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Jokes on you, I was raised on Listerine. 🥴

General consensus is if you lost the broom due to tardation, you should have touched all the grass for an extended time. Like idek lay out there until you're not a tard, I'm not a rocket surgeon I just larp as one.

I can't imagine jannying for free if I wasn't part of the site's and or subforums inception. Double that for sock hunting and back seat moderation as a nonjanny. Hella cringe and it makes you look like that guy on the block that can't even run his own household. It seems like it cuts into...

It also has a Borderlands location name feel to it too. Slap it into one of the Lovecraftian dlcs or something. Have a VH comment upon seeing the state of Urmom, hire me gearbox. Gelatinous cube as the mini boss? Call it the Smother.

That's a muddy casket, I tell you what.

That's one of the things I thought people were bullshitting about for the longest time, NGL. Corn starch crunchies sound like they embody disappointment. :paytas: These people need some potato starch crunchies in the form of actual fucking chips if they want cronch. It's probably not any worse...

When the national forest service doesn't advise you on the leaves to use, turn to Huckabee.

I like that I can log off (when I remember to) for a day and come back to find like a page or two as opposed to 100 pages of filler. Also can't stand people today, but it's going great: I spent two hours in a creek bottom just staring at the mud and little fishes.

Luigi board, tell mom I'm sorry I left the gas stove on. ):

100th post calls for a hype boss fight. :opeed:

What a let down. Nigga didn't even do the rap lines and that's like 50% of the beat and slap for that song. :whyyy:

I made beef and veggie stew because it got cold again+sounded like a good idea after discussing burger boiling.

Her's would be like salt and pepper and maybe parsley if she had any, which really helped.

I can't shit on burger boiling because I had a NDN galpal whose birthday meal of choice, even when stone cold sober, was boiled meat and potatoes. Today's a nice day out and I got shit accomplished, it's been good.

The constant burger boiling jokes and memeing on each other. People here seem to take it well enough, you can't clown on many kiwis without them trying to dox your family in a tardrage.

Extra dimples in the fupa like his abs are being pulled to the ground. :haha:

Haha shitposting is a human right tho. Scotch Eggs btfo'd

Oh, right. My bad, I forgot about the roids.:haha:

Ah yes le funny joke day "I was merely pretending to be retarded" something something lol

Bro why is this nigga almost lobster red? Dude's about to have a heart attack just from choking out a ho, based on that sausage arm.

Improve myself and have some self respect or be a basement dweller that sane women are rightly repulsed by... What do? :whyyy:

Normally I wanna believe they end up posted by mistake or it was some rando fupa, but Kiwi Ladies are something else.

What are the odds of him buying the remains of TUR aka the Tranch? The land's fucked, but it's isolated in a state that would allow you to own firearms for defense.

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I can get owning a silicone dick or two, but that's real fucking excessive. wow Imagine the storage nightmare and being the person waiting for this nigga to find the dick they wanted to use that night.

It's generally common sense that if you don't want to deal with idiot people crying to you, you don't run an idiot people drama site. Or don't let them know who you are on the forums, ffs.

RIP to the real internet funny pages, asks were a mixed bag of lols back in the day.

I've been trying to lurk context on the goofy dA oc guy and can't find it now. I just wanted an artcow for Easter, Ken. :whyyy:

Nigga could troubleshoot that by just eating the basic ham, like God intended.

He's going to move into the reddest state possible and still complain, as they're decaying from the inside out just like the blue states too.

Finished CoTL and am playing Necrodancer right now. It's pretty fun+I enjoyed the Zelda crossover game, so why not try the og now that it's got a ton added on to the base game.

The 80s man's very delayed answer to She Bop, finally. ;;

Fair enough. That tinfoil hat is preventing you from becoming the flesh cupcake of your dreams, tho!

"They are shy birds." She's literally me~:opeed: I think the most metal cryptid owl is a (sub?)tropical bird species too. Lowlight pics show why they're the suspected bird behind sightings for Mothman, Owlman, and Flatwoods. (Besides cranes, I mean.)

Null is just ass blasted even the gays can get laid, and subpar men are mad no one wants to carry them (or their defective offspring.) And here I was "being overreactive" for predicting that there would be rise in newborns found abandoned in dumpsters or the woods like unwanted puppies and...

Rewatching YuYu instead of starting a new animu, goddamn did the live action do Kuwabara a disservice in condensing two seasons. That man knew how to appropriately for simp the ladies despite the horse face.:haha:

Agreed. Dicking around the landscape and exploring in first person were only half of what I loved about the fps Fallouts. Then again... BioShock and Borderlands were two other franchises I played the hell out of at the time, too. Quoting to add: Behemoth seemed more like a lan party game dev...

It was was definitely better for one player than CC, but still better with friends.

