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Are you Lidl Drip sir?

I don't think you could pay someone to be this autistic. I think he sucks the broom for the taste of it.

"Karen Farms" is so accurate.

This thread is becoming my favourite Onion patch, it looks as if the Lidl Larp is getting a dark.

The scariest thing about this conflict is how it has revealed how fucking batshit people on the left are. I'm seeing people who called their friends Nazis for not taking the vaccine screeching for the murder of Jews. It's trippy.

That's a pretty round about way to make turn someone racist, when I want to make someone racist I just introduce them to a Somali person, works every time.

Reading this thread makes me miss Lukas, Josh needs a proper foil, so he doesn't become all isolated and weird. LFJ doesn't work because he has a real job and can't get too dirty. Ivory Tower Josh is dull as dishwater, he was likeable during the Lukas arc.

Odessa isn't being bombed, maybe some random missiles are hitting depots on the outskirts of town, but people still holiday there and the hotels are all open.

Because he's telling them what they want to hear.

This post has led me to believe it's a Null sock, she's just as humourless as Null.

I don't think there's gonna be much consensual miscengenation at Lampadusa this Autumn.

lol, we all know white people are the master race, stop playin!

I spat out my coffee, this paragraph is fucking hilarious.

Is he an Onion or is this just the natural progression for people who look directly at Null?

Does he usually flip out like this? It doesn't seem normal. I hope he's getting laid for this.

He looks like someone who smells like milk.

It's a delicate balance between free speech, pay pigging and ego stroking... mood swings are an important factor too. Kiwifarms is like walking on the eggshells of retarded chickens.

Whoa, I assumed paypigs had free reign to do as they wished. Had it been a long time since you tipped him? I liked you as a poster, but Kiwifarms is in a weird place right now, so many users make it their lives.

So when I hear BRITISH people say BBC I hear "British Broadcasting Corporations", when Americans say it I hear Big Black Cocks...

was O.Farms down for everyone? I couldn't get in for a week.

w It sounds like someone forgot to feed dear leader his bitcoins. Oh well...

Polygon ran a puff piece about the ugliest tranny, Mr Cosmo Wright and this is the image they used to pull readers in. The main body of the articles had some photos that really showcase Cosmos best features.

I always loved Tila, I like her new Christian arc, it suits her well.

What does Bear Computer mean?

Did Gays in LA log off? That's too bad, I hope she realised that Onion Farts is just a person who uses some forum and that other people who use the forum appreciate her contributions.

I've been lurking this thread for a while, is this thing a tranny or just a British woman?

This shit has been going on for a few days and it really does feel like a Netflix miniseries, at first I took it seriously, but now on day five I am starting to get suspicious. I want to start off by saying that I don't give a shit about the grotesque little immigrant criminal who got iced by...

Someone told me Ukraine is winning again, is this true?

No you have to use Tor, it's the only way to save Freeze Peach!

You're just saying that because he fucks trannies.

AKAT - All Kiwis Are Trannies.

You can't be subversive AND sponsored by Raytheon, the pride march is a great example of how regular straight peoples are a slave to corporate messaging. Gays have always been biligerant and numerous, but the straights bringing they're kids to this shit because Burger King told them to are new.

I bet they're lining around the block to get into that stinkditch.

Did we find out if this was Muslims or not?

Yeah the gameplay was nice, but the visuals are horrendous, on a modern TV it just looks like a bunch of badly cropped Gifs floating around.

This reminds me of that cheap Seiken Densetsu 3 remake from a few years ago, only difference is that was a cheap remake of a beautiful game, the original mario rpg has aged like ass. Keep in mind I am a Eurofag so the first time I played it was on the WiiU, which wasn't the best SNES emulator.

The only reason these stunt queens got together for this little performance was to drum up support for a harder stance on Ukraine. I have a feeling shit is gonna kick up after this, especially since the Spring Offensive™️ never really happened. Europe is at it's weakest right now and the US is...

I've actually ever see her outside of a disheye, twitch screencap. She's pretty beautiful.

Is she secretly fat? I was wondering why she didn't dress like a slut.

Exactly, I hate that people try to pin one side on you when you criticize the others, ugly slavs should just be left to murder each other...

Jews truly are superior to Goyim in every way.

It's so disgusting, I used to like pride when it was this weird little makeshift event that sprouted up seemingly at random during the summer. It was weird, it pissed people off, what's there not to like? What it has become is turns my stomach, nobody wants to see your weird buttsecks flags.

Americans are no fun, she's just jolly!

Definitely not a fetish.

Well yes, and the ugly, slack jawed migrants currently being excreted by the AssHole of Europe were totally fine when their central Jew Government was allowing Nazis to "control" the Donbass, but when Russia retaliated, we get Slavic Pikachu face and the hand out for gibs.

