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  1. Nektar Geist

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    The Biden, if memory serves, joshy didn't want a thread on. Sure that wasn't a couple of years ago? BOLD FACE! Don't drop the soap, joshy.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    https://www.lawsociety.org.uk/topics/pro-bono/introduction-to-pro-bono "Pro bono costs orders Section 194 of the Legal Services Act 2007 provides for pro bono costs orders in civil courts, tribunals and settlement agreements. They are just like ordinary civil legal costs, but where a party was...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

    You know how many socks Blaine Gayven Ross had here? Neither does the nonce Blaine. If he breaks the rules... he'll get banned, then start socking, en masse.
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    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    No, not of course. Ok. I'm going to have to be Father, here. Forget about, Jake... it Commie Farms Town. joshy is prolly stroking himself to this, you realize? Quelle Surprise! The guy with years associating himself with nonces (cough containment board cough cough), doesn't mind nonces using...
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    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    This has really upset you, hasn't it? What would you want the broom to say? Bold makes it seem a little needy, there buddy. Huh. It's like... and follow me here, it like... joshy just wants a hugbox. Which requires simps. Guess he feels like his Mum didn't love him, or something.
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    Welcome to the Comedy Lounge, Lounge Lizards! 🦎

    https://archive.is/wip/vfjAC THread hadn't been updated for nearly two months... thought I'd correct that.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    "I was only PRETENDING to be a nonce". What a stylish 33DD chess move.
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    Public Figure - Niche Stardust

    https://ghostarchive.org/archive/vqouL "I'm selective". lol. Guy's practically admitted to having his pud in his hand, while scrolling through his squitter feed.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Apart from... Brian was going to asked (under oath) about his business... and suddenly... he wasn't alive anymore. Lots of corpo talent get killed, it's just the media tend not to pick upon it.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    "The pool was lovely, apart from the massive jewish turd floating in it". Reminder: Garg is just as mental as Ash.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    So enraged, she has lumbered over here. She's more addicted to her thread, than lamey is.
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    Public Figure - Niche Stardust

    https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ijFQq Now, Star once said her Grandad was "like a Ghandi kinda person". Wonder what her Granny was like... Her Mum...? The funny thing is, she'll have no idea, as that show finished like over 20 years ago.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    No commas, she's absolutely raging.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    https://archive.is/dESGt
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Ex bf. C'mon. She dox'd herself, she dox'd him. He wouldn't put up with that. He didn't need a beard THAT much.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Not anymore, he's brown bread, innit? PPP has been there in recent years, so obvz they have eased up on their "No Mincers" policy. However... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-11147157 https://www.jstor.org/stable/jj.21996256 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-62793573 The...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Castro used to torture the fags. I know that Ash hates the shirt lifters, maybe that's why she's lying about going to Cuba.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    He lurks here. Sham started a thread on Sonia Poulton (another woman, the failure of a man, has beef with) here. He fucked off after it was pointed out the thread was the lowest grade shit PAR thread. More recently, he has given a large amount of money to someone who used to work with Sonia, and...
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    Yeah, he really is a whiney mushmouth. Haven't used this one in a while... I disagree, a lot is a bit strong. Mainly because there aren't a lot of us. It's Gays really. Ethan Hackett does it for gunt grease, and Ash really isn't one of us. She's that psycho chick, the "She's Lost Control...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    She was afraid that they'd kill her, like she killed her parents. Tho, knowing how mentally unstable she is (due to her Mother's drug addiction), she would have killed those kids. btw... She's trying to ERP with Ken. She's a kwiffar, with a hard r. He won't fuck you, Ash. You're just making a...
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Doesn't this suggest that it's a "You" problem, broom? Cows going to cow. Being: It's always someone else's fault. Not the fact that his ex bezzie just signed a statement saying the broom and his hugbox like to defame people.
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    Public Figure - Niche Dark Ninja / Isaac Lee Flores / Dark Isaac / WarGreymon Productions

    Isaac reminds everyone, after the CPS contacted his household, his wife left him, taking the child.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

    You're a sick puppy? That's a why. And CF doesn't have to know why. "I've never actually done it, so you can't make fun of me" There is a logical fallacy here, can you spot it?
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    I thought I post this... It's an AI tune (in the style of the 50s/60s female soul/R&B scene). RG wrote the lyrics, but the AI took care of the music. If you know anything about the Karen Read case, it's quite funny.
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    are you a lolcow?

    Cows are uninteresting people. That's part of the larf. Take pissminge (par example), dull, dull witted, has nothing of interest to say. Still, she says it, like it's of great importance. Too much time spent online. Really, you're still a teen, you shouldn't waste your time here. Go out and get...
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    PPP / Ashton Parks / Godwinson / Adam Edge

    https://ghostarchive.org/archive/9epuW Plodderz too cowardly to actual quote squit the son of Rab C Nesbitt. Still, twice. WHere are you dining? Bangladesh?
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    And that's true. He's a child abuser, too. It's just that, and Ash needs daily reminding of this, due to being retarded, she is a domestic abuser, too.
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    Public Figure - Niche Stardust

    https://ghostarchive.org/archive/b1tif Star tries to get some kawntehnt together. I could make a joke about the Frankfurter School on Breadtube (true end off the line for Marxism, a poorly produced grift). And I just did.
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    PPP / Ashton Parks / Godwinson / Adam Edge

    https://ghostarchive.org/archive/uHfl8 Were we surprised? Nobody gives a shit about gunt, or the hairdresser. And Plodders clearly isn't over it, yet.
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