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  1. Nektar Geist

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Look out, ol' Ashy is BACK! Ash reminds @Anne Hathaway Fan that he is a pisshead. Just like Ash. Isn't there that recording of Anne, just after Kfails self exploded, and he sounds like a pissed off homo? Yeah, a few people doubt Anne's GI Larp. Just as much as they doubt you got a degree...
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Dani is suffering broom withdrawal.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Can you imagine that? Random kwiffar waddling up to politicians and stuff, trying to glad hand them. Looking forward to the FOI acquired video of various autards being escorted from the building.
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    Welcome to the Comedy Lounge, Lounge Lizards! 🦎

    Clip from the 1955 MS at Sunset. Full album is on the Hockey Puck High space on Dot Net.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    @fnaarf knows Ash so well. fnaarf's gender fluidity drives Ash wild... Maybe Ash has been AI'd... That was typed one handed. Quadpost. Seething. Can a nigger get a comma? Not all of it. Because she cares... deeply. The state of stream commentary. Citation needed. OTHER THAN JACK. A...
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    But it's like the emperor saying "Look, I'm in the all together" himself. The grift just wouldn't work. if the kwiffar were told "joshy is not the Messiah, he a fat, short, brokedick catboi fan". Still, it's not unique to Commie Farms. You should see some of the debasing things some people here...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Have your bosses contacted the Fuzz, about Ash's stalker campaign of harassment? She's been a little too quiet over here. Something makes me wonder if Ash has been advised not to sock up any more, nor contact people. Which is a shame for her. Because there are still all those internet randos...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Who expected that? That she'd do what she did here? Well, at least she's copying what she did. Not what others did.
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    General Dicks...

    Part two is up on the Net.
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    Hollywood God Archive...

    All of HGs accounts got nuked... https://old.bitchute.com/channel/NJTKySY7UsAI/ This is his Bitchute channel, tho... if you are in bongland, you'll need a VPN. As HG did say he was getting a lot of strikes... I did archive one of the channels...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    On Commie Farms, there are a lot of "One Handed Typist Researchers". There are Porncows, and an archive of their work. And yer general OF bints, as well as "e-schleb noodz". For all of joshy's tub thumpin' over pron... it's one of the main things that drives traffic to his hugbox. WHich is why...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Ash has plenty of places to post. The Internet is a big place. Almost as big as her arse. Ofc... there is one place... Satanic Back Masking means it's not libel. Or a threat in anyway.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Daddy issues. The broom's attitude towards Trump... very telling. joshy is still the authoritarian leftie he's always been. We love you, Big Mother.* It's not even that tho. If you split Commie Farms into two parts, ie 1. lolcows 2. The News Article bit (and joshy xerself has done this), the...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    They are smarter than him. You aren't a fan of the kwiffar harassing cows that joshy feels insecure over? Why, you literally must want the trannies to rape joshy to death.
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    Easter...

    Happy Easter, people.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Shure about that, Jan? I'm pretty sure Ash was up in Gargle-moo's dms, just as much as she was in Ken's. Call me a student of people and personality types. Y'see, kinda supports my theory. Remember when he did a massive IP ban, as to stop me laughing at him?
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    The internet. It also has her dox. Sorry, you'll have to sign up to the Society, there's an initiation, of sorts. Well, since Gargle-moo got sick of her DMin him 24/7, she just might well end up back here. btw... The view count on the OF forum is over 3.3k, and the KF one... still not hit 500.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    It means cunt in the UK. Anyway, if Ash does call in, you can play Ash's Idea Of an Insult Bingo. "Capitalist Pig", "Zionist shill", "Whoremonger"... only joking, she wouldn't know that word. Her Mum on the other hand... btw, it isn't libel, if the bint you are libeling doesn't find out about...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    She'll prolly just serial sock. I've heard tell, she has a habit of that. However, this seems apt... Yes, I subverted your expectations, by using the Fanny version... "Some kind of solitude is measured out in you You think you know me, but you haven't got a clue You can talk to me You can talk...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Knowing that any back chat would receive a pink triangle... within seconds. Oooooorrrr... lidl (an account that joined same time as one of joshy's bumchums came back) is a sock of someone close to joshy (ergo: not an adult human female) who fucks with the people joshy hates, but is too fat and...
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    Chaos Mix...

    https://archive.is/wip/U5l6G https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CHAOS:_Charles_Manson,_the_CIA,_and_the_Secret_History_of_the_Sixties This is the first part of chapter one, if you go to Onionfarms.net, there is the second part of the chapter.
  22. Nektar Geist

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    "We got ideas, to us that's dear Like capitalist, like communist. Like lots of things, you've heard about And redneckers, they get us pissed And stupid stuff, it makes us shout!" Bougie Ash, there. Who, thanks to "Western Capitalism", was given a house. Ash, who uses Wiki, as to cite things...
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    Public Figure - Niche Stardust

    https://archive.is/wip/mfKs2 Star there... still unable to comprehend how awful Kamala Harris would be as President. And trying to get Hasimpleton's attention.
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    https://archive.is/MnOGz She's lost some e-monies account, prolly trying to skinwalk joshy.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Ash is huge. And mad. Did you ever find out, whether she managed to get her dox of that internet? Oh, Ash... you great big pudding. Dani has no friends. However, as Ash is such a good comrade, and around humanitarian, there is quite a bit of spare land, around the shoebox that was given to Ash...
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Shorter than gunt. He said for no particular reason. Gunt lost that weight, too. Ofc, gunt got AIDS first. ftfy. C'mon, he's taller (just) than the bints. But that Flip Chad is mogging the broom by at least an inch. Y'know joshy wears those sneeks that add a couple of inches height. And in that...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Hey, Dani, I desperately want to suck you off Hey, Ash! "Be seeing you"
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Ash is the type of person to lie, order loads of Pizza, then say she didn't, but you might as well leave them with her. Also... Ash is much more likely to harass people, as her actions have shown. When Dani'qua got Ken's deets, from one of those sites, and gave the info to Ash... she misused...
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    Welcome to the Comedy Lounge, Lounge Lizards! 🦎

