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This fat furry faggot just won't stop making socks lol. (archived) And of course, he posted this after the archive grabbed the page:

I'm not sure what that person was expecting to happen.

Your mom's house.

No, it means we only have 1 core allocated for the site to use. Send me the current specs and the specs that you're planning to migrate us onto.

Please get us 2 cores, 1 isn't going to cut it if we're going to keep the chat.

How many cores will we have on the new server? Whatever we have right now with GoDaddy isn't cutting it.

I turned myself into Exhibit B, Null! I'm Exhibit B SIGSEGV!

In my early twenties- around the time of the genesis of Chris Chan- at the time I knew nothing of- I found myself mentally ill, bipolar, and homeless - having lost my shitty job of 2 years at the gas station - and not welcome back to the family home - I started the long process of the homeless...

That thing needs an NVIDIA card to work, so bear computer wins again.

YOU.... YOU.... WHAT WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION

I guess he'll find a Slavic tradwife and everything will just magically work out for him.

Josh will shit himself and do nothing.

wtf I love men now?

I don't like to talk about muh feels to a bunch of strangers because it's pretty gay, but just this once I'm going to make an exception. After I socked up to dump my copypasta folder, I didn't think I would see any of you faggots again. At best, I expected a couple of people from KF to show up...

Yes, but I forgive you.

Don't mind me, just posting some of the KF mods that I've never seen anyone complain about. Edit: oh wow, I just noticed that all three of them have anime avatars.

You can't win an argument with a schizophrenic, because they're fucking insane and will not listen to anything that goes against their delusions. The fact that @Deadpool has spent as much time as he has arguing with Pam is both retarded and insane. He also likes to argue with Melinda Leigh...

There's a gigantic faggot on Onion Farms who has spent at least a year arguing with a literal schizophrenic. I think his username was @Deadpool. So I guess he's right about KF not sending their best.

I've changed the default image processor to Imagemagick, which means animated avatars are now supported. If your avatar was supposed to be animated, you'll need to reupload the gif for that to take effect. EDIT: test to see if thumbnailed gifs are animated Hell yeah.

No fuck you, koalas suck.

Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala...

Trolling plans are gay.

He couldn't even pronounce my username correctly during the MATI stream on the day I was banned.

I do things because they're funny. Most of the things that Bastard Samurai did were funny, so I would join in. When he asked me to shit on Maskull for him, I chose not to because this is the exact reaction I expected. And that's funny.

This aged pretty nicely.

I regret nothing. Not sorry for double posting. Go ahead and report me.

It would appear that my shitposting has caused some controversy.

It's all true.

I posted the navy seal copypasta at one point and she took it seriously, but there might be other posts.

lol get fucked nigger, my shitposts reign eternal

Don't forget that he unironically recommends using AdNauseam, which is a terrible choice if you're blocking ads for privacy reasons. It still connects you to tracking servers.

>phoneposting

It's sort of a "No shit, Sherlock" reaction.

Fucking brutal.

JustinRPG and Erik "Tazman" Mokracek

I'm pretty sure that he just hates authority. As soon as anyone with some semblance of power does something that he dislikes, he flips his shit and will not stop. He did the same thing on Kiwi Farms as well after he got banned from chat.

It's beautiful.

I've added thread subtitles similar to what Kiwi Farms has. When you create a thread, the subtitle can be entered above the tags. This is what it looks like in practice:

Do you hear that? It's the sound of @{o}P not shitting up any threads.

Oh okay, that means you can spend a few weeks in the cage, then!

Since I'm feeling unusually charitable this morning, I'm giving you one last warning to shut the fuck up, otherwise I'm hitting Save.

I'm starting to lose my patience. Do you want to go in the cage? Because I'll lock you in the fucking cage.

The only reason I haven't already locked you in the cage is because I want to see this OP. I hope you understand what's at stake for you.

He's just mad for some stupid reason. Hey @{o}P, if you post a thread on @OnionNull and it sucks, I'm locking you in the cage.

I already told Bastard Samurai that the shit that was "leaked" is something I would have said openly on Kiwi Farms if I weren't banned, so I really do not give a shit about it being posted on the Farms. That being said, I really don't think @Leg Pit Cream is the one who shared it anyway. But...

lol he's LITERALLY in a hugbox now you guys

Janitors aren't people lol

He's a fucking bro. BASED

HHH left the PM chain when someone invited him in. He's cool like that.

It was funny. But the thread has gone on way too long and now it's just Bastard Samurai getting mad at people who disagree with him. So I guess it's still funny, but not in the way that he thinks.

lol fucking screenlets, when will they learn?

Why are you inb4ing something that's already happened?

I saw lol. He's mad because I think that, if his lips weren't so tight, he'd be halal worthy. Why else would he be A-logging A&N this hard all the damn time?

Living rent free in this fag's head. My one and only sock was copypastacollector, and that got banned after it had served its purpose. There will not be another sock. I know better than to go back where I'm not wanted.

Enjoy your threadban you stupid fucking nigger.

You must really want me to go into the admin panel and start stripping permissions off of you account, huh?

It's a thread in supporters where cringy/stupid posts on KF are quoted for everyone to laugh at. The Spiderman part comes from people posting 60s Spiderman memes in the early days of the thread, a tradition which is revived when people remember to do so.

Your sock accounts annoyed everyone, tbh. At least Tex15 is funny.

I don't think we should discourage lolcows/persons of interest from making an account here, but in the case of CWC I'd be happier not to have him on Onion Farms for this exact reason.

CWC would most likely leave the forum the moment someone refuses to indulge their delusions.

And what's the deal with airplane food, anyway?

Hi.

@{o}P absolutely BTFO.

lol someone can't afford a VPN

This one:

>not having your music stored on your HDD/SSD so you can listen to it at any time without an internet connection NGMI

Okay.

The Constitution only limits the government. A hosting service is within their rights to boot you for hate speech.

GoDaddy is inadequate for this forum's needs and I would not have sex with the poor service it provides.

cringe and unprofessionalpilled

Even if I could see IP's, I wouldn't give out that information so freely.

He should set his eyes on himself. Anyone that needs to A-log the entirety of A&N must be halal as fuck.

Messages should autodelete when they're seven days old.

What are you talking about, he's definitely not mad.

Get a load of this little faggot lol

Coward.

Faggot.