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I'd certainly prefer it if people used threads relevant to their interests instead of defending or attacking XYZ political/social group on either side. KF shouldn't have had a political slant one way or the other and I'd like very much if OnionFarms didn't develop one, one way or the other.

Compromise is gay. The Christchurch shooting video was banned in New Zealand; not America. There's one thing and only one thing I agree with josh 100% about and that is, barring special circumstances, the only way content is coming down is by court order. I agree with this. Doxing can be...

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Didn't that group "Gays Against Groomers" just get deplatformed and banned from Venmo, paypal and google the other day? Kind of makes you wonder why Lucas views anti-groomer groups as being transphobic. :thinking: Really catalyzes my cashews.

It's pretty easy to have the "old internet" experience. Just add all the shitty image macro generators to your browser's blacklist so you won't be tempted to use them, and install gimp or photoshop to make memes. Other than that. What do you think is really so different? That's like saying...

Pffft come on, everyone know that Kengle is Josh's real father

Geezer Butler wrote 95% of Sabbath's songs. It depends how you measure contributions I guess, because if you're going purely on who wrote the most stuff, then Tony and Bill Ward also contributed very little to the band creatively. Sabbath's influence might seem small now just because of how...

Who would want that.

You're almost as retarded as that guy who asked if there were KF alternatives here.

Yeah it is, but it's basically the same thing. cuntboys inflate their pretend penises like a balloon with an air pump. That's not a joke.

They surgically implant a pump and valve in the pretend ballsack similar to this Which the lady squeezes to fill an implant embedded inside the flesh burrito with air to simulate an erection The issue is that many of these pretend penises come out looking like an elephant's foot and there's...

Name and shame

If you aren't enjoying the website and you're not having fun, please leave. All I've seen you do is concern-troll over Josh, accuse everyone of hating him, and start random arguments for no reason over ridiculous bullshit. This is your first and only warning before I make your delusions reality...

Easy. He joins Onionfarms and thus completes the system of Onion Idealism.

Settle down. No one threatened you, retard.

There are a lot of things I'd do if I were an untrustworthy janny. You should be thankful I'm not untrustworthy. It just seems like you're awfully tense and hostile for someone who should be having fun instead of concern-trolling over Josh. We're here to laugh, not act as a group therapy...

Anyone who hates anyone with a thread on this site should stop using this site. I don't understand what mystical force in the universe has somehow altered the fabric of time and space where laughing at a cow's failures and calling him a faggot suddenly means people hate something just because...

Or trying to pick the meth-bugs out from under his skin.

That could explain the scars on his ass from that picture he posted in the r/drama discord

tbh I emptied out a bunch of cheap .22 because I thought it'd make a cool explosion and it just fizzled a bit I have no doubt that Blaine's a lying faggot. "Loaded ammo" means what to him? Sliding rounds into a magazine? Filling casings with grains and tamping rounds in with a loading press...

He cut his cock off. Of course he can be that dumb.

No one's used the word lolcow in this thread except you.

Kengle says HostGator will permit us to host fucked shit but I think it would be best for the site to prohibit hardcore gore videos. Police shootings are A-okay. If there are enough sick fucks interested in this kind of content I'll create a Liveleaks 2.0 board to contain this shit.

There's a good idea.

He also started the Geno thread and the Spiderman Faggot thread in T/H. It's like CatParty was a magnet for unfunny shit that he'd then repost for some reason. I never liked him. Probably posting on reddit where his interests belong.

This one.

Yo I had that same underwater playset and this one too. I instantly believe your story.

ahhh I know that the deathfat section had some of the most invested users on KF, if you're friends with any of them let them know that onionfarms is a good place to rebuild the threads. I'd like to lurk a GlitterNLazers thread

If Josh ran outside during a lightning storm with a metal pan over his head, (which is kind of a metaphor for how he ran the site when you think about it) then yeah.

Ashley was corralled to a single containment thread on .org and I think we need to start corralling her here.

That's the character's costume in the show. They're dragon maids and I know that that sounds autistic and retarded and it is. My wife really liked the show and the one about the hamster chick.

The point I edited into my post remains the same. There are degenerates who have created rule 34 of the simpsons; so it's not beyond the imagination to think that there are people who sexualized Lisa's tribal dance in that episode. People's choice to project some kind of sexual connotation to...

Brianna Wu's total number of pages was over 9000, quite literally, he had 3 or 4 threads all of which were over 3k pages long. Lucas got exactly as much attention as he deserved to have. He's a prolific degenerate who's dabbled in practically everything, politics, porn, activism, drug dealing...