    I can't remember where I stole this joke, it was years ago, but it wasn't in Wales...
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    It is a niche internet gossip site. That's not how it works. It's whether they have a problem with you. And Gargle-moo, has problems. Like up the wazzoo. Lol. He wishes.
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    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    You don't have a stable enough personality to have honest opinions. Therefore it's a bint. Not (more likely) swarthy skinned male. X Because you didn't know your Dad. Just like joshy. And tender... and bloated.
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    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    No, you are not. You really need to be disabused of that idea. New info meaning: Another line of monkey dust. Gotcha. Still going with that. lol. You finally sucked Ken off enough, to get a broom. Did Gargle-moo get sick of you?
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    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    Respect the pronouns. btw, you said the same about the pissminge.
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    Black Aryans (race theory)

    There are black rednecks... https://sowell.org/books/black-rednecks-and-white-liberals
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Typing lolcow.org could get you banned. You forgot Mexican water. It's mostly because, well, some wags here, are quite good at pointing out when the broom is lying/scamming the paypigs.
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    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    That you think lidl is an adult human female. Gotcha. (To everyone else in the room: Guys, check out this dinlo!) 1. You replied to Ogre, but it says it's you quoted. My melon is slightly twisted 2. This Ana Slatz thing, it's been touted before, by various tards, like this recent "LOOK! A...
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    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    https://archive.is/wip/vS7Oq I feel a "right to reply" is required. There are only facts in this, Alex
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    I feel inclined...

    To blow my mind... Get hung up, feed a duck with a bun.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    https://archive.is/wip/LZnjZ
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    Public Figure - Niche Stardust

    Star wouldn't even admit it, even if she had the nouse (google it Ash), which she doesn't, but the Dems are the spaz and weirdo party, much like the Labour Party in the UK. If you can't understand why Trump* won over THE FUCKING WIFE OF BILL "THE BOYS ON THE TRACKS" CLINTON, then maybe try...
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    Public Figure - Niche Stardust

    https://archive.is/wip/tsa0H Star squits about another forgotten pajeet, that no one takes seriously. Like herself.
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    Some Comedy...

    Jack Margolis & Jere Alan Brain - A Child's Garden Of Grass (1971)
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    "I myself AM biologically female." Had to be done. You are aware of the Momz of the BPHag set? joshy is surrounding himself with clones of his own Mum. Don't get me started on Beth...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Psssft, Ash is nowhere near as mental as some people (wymbym) that I've met IRL. As in, Ash is a cowardy custard (and you know how much Ash likes custard, like drinking it from the jug), and wouldn't actually do anything IRL. She'll harass the family members of Ken, from the safety of a...
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    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    THAT'LL SHOW THEM DIRTY ONIONEERS! Nah, I think Alex knows how it's going to go if he comes back. By "interesting", you mean hilarious.
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    Public Figure - Niche Stardust

    https://ghostarchive.org/archive/AhzCX They aren't chickens, they are way too small. City folk. New channel https://www.youtube.com/@starcrossedoff
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    A rage pigs pig pen shack is her castle. Are you saying she lives in the "diverse" part of town? Have you seen the film High Plains Drifter? There is a scene, sums up Ash. If a crime (and strong evidence that Ash has actually committed a crime) is interstate, doesn't the FBI get involved...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    She's like an old fat pissminge. Trying to garner sympathy for "muh victimization", while being objectively worse than the thing she says she hates. She only targets Ken, because she's got his dox. By rights, she should be ok with people contacting people she knows, highlighting her anti-social...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    No. An opinion. "I know where Ashley Renee Hutsell lives. I am going to travel there, and rip her arm off, then beat her to death with the soggy end*" is a threat. lol. Boasting on Gargle-Moo's hugbox. NGMI. *Granny Geist saying, there.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Black bag'd to Git Mo Bay, that's what she needs.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    I've tried to improve the quality, but Ken didn't give me much to work with.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    If you have a jack to jack, use that from phone to mic input.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    How's that workin' for for ya, Ash? In all seriousness, I'm not surprised she doesn't want any "disinfectant of sunlight" on her... First, being on a watch list, now THIS!!!!
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    It is hilarious, isn't it? I think you are just the most exposed. Ash would do this to anyone who has "vexed" her, if she had the deets. Like I say, she's on a list. Let's be honest here. It's to do with @fnaarf (niche internet gossip forum Jezabel/All ROund Femme Fatale). Straight up and down...
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    e-lame, recently banished from squitter (again), slums it... This Is Your Life, Elaine Gertler Miller.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Upload. Or This Never Happened. You should contact the Chattanooga 5-0, as she clearly wants you to play Misty for her, if she is harassing you like this. She's a ticking time bomb, Ken.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    "Lost in a Chattanoogan wilderness of pain And all the Ashleys are insane..." Ash will wanting to complain to Tom Waits, and the remaining members of the Doors. You'll remember to do that, Ash? Right?
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    4 times... that could be seen as harassment. js. WHo she going to take? Nobody, that's who. Didn't work for Chevy Chase. Yes, it's an esoteric chat show joke. And that's why she's on a list. Dani'qua got Ken's Deets from one of those sites... where you have to agree not to share the info you...
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