Oh absolutely. I think that's how a lot of people in the know about John K. handled it, too. And it's appropro.

Idek, kinda surprised someone didn't try it tho. (Dude that was one of the "meh pass" series for me. Thank God.)

That kinda shows there might be some hope yet? :optimistic:

Please dude, do it for me, bro. Believe in the me that believes in you. ;v;

I'm going to do an absolute heckin' transphobia and say 95% of the time the transition is a step down for people. Most of the time they're hitting the uncanny valley and are a major turn off for the normies they're trying to target.

To be fair, I'm sure a lot of content creators are lolcows or at least weird enough to warrant observation from afar. NGL I'd peoplewatch the hell outta Oda and Toriyama just as much as I would Chris-chan, but I wouldn't say they'd need documenting. Unless some horrible shit is uncovered, that...

I started wondering this when the rape jokes got more detailed than the usual copypasta shitposting. The moment they lost clear net, they went mask off.

Fair, I tried it back when it first hit steam and was using a friend's PC to game. She had a monster gaming unit while I was working with a cheap laptop for college. May show my age (mental and physical) but I highly recommend Castle Crashers and Battle Block Theater. BBT Co-Op no mic on PC was...

You forgot to mention Kevin got the cyberpunk corpseskin amhole installed as well as comically large bolt-ons.

NGL the three times that a random Ender Man got into my SO's house was some of the funniest shit, but I'm not sold on playing it.

Friendly reminder to take your meds, my niggas.

He seriously is, holy shit. How mad was he when Pajeets made it to poo in the loo on the moon?

Minion Order Catalogue ads.

Wasn't the joke that it was kinda a cheap copypasta clone job resulting in exact replicas or am I thinking of another mad scientist/supervillain? I'm with Crimson on the weird ass Namek reproduction. Even if that (and that alone) almost ruined the mean green spaceman(s) for me back then...

Jamal dindu nuffin, he was supposed to go to college.

You just know he'd demand access to the traditionally female-only spaces with his gross ol ' gurldique out and trying to touch them with it.

Oh, absolutely. I was just clarifying that he's back creeping on women closer to his dream daughter's age (and a little older) again.

I think it's a women's college, I'm not sure as I didn't doublecheck the source. Too lazy and wanted to make cryptid sighting jokes. But si, es sus.

Nah, you're good. It's hard to pass up a good Dale reference opportunity in the era of "nice try, fed." 👍 Also I could have listed Josh as my new fave or underrated cow. Shit, didn't even consider it.

You are, say, a zoomer and you see that thing lumbering through your campus. You're gonna announce it. And that's before the creepy autistic horndog behavior and mother-fucking. It's like all the real niggas letting their boys know the Popobawa is on the prowl in the village.

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Heaven forbid the left saber rattles right back at the right though; that's a politically motivated attack and is typical leftie behavior.

People would loose their shit if this were run in America or think it's a parody and still be assblasted.:haha: But also unexpected dark lol, ngl.

I do like me some YuYu. Also tempted to go back and watch Dragonball through to DBZ's Cell Saga because RIP Toriyama and a chunk of my childhood. :')

Fr. Damn near blobsquatch levels uncanny-looking motherfucker.

Goddamn that's a lot of peepee tips. 😐

Who pays ten mil for a site that's not a big name social media site? He'd be lucky to get half that, it'd like trying to sell a decaying slab of meat... Meat that had been had deemed unsafe for human consumption back when it was fresh, that is.

Apparently he's been spotted wandering around a campus near where he's squatting. He continues to dress like you imagine he would and the socks make his legs like some stilt-legged cryptid striding by instead of a fat literal motherfucker. People aren't sure if he's there for Flutter, staking...

That's what the priests are for. :trollface:

Your murder pizza might need a young priest and an old priest, that's not how murder pizzas look at all. 😱

Probably also why Daddy-Daughter dances exist and are a popular thing in trad+faith communities where the dude's overreach into others' lives is not only encouraged, but celebrated as a "righteous actions of a good man." 🤢

Damnable Tales because I'm behind on my reading list and should have honestly read it back in October. It's a folk horror anthology.

Both from the Voodoo thread, but they're 👌

Older stuff or Newer? If newer: you might as well just disregard my opinion because Astroboy, Big O , and The Cowboy Bebop Outlaw Star Trigun Gundam serial were my first Animus. :opeed: Dungeon Mushi is really the only anime I actively watch for updates aside from One Piece (which isn't new,)...

Purrito 👽 solidarity

True, but back in my day bedrotting was just called depression or hysteria (but only for the ladies.)

Catcalling murderers may save lives, but at what cost?

TFW "Yes daddy eviscerate me harder~" waivers become a thing and force would-be murderers to finish the killing no matter how sexual their victim tries to make it.