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I also pay $100 to your mom every time I have sex with her

This is literally him

I mean for a site that positions itself as the off grid alternative to Kiwi Farms, populated mostly by banned users, lurkers, and people also obsessed with OPSEC, we might as well make an onion site. A .onion mirror would make practical sense, it offers protection against takedowns, better...

No, Ken said the name came from drama being "like an onion, with layers."

So which user is most likely going to pick up the mantle as Josh's personal attack dog? My guess is probably welperhelper

Alex deleted this post

It actually looks good now so that's cool

> implying AI is not going to replace programmers in two years NGMI

Ashley?

Just make it two separate themes

Amazing

Safe to say I speak for everyone when I say this new "sub-category" system this website is using is awful and should be reverted back to what it once was. And fire @Gore Chan for making guests use the period blood theme.

It's really not that hard to not go to the admin panel and fuck shit up for no reason

@Onion Null needs to stop hiring tards for admin and mods, this looks hideous and makes the website literally unusable considering all other themes are memes and the joker one was the only tolerable one. If you need this theme just make it another one and don't force me to use it, because I...

Ideally, he should post a video of him performing the spells. To showcase his true power and to show others how to do this to their enemies.

What crack are you smoking and where can I get some? You guys just need to stop fucking around in the admin panel and breaking shit.

She always had zero issue using being mean to other groups she didn't like, black people, Indians, and men in general. But the second Josh calls a women he doesn't like "holes," suddenly it's an huge deal and pearl clutching time?

Just talk and show people what you would change and ask people what they would want the new default theme to be. This is standard for pretty much any forum admin, they usually don't make big changes without consulting with the community.

YOU SHOULDNT HAVE CHANGED IT AT ALL BEFORE ASKING PEOPLE WHAT THEY WOULD THINK LIKE A NORMAL FORUM ADMIN

Period blood theme

Just make it another theme, don't change the default one. No one asked for this.

I mean all the themes are bad, but this is really bad.

The red color looks really bad and it should be changed back to what it once was. Also the old forum layout was fine but now it's 100x worse, why did Ken put forums into "tiers"? Who asked for this? Also the kiwi farms board is not available to guests for some reason. So many bad changes are...

Alex is currently having a mental breakdown over zoeynigger sperg spectating, threatening to kill him

Josh was a misogynistic chud literally his whole life, why does she care about the "hole" comment so much compared to all the other shit he has said about women?

Wait, are there people here who legitimately believe Josh and Lidl are the same person??? I thought we were just memeing…

>he thinks the guy who said he was going to go to a girls house, kill her dad, and torture her to death after raping her is normal.

Can I get a :realamerican:? https://www.tmz.com/2025/07/24/hulk-hogan-dead Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan has died at 71 years old, TMZ Sports has learned. Medics were dispatched to the WWE icon's Clearwater, Florida home early Thursday morning ... with operators stating it was regarding a...

I thought Ozzy Ozbourne was the nigga from Spider Man

COLD 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 I'm not shitting on infantry, didn't mean to come across like that. I've looked into it more, I know those are the people who get sent in first, who take the hits, and usually who end up with stories worth telling. But no offense unc, we are in peacetime, the infantry isn't...

I understand your point, and I'm not under some delusion that I'm going to be the next John Basilone or end up in Delta. I know I'm not the top 1%. But I also know I am not worthless, and I'm not just going to roll over and take a "grunt or nothing" mindset either. Yeah, I am going to end up...

So the army recruiters laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a ranger, not really in a cruel way, more in a "lol ok lil bro" way. Can't really blame them tbh, scrawny GED-less autist with a psych history walking in saying he wants to be shooting people in the face. But to their credit, they...

Tbh, at this point if the U.S. military rejects my waivers, I might seriously end up going to Ukraine or Israel. Like this is pretty much my one shot at a meaningful life. I dropped out two years ago, tried to kill myself, and was pretty much a loser for almost all of my life. I got in shape...

Look up "bear hammer" and "Bearhammer" on green reddit, my detractors still seethe about me to this very day dude.

Hittle BBC granny tranny cock vore in Ohio daughter or loli amputee son?

Probably, but it's so fun messing with him when he's here I just can't help it! :paytas:

Yeah, I noticed that too. It's like they’re intentionally ignoring his onion farms posts but cataloging everything else, probably because I'm involved with a good amount of his interactions here and that thread doesn't like me very much.

I'm going Army instead of the marines btw. The more I looked into it, the more it became clear that the Army lines up way better with my long term goals than the marines ever could. The marine corps is great for a lot of things, but when I talked to former marines about it they made peacetime...

Josh arguing with himself is funny as fuck. Do you guys think he likes to put on a different voice in his head when he switches to his Lidl sock?

