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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    The coomerleaks is funny because it's just Null going through everyone's DMs and "leaking" it via Lurker and himself (Lidl) throughout the thread. "Someone sent me this cap..." he says as he caps it all himself.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Even when dial-up was everyone's connection, no forum got mad about you not thumbnailing images. This was the era of images mostly being hosted offsite, too. And the cap was 2 MB for those. You would just be asked to not link images that were unneeded. Who cares about data usage in the era of...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Lidl saying "'we' can sniff out men pretending to be women" is hilarious because the same five following him around and upvoting everything he says are troons.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    It's fairly true for them as well. They were terminally online in the libertine era online and were fine with it then. Look at the dichotomy they draw between "woke" and historically progressive media: they justify the progressive proselytizing in media up until roughly 2012 (the time in which...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    The legalese behind it is mostly sound: you were in a compromised state so your actions were not rational. In practice, it just was used as a defense to kill your spouse. The law was far more asymmetrical then in prosecutions back then with the same defense that lingers today: "My husband was...
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Those actually are a dead giveaway of not being KF posters because they don't have those completely autistic posings and facial expressions that autistic people have in photos because they don't know what to do with any part of their body during a photo, let alone the more technical experience...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    KF is full of Obama era liberals that got brain rotted by culture wars. Scratch anything they believe in and it's just Obama before the gays were allowed to be married. "Crime of passion" was how that was codified into law in the west, usually. You claimed mental duress of seeing your spouse...
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    When the sites' official Twitter gets banned for either ban evasion or a ToS violation, it will be funny to watch.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    He was the funny sort of sperg at least. As long as it wasn't in the reddit thread.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Suits have been slim or Euro cut (ultra slim) for the last fifteen years. You can't add fabric to the legs or body to fit his fat ass. His chance of finding anything thrifting is only some fat old dude's suit from the 80s.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    The reputation of the site is a septic tank for almost the entirety of its existence and this contributed zero to that reputation. Everyone involved in this is retarded and thought it was entertaining at the time. Unless your internet exposure started after 2016, it really is because those...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    A lot of them seemed to drift away because the farms wasn't the nexus of their discussion anymore. It was more prevalent on Twitter so they responded to their detractors there. Of all the shit Null has involved himself with, this has done the least amount of damage to the farms. Most old forums...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    You're doing the Kiwi thing of looking for deeper intentions in what is ultimately superficial decisions: poking the retard was more fun than banning the retard at the time. There's not some massive scheme to normalize pedophiles on KF, just dumb decisions by even dumber mods and admin. It...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    The umbrella of sexual degeneracy is usually the least funny aspect of a cow. How many times have you heard the same exact jokes about Nick, Dax, or Chris that were barely above a chuckle the first time you heard it? Devi's advocate: keeping cows in-house to have a focused thread making fun of...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    I think the intent here is to stop the hundreds of posts in those types of lolcow threads that add zero discussion but yell about how pedophiles deserve the woodchipper (they do but it also makes thread filled with virtue signaling spam). If you're not a pedophile, you don't have to remind the...
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    Debate user SSj_Ness about rape..

    >the only negrate was the Jew
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    The only change was how nasally it got.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Semite on Semite violence is older than civilization. None of these blood feuds are worth caring about. Self loathing.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    The biggest tell that he's still stateside is his constant defense of the site as obeying US laws. If he was living anywhere else, it wouldn't shield him from EU/local laws since he would be in that country and subject to their laws regardless of what he says that his US citizenship and hosting...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    You are 40 and on an internet forum. Just go outside.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    You are 40 and on an internet forum. Just go outside.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    You don't believe all the Man-Hate/Woman-Hate posters' long winded paragraphs about their wives/husbands and kids as they post 100+ times on Kiwifarms a day at all hours but roughly the time they're asleep? But they mentioned they were totally married and a parent like six times already today.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I'm surprised he hasn't started vaccine sperging since Swift's soyboyfriend is the poster child for vaxx ads.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    My life is all the lesser for having the disapproval of a 5'6" 300 pound failed male.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Don't hospitals make over six figures off selling the organs when someone passes? You can't sell your own organs by law but the web of transplants and transport of organs is incredibly profitable and why hospital groups constantly lobby for none of the money to be to the patients' families as a...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    "Male feminist" and "never managed to cop a feel" being synonymous strikes again.
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    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    At least their weight seems to start with a 1. Is he actually in his 40s? He's terminally seething like a zoomer who never got past second base his entire life when a girl doesn't respond to him.
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    Debate user SSj_Ness about rape..

