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edit: this was vex that said this

The thread won’t be done until january at the earliest. I’m not spending Christmas writing an essay on a 60 year old autistic man from Rhode Island.

“I was in his comic for a while. He had a character that was called "Campthorn" or something like that. His description was he's "a bully who unfairly bans people from Internet forums."” - Champthon

He is seriously mentally ill if he thinks that Null has secret plans to destroy his fourm in place.

If you don’t like me ban me. Not everything has to be a about shitty little revenge plots. Null basically lives rent free in your head and this fourm is either a bizarre way at getting back at him by “stealing all his users” or an attempt at e-fame considering you had a whole fourm for your...

You are mentally ill. Please get help.

Shit takes time. I need to sift through a 600 page kiwi thread for archives of his countless failed projects and user descriptions of dealing with him (namely champthon), His old fourm accounts, figure out how to format it all.

This is the exact kind of shit that makes you deserve a thread.

Kenneth Erwin Englehardt is someone who has been filling the internet with bizarre nonsense for decades. I’m not discriminating just because he happens to own this fourm. I am working on a thread. This is not a gay vendetta, if you look at my old KF account you will see i’ve had a interest in...

"I haven't been checking my email until recently, and I just want to say that your behavior has irritated me for the last time. First I'll start off with saying that I'm glad you didn't win the contest because I have no interest in going on a trip alone with someone who can't keep his hands off...

Jack Scalfani - Choked his own son to near death, Supporters a hypothetical genocide of the Palestinian people, Fat Christian Weston Chandler - Sexually Harassed a woman to the point she had to sever all contacts with him with him in turn pursuing a vendetta against her for perceived wrongs to...

Ironic.

@{o}P makes valid criticisms against @OnionNull who in turn runs away.

Adding a festive twist to your crippling alcohol addiction? Edit: Touched a nerve there.

The problem is they always make it their life and become WAY to hands on.

Why can’t lolcow site admins just be fucking normal?

Some lolcows are impossible not to despise if you follow them long enough.

lolcows literally deserve to rounded up and put in camps to be given a “shower”

Him not allowing a thread on himself is pretty suspect and he’s proven himself to be a massive attention seeker in the past. He is also obsessed with befriending other lolcows for reasons that are beyond me and has hundreds of failed projects before this one, i think this is like the eighth...

Null will not sink as low as Null i think.

That thread is hilarious to read. I love threads where the posters have such disdain for the subject.

Very Based. Sock accounts annoy jannies to no end.

Ate llamas (not an animal abuser jus don’t feed em) Simple As.

Sneed was like 2017 right? i can’t even remember

Based if True

Where was this?

SIKE!!!!!!! You just got {o}Peed

>not using Windows Me ISHYGDDT

If that was my desktop i would be seriously embarrassed.

Also everything he posts will be boring and all his merge shit will attract is retarded tranny handmaidens

Unless he goves me a beat by beat of bob’s funeral he can fuck off.

>If we can convince CWC to join Please god no..... he wants nothing to do with any fourm unless he gets something which immediately takes all fun out of it. All it will be is a bunch of autistic retards asking chris about their favourite video game

Anyone that interacts with Chris immediately gets on my shitlist NO EXCEPTIONS.

Waterman was never officially halal’d i don’t think, but he was mocked to the point of never being able to return without being laughed out the room with every post he makes. CWCKI lists him as a computer programmer which explains his knowledge of templeOS.

It’s probably Waterman like sneasel suggested. That’s worse in a way.

The question is still up for who this mystery sperg is. Waterman? Lagonnablue? Sonic Totem? Islamic Content?

What fucking shithole “country” do you live in where the infustructure is so poor it’s impossible to listen to music over the internet. That’s like dial up level shit.

No you fucking retard. You fucking stupid retard nigger. You are the stupidest fucking retard nigger that has ever lived lol someone can’t afford premium.

Joyless freetard

@SIGSEGV = Based @Vex = Cringe (Where is the Josh thread?) That is all.

Imagine being a freefag lol

This is literally the highlight of my year. IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

That is all.

I PAID A SEX WORKER 10O0$ TO GIVE ME A RIMJOB

>Not exclusively eating from mrbeast burger ISHYGDDT

I am very sorry for being a prick on this site and find the incident very embarrassing. I hope @SIGSEGV can forgive me.

Lier

more like if.

Go and click on your unread notifications to make it go away faggot.

Was Connor Bible an atheist? he’s definitely had an account on one iteration of onionfarms, apparently the site had molly ringwald fourm at one point.

He was apparently halal’d on kiwi and he is the only one who ticks all the boxes to @cybertron ‘s identity All he had to do was not be a professional victim for two fucking seconds and not mentioned being halal’d and i would have never figured this out.

It only happens if you have unread notifications. It’s actually very handy.

Connor Seething lol.

For example say the fourm is slow, can i call @OnionNull a “fat fucking retard” or if he says something i disagree with can i tell him to “choke on a boiled burger you old bastard”?

I think it would build up character. I’m going to print fliers with a link to his thread and post them outside his school. My son once wet the bed on christmas eve because he was scared of santa. I once caught my som trying to drown himself in the toilet because i blamed him for his mothers...

My hobby is eating dog shit off of the ground.

Call this "swimming against the tide" but I have a few questions about the Idea Guys that I can't figure out. This has been sitting on my head for a very long time. Here is the post for reference: Why do you care about what happens to someone you don’t even know (and who as gone on record to...

This is what the kids refer to as “based and redpilled”

@Justin Buttz getting {o}Peed

tldr This guy also has a fart blog.

No one asked.

Does Mcafee protect you from cyberbullying and other computer nasties?

Antivirus is a scam made to trick people who cannot into computers into paying money for something more irritating and harmful to your computer than an actual virus

Thank You.

A person online has offered to be my boyfreind if i pay 200£ for a “femboy” sex worker to do a massive shit on a plate as a commission Should i take him up on this offer?????? Youtube comments by retarded people

go to 9:45 in this video for my response.

How do i do that?... i want the blue and white one.

Is this real????? how did they train the cat to do this?

Remove this it makes the fourm hard to read wtf is wrong with you @SIGSEGV

Also can default zenforo theme be an option? I just want something simple without all the fancy colours.

I’m sorry but Null was kind enough to give you the time of day with that autistic bullshit. If i got an email like that i would immediately block the person and ignore any further emails.

>remove my thread why did you care?

The revenge shit in this thread is really gay and autistic.

Saved from the original post before he edited it. Bold added by me.

REST IN PEACE MAGGIE!