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So when I talk about KF "personalities" taking over threads, this is what I'm talking about: First of all, if you're a regular, then there's no fucking point in introducing yourself to the thread. Not only that, but he also feels the need to explain why he's "been absent". Nigger, no one...

This kind of shit always happens in any thread about any game or group of games. You can never have a consistent flow of people shitting on a specific game or company that made the game without one or more contrarian asshole going against the grain, not even for LEGIT reasons, but just because...

It's literally the same handful of people posting all the time, with the two big ones being Welper and Bravo. I mentioned it before, but its as if the big "personalities" of KF have taken over the thread and made it about themselves. As I type this, they are having a conversation abut fucking...

I can already tell this is going to go HORRIBLY bad. All you have to do is looks at YouTube as a good example of why having automated things watching over the site is the dumbest thing ever. What's going to happen is that a bunch of users (or one very popular user) will be banned for no...

So this is going to be a monthly thing now? Last time he did this was in October, and not only did no one take the poll seriously, but it got threadlocked after 50 pages

So USPG2 thread got "interesting" today. Useful_Mistake had a complete meltdown while Welper has been taking a beating for his shit takes, half of them from justsomecicada who's been nailing it.

>great podcast >great guy This fucking noghead. His ego knows no bounds.

This is proof that Josh fails to think ahead when making/adding features for his site. Like, what... does he think his users AREN'T going to treat the chat like a Discord/IRC client where people just hibernate in it all fucking day? If he doesn't want users using threads for chatting, and if...

These people still think, to this very day, after everything that's happened to the site, that "joined date" arguments are valid. itsallsotiresome.jpg

Lets test this theory out then, shall we? >Think you’re more important than you really are or overestimate how much your actions matter to other people This has been true even before KiwiFarms. Back in the good-ol' 8ch days this fucker thought his code was super awesome and better... that is...

Community Feature. Its literally plastered on the front page of the site when you login. All he has to do is fucking click the link!! What the ever-loving fuck is wrong with this asshole!?!?!

At this point, I believe Josh purposefully picks the most difficult path just so he can have an excuse to bitch about something because bitching is the ONLY thing he seems to be good at.

How ironic.... a "DDoS" while Josh is "creating" something for the "bots" No other website has this many fucking issues, it's mind-blowing.

>pretty That's only according to people that can't see past the caked-on make-up she constantly does to her face. That's not even getting into her bolted-on tits that makes her look more plastic than Barbie. Bitch started out as bootleg Boxxy. That pretty much tells you all you needed to...

>Also, despite the "Agree to Disagree" rule & baitposting, people are still falling for it >This shit was so obviously bait and yet people still fell for it. Wow, it's almost like I was 100% correct the entire time 👇 Now you have MORE mods telling them the same shit. USPG2 has gone full retard...

I'm pretty sure this isn't a thing that happens. Any anti-indian discussion that goes on in KF, as far as I'm aware, has always been relegated to the political threads, unless a specific topic gets brought up that involves an indian (e.g. Internet and technology sub-forum, since a lot of...

Glad he finds basic functions on his site breaking "lol" worthy.

Goddam he is suck a blackpilling faggot. :Null"I'm terrible with computers, therefore IT is a shit job and nobody should go into it!" Brilliant logic

They are REALLY monitoring sweeping the shit out of the USPG2 thread, holy fuck.

You know, this is all starting to remind me of 8moe (i.e. Mark /v/'s 8ch replacement). They too once had a growth spurt after o.g. 8ch became 8kun because of how fucking god-awful it became, but then that place started to get too giddy with the ban-hammer as well... to the point where they had...

Does Josh have the access as a forum admin to see who is ongoing in DMs or is that stuff private to users only which is why they are getting away with it? I feel like that's a huge gamble after his latest DM freakout with the BP users.

Show me where exactly I said that in my post? Because all I did was show a screenshot of a thread he made that had Josh's note on it. Except that's not what I said at all. Do you know how many people make new posts regarding things that already have a post about it? This is most common in...

This is why I haven't browsed that thread in a while since it got created. How the fuck can you complain about Nintendo doing all these horrible things and in the same breath still support them by giving them money? I'm not sure if this could be considered an addiction, battered-wife syndrome...

To be fair, skykiii is an autists who goes rogue and makes these kinds of threads from time to time rather than keep his opinions in one of the (many) general threads. They offer nothing of value other than (i'm guessing) for his own amusement because even he claims KF is no fun. It got so...

No shit. When the usual detractors are gone, people can actually have a civil conversation about stuff. Guarantee you the current posters in that thread (not all of them but a handful of them) are probably the repellent that is preventing anyone else from taking part of it because why the fuck...

