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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 LurkingLemur

    Damn he would’ve been based if it weren’t for the real ass dog penis. I’m also not a fan of the grave dancing. I think you’re based, Boobie Bomb
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Kiwi Tropes

    It’s simple If it’s normal, you wouldn’t be saying it on an anonymous forum, you’d attach it to your name and say it with your whole chest. The opinions of mine I feel are normal, I say it with my whole chest irl. These people have to “mask”, they’re silently admitting they’re not normal.
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Kiwi Tropes

    The logic is Transgender killing themself = Transgender evil so death good Right wing politician dying = Right good so death bad And they think this is common sense, it literally isn’t cause it’s hypocritical kindergarten thinking. Ignoring the fact that their opponents that they call “ghouls”...
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    Favorite obscure game?

    Hellooooo once again. How’s your day? Mine is meh as usual. Anyway, I was sitting here once again staring at the wall, until I remembered this one game I loved as a kid, Elsword Never met anyone in real life who liked the game, or anyone in the online space who liked the game, I’ve just never...
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    Mylar is a good person. There's nothing wrong with him.

    By the way, if anyone is giving you shit @MylarBalloon123 then tell me. I obviously can’t do any mod action over it but I would like to make your experience better by having a nice conversation with you :)
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Toji Suzuhara

    I think Bluespike is a good comparison, yeah. Basically my stance, I don’t care what Bear Hammer does in his private life and with his own money he’s earned, it’s none of my business and it’s not my place to judge. Though Toji happily made his escapades my business, and I think they’re gay...
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Toji Suzuhara

    I think you just really want Toji to be a woman, and I know damn well why you do
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Toji Suzuhara

    If you wanna approach it from the angle of mocking Toji and sharty users for wasting their time having gay e-sex and genuinely thinking they’d come out with Bear Hammer being the lolcow, then I’d say NOW we’re talking.
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Toji Suzuhara

    Definitely crazy, though like I said in the thread, “leaking” conversations is never funny to me.
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Toji Suzuhara

    Not really imo, it sounds like an adult doing a shitty impression of a child rather than a child. Also didn’t Bear Hammer make this thread, I thought he hated Toji. He LITERALLY slept with the enemy, that’s crazy. I agree though that Toji is also gay as fuck, no straight man does ERP with...
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Toji Suzuhara

    I stand corrected, I read the first sentence and audibly went “What.”
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    Mylar is a good person. There's nothing wrong with him.

    Get this man under control, he’s goin too far now I’ll look, though I may not be too amused considering the fact that I’ve already forgotten who Toji is.
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    Mylar is a good person. There's nothing wrong with him.

    Ishtar’s thread ban has been lifted due to hotness
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    Mylar is a good person. There's nothing wrong with him.

    I am curious to see Ishtar’s defense, the only non legal one she’s made is “My boyfriends older than me”. We don’t know how much older and when they met though.
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    Mylar is a good person. There's nothing wrong with him.

    When you put it like THAT I actually agree, I could either see someone pretending to be Ruben to piss Alex off or maybe Ruben fucking with Alex for an easy video that his fans will immediately uncritically eat up. It would be very easy, I mean, Alex does not understand the concept of block and...
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    Mylar is a good person. There's nothing wrong with him.

    I personally can’t see it, with the lawsuit I doubt he has time to waste on some internet rando sperging about him on a forum with 10 active members, no hate to the site of course. I mean, I only ever felt comfortable criticizing Ruben here because of how niche the site is and how him nor his...
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    Mylar is a good person. There's nothing wrong with him.

    I do agree there isn’t anything wrong with Mylar, at least in terms of morality. He’s just weird and mono-hobbied, though there’s nothing inherently wrong with that. You defending him however isn’t very good optics. Afaik, Alex has never actually tried to violate a child, has he? I’m not...
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    Opinions on porn?

    I didn’t know this thread was still used, but that’s great.
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Kiwi Tropes

    Too opinionated and too long. I was assuming we all had to write our definitions in the same style as Nobody where it’s mostly observation rather than feeling. Contrarionism Kiwis (Much like many of the people they deride ironically) are often very contrarian, doing things purely based on...
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Kiwi Tropes

    I’ll add, there’s also nothing wrong with just being a fan and having spent money on a DBZ shirt It’s good to be passionate about things, I’d even argue it’s good to collect things as long as they don’t make a massive dip in your bank account Green Reddit Despite Kiwi’s hatred of the...
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    United States Charlie Kirk Assassinatiom

    Y'know I saw your icon and I was not expecting this take
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    United States Charlie Kirk Assassinatiom

    Please make this a random.txt
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    United States Charlie Kirk Assassinatiom

    I’m not talking about gang spats, I mean the textbook “antisocial kid who dosent talk to anyone and “snaps” one day”. If we want to bring gangs in, obviously it’s mostly going to be black people. But I feel like both me and Sam were thinking of shit like Columbine.
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    United States Charlie Kirk Assassinatiom

    My response is very much going to vary depending on who’s supposed to be who here Ya, no, I’m glad it’s not just me. I feel like every school shooter I see is some white dude who lives in a trailer park and skins squirrels for fun. I can only think of two trans shooters in recent years.
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    United States Charlie Kirk Assassinatiom

