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Ah yes the... irresistible... Olive-Oyl body shape... 🤮

Are you telling me nobody wants to see a borderline anorexic girl wearing too much make up camwhoring herself out? I am shocked

How big do you guys and gals think Jambled's Aereolas are? We talking bad ratio to breast size? Like you ever seen a tea cup saucer? Or do you think the lucky Gary Bussey impersonator lucked out with something halfway decent?

Blobby lives rent free in their heads. It's amazing what disagreements will do to BPD bitches

She spends most of her life posting on a dying gossip site and simping for a fat impotent pedophile. I doubt she makes much time for the gym and getting sun and fresh air. That is if it's not just null or another old user larping as the world most unfunny hambeast.

Lmao, look at Romeo over here "your eyes are beautiful" smooooooth

"Internalizing" BP is just reddit without the faggy lingo like "hecking" and "happy cake day!"

Do you still here the Onions Screaming Unrice? I'll tell you where to find Buffalo Bill, all the information you need is in the Case report, you better hurry Fly Fly!

I like to have rain sounds in the background to fall asleep to. There are plenty of free videos on YouTube that can be used. I've also found it's easier to fall asleep if you are cooler than if it's hot, you can try turning the temperature down

I don't remember saying I give a fuck

If you niggers go down I'm going down too

If I wanted a bad comeback I'd visit you and wipe it off your chin. Nobody here cares about account age. Keep that shit in your "last bastion of free speech"

@unyuns are you okay with us humans eating your people? I gotta admit I love onion rings and onion straws

The only thing essential about your existence is that if you killed yourself fat boy would have one less ball washer. Don't let that stop you though.

While I enjoy the female form immensely I just want to encourage exercising caution. I don't want to see any of you gentlemen of culture get a talking to.

Freya :story:

Keep crying about it faggot. You want respect and tolerance? You gotta earn it. This isn't your call center job where you get to cry to HR when a coworker says mean things. You Kiwi faggots are weak as hell.

Sounds like they were accurately describing you to me. I cant speak for anyone else here but I'm not going to suck up to some Kiwi retard for information. Most of you faggots are worse than the people you mock. You don't deserve respect from anyone.

I didn't know they made dolls that fat

Not super cool but my boss found a bat just hanging out while we were working so I took a picture of the little fella.

She can't stand blacks? Hold on... I think I like her now :story:

You know what... I'm sorry @VAIDS Victim for criticizing your monkey lady picture. I ain't never drawn a busty monkey woman before... I've learned alot today. Josh is still a faggot, and runescape is boring dogshit

He's around my age, if he wasnt stealing the Victoria's Secret catalogues in the mail, the dude is gay.

A couple questions... Why do you have a busty monkey woman image ready to post? And why does she have to hairlines? Her regular monkey one, and a human one above it?

But you said she's got boobs? I'm feeling very lied to right now. I'm personally hurt that you would lie to me about that...

"Sigh...at least it's not a nigger" Jk... Unless...

Who's that dude?

I'll give the Farmers this: anytime I'm thinking negatively about my appearance one of them gets facedoxed and I get an instant confidence boost. We really should start up a collection of confirmed Kiwi Faces

Ill give you a couple more: Belgian but cant speak French and likes horses, claims to have owned at least one in the past.

I just want to know what I should write down to get gibs

This is the worst inside job to ever happen to our nation...

You're welcome! I think....? I don't know if I should feel insulted or not... :story:

40's??? I say this with no hint of hyperbole she should seriously consider killing herself.

Mother fucker looks like a young Dave Grohl

I won't agree with you on much, but I wish you grabbed those pictures too my dude! :story:

She goes out with a guy who made similar life choices to her and for some reason is incensed that the guy want more out of life. But the only criticism she can form with that retarded brain of hers is: fully bald, dumpy, and a personality that was "boring." Well to her first point: Not much a...

Not until she upsets a BP paypiggy

I was no fan of Android Raptor because honestly our paths didn't cross much if ever. But I do know she could take bantz and jabs well and role with a joke at her expense. Better than most of the BP users in fact. I hope driving off older users was worth the influx of femcels banned from Reddit...

Projecting fantasies is a dangerous game

That's the saddest part about Rekieta, he had what others would kill for, a wife and kids. But he couldn't resist the allure of more. Null had an easy win, he could have mocked him for being a selfish self-destructive asshole and been completely right. But he can't resist pushing more and more...

Absolutely, that or she's one of those mousey dweeb types. In that case null might roll over her during sex and solve a few of the world's problems. I apologize for that awful mental image everybody

The TLDR of it was some foreign kid found an exploit/backdoor on the site and null paid the kid to tell him what he had done. Which the mongoloid Jocelyn then told the whole story to the users of his site, and was then upset when people called him a retard for paying the kid.

Mmm who hasn't kicked back with a can of room temperature Za Grease? Especially after working hard fixing a site that a teenager broke.

