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In a epic fail and turn of events, it turns out the kiwis made an entire thread about an impersonator and they all falled for it.

What the fuck does True and honest do? I thought it just gave you extra stickers and a badge, never knew it allowed you to look at other peoples dms.

I kind of wonder, why did he say I was calling him a child rapist? Who said that? Nothing in those posts (or really anywhere) said he raped anyone, it just pointed out something silly he did or something he said that was kind of hypocritical.

He's called generous Josh for a reason.

So now I’m figuring out which shady ATM to get crypto through just so I can go back to posting about weird people on a forum where people are mad at me because I called them simps. Moral of the story: Never underestimate the power of autism, persistence, shameless begging and boot licking, and...

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JOSH RESPONDED, HE ACCEPTED!!!!!!

I am handing the site over to @I like paintings he is now fuhrer of kiwi farms and also onion farms yes that is true, I hereby relinquish control of onion farms and the entire Federal Republic of Nigeria to @I like paintings I am purchasing the metokur.us, encyclopedia dramatica, and...

If bribing Josh with $100 doesn't work, I genuinely don’t know what else would. Like what’s left after that? I’ve admitted fault, made amends, had multiple people want me unbanned, and now I’m literally offering money. At this point, if that’s not enough to at least start a conversation, then I...

I feel like a black guy saying over and over again "I dindu nuffin", but god damn it I really dindu nuffun.

New Josh email, hope this works:

Alex, who left the Internet forever and is never coming back, has been active on Facebook. Confirmed to have changed his background on 4-10-25. He has everything locked down so I don't know if he's posting updates that only he and his followers can read. I do know he's done this though. This...

Josh has unbanned: pedophiles lolicon artists spammers people who threatened litigation against the site people who claimed he was a pedophile People who threatened to kill him people who started slapfights people who openingly created sock accounts But me? UNFORGIVABLE CRIME OF MAKING FUN OF...

Alex's only friend left, The Purple Sacramentan, has cut ties with Alex and has called him a pedophile. Lunar Eclipse Paradox's downfall will be studied in lolcow history for years

Maybe if I tell Josh about powerchat, maybe he might unban me for helping him find alternative ways to make money.

How I feel sending emails and TTS threads to Josh sucking his dick with no response for nearly a month now.

> more like how annoying the weekly faggotry is for the containment thread that can't help but poke a sleeping bear, then act surprised when their face gets ripped off. protip if you think something is a bannable offense: report it instead of taking your grievances out in public where every...

His entire latest post history is of him defending Lidl too, it's so pathetic. Reminder: even if he is trolling, pretend simping is still simping.

Jesus Christ, it's so fucking weird how anytime Josh is in an argument with someone, or is being criticized, this bitch just pops out of the shadowrealm just to whiteknight for him about anything he is saying. She has this very uncanny habit of appearing right after anyone criticizes him. It's...

what the fuck is this thread

Here's what I imagine the kiwi's I know look like IRL, comment yours: Toji Suzuhara: Skinny sassy twink Glowie: mean angry looking finnish man Sperg Spectating: Nerdy Indian man Lidl Drip...

uh oh, josh just approved another bear hammer sock again.. 💔

Don't do this, we need to teach normies to stop being afraid of catbox links.

Alex (pedophile) was also apparently in a bunch of small telegram chats, screaming that he'll execute Josh. Under the name Sirius Morningstarvoid, yet again. I like the 'You also fuck kids TOO nigger' one. Very Freudian slip. He has also updated his bio again, using the same message he...

Why did Josh even bother to pay any attention to the teens' in the first place? If he just ignored them and turned off his mentions, this whole drama probably wouldn't have happened.

Alex has updated his bio again, specfically threatening @Nektar Geist and @Ikolthur Benoit with lawsuits, and any other person who calls him a pedophile. Keep in mind, he literally called himself a pedophile Kengle is late, and finally replies to Alex, tells him he can come back to...

I wouldn't even say that, I don’t think Josh is on the same level as those guys in terms of e-fame. Like, Tate is infamous enough that even normies know him, and fuentes is known enough to be acknowleged by people way bigger than him. Josh just runs a forum and has a niche following. It’s weird...

Honestly as much as I like to make fun of Josh, I do think that it is kind of weird how he specifically has trouble getting a payment processor compared to other people who are way more infamous and controversial than him. Nick Fuentes has superchats. Andrew Tate is fully monetized. What...

He also deleted all the pages talking about it, he's on full damage control now.

Update: He ignored my email again.

lmao

He's not a sociopath lol he's just retarded

I'm really curious, Alex four years ago was a no fapper who claimed that porn ruined his life, despite drawing a bunch of loli porn himself: Fast-forward to when he first got exposed and was being dog-piled, and suddenly he’s talking like it’s no big deal, casually admitting he was into...

Glowie is accusing random people of being socks again

I don’t understand why people defend lidl drip so much, she is so unlikable.

God, all the replies are so fucking cringe, why does anyone care about two people flirting to have a 30+ page thread about it? Unironically makes me MATI. "KIWI FARMS IS FOR VIRGINS!!!"

I feel optimastic that I will get unbanned somehow, or at least get a reply from Josh. It’s frustrating to feel like I’m being stuck in this perpetual cycle of emailing and making TTS threads with no response.

Since when was being a member of a splinter site a bannable offense?

I've heard about lidl posting " flat out wrong biological things" about women, does anyone have any examples and screenshots of this?