What??? You're telling me that you don't think the guy who made this video about himself is not the definition of a normal, sane person?

Alex is currently having a paranoid mental breakdown again, and thinks the people who make fun of him are out to kill him

Former friend of Alex's who stopped being his friend after he found out he was a pedophile, he's been seething about it ever since.

This but aspartame

He has a thread right here https://kiwifarms.st/threads/mylarballoonfan-ilovemylarballoons-sam-sammy-petersen.442/

Dude you can't call me a sperg over food if you are trying to resort to personal attacks over a discussion on fucking soda. Last time I check, I never made fun of you or jack in this conversation.

I can't believe there are people in the world who have such strong views on DRINKS WITH FAKE SUGAR IN THEM that they are willing to get this defensive over it and resort to nothing burgers over two months ago then just say "yeah I see your point, but I just don't like them so I won't drink them."

Conclusion: Two diet sodas derangement syndrome sufferers lose an argument, resort to ad Homs and name calling out of desperation.

You genuinely do not know the difference between sugar and a sugar substitute, that’s fine, lots of boomers are. But if you're gonna posture like you’ve caught me in some rhetorical gotcha while not even addressing the point, you’re just flailing. Not a source. I accept your concession.

I'm not going to tell you to drink diet soda if your cardiologist is telling you not to. That’s between you and him. I'm also going to pretend that other plainly false statements are true. I'm just used to arguing with people who have Diet Soda Derangement Syndrome, the type who think...

If you’re gonna hate on diet sodas, at least know what you’re talking about. There are legit criticisms, just don't embarrass yourself by ranting about insulin spikes FROM ZERO CALORIE DRINKS.

I don't care if people drink diet soda or not, but diet soda derangement syndrome is a real thing and needs to be destroyed. There's so much bullshit spread out about it that it's just making people believe in bullshit. Like there are people who genuinely believe that something that literally...

You realize those words mean something, right? "Sugar-free" literally just refers to absence of sucrose, glucose, fructose, etc., not whether it tastes sweet. If you're calling sucralose """sugar,""" that's like saying a nicotine patch is tobacco. Not how chemistry, or labeling, works. Source...

@Onion Null it happened again, is this a permanent thing?

First you said "sugar-free soda causes diabetes," now your saying "well, it might contribute over time because it's everywhere and messes with your insulin tolerance." That’s not the same claim. Correlation DOES NOT EQUAL causation. Just because artificial sweeteners are linked to type 2...

Not really. You're right that there's something called the cephalic phase insulin response where your body might release a super mega teeny tiny literal-who nigger bit of insulin in anticipation of sweetness. But that response is so fucking small, inconsistent, minimal, and varies by sweetener...

What??? That's not even how insulin works. Artificial sweeteners aren't sugar, your pancreas isn't pumping insulin to fight glucose that doesn't exist. Most of the sweeteners don't even get metabolized, they just pass through. You don’t "use insulin" to break stuff down, insulin just opens the...

Toji is fat and I would not have sex with her despite her begging for the alpha bear in my DMs

Lmao Ruben sim posted Alex on his twitter

Don't fall for the meme dude. Actual toxicology data shows you'd have to literally mainline diet soda like it's a frat party keg to hit anything remotely close to dangerous levels. RFK Jr is not a soda messiah. Coca Cola already sells the cane sugar version, it’s called Mexican Coke, and it's...

> there are people who still drink full sugar sodas when zero sugar sodas taste literally the exact same but don't make you fat ????

That is exactly the kind of Lolcow we want on the front page

Keep in mind the person who made this thread is doing 10th grade level math in his mid 20's and has never been to college, he can't even get a job and relies on handouts from the canadian government.

Ok but changing his profile to his face and name would be really funny to everyone and would make you look cool and not like a little bitch

It's interesting that Alex believes Ruben Sim is a pedophile because of a meme drawing he did years ago, but Alex's collection of armless loli art is perfectly normal.

She's literally just a low iq fat woman.

@Onion Null could you maybe change @BittersweetSymphony's profile to his real name (Alex Hogendorp) and a picture of his face like you did with Ashley?

He's still going

He is also being gang banged by Ruben sim and his fans in the comments

Alex is currently crying about Ruben sim all over the internet because Ruben removed him from his Patreon after finding out he was supporting it

Context: Alex is pissy about Ruben sim because Ruben removed him from his Patreon after finding out Alex was funding it.

If I had a nickel for every time a detractor of mine got doxed, I would have two nickels :opeed:

He's a fat mormon midget and I don't care about him I feel literally the exact same way anytime I check up on them. They are always doing 100x worse than me in life and it's hilarious to see every time.