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Story goes that in early days of Valhalla, a craftsman appeared and said he could build a wall around Valhalla in 3 seasons, and the price he would be paid would be the Goddess, Freyja's hand in marriage as well as the God Mani and the Goddess Sol. Long story short, the Gods thought this was...

It's not new. It's in his KF thread posted October 10th, 2021. Blaine has no marriage records that I'm aware of.

Of course you can't really take Blaine's word on anything; he's a pathological liar and manipulator. However. "Lynze Azure Dawn Ross" (the one who "killed my baby") is the person with her arm around Blaine in this picture Although, if you choose to believe Blaine, it adds a whole new...

hahahaha, you don't know the supposed half of it.

@Sourpuss Like this Where would I be if I couldn't laugh at Blaine seeking anonymous validation on the one of the last two sites he hasn't been laughed off of. Some nostalgic Blaine content, a year old but still relevant as ever

As far as I know he lives in Illinois right now; the warrant is in Mankato Minnesota. I highly doubt they're going to pay for the extradition Plus. If he's in jail. I can't laugh at his antics.

The warrant was issued in January of 2021

What's the least vanilla thing?

Sit back and laugh as he throws an impotent temper tantrum.

Blaine escapes his tard cage Blaine is escorted back to his tard cage Blaine shakes the bars of his tard cage https://www.lolcow.org/threads/efm.2628/ It's an impressive feat being so insufferable that the brown brick boys put you into containment.

This track slaps.

Fitting given Loki turned himself into a mare and had sex with a horse. Is that why?

Great movie btw.

Nah. he's announced he's leaving multiple times. He clearly has impulse control issues and I'm helping him stay true to his word.

lel probably. I saw a post on LCF that got deleted but I screencapped it because even I wasn't aware of this when I did Blaine's thread back in September lol Apparently this is a relative of his named Lynze Azure Dawn Ross, and she looks conspicuously like what Blaine wishes he looked like...

Probably true. Blaine's warrant is for "Failure to Appear" Which, in the state his warrant is active in carries a mandatory year+a day sentence. Contrary to what he said in this thread, you can't just "pay your fine and go home" Regardless, the warrant is active lmao. Tinfoiling here...

Which God is your body a temple to?

I'm asking because you came here and posted some aloggy insult and it looks like you scared Rachel away. Seems to beg the question as to whether or not you even see Rachel as a cow; because if you did, one would think making that cow as comfortable in being themselves as possible so that...

Why are you so grumpy.

orifices as in plural? wow

I'd be a big fan of an out of context "I might just have vaginismus." random.txt

Interesting. Which ones are too big and how did they become too big?

So you've bought a few dildos then? :thinking: any fancy ones?

You're very knowledgeable about these things; where did you learn all this dildo lore?

Very informative. What other dildos materials do you know about?

Name them here lol.

**Touched by bigfoot noises** Also splish sploosh

>virulent misogynist >Some fat foid's opinion lel

I'm not sure if I'm supposed to take this as a compliment or not, but I'm flattered regardless.

Gamercat is my sock.

:thinking: Blaine is obviously a 1337techpriest with the hacking skills of Gummo if he can just crack passwords like that. I wonder who the true and honest Filipinos were :thinking:

From March; former Tranch-hand/co-founder "Bonnie" declares that the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is flat fucking broke lmao, suddenly Jerrod's eBegging for a "work truck" makes a lot more sense. They have 9 whole dollars to feed at least 100 alpacas.

wow Nohull's poor pp

He died the way he lived, following his dreams.

Starting off with a bit of old-ish news, but when I read this paragraph I knew this chick was gold. Yet another celebrity participating the (((latest trend))) of having baby foreskin rubbed all over your face, except Cate didn't even know what it was and thought it smelled like cum so...

Lookin' good Ken

They're doing it to everyone. I got banned after trying to repost the thread you posted on Spooky never went back because that's fucking gay. Saw a Nohull larper too.

I'd say your posts are definitely worthy of the random.txt Case and point; you got us Blaine. We admit defeat. Spooky and I have been operating for the last 3 years under the radar, if that damn wildcat hadn't tossed his spaghetti so hard, we'd have gotten away with it too. Who are you...