Yeah, but those countries do not share a language or a culture with Russia, Ukraine was part of Russia, Kiev was the capital of Russia at one point. This is more of a misunderstanding between a husband and a wife than a war. And why do you care? Because the television told you to? Americans...

You keep talking about it like these are two completely different countries, these are not different countries in the sense that The US and China are different countries. It's more like the relationship between the nations in the British Isles. These are two countries that basically share a...

The first time I played Ice Climbers was on Pegasus. 🇵🇱

I never actually played Phantasy Star during the reign of the mastersystem, I remember the game shop near my house had a copy of it and it cost £80! People shouldn't sleep on the mastersystem port of Ys, the TG16 version renders it completely obsolete, but in the day it was pretty good with...

Were you saying something that feminists disliked? I remember posting something antifeminist in the Sideshows thread and I got negrated on that thing for months. Feminists are usually fat, lazy and retards, these women are definitely not above making a new account just to rage rate you...

I know two people that had reactions like this, one lived alone so she had to just stay in bed and try not to die for two days. She had 3 or 4 more jabs after that and she was fine.

I loved the Mastersystem, the games were all rubbish, but they were the games I had and there's something about the way she kicks out blues, purples and pastel colours... It never looked muddy and brown like the NES. Now sit back and let me explain why Golvellius is better than Zelda.

Funded by The Institute of Gross Trannies who want to Invade all Female Space.

My experience is the opposite of yours. before this war I had no opinion of Ukrainian people, now I see that they are the literal Asshole of Europe. Ukrainian people are ugly, stupid, lazy and entitled, a shockingly high proportion of them are riddled with AIDS and every experience I have had...

"Ukrainian" people no longer have a country, Eight million people have left within a year and those left with be crushed by the cost of repaying all of their allies as their neighbourhoods are filled with blacks and arabs. You should really read about NATO intervention in Haiti and Lybia, this...

James Lindsay just made a really interesting podcast about ESG scores and managed to tie it in to Dylan Mulvany of all people. He implies they are trying to George Floyd poor Dilly.

What a bunch of white collar garbagepeople. I wouldn't even mind these freaks if they weren't clearly planning on medicalising fair "Alexis", who is a fucking UNIT by the way. Look at them hooves.

Yeah, in my country the most ridiculous black and arab people are being appointed to high positions everywhere. I'm from a shithole, so the white people here are pretty useless, but the minority populations they fostered are beyond retarded. It must suck to be British, your formerly successful...

Oh please, they'd still be the same country if it weren't for the Turks. This isn't the US traveling thousands of miles to just fuck shit up, this conflict has existed longer than the United States itself, it's more like a spat between husband and wife.

Nah it's fake, i live in a town with probably over a thousand Ukrainian refugees, we changed the laws so they could work and the lads are still all sitting in hotels collect. The Ukrainians were never doing to win a war against Russia, Russians went to space, Ukrainians can't even be asked to...

I don't hate him, I just find him cringe. He uses the website like a twitter account, he posts the most basic trash on EVERY thread, I get such second hand embarrassment from his "contributions".

Remember when the internet was mostly made up of Simpsons incest porn? All I wanted were SNES ROMS and I get a static banner of Homer boning Lisa. Chrono Trigger was worth it though.

I just love that this coke-bloated jew is the Good Guy.

This war is fake and gay, the whole thing is just a massive money laundering scam. There will be no nukes, the rich will get richer and the poor will get poorer. Although Zelenski is getting hungry to feed young American men into his fleischwolf.

Bin the fucking pride Onion!

Of all the people I would put on suicide watch after the Fall of the Farms, Kevin Gibes would make the top of my list. I really felt that Kevin cherished his relationship with the farms and in a way played up his persona in order to tease the farmers who were pretty obsessed with him. His...

She has a really relaxing speaking voice, internet women are usually so shrill.

Lolcows have no power, trans have the entire political establishment behind them.

I like reading you guys bitching about Mati more than actually listening to Mati.

Cocaine also makes people thin.

I was too young and vivacious.

Erin should have sorted out that grill before fucking with the his piping.

Janny me harder Daddy.

This girl is beautiful. All of the young women in my town are obese and have ridiculous backyard filler in their lips and cheeks. Homegirl looks healthy and natural... the pose is a bit bizarre, but that's just how people do on TikTok right?

I just pulled the page up there and it was running fine.

The issue here is that she was thinking about a Christian God, rookie mistake.

On the edge of my seat for the Tranny Foil Reveal!

Not necessarily, Eastern Yoyopeans under the age of 30 tend to speak English good, especially those who are plugged in to social media. They still wouldn't see a bumbling monologuist as their equal, you'd be more of a helpless, furry animal with the ability to shit money.

It's always sad when women wear tranny makeup, I'm sure she looks super biological without the drag warpaint, but this shit made me pause.