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He is the cream of the crop. One of the biggest threads on kiwi.

Then this forum will be deserted within a month. Everything isn’t about what YOU want.

Don’t leave him their hanging Let Him Cum!

What would a restaurant only staffed by lolcows menu look like? Starters. Party Cheese Salad Mains. Hamburgers (boiled) Bison Burgers (raw) Drinks. “Pansy Juice” Coke Zero “Fanta Flavoured Cum” Desserts Nutritious Banana’s Can anyone think of any more?

But think how much it would piss off @Feline Darkmage. Me being a mod and him not would be the funniest shit ever.

What did he mean by this?

@OnionNull would a kevin gibes thread be allowed? he is arguably the modern day chris chan in terms of quality.

I remember saying at the time that this is something a 13 year old would do on facebook if there was a kerfuffle in their freind group.

Why do kiwis just sit and take things in the ass like this?

>Josh unironicly asking for gibs

Don’t ban people unless they have a specific offensive on this site. Didn’t @OnionNull say that what happened on kiwi stayed on kiwi? Why is crocoldian so bad anyway (besides stickers). he always just seemed like your average “i don’t do the lolcows” poster.

I don’t know how to use wrapping paper so this is not a problem for me.

I believe pansy faggot (or whatever the fuck that cretin was called) also does this.

@Feline Darkmage post nudes.

He was trying to create artificial farts.

>Her

This looks like the house of an insane 70 year old women that you would see on scum tv rather than a 30 year old male. There’s no style , substance or atmosphere to it. Just a bunch of random shit pilled on top of eachother. It’s people like this that make me hate christmas

Can we have a thread on blue man?

He reads /pol/ retard. Why would he read a politics fourm if he knew nothing about politics.

>Revenge Thread If its funny and interesting who cares?

I'm Feline Darkmage (AKA; FDM, Felicia Hardy, DarkmageKF, KiwiDarkmage, and Purr) and I'm [redacted] years old and I work part-time in fast food. My hobbies mainly revolve around the internet, videogames, music, and sometimes movies or comic books. I'm gay and retired. Moderator from March...

Hoped this was @Vex ’s fabled Josh OP “I need to archive shit, I’m an insider trust me! work out this riddle.”

@OnionNull has said he will be adding new staff tonight. so Who will be the next jannie?

I don’t thonk the fourm will succeed if every cow will have to pass through you before a thread is created.

@SIGSEGV Should just run the site full stop tbh.

@bogъ Apparently they deleted everything that wasn’t blue checkmarked.

It’s a lolcow fourm and they are one in the same.

I HAVE FOUR WORDS FOR YOU NTFS ON THE LINUX

Niche weirdos are nothing compared to Bollywood celebrities and African politicians

Its like a melon or a potato

Also if anything aren’t bigger people more likely to sue than niche weirdos?

I’m pointing out that their will be no growth the way that onionnull wants to do things Like sneasel pointed it, if a cow is funny and is above 18 that’s all that matters. i understand why he’s worried about lawsuits from those who belong in asylums, but couldn’t he just delete the thread and...

lolcow fourms are bassicly just a group of people brought together by the fact they hate everything (including eathother)

Since when does owning a fourm make you immune to criticism?

The ethics is if you post shit on the internet you run the risk of being mocked. if you you think this would upset you don’t post shit on the internet for people to mock. Its not a human right to be able to post retarded nonsense without being made fun off.

If you’re going to moralfag about the ethics of laughing at lunatics and morons on a lolcow fourm get the fuck out. No-one cares .

@OnionNull You are the only person in the world who cares about bollywood celebrity’s and “public figures” Stop forcing people to adhere to your own autistic principles, not even Null did this shit. I don’t know how but you found a way to suck all of the fun out of lolcows.

So no?

I HAVE FOUR WORDS FOR YOU CIA GLOWS IN DARK

I will not answer any questions about this.

The survivors would envy the dead due to mass starvation and radiation poisoning and even then humanity in northern hemisphere would be extinct within 50 years anyway due to prolonged effects of a nuclear winter

Or more likely it was a joke and you all have crippling autism.

Come home white man.

Long live onionfarms

I have had sex with null. He used my anus as a means to get his circumscribed dick to cum because he does not have a foreskin.

@SIGSEGV is like a jannie without the qualities that make a janny horrible

@OnionNull autistic rating when

It was an honour shitposting with you boys *autistic paragraph kissing nulls ass* {youtube link to peter pumpkin head by XTC

8.1 is like the linux if windows and i won’t hear any more against it.

I have 4 words for you I LOVE THIS FILESYSTEM

Mods are gods.

Can modern computers even run Vista?

I’ve got 4 words for you. WINDOWS VISTA IS BASTE

Why can’t i just have a nice thread for once in my fucking life.

Early internet was bbs in the 80s.

>9x >Good

@OnionNull can you create a board for serious threads without unfunny faggots crashing the party with their shitty jokes

@SIGSEGV can you ban this annoying faggot

I want my thread now now now now!

Just post it no-one but autistic faggots give a shit about archiving

Horrorfan89 is a bigger lolcow than i could ever hope to be.

Is there a set schedule for this?

How long would it take to animate that? It looks like an extremely tedious task.

>Making money of YouTube They deserve it.

Jesus you do all that and work in this fourm as well?

No. Coronavirus was a thing before covid, this is just a strand of coronavirus. Vauge similarities do not count as “predictions” a prediction would be Sneed staring at the camera and saying “in the year 2020 there will be a worldwide pandemic caused by a fancy Chinese virus which will shut...

I GOT 4 WORDS FOR YOU I LOVE THESE UPDATES

I HAVE 4 WORDS FOR YOU I LOVE THIS TELEMETRY

Its if you are repying to a user with a non standerd character in their name (letters with squiggly lines etc)

Powerlevel but i’ve been feeling really stressed lately and talkinngnto all of you again has helped thank you @OnionNull and thank you regular null for banning sigs to kick this all off.

95% percent if my posts are not serious. i think its funner to type like a retard and turn all your quirks up to 11

I regularly listen to the Transparent Musical Finale soundtrack.

Thank You.

I thought we were all posting scathing joke reviews.

Its my thread so fuck off

Where’s your copypasta retard

Boring site, five days and already dying and that’s not even mentonioning that lolcow threads are next to nonexistent. If you think this site will become popular because it features a “popular” member of Kiwi Farms (famously one of the worst fourms online) you’ve got another thing coming.