Don't worry dude, i'll repost it for you and i'll show everyone why I gave you the sticker :). Because claiming Josh is training AI bots on your post history to gaslight threads is indeed schizo. lol and they call me a sticker sperg.

New Josh email

Alex updated his bio today, threatening an other lawsuit.

Why does Josh talk like his site is the backbone of the entire internet or something? It’s literally a gossip forum where people argue about fat women and autistic people. It's a funny website, but why does he take it so seriously?

Thanks ken, very cool.

I am so impressed on how axiom manages to be the most useless user on the entire site, he does nothing but treat the entire website like a group chat, rarely contributes anything useful, or even funny. All of his posts are max two sentences long. I wouldn't be surprised if most (if not all) of...

Josh made this post right after he banned me when I made a TTS thread. Sucks to be ignored when you have a problem, doesn't it Josh?

AI version of the song

A new disstrack from Alex has recently been discovered, doesn't even sing and just talks about how he wants to kill people from kiwi farms and onion farms Says he wants to kill @Onion Null, @Crimson Fucker, @Ikolthur Benoit,

The Internet V. Hogendorp - Did Alex win? Losses for Alex Hogendorp: > Got doxxed > Got most of his fetishes exposed and archived. > Had 2 threads made on him on two different websites. > Went from Kiwifarms -> Onionfarms -> Lounge96 -> Skibidifarms > Got his KF name and pfp changed to his...

Alex Hogenderp forgot to delete his reddit account, good thing it gave me time to archive the whole thing lol Archive He also updated his youtube bio, seems like his family is also DFE

Not a huge deal, but I think the current layout of the subforums on the homepage could use a bit of reorganizing. Right now, it looks like this: Onion Farms Meta Make Onion Farms Great Again (shitposting) Historical Forum (empty forum) Cows, Public Figures, And Celebrities Niche Communities...

Josh farted lol

Genuine question: why is Josh only okay with community infighting only when it’s contained in a """debate""" thread? Like let’s be real, 90% of these threads aren’t actual debates, they’re just made to shame or dogpile a specific user until they either leave or melt down.

Enable polls on Q&A pls

It's becoming more and more like tumblr every day...

Imagine a pill that makes it so you would never be able to fall asleep again. You also get no tiredness, no health consequences, no negative effects at all—just 24 hours of pure wakefulness every single day for the rest of your life. And the effect is permanent. Would you take it? What would...

Jesus Christ, let people be autistic about food in peace. That’s the fun part of the internet.

I think a lot of the newer users on kiwi farms have shitty lives and get power trips from being part of the evil international doxxing harassment forum. You can often see it from people who have been doxed on the forum that usually they also have a lot of lolcow like traits.

Not even joking when I say fried chicken might be the most perfect food ever made. It’s crunchy, juicy, flavorful, and usually always comes with bonus items that are also great. You don’t just get chicken, you get fries, a roll, mac & cheese. It’s a full package meal. It’s like every fast food...

So far over 30 suspected ones, but new ones are being discovered often.

Let's look at Axioms latest posts in the Alex thread, notice a pattern? One sentence thought Two sentence thought One sentence thought One sentence thought + Off-topic seething about me off-topic seething about me off-topic seething about me One sentence thought Is this who kiwis consider to...

Lmao kiwi niggas would rather put in axiom, who literally barely posts anything besides one or two sentence thoughts or off-topic seething about me, than me in memes about Alex. :paytas::paytas::paytas:

I was looking through some user stats and realized Toji Suzuhara has made over 10,000 posts, and they haven’t even been on the site for a full year yet. He might actually somehow be more chronically online and have even less of a life than AnOminous.

Does anyone have a clip of Josh talking about his mom yelling at people who showed up at his house? Because I can't find it.

He is privating all of his channels Archives of his youtube channels: KermisVoyager1997: Archive KermisVoyager 1997: Archive AngelKern1997: Archive runningwithscissors92: Archive MarkhamKermis: Archive Achernar: Archive kermishemel763: Archive Solar X-2000: Archive 1990 Cambrian...

Alex just privated his entire YouTube account An archive of his entire youtube channel is right here: Archive

What do you guys think Josh's mom and family thinks about all of this? The site, the reputation he has, the sheer amount of enemies he’s made over the years. Do you think they even really know?

This is all I have to say to kiwi & cow:

Lmao, is he still salty I gave him a clock sticker? Kiwi & Cow can dismiss it as "muh hard work" all he wants, but I did put a lot of effort into that thread, and even people who dislike me have admitted that I contributed useful info. Acting like it’s just me “catering to a pedo” is so retarded...

That was my thought process for a while. If I wasn’t getting unbanned no matter what I did or said, then why not? But after a certain point it stops being fun. The thread still benefits from stuff I posted, and yet a good portion of them won’t acknowledge that because I called out some...

"If you or any other autists were called retards by the KiwiFarms, please call today. You may be entitled to a large compensation."

Alex Hogendorp (@BittersweetSymphony) is currently having a meltdown and spamming the KF telegram about killing Josh, and is very angry at @Ikolthur Benoit The voice messages he sent IKOL (VOLUME WARNING) Here's his profile:

Alex is sperging out on youtube again "Kiwi Farms can't use pictures of my face without my permission" He already gave us permission before, too lazy to find it. "I WILL FILE A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT" DEW IT, PLS. He is also spamming the KIwi Farms Telegram screeching about killing...

I'm at a lost for words on how rent free I live in these nigger's minds and how they can't help themselves but bring up my name unprompted when I haven't posted in that thread in forever.