That's downright optimistic. Jocelyn probably owes more just from being insufferable. To get the thread back on track, the threads where kiwis thirst over people/drawings are always good for a laugh... or good for a moment of questioning humanity.

I didn't even know they were sick...

Shieet Feels bad man... So are Farmers 199% ugly?

Hold on... you'll have to narrow that down. That's like 99.99% of all Kiwi Farms users

You do know I'm not my avatar or username right? I could be an anorexic midget for all you know.

That's an insult to all clits, sensitive or otherwise. Besides finding Josh probably decreases a woman's pleasure.

Rotate the crop and switch to hunting until the new crop is ready

Stunningly fat.

Everyone keeps talking about Islam. But I gotta ask... What's lam???

Gamerweeb1 is a pedophile and I'm amazed he hasn't left the site in tears after being doxed in the "Username hall of fame thread" He's an Australian "edgy boy" and that's just to hide the fact that he is an autistic incel with a bad case of yellow fever. He worships Jap shit and is deluded...

Careful "scrotes" we got a badass keyboard warrior over here. I mean its only coincidental that she hides away in her hugbox to talk such shit. And ignore that mods seem to protect her retarded ass... but yeah totally a badass...

So she likes videogames? Shock horror. Calm down you faggot.

That's exactly what it is. Unfortunately.

Forgive me for derailing the thread a bit. But what the fuck did Rackets do to Jocelyn to earn this ire? Fat boy is obsessed with wringing out every drop of his suffering to an absurd degree. Does all this stem from Rekeita insulting the site that one time? Chris got off easier and he lied to...

Lol your Google pfp is also Anne Hathaway. I respect consistency.

You've missed alot of stupid shit in the past year. May left him and took the kid.

How is Rekieta taking the plea deal a bitch move PPP you fat fucking eunuch? He was caught dead to rights, he fucked up majorly and streamed it for the world to see. Firearm law violations, Drug law violations, and Child endangerment all in one single night. The mother fucker is lucky that they...

Alright back on topic everyone. Let's not turn on each other like Kiwi Faggots seem to be obsessed with doing.

Every few months I'll set the silicone/rubber tips of the ear buds in a 99% alcohol bath for like 5 minutes. I haven't had any issues yet

"Jesus Mon" is a damn fine burn on his signature I'll give the Farmers that much

Whoa calm down man, we were just having a few laughs! I am guessing you are trained in the ways of the blade? I too am a practitioner of Bushido. But we shouldn't draw our blades over internet dishonor. So what if Katelyn Rose is a drug addicted prostitute? I'm sure while she is getting piped...

i see you've summoned mod of Onion Farms, I summon Pale Cam Whore of Weebness! 3000 ATK 2500 DEF I end my turn

Nah. Now you've made it personal. I'm gonna mock this pale scene whore forever now.

Well yeah, camwhores rarely have loving fathers.

"HOW DARE YOU ASK ME REASONABLE QUESTIONS! IM HERE LIVING IN SQUALOR WITH MY STARLINK SATTELITE AND NO OBLIGATION TO WORK WHILE RECIEVING DONATION FROM YOU WORTHLESS FUCKS AND BITCHING ABOUT A COUNTRY I DONT EVEN LIVE IN ANYMORE. NO YOU CANT OFFER ME SOLUTIONS YOU SON OF A BITCH! GIVE THIS PLEB...

Would. That's not the own you think it is my dude.

He/She/it is holding that revolver wrong. Friends don't let retarded friends larp with guns.

I get being pissed about this shit or shit like it. But these retards need to be told in big bold letters not to discuss these things on a site anyone can access and has had a data breach in the past. They remind me of those Antifa faggots organizing shit on Facebook.

His gay little podcast becoming somewhat inexplicably popular has been a disaster for his personality and the site. The amount of ball washers listening to him bitch and moan has changed the "culture" of his site more than A&N and BP could ever hope to. Disagree with fatboy? Have some negative...

I appreciate the devotion to the bit.

...let em in...

You got banned too? I never saw you break a single of Null's faggot rules. He really should make "You can't argue with or insult me" a rule at this point. If your going to be a thin skinned Bitchtator about your site you might as well own that shit.

They let wombats into your gym? Times have changed, our gyms are still segregated. All shitty jokes aside, back when I was part time employed it was ridiculous how easy it was to get in and stay in shape. Null has most of the day to prepare meals, hit an elliptical for 40 minutes and get sun...

Tom from MySpace threatened to rape me once... but I was probably asking for it.

No wonder he enjoys Taylor Swift so much. You'd have to be a retarded narcissist to enjoy her shitty "music"

He's not only a nool cocksucker he openly simps for a sperg-woman who thirsts over the Scarecrow from Batman. He wants that aspussy bad.

User clearly breaks his site rules and ties it back to the site: Crickets. User makes fun of or criticices null or one of his ballwashers: FUCK YOU, YOU IGNORANT NIGGER WHERE ARE MY MODS TO BAN THIS PEASANT? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM THE ONE WHO INVENTED FREE SPEECH ON THE INTERWEBS I FIGHT...