    So like Only transgenders can’t have guns or…? How do you even Qualify who counts
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    United States Charlie Kirk Assassinatiom

    Wow, it’s like night and day on here and KF Everyone loves him on KF Everyone hates him here
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    United States Charlie Kirk Assassinatiom

    Kiwifarms is claiming he’s the new MLK, any dissent means you’re “making his legacy die” and “surrendering to niggers”. Thoughts?
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    United States Charlie Kirk Assassinatiom

    What’s annoying me is that Kirk was not moderate. Don’t get me wrong, that dosent mean killing him is ok. It isn’t. But he was not a moderate. He supported segregation and believed children should watch executions live. Again, that does not mean it was ok to kill him and I mourn him like...
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    United States Charlie Kirk Assassinatiom

    To get back on topic, I didn’t know who Kirk was until today. Was on the way home from classes and the radio was talking about the stuff he’s done, he sounded like a great guy. I can’t wrap my head around why he would be a target other than the fact that he was influential. But he was most...
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    United States Charlie Kirk Assassinatiom

    @Dr. Nate PLEASE elaborate
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    United States Charlie Kirk Assassinatiom

    Well, guess it’s time to sit back and see the reaction.
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    United States Charlie Kirk Assassinatiom

    Ya honestly, even if you mean well, with the political climate nowadays, people are gonna interpret it as death celebrating. Which I can’t blame them.
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    United States Charlie Kirk Assassinatiom

    That is a fair point. Even I jokingly thought “They killed the cringe, who will they come for next?”. But like. The difference is uh. I think murder is bad.
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    United States Charlie Kirk Assassinatiom

    I’m seeing that too. He was just cringe, why have we all turned so sociopathic?
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    United States Charlie Kirk Assassinatiom

    I almost want this to go viral. Not calling for personal army at all, just letting out some thoughts. Leftists will cheer this on, but I feel like that’s because they’re all autistic Ultrakill fans who are just imagining this assassination was just his head exploding with strawberry jam blood...
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    United States Charlie Kirk Assassinatiom

    All I could gather is he had some cringe debates, I don’t think that deserves being shot like that. Sweet glory.
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    I like being nice

    Probably the most narcissistic blog I’ve ever made, but being nice feels damn good, man. It’s a total ego jerk off for me but it just feels good knowing I did a good thing, that I brightened someone’s day. Was at college and due to some retarded screw up, apparently class was cancelled. So I’m...
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    Do you want to have kids?

    I agree but believe it’s rather “there’s very little good people in this world”. To the point where it can justify avoiding the average person, but if you meet someone where things genuinely click, how can you be sure it’s not meant to be?
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    I think we need more edgy autists

    Oh, you’re the guy who definitely does not like BFDI yet based his entire online presence on a BFDI character!
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    Is KF fucking up the internet?

    “HE LIKES LITTLE BOY CIRCUMCISION”
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    Do you want to have kids?

    I’m more concerned about the “having zero friends” thing, how do you go that long without making a single connection?
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    Do you want to have kids?

    That’s not the flex you think it is.
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    I think we need more edgy autists

    I called you a "NIGGA".
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    Is KF fucking up the internet?

    I can unironically see a KF’er screen capping this to call you a pedo for talking about circumcision
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    Is KF fucking up the internet?

    My goat… noooo… Can you link the thread? :( “He likes anime AND has cock degloving videos… Of CHILDREN I BET”
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    Is KF fucking up the internet?

    Ken being a party pooper once again But fr I need on that blockland thing, the funny watermelon guy can’t be washed, say it ain’t so!
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    Is Ishtar A Pedophile?

    I need to see his response cause this is checkmate
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    Is KF fucking up the internet?

    “Y’see Swanson is a pedophile because uhh because he’s a Muslim, he dosent like bacon. And yknow some children ALSO don’t like bacon so he’s using that to GROOM THEM. And uh, Jacks a pedophile cause- cause- LOOK AT THAT PORN HE POSTED it kinda looks like the girl in it is 18 and 18 IS BASICALLY...
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    Is KF fucking up the internet?

    I’m not a Chinese mommy dommy so I don’t think you’d have much fun I’m sure Gore San just actually has a stash of that shit though otherwise I have no clue where he’s getting it, you get that from years of accumulation. I’ll be honest, you had me fooled. I was reading the conversation like...
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    Is KF fucking up the internet?

    That’s how you should take Home too, I mean, I’m pretty sure we all play characters here and it’s pretty cool. Does anyone really think I have that much vitriol for Ruben Sim? Does anyone really think at 20 yrs old I’m this entrenched in Kiwi culture? Does anyone really think I’ve watched a...
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    Is KF fucking up the internet?

    Ohh, my mistake. I’m still piecing together the Jack lore, kek. I just remember you mentioned having PTSD and being deployed after 9/11 and I put two and two together.
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    Is KF fucking up the internet?

