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Brian with a "y are you like this?"

Ragel moment

Ken it isn't worth it. Jollof rice tastes best when its made by immigrants to first world countries. Trust.

Interesting to see your perspective! I totally echo you about the herd mentality and cult following that Null has.

Hi BryBry, have you discovered how to log out and touch grass yet?

A few of those names mentioned work in pairs or small groups with the exception of Assley because she is so unlikable that not even her genetics wanna work for her.

Consdering he's up Elaine's ass and loves gayops it wouldn't surprise me but I don't think so. Interesting though.

Josh sounds like a teenage boy with a sinus infection.

Nah it's funny because it proves we're all chill with one another and the only time anything happens is when a faggot decides to smack the hornets' nest. Good. I hope he has an aneurysm.

Ralph seemed pretty uncomfortable a few times during all of that because of her. Funny seeing him shrink back while a psychotic woman rambles on.

Hey Glowie what happened to your retard attack dog?

River otters are just miniature orcas that can go on land. They hunt in packs and can contend with apex predators in their environment or are the apex predator. Sea otters are a lot more chill and tend to be solitary or in pairs.

Bottlenose dolphins and chimpanzees. The rest of the dolphin species are normal and the rest of the great apes aren't as crazy. There's a documentary on chimp troops that have done things that would be considered war crimes by human standards just because. Bottlenose dolphins are prone to...

The Krybaby of Pol is beefing with Empresa about Ninja, nothing new.

Animals generally fuck for the sole purpose of procreation with only a few species (all of which tend to be sociopaths) that fuck for pleasure and the weirdest shit the pleasure seeking species tend to do is get high and have gay sex

A million socks and they're all just Glowie's alters from his misdiagnosed DID.

I would enjoy it very much if we unmasked the now silent @Stop Socking Gaylord although it's prolly Glowie because he went quiet as soon as ppl said Glowie quit being a massive turdburglar.

Explains Dyn to a T

I literally did not write this though

@Battle of Brainiac cry more

I love that the nickname has caught on.

Well when you're using it for coding that's like asking a doctor to operate on himself, he's useless. I'm also worried about coding-capable AI because that's definitely how some skitzo glowie shit would be birthed. I'm more or less talking about writing, art, basic functions or tech that has had...

Don't try to understand then if it's too much for your brain to handle.

If you eat at the resorts and tourist areas you'll be fine but if you wanna get street food it's nothing but wet markets that make Wuhan look like the cleanest place in the world.

Why is it always the furries that have the most obscene fetishes?

If I could take credit for making that level of degeneracy spread like herpes at a swingers party hosted by the Rekietas I would, but sadly that quote isn't mine to claim. 😘

ChatGPT and AI in general are fantastic tools when they're in the hands of someone who understands how to use them. In the hands of retards, they will never go anywhere.

Imagine being so retarded that a machine begins to lose intelligence due to interacting with you. God, Glowie/Gaylord Socker can't win

It is. Just search up vaporeon copypasta and you'll find a dozen versions of it but this one is the OG

I wouldn't fuck it but someone was motivated enough to type out that shitpost about fucking it.

Thought this specifically was the Pokemon thing: Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’...

Precisely my thoughts. Dude is dumber than a sack of potatoes and constantly makes no sense. He types like he has severe brain damage, constantly having a stroke. Not even ESL retardation because you can usually tell someone who is ESL because they still make sense. Just full on retard...

He's acting like a winner when he isn't. He isn't aware he went backwards. No participation awards for this sped because he didn't even participate correctly.

I think things here are the most chill they've ever been. All the people who are discussing things get along even when we disagree, all the people who don't have each other ignored, and we're able to have cohesive conversations. Kiwifarmers should take note. He's trying to act like he's still...

He can't even shit talk out in the open! Pussy.

I can safely say there are no furry scat fetish group chats here. OF: 1 KF: 0

Any time anyone posts that, they are never pretending to be retarded. They're retarded enough to believe people are falling for their bullshit. I find it real funny he got real quiet when we said he was Glowie and the Kwiffars said shit about him too though.

Of course they are.

Wasn't he just a local mod of the Assley shit?

And when he realized nobody cares, he had to manufacture some drama.