Yeah but you just don't get it, the NAZIS want to stop people from cutting children's PPs off. The NAZIS.

Her name was Stocking and you can read all about it here: https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/joshua-moons-blocklands-saga-restored.2839/

Just a reminder that we're supposed to be laughing at weirdos and what has now become an argument over politics started yesterday over a comment cigarette man made about pronouns which could have been ignored if you disagree with it; I ignore a lot of shit I disagree with because I'm here to...

The tiktok is @thekaelieshow and this deranged faggot might qualify for a thread all of his own. Claims to be "prediabetic" and had a hyperglycemic crisis for which he appeared to have been hospitalized Also chugs cherry 7up His linktree is mostly him begging for paypigs...

Sounds like dangerous wrong-think to me, you're not a bigot who would deprive this stronk independent Womyn of flopping a 3 foot long dong around the woodshop room, would you? I bet you voted for Trump.

"Every member of Kiwifarms is at risk of being exposed" Dana's the expert on that 😏

Yes.

He could only keep getting away with it for so long. RIP.

Go produce compelling content then.

That's retarded lol

Found this. Apparently he wears those tiddies to teach kids. I hope someone pops them with one of those saws.

If cutting your cock off and throwing a temper tantrum until people give you your way after doing fart and other fetish porn after embezzling money from the communist party of canada, after being a failed game streamer turned autistic breadtube Vaush simp and horsecock aficionado means you're...

Which threads did you enjoy the most?

I've been using your Duke Nukem maymay at everything Graf says and I've still not been banned. How'd you manage it?

There have been many websites over the last two decades which were "worse" than KF; which still exist. Which have survived repeated attempts at getting them shut down for nearly 20 years; 4chan and ED have repeatedly been mentioned in the news And many other such cases. For 4 years 4chan...

He also uses a tor exit node that would be exactly where you'd expect it to be if vordrak had his own tor exit node.

Wait... Harassment? But they took down kiwifarms?! How could this be happening?!

Updated the OP with a bit more info

"I got doxed by leaving my GPS data on in my phone and someone checked the metadata on my pictures and that's why I'm not a lolcow"

He's just an unmedicated schizophrenic who takes credit for everything and anything he involves himself with. The metadrama and lore on Blaine Gaven Ross is pretty kafkaesque. I should really redo the OP to cover the beginning, middle, and current insanity around him.

10/10 blaineposting. Much demonic, such centered.

You say that, but were you around when Josh removed stickers? Do you remember the collective tantrum? But never mind that, Josh selectively allowed it. I made an account to hand out tophats to people telling cows to kill themselves and the account got banned as a gimmick account which is...

Thanks for choosing onion farms as your spot to drop your OP on this guy. I remember stumbling across his stuff before I found the KF thread a while ago, loved digging into his lore. Looking forward to many updates as you make them.

I really enjoyed SAC, but I didn't care for 2nd Gig. Black Rock Shooter: Downfall kind of reminded me of Ghost in the Shell a bit. A lot of people who liked the first one didn't like Downfall but I preferred it.

Pacman is pretty cool. I've had a frustrating time getting pip to work on my windows/gaming harddrive but got it installed on arch with two commands. 10/10 would install again.

Yo this episode of Steven Universe Z looks LIT AF

Lucas isn't the only self-mutilation enthusiast who had that theory :thinking: I wonder where he got it from.

Have you considered the possibility that you're just retarded and you're screwing up instead of the site?

If you or anyone else is having issues with the site's functionality you can post in this thread or DM Sailfish or me so the issues with the site can be resolved. It works perfectly fine for me, and I'm assuming everyone else too since no one's complained about anything except you.

Why would I lie about that?

Maybe it's the shitty indian VPN you're using.

Did you hear him on MATI with metokur talking about raising 7 million dollars to start his own bank? His mind isn't even in the same ZIP code as him anymore.

Reminds me of this:

Who the fuck has a gun to your head forcing you to use a site you don't like?

So leave?

The was one of my favourite threads to dig through to find fruitcakes to dox. The thread on KF is full of newfags shitting it up with their post-ironic discussions One of my hobbies is going through discords looking for the selfies channels. You'd be amazed how many of these people link their...

This guy fucks.

I believe the kids call this poggers. @Brandon Kennedy Thanks for the shoutout bro

She groomed him for years.

Is Linus giving me tech tips on how to colonize the genepools of non-whites? Based! Thanks for the tips Linus

Fixed

Featured in Threads of the Week. Thanks for the OP

It looks like something Terry Davis would have scribbled out on a mcdonalds napkin on his worst day but less competent and interesting.