@Regina Did you know you helped cover up the FUCKIN' IDEA GUYS?! "Fuck you Regina. Go fuck yourself you fat tub of lard" "Mike sperged about Hyperneptunia all the time, he was in stream with the idea guys and chris at the same time in Left4Dead. This is that missing account, due to the...

"I know a bit about Mike being in the idea guys so I hope there is a thread made on him. " "Kiwifarms best internet detectives my ass. That should be more than enough to prove it besides me digging up his own admissions." You caught me, I'm the lost chinaman. "volkswachter is bad german for...

Alpaca fleece is worth as much as $10/pound and each Alpaca can yield between 5-10 pounds of wool per year. However, rovings can sell for as much as $50-$75/pound and yarns can sell for as much as $150/pound. Keep in mind that one pound of raw fleece can make as much as 10 miles of yarn; and 1...

The self-titled Head of Permaculture for the Unicorn Ranch; Jarrod is the man most responsible for the Alpaca Genocide that is permanently ongoing on the Tranch Will expand this thread and others further in the next few weeks. https://twitter.com/josiebean42

Bright dyed hair and SSRIs. Kevin "TransSalamander" Gibbs is the proud owner of the AmHole which he swears has not ruined his life despite the irony of reaching the peak of his fetishistic lifestyle being the sole cause of his inability to enjoy this fetishistic lifestyle. Kevin will most...

Penny Logue is the founder of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch Will Fill up this OP and others over the next few weeks. https://twitter.com/SteampunkPenny

Are these the people who disowned you?

Necrophilia lmao

Some cunt's starchy vagina.

The Backstory A great deal of Blaine's backstory originates in inaccessible, obtuse, and confusing metadrama that is, as the kids say "if you know you know" and his posting is so prolific that it's very hard to condense down into just the interesting bits. He has an outstanding warrant which he...

You can ride a dolphin through the ocean.

@Sourpuss Do you want to ask @Punished Yeshull about the thread he wrote on lolcow.org?

@Sourpuss I bet if you started naming cowish weirdos in your RP communities people would start ignoring you tbh.

Full Name: Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin (Age: 28) Address: 57 W. Summit Drive, Emerald Hills California (ZIP: 94062-3340) Father: Stephen Charles Minkin (Age: 71) Address: 57 W. Summit Drive, Emerald Hills California Phone Number: (650) 619 0365 [Registered to Diana F Leeds] Mother: Diana F...

Finally. A proper OP. What aren't men better than women at? It's a shame no one saved the dildo collections, including the baby skull/fist combo. @Sourpuss what is the appeal to a dildo like this if you don't mind me asking. I want to believe it's meant to punch the cervix while the baby's...

@Gamercat bb u gay 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Recreating this thread here because I foresee potential lulz coming from James' reaction to Matt Walsh's new documentary. Prepare for gender trouble, and make it double To inflict the world with devastation! To groom all kids within our nation! To denounce the evils of the natural world To...

@Punished Yeshull 's explanation for what happened to the servers was enlightening.

server is recognizing the request but not authenticating it.

wait a minute,.. they don't even farm kiwis. 0/10 would not use.

ohhh no. Where will I post my brown bricks now!?

Josh attempts fun.

Being so ugly it's a point of curiosity lel.

Made a Chris-Chan.

"So what was a middle-aged woman doing roleplaying anime sex with an autistic preteen exactly" - Anonymous

They eat literal shit

https://lolcow.farm/g/res/154272.html#q155377 https://lolcow.farm/g/res/154272.html#q155366 https://lolcow.farm/g/res/154272.html#q171942 https://lolcow.farm/g/res/154272.html#171942

I'm really curious which minors I've doxed. Can you link me to a thread I've made that features a minor?

https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock This is the best username searcher I've ever used and pulls up better/more results than any of the websites I've used. Getting it to work if you've never used git might be annoying

Post funny screencaps and copypastas from lolcow.farm https://lolcow.farm/g/res/154272.html

Imagine caring about what women think lmao. Also, fuck it; I'm going to make the "Look at that Catwoman Faggot" thread so we can stop shitting up random.txt