saying she has a bot telling her when people post about her is on par with Rachel Minkin saying she programmed a bot to chimp out in her threads. Same retard energy.
  69. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    The public won't give a shit about Onionfarms because it doesn't have the notoriety that KF has. Personal army requests never go far unless you're pretty or have a large following, and Elaine has neither good looks nor a large following. She can cry and cry all she wants, insult OF all she...
  70. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    Elaine can't even carry a conversation, there's no way she could carry a weapon without hurting herself. By the way, Lainey, you should stay away from simple carbs. They'll make your blood sugar go up, sure, but you'll end up lower than you started. Complex carbs are the way to go to sustain...
  71. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    Man, I knew Elaine was stupid but I didn't think she was that stupid. Incredible. Also, I think honeypot is one of her favorite words. One she doesn't understand how to fully use, but one she enjoys using despite it all. I also can't believe she didn't say a word about Ashley and the accounts...
  72. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    Elaine, you want to be left alone? Here's a step by step guide. 1. Deactivate all of your accounts. All of them. Even the socks. Log out, change the passwords to something you'll forget. Lose your auto fill info. Don't make youtube videos, or do anything online. 2. Delete Discord. Delete social...
  73. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    I can only hope she tries to sue all of us.
  74. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    Minge is a chav term, which was all appropriated from gypsies which are the bottom of the barrel when it comes to social status.
  75. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    Ideal figure for any dude who likes jerking it to 12 year old boys. Oh no Godwinsisters, I don't feel so good...
  76. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    Didn't Spooky do the same?
  77. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    I'm in the same boat really, but I'm halfway feeding Elaine's paranoia, halfway hoping it's true just because the meltdowns that would follow would be so funny.
  78. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    Nah that's too nitpicky. That's just stylized spelling of dude and rude, people do it a lot my dood. Also, the whole "You Can't Sit With Us" shit is definitely a Spooky Bones-ism. Regina George. Ah shit, here we go again.
  79. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    You'd be surprised how dense the jannies can be, considering a majority of the people they say are persona non grata run alts without worry. Sometimes multiple alts, too.
  80. Slaughter

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    Most of your shit is on the nose but don't be quick to lump all fem Kiwis into a single category. There are definitely a lot more female users than you would want to believe but the smart ones aren't advertising it. The dumb ones are Beauty Parlour regulars or pick-mes. I definitely agree that...
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