Kamiya is a faggot but Reuben is actually unintentionally hilarious about aliens and shit and he married a younger Japanese cosplay chick

You can interpret these questions any way you want btw. 1. Favorite Lolcow and why: Tied between Nick Rekieta, Josh, and Ethan Ralph. 2. Least Favorite Lolcow and why: DSP, he was never that funny to begin with. 3. Honorable Mentions for both categories: Elaine, she's great but she's been...

He's truly nuts and he threw his bff under the bus too.

I don't think this needs any preface:

It's not like street food elsewhere. The best place to get street food is in big cities in the nicer parts of town. Singapore, Turkey, Morocco, big cities in Thailand, some parts of Indonesia (not Bali, you'll fucking die), Japan, Italy, France (esp the French Riviera), Germany, Malta, Greece...

There's so many amazing Indian places in my town. I'm going to go grab some samosas and mint chutney. Shit is fire.

Stench is also based on diet. So if he's eating garbage he is going to smell even worse.

The Maroon Mounter

The only men who get lost in gooning despite having a wife and children are either mentally ill or acting that way because of the wife's behavior. As an example: Nick Rekieta, who is both mentally ill and has a wife who behaves questionably.

"I am not a gayoper" Famous last words.

Well yeah that shit happened and I'm sure there's far worse like the hypno diaperfurs who use Roblox to find victims, I'm more talking about Josh being part of some child grooming cabal or whatever it was

Oh I'm aware I'm not. The most janjan thing I've done since I was handed the broom is scold our local Gaylord Socker.

I'm neutral about Blaine. His messing with Elaine, Michael, and Racheal Minkin were pretty funny, as well as all the lolcow farm shit. But the whole Roblox pedo grooming cult theories and other skitzo incidents were too bizarre for me.

Based opinion. Shakedown Street is objectively their best song, Sugaree coming in at 2nd. Thanks for answering my question!

How do you feel about the Grateful Dead?

1. Favorite Lolcow and why: 2. Least Favorite Lolcow and why: 3. Honorable Mentions for both categories: 4. Lolcow you don't understand the hype about: 5. Underrated Lolcow(s): 6. Any personal lolcows that don't have threads: 7. Favorite Lolcow Community: 8. Least Favorite Community: 9...

Packin more heat than Josh on a good day.

Me every time you post a Regina gif

To be fair, I don't think Epik would go that far because to prove that Josh himself was responsible would involve them having to bring forth the events that led up to it, giving Josh more evidence for his own case. Don't think Epik believes the risk is worth the reward when they're in hot water...

Calling people autistic constantly is rich for the dude with a rusted hamster wheel for a brain run by a paraplegic mouse. If you're quiet enough you can hear the wheel creaking and the mouse squeaking (screaming) when he's trying to explain his reasoning behind going aggro at literally nothing.

"NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T THINK BOILED BURGER MAN WHO PUTS MORE TIME INTO NIGERIAN GOSSIP THAN LOLCOWS IS FUNNY HE'S LITERALLY HITLER" -Glowie, 2024

You should know better than anyone that simply existing provokes these a-logs into going off on skitzo rants, reading into every little move you make and trying to connect posts and behaviors to validate their wild theories that seemingly spiral further and further out of control despite the...

Discord gayops are out of style after all the mind-numbingly retarded shit that has gone down there. It's not even passably funny anymore.

Josh will finally have a stepmother who will beat some sense into him.

Here's what you and Glowie need to work on:

God I hope so. Mandy 2.0 in the making.

If you go to any local game/hobby store or card shop you can find at least 10 Nulls at any given time of day, no need to dickride a guy that's gonna inevitably troon out and hates women under the fake LARP anyway.

Are these limpdicked manbabies implying farm girls are bad?

I just saw her getting thrashed for being an attention whore in the telegram and constantly facedoxing

At least make it make sense, right? That was such a bizarre conclusion to come to.

Cohesive meaning there aren't any room for questioning whether or not he has holes in his brain. Rita writes like someone stroking out after taking too much meth. Crimson Is a schizo, but isn't stroke patient levels of handicapped.

He's trying to say you're that FTM KFer Mr Cool Ice/Whiteglove which is the biggest reach ever because she can't even form a cohesive sentence even when using small words.

Prolly? Definitely.

Posts from before then would be the best measure

An easy way to solve this would be harnessing the power of cataloging what times of day Lidl posts at and any mentions of time or screenshots involving a timestamp or date/time visible and try to figure it out. Like what happened with people suspecting Null was back in the US based on his usage...

@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt please update the random.txt with new ones so I can pick a new favorite.