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Gut was goofy-looking as hell but apparently whatever he's left behind in the form of data seems to be Normie. Inb4 secret screed is uncovered lel

Skinny dipping, while fun, should be reserved for nude beaches instead of public pools. Also not done around children. 😬

This kinda thing irritates me, mostly because age -related cognitive decline comes for everyone in some form. Then there's this nigga acting like he's not within a few years' time of that, or that he's not already standing/waddling around like he's wearing adult diapers himself. Also inb4 the...

Shorty got it all. Holy shit that man is rich asf, wonder if that drastically improved his dating pool or if women still shy away because he's the size of a toddler.

He's a political prisoner, but he vowed to imprison one of his other rivals if elected president. Lol, lmao even. :story:

If this cycle is indeed going to be crazy as shit with convicted criminals, brain worms, and dementia patients... We might as well pray for Theodore Roosevelt to rise, wheezing from his grave, in order to kick everyone's collective ass over the state of the United States and the national parks...

Inb4 Popobawa migrates West.

It's okay, trumpbros, they don't have handcuffs that will stay on his pale little baby mitts.

Catholic guilt is a thing tho.

What religion does to a nigga's sexlife, tbh.

Ah Mormons, they're just as fucked, but the ones I knew were normal people. So, the most I'll give them is some gentle ribbing about their prophet being the town drunk. And the special underwear.

I still have major beef, but I won't discuss my power level too much. However, I will say some of the nastiest and most perverted peeps I've ever met were small-town Christians. Baptists, particularly.🤢

It's almost as if being a religious leader in a position of power attracts nonces and other degens... Kinda disappointed it was the Himalayan Salt monks' leader this time, tho.

Nigga could troubleshoot that by just eating the basic ham, like God intended.

Null is just ass blasted even the gays can get laid, and subpar men are mad no one wants to carry them (or their defective offspring.) And here I was "being overreactive" for predicting that there would be rise in newborns found abandoned in dumpsters or the woods like unwanted puppies and...

That kinda shows there might be some hope yet? :optimistic:

I started wondering this when the rape jokes got more detailed than the usual copypasta shitposting. The moment they lost clear net, they went mask off.

Goddamn that's a lot of peepee tips. 😐

That's what the priests are for. :trollface:

Your murder pizza might need a young priest and an old priest, that's not how murder pizzas look at all. 😱