That's where I'm at. Besides, anytime I do, Johnny Bravo is immediately right up my ass with another deviant sticker even though my latest posts have nothing deviant related in them. That, and I'm pretty sure a bunch of people have me on ignore.

lololololololol Literally no one cares about other languages on KF except for a small few.

The lack of self-awareness from this fucker is astronomical. His streams have been bombing, his forum is at an all out civil war as he fans the flames for both sides while he sits on his fence pretending not to care, all the while going on PMS rampages against anyone that even dares try to have...

Betonhaus try not to backseat mod challenge: Impossible

Attachments weren't working this morning. This seems to be Josh's new "fix" for it.

KF users have been sucking him off on his profile ever since he got banned and came back, acting like what he did was some badass thing. I really don't get it.

Modern KiwiFarms in a nutshell:

Are people really THAT fucking lazy that they would rather have an AI spoonfeed them the info instead of taking 5 minutes out of their time to do some actual research? For christ sakes, Google AI shouldn't be your go-to for anything you type in the search bar. Even tech channels (GamersNexus)...

Whatever "researchers" KF actually has have been slacking. On more than one occasion (and especially recently) the users on that site have posted either outdated or flat-out incorrect information about a person/place/thing with little to no proof and everyone else just takes it as face value.

He's been a dying man for years, which is why it's practically a meme at this point. At first it was heartbreaking, but now it's like it wouldn't have mattered at all if he announced it because he's still doing what he's been doing even before the hospital visits and stent. I'll admit, I...

When do we get to the "GamerGate are pedos for liking adult big titty wizards" ark of KF whichhunts?

Because as much as he claims to be a "tech expert" he would rather have other people do it for him. It's why he has "professionals" handle his server because he's at the point where he''s just given up and will only handle the easy shit, and even then he fucks that up. Guarentee you he doesn't...

TSS - "Show us the list, faggot!" HJB - "HAHA, JUST KIDDING!!" So glad he's being called out. Odds of him browsing OF as well?

Normal People When Coming Back From A Ban: "huh, maybe I should lay low and not try to have unwanted attention drawn to me" hey Johnny Bravo When Coming Back From A Ban: >You all should be worshiping me. I deserve an award at the very least >how dare all of you laugh at me!!! >you celebrating...

I mean, he HAS to know it's his own fucking fault, right? He can't be THAT willfully ignorant, right? Josh is part of the "Total A&N Politisperg Victory" situation because he's constantly flaming the fans of it and adding more fuel to the fire. He's like that dude that tells his friends they...

Ah, didn't realize it was that big of a majority. Guess it's the minority that seems to be screeching the loudest. My bad.

>bunny dude I'm assuming you mean "the tired CAT"? If so, then yea, he's been acting really spergy lately, not just that thread, he had a spergout last month on the Goodbye Volcano High thread against 30+GameOvers and a couple other people

I've noticed there's sort of a friction regarding that opinion. Every-now-and-then places like USPG2 will go off topic regarding someone bringing up the bans and how they weren't called for, or how certain users should have stayed. In a way, the bans made the site even more divided because you...

Funny, doesn't Josh always talk about writing to congress people about specific things all the time? i guess it's O.K. when HE does it. Glad to see she got roasted for this.

>buying pokemon cards triggers a social anxiety i don't even

To further my point: yes, because THAT'S the appropriate topic to bring up in a dying man grieving news thread. And to a person that salivates at any opportunity to shit-talk the entire half of the forum. Nigger should fucking stay banned forever for being a gigantic fucking retard.

Ah yes, let the two biggest try-hards that constantly reply to bait posts just to farm updoots on the site free from the ban instead of other people that didn't deserve the ban in the first place. I really don't get the love for those two.

fix'd. Who the fuck (outside of his dicksuckers) would want to give money to a miserable fuck like him who would more than likely waste it on something not-important?

>/pol/ sucks says the guy that continues to spew /pol/ talking points in his site, half the time in places it doesn't belong (i.e. chat) >unless you want me to employ an entire army of jannies, you have to do your part Couple things... KiwiFarms is at the point where certain groups of users...

:Null "hey girl, I noticed you're into that knitting shit too, huh? Cool, cool, maybe you can come over to my discord so we can get to know each other better. Maybe show some selfies of yours... let's see where it takes us. By the way, did you know I'm also a doctor? I can totally check out...

>feature political thread >shitflinging ensues >SurprisedPikachuFace.jpg Josh is retarded example #483578684387

Is that the reason why the USPG2 thread is currently locked again for the 2837478236476th time? For fuck sakes, heaven forbid more than one thread talks about it.

:Null "you're trying to tell me that having literally thousands of spoilered images on your profile is a normal and ordinary feature of a web forum and that it's my fault you can't do that anymore" Aren't there lolcow threads with OP's that have spoiler tags all over the place so they are...