    Was that enough time to fly to the Philippines for his mail-order bride's 40 days?
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    And prior to that, it was just SA's anime rejects and their extended spheres of influence. It's always the people yelling the most about how much they hate anime to be originating in a time where that was the only purpose of the site. Strange behavior. That was who it was that said it...
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    How many of the posters are diagnosed and unmedicated schizophrenics at this point? Look at their contributions in off-topic boards, mostly tech. Yes, they're definitely biological women obsessed with retro computing, speed running and programming that are not trannies. One pretended to be a...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    I remember someone who kept saying he was a 2004 oldfag but the only people even on the site at that point were anime refugees from SA and it was someone constantly screeching about anime being for pedophiles. It was just strange and they weren't even American (or at least pretended to not be)...
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Sektur retard going back a decade under a thousand different aliases and catfishes. Pretends to be a chink PhD student in Florida. I have zero proof it was them but it's funny and lines up.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    That's Metokur Fembot. He was catfished by Metokur Fembot.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Least Favorite Kiwifarms Users

    The circlejerk of people who post in the Easy to Track thread who seemingly just keep trying to post the socials or actual dox of someone because they didn't pass the proper purity test. They are just the most annoying because they all average 100 posts a day each and just suck each other dicks...
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Then stop being a faggot and replying to every single post Chase makes on whatever sock.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I checked the last few pages of the Man Hate to see if they were upholding Null's sacred rules and no, they're just bitching about men's comments in A&H being against their retarded takes so no, they're not keeping to the rules. A morbidly obese man in his 30s with zero physical exercise has...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    If I'm being generous, it could just be people getting back in touch and encouraging people to return. If I'm not, it's older posters' accounts resurrected by the admin and doled out for people to sock or old socks to begin with. There just seems to be a strangely high number of people pre-2019...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Why does the Herr Flick account look like another resurrected abandoned account that was created over seven years ago but not posting for the all but a few months between the most recent year and its creation? A lot of the relatively low post count old accounts that keep showing up look like...
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    Debate user SSj_Ness about rape..

    What if he found his own boyfriend free "girl" in a BP tranny?
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    Kiwifarms Linked Haley Joy Thomas/JambledUpWords/redoniblueoni/Numerous Other Socks

    Nobody has standards that low.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    I was speaking generally, not about specific cows. It's more about their constant crusades against the random milquetoast known entities in the larger streamer and commentator spheres that they repeatedly do to somehow bring attention to the site when it's all just impotent screeching at people...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    All of the early cows were like that for the most part: random literal who that did funny shit that no one would notice or care about outside the people watching them and it was mostly fine. Cows are funny when they're small. People that have millions of viewers that end up posted there are...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    The last thing we need is more pick-me's.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    It's easy to compare threads from pre-2015 where the posts are mostly repetitive but usually just laughing at something dumb at the start. Skip forward a little and it starts getting a tone of how much better than the cow they are and then about how much more moral they are they are than the cow...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Most of them weren't old enough to be online prior to its sanitation so to them, it's always been some safe space because they were only ever on core sites filled with aggressive moderation and relative normies. They have no concept of victims being a necessity for a crime to have been...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Any of the people that aren't minors obsessed with pedocrusading probably have worse skeletons in their closet and their shame is what drives their inquisitions. Pedophiles deserve the death penalty. People obsessed with every shadow they see being a pedophile are more afraid of their own dark...
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    >"nooooooooo you just can't comment on people's appearance unwarranted like we do in every single thread about cows and noncows because you just can't okay?" Just join the 41% already if making fun of a trooned out Hank Hill sets his impotent rage off because he was courting said tranny.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    I don't think Null was ever not in the US since the fallout of the 8chan time. The constantly reinforced story of him not being in America this whole time I'm sure it's just a ruse to keep "the trannies" off his trail. The fed handler of the site knows where he's at since then. He's a habitual...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    What is the point of the weird circlejerk of the kiwis who went to the trial as 10/10 statuesque people? Is it like some reverse self complimenting where "they're totally attractive despite being completely unremarkable to below average and that means I'm totally attractive despite being below...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    This would actually be a good thing for threads. Multiple times threads got featured and the featured post or within three posts back, something would be answered and it would then be 20 to 30 pages continually asking for information that was already pointed out. Someone would point some of the...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Does she just hate trannies because she keeps getting mistaken for one?
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    No, because he's like a human chatbot that inflates the post count of everything while repeating the same few responses. He's inoffensive and will cuck himself every single time to appease Null no matter what.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    No, it's a great idea for people to go. Tell them to take meticulous notes and encourage their endeavors.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Freya's misdeeds and hazing

    I have a confession to make: I am actually Joshua Moon and Freya tongued my anus a decade ago in a Denny's bathroom after we ate two dozen Pumpkin Patch Pancakes after seeing The Hobbit together. She even called it the "Hobbit hole" and the memory keeps hope alive that I may find another porker...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Freya's misdeeds and hazing

    You can just use Occam's razor here and realize they probably just did whatever with no consistency because they thought it was the most entertaining. A Romani isn't even capable of the triple digit IQ required to pull off some long con instead of just the immediate nicking of your wallet.
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