    When you said you were a Muslim I knew it was curtains, after being deployed after 911 Jack kinda hates all Muslims. Something about PTSD iirc. I mean it IS called OnionFarms so of course it’s going to be similar in ways, like KF it has the rule that everyone’s allowed but unlike KF it actually...
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    Is KF fucking up the internet?

    The woke muslim! What would you say is the biggest culprit? I would guess the sharty since they don’t have the “no harassment” rule except that they’re very niche, most people don’t know they exist
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    Is KF fucking up the internet?

    what Oh man. 🍿 The resulting fight is gonna be good I still think the Santa thing is worse. Just the way he was talking combined with the fact that I didn’t expect him to go full on nude
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    I hate western dieters

    That was a thing, but now even that’s evil and off limits. You have to just eat kale and boiled chicken now, all natural :shronk:
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    I hate western dieters

    Mm mm MM mm MM. On the topic, I could totally imagine these being some diet tard’s roundabout “cheat meal”. “Burger King? More like slop king! I prefer sliced heart in burgundy sauce”
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    I hate western dieters

    Finally, dinner plans. Thank you.
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    I hate western dieters

    That’s so fucking sad, just buy Pizza Hut kek Fad diets are a bit more whatever to me, I mean, it’s only hurting themselves. I only care when they try to force it onto others or shame others for not following it, miserable cunts B-B-But you didn’t do it the right way! Yoohoos are processed...
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    I hate western dieters

    You can also get blended grass shipped to you for 399 a month, pretty sweet deal I’d say, a YouTuber advertised it to me whilst saying it’s cheaper than a 5 dollar meal deal at Wendy’s
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    I hate western dieters

    I always feel a bit guilty posting here cause I feel like I’ve filled up the page, I just really like this site and often want to post. Do tell me if I’m doing it too mucb Anyways, fuck western dieters, privileged shit wipes. “If you have half of a donut, feel free throwing the rest away! You...
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    Opinions on porn?

    I mean I have watched Josh be flamed for supporting Andy Warski, that’s about as satisfying
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    Opinions on porn?

    Lmao, jokes aside I’m a woman. Born a woman, still a woman. As you can imagine I don’t know what it’s like to penetrate a shaved vagina Hentai lied to me, what the fuck?
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    Opinions on porn?

    I think the appeal for OF was seeing nudes if someone specific, someone you’ve always wanted to see, even if it’s for a price. I mean it’s really fucking stupid though cause if it never existed then women would’ve just become pornstars where you can see their nudes for free
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    Opinions on porn?

    I’m not really getting any vagina, as you may have guessed. But if you mean what I prefer for me, definitely. Pubes are one of the most uncomfortable feelings, next to putting on deodorant and hearing that “Krrrch-! Krrrch-!” Sound you get cause you haven’t shaved your pits. I can appreciate...
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    Opinions on porn?

    Uncircumcised dicks always looked, eh to me. Not disgusting just non-sexual if that makes sense. Like it’s just what a guy pees out of until it’s… idk, unsheathed? I don’t know how this shit works. I have to disagree with you on the vagina comment, whenever I’m in locker rooms and the girl next...
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    Opinions on porn?

    This is just funny to me, how passionate you are about this that is. Last time I looked at porn (Which was when I was like 14) all I saw was circumcised penises and for some reason groomed(?) vaginas. Like not even “bushes” just straight up maintained pubes.
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    Opinions on porn?

    You and this fucking foreskin phenomena
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    Opinions on porn?

    I will say, you have sides mixed up. Most people who are “NEVER GOON” are also right. So much so that Turkey Tom is still made fun of by his fans for calling Ava by “she/her” pronouns. I’ve only really seen people call others “gooners” if they’d also call someone a “tranny”. Turkey Tom really is...
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    Opinions on porn?

    I think my main issue with the anti porn movement nowadays is what it’s based on. I would be satisfied if it was based on religion or something substantial but it’s based on fucking middle school playground culture of “Porn is lame! Gym is cool!”. I’ve noticed this with many internet movements...
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    Opinions on porn?

    To be fair I don’t think it’s a porn or women thing, I think it’s just culture period Things like Roblox and Labubu have become more normal amongst adults. For good reason, “adult stuff” like drinking beer and barbecuing and getting your nails done fucking sucks and is the lamest shit ever. But...
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    Is KF fucking up the internet?

    That’s an arguement I could see, until you see just how much of the internet is built off of KiwiFarms. The issue is nowadays people either refuse to credit them or heard it from someone who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a KiwiFarms user. Most if not all you know about...
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    Opinions on porn?

    Bro what the fuck are you even talking about
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    Opinions on porn?

    Thank you, I just have no clue what else to say lmao
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    Opinions on porn?

    I think that’s probably it, yeah. Too many people were too public which turned everyone off by it. I don’t think anyone would take issue with getting off to balloons or inflation if people didn’t shove it in eachother’s faces
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    Opinions on porn?

    We— We— We get it
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    Is Ishtar A Pedophile?

    Are you guys SURE You don’t hate women
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    Why tf did a guy ask me about my opinion on Mylar balloons

    Ahh, I see I see. Also nice to talk to THE OnionNull himself!
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