:Null"The installation was done by a professional" >professional Reminder that it was also a "professional" that told him to replace shit on his server. Who the fuck are these "professionals" and why does it seem like everytime they get involved the site runs worse? :Null"I bought another...

KF's Onion site shit the bed for a while. Josh "fixed" it, and now it loads worse than the clearnet link. Even switching circuits doesn't help.

He's got no one to blame but himself. A fuck-ton of problems would cure themselves if he just calmed the fuck down and stopped acting like a gigantic fucking sperg everywhere he goes.

Jesus christ what crawled up his ass and died? Although the featured stuff is one of the things thats heavily criticized on this site. If that criticism is leaking over to KF, then it's a much larger problem and something a lot of people, regardless of where the criticism is coming from, agree...

I'm convinced that Josh is such a miserable person that if he's not yelling at someone for something they did or didn't do, then he's not "happy" and can't have a good day. In other words, he's purposefully allowing DMs to continue because it gives him a reason to swing his ePenis around when...

>a guy I know uh-huh. And who exactly is this dude that you would drop everything on a dime and do EXACTLY what he told you when you've told everyone else to fuck off when they give you sound advice?

>industry professional The jokes just write themselves at this point.

So wait... He has a disdain for pajeets but at the same time he wants to also profit off of them? How the fuck would that work? :Null"yea you guys fucking suck, but how would you feel about helping my site grow?"

>tell your users to use a VPN/TOR >they do, but now your site dies because of it >rather than find out why, you get paranoid and think the "enemy" is harassing you idk whether or not that's funny or sad/pathetic So is he just eternally fucked forever because of how the site is structured or is...

Not so sure about that one chief. Dude flip-flops more than a fish out of water. If Trump isn't doing EXACTLY what josh wants he has no problem bashing the shit out of him in an instant.

So if I'm reading this correctly, multiple people can basically brick the site at the same time if they decided to have the website load a fuck-ton of images at the same time? Say, for example, if they all clicked the "smilies" icon in the reply box... given how many fucking smilies KF has as...

So in other words, he's doing it to himself, not even realizing (or caring) why it happens? That brings up another point though, doesn't he have outside help for his servers? Wouldn't they have found this exact problem and told him about it a long time ago? Unless his outside help is just as...

Because the people that support him are weak. They hear and see "admin" and they think "oh he's the dude that made everything so he would know better" or "oh shit, he has power over everything, better not step out of line". It''s why you have people to this very day take his advice on anything...

Motherfucker just did it AGAIN >might IDK if he's been doing this for a while but I'm starting to notice it. He's using Weasel Words, which aims at creating an impression that something specific and meaningful has been said, when in fact only a vague, ambiguous, or irrelevant claim has been...

>Don't @ me Dude, you aren't josh, and even if you were i'd still tell you to shut the fuck up. SWEEP UP YOUR LATE MISTAKES, JANNY!!!

>PROBABLY Yeah let's not do the smart thing like actual fact check or anything like that, let's just assume (make-up shit) because that kind of headline gets better clicks Not defending Destiny, but holy shit KF has sunken so fucking low from the autistic double-checkers it used to be.

Good job, fuck face

Translation: :Null "Glowniggers found something important on my site, so they are going to fuck it up to get the info they need"

USPG2 has moments where they will tone/conversation police about jews. It happens around the time where nothing of importance is happening and everyone is just having conversations about whatever they want. I know a bunch of users will loose their shit if you bring up jews in that thread now...

>20+ troons really? So at least one of them would have recorded the scenario on their phones and posted it online then, so we can easily confirm that this is true. Or is this another "shit that never happened" scenario?

Yo dawg, I heard you like socks, so I put your sock in your sock, so you can sock while you sock!

So wait, now we can't do whatever the hell we want on our own profiles? The one space that has nothing to do with the rest of the site? Jesus Christ this man is a miserable fuck.

Null sucks at picking friends then because his "ally" has no problem telling him to go fuck himself. Dude must have a humiliation fetish with all the times he's been ragged on by a fuck-ton of people on his site.

You know what? I think from now on, this is going to be the reason I go to whenever the site shits itself unless otherwise noted. It makes a hell of a lot more sense than whatever the fuck excuse Null decides to pull out of his ass. Now we know why it's green reddit, because it radiates the...

His timeline makes no sense either. According to him, the attack "renewed" at 9 AM EST, but he was able to get a hold of it a half hour later. I live on the east coast and was on KF those times, and the site was working (relatively) fine-ish. It didn't go down and having issues until AFTER...

The sheer irony of this jobless loser telling his entire forum to get a job.