"NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE RUINING THE THREAD STOP IT STOP IT REEEEEEEEE"
Jesus, what a fucking baby. If it really bothers him that much, he could just move the offending posts to spergatory. Instead, he locks the thread because God forbid that he do any kind of janitorial work in the subforum about...
For whatever reason, the SSL certificate doesn't cover www.onionfarms.com, just onionfarms.com. It was working just fine until a few hours ago, as well. I've already told @OnionNull, and he's contacted GoDaddy about it. We'll see what happens when he gets back from work.
I just spent almost an hour fucking around with the colors for the UI.X theme to make it look nice. This is now the default theme. @OnionNull please, please do not make any changes to the colors unless you absolutely have to, because it took a lot of trial and error to get them right.
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>make shitpost that crosses the line
>Banned and information is handed over to feds
>post maifesto
>say that you're going to commit arson on a specific day in a specific city
>actually go out and commit arson on the specified day and in the specified city
>Not banned or...
Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala...
I thought about making a sock just to post this in the thread on Kiwi, but I'll just say it here instead: the spergs participating in the hugbox are just the tip of the faggot iceberg in that thread.
Creating multiple PM chains so you can hide from fucking Hollywood Hulk Hogan is one of the...
@OnionNull are you okay with a "ban on sight" policy for these kinds of people? They will contribute nothing to a site like Onion Farms except for strife and misery.
Sorry, I posted the first set of screencaps before the thread went up so it sort of slipped my mind. Hulkster, if you're reading this, I'm proud of you.
You better fucking believe that I'll ban you stupid faggots if you dare to show your face here. Either you register under a username I won't recognize and behave like a civilized human being, or your head goes on the chopping block the second I see you on this forum.
It's not only about their impact on internet culture. The questions to ask are:
Is this person funny?
Is there enough material to discuss so that the thread does not stagnate?
Is this person likely to continue generating funny content?
Happy fourth of July on that flag there, oh that’s right. I’m gonna have a little cigarette, a little cigarette to just tell you all. When you get on this camera, like uh, anywho yeah, on that flag right next to that toothbrush, it’s not bad when you start calling yourselves like I dunno what do...
If someone wants to make an Amanda/Amari Turcol / LadyALT thread, I would greenlight that shit so fast your head would spin. She's an extremely underrated lolcow.
Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg. my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss
>thinking that AdNauseam is a good thing
I don't just block ads because I want to hide them, I block them to avoid all the tracking bullshit that goes with them. AdNauseam still connects to the advertising servers, meaning you still get tracked while using it.
Yeah @OnionNull I'm really not sure about the whole "20k followers" requirement. If you're worried about personal army requests, I can assure you that Kiwi Farms users are pretty fucking good at identifying them on their own. Could I at least persuade you to make a compromise with the majority...
They're onions. @Spedestrian made them.
Edit: as for updates, I went ahead and made attachments viewable by guests while I was in the admin panel last night.
I've added all of @Spedestrian's stickers thus far. Angry has been replaced by dislike. Haha, wow, and sad remain unchanged. If we could get a sticker for haha, that would be awesome. I'll talk with @OnionNull about whether to keep sad and wow, though.
I hope he didn't wrap anyone's gifts in wallpaper, because that'd be a real dick move. My grandparents did that one year because they were out of wrapping paper. It was a real bitch to unwrap those gifts.
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