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No fucking way Josh is a Christian. Does he really think a Christian God would be cool with doxxing and gunt guarding pedophiles OH EXCUSE ME ephebophile or however the fuck you spell it. It’s purely for the aesthetic and the fact that it gives him a philosophical reason to hate transgenders...

That was a thing, but now even that’s evil and off limits. You have to just eat kale and boiled chicken now, all natural :shronk:

Mm mm MM mm MM. On the topic, I could totally imagine these being some diet tard’s roundabout “cheat meal”. “Burger King? More like slop king! I prefer sliced heart in burgundy sauce”

Finally, dinner plans. Thank you.

That’s so fucking sad, just buy Pizza Hut kek Fad diets are a bit more whatever to me, I mean, it’s only hurting themselves. I only care when they try to force it onto others or shame others for not following it, miserable cunts B-B-But you didn’t do it the right way! Yoohoos are processed...

You can also get blended grass shipped to you for 399 a month, pretty sweet deal I’d say, a YouTuber advertised it to me whilst saying it’s cheaper than a 5 dollar meal deal at Wendy’s

I always feel a bit guilty posting here cause I feel like I’ve filled up the page, I just really like this site and often want to post. Do tell me if I’m doing it too mucb Anyways, fuck western dieters, privileged shit wipes. “If you have half of a donut, feel free throwing the rest away! You...

Oh right I forgot Man I wonder why I blacked out before typing that, so strange :shocking:

Holy shit I’m famous And it’s all for my lack of pubes

If it weren’t for how clockable my artstyle was, I’d draw Josh being paid off by Hoffman in the style of one of those liberal political commentary comics

The face is perfect though :shronk:

Yup, it was the shit when I was a teen. It still is, I’m not really into it like at all anymore but I still like Gaster I’ll have to check them out, which game do I start with?

Oh man, when I was a kid ya everyone was all over him, but I don’t see him talked about much anymore in my age group. Or Final Fantasy in general, it’s considered “niche” now I guess. Maybe I should get into it? When I said that I was thinking like Gaster or something, kek

Ok I’m not getting this Destiny thing. So Destiny sexts a 16 yr old, bad But Andy sexts a 17 yr old, good? It’s a one year difference, how come Destiny is weird but Warski is fine, where’s the consistency? Destiny gets a community feature but Warski dosent

I can’t really think of one off the top of my head. I don’t play many video games. I know back in senior high (though he’s technically not a video game character) I had a massive thing for Zangoose from Pokemon. Like if he could talk and had longer legs. I started hiding it though after some...

The doxx was still retarded. And “Well AFTER we doxxed her we found out she really was weird” dosent really justify it imo I also don’t think that justifies going on a goose chase to find her, waste of time over one person in a community of millions. It’s just kinda (I hate this word)...

Huh, I didn’t know that. I always assumed it was like being a priest where if you tried to leave you’d be excommunicated

Absolutely, I didn’t mean to sound like I thought it was forced, my mistake. Absolutely people can choose celibacy, but I’d say for the average person it is a very big decision, especially if they’re a nun or something and it’s a lifelong thing they’re not allowed to take back.

That dosent really go against what I said. Having such narrow preferences is a sexual dysfunction, I never said it wasn’t. Even voluntary celibacy to me implies the desire existing, just not acting out on it. The word just dosent stick for me, sorry. No shit. Just like how human beings can’t...

I have to disagree purely because of my friend. She’s never watched porn (and I’d know since we’ve been attached at the hip since childhood) and she had a great childhood, she just dosent like sex. Honestly I’ve never seen porn make someone uninterested in sex, I’ve only seen it make them more...

Maybe I’m the racist, I can’t even get an Asian woman’s name right :paytas:

Honestly, I feel the forum would benefit from a rule. It’s going to seem harsh but I think it’s the only thing kiwitards can handle. There should be a rule where no pedophiles are allowed to be made public threads of, outside of very trusted long time users participating who have proven their...

It’s so strange. I remember someone in a thread said they wanted to ban porn and it got a bunch of positive stickers, I just don’t remember things being like this.

That aside, am I the only one who’s deeply not a fan of the KF boards that are just snooping into closed communities. I usually wouldn’t mind if it weren’t for how hard of a-logs they are. It turns from “I got into a furry discord, look at this funny thing this guy said” to “We INFILTRATED a...

Nigga, what? I’m not even mad I’m just so genuinely confused, how do you get this far away from your roots as a website. When did KF start going by The Bible?

Oh I’m not in the Kiwi thread Wait a minute how tf did I even get here

Who the fuck is anliteralidiot

I may have some insight, I have a friend who is. Warning though, I may accidentally devolve into gushing cause I really really really care about her, I can’t help it and I only realize I got mushy when it’s too late :paytas: I can’t debunk what you said since she’s the only one I know, but I...

And it’s considered “based”, it’s strange. I have no interest in dating or sex (Beyond the thought of “Hm, what would that be like? It’d be weird, ick.”) at least currently (Who knows how I’ll feel years from now) but I always understood that as “abnormal”, now everyone wants to hop onto the...

I think you just summed up exactly why I hate socializing with my age group. Luckily the ones at my college fall into neither, they’re just bronies, furries, and weebs. They’re fun to hang around. What bothers me is it’s not even, like— Legit. It’s not genuine religious devotion, they’re just...

Remind me, when did Christianity become ok to insert into lolcow watching? I feel like if someone said this back in 2013 they’d be laughed out the thread, but correct me if I’m wrong

I mean I have watched Josh be flamed for supporting Andy Warski, that’s about as satisfying

Dosent it literally say this before you sign up? I remember reading a post by OnionNull before making my account that clarified that people WILL fuck with you and you can’t bitch

Alright, here’s a lesson, Onions. And listen closely If anyone And I mean ANYONE Ever tried to defend someone by saying “It’s not pedophilia, it’s ephebophilia, it’s hebephilia, it’s dhdbdjdbdhdshsphilia” then RUN, that’s always a red flag. Look, my fucking phone dosent even process them as...

I didn’t say anything personal in it so no, I don’t mind, I was actually about to do the same thing until I saw you already did it :feels:

Nigga calm down. Gore San did not edit that, it was Jack (@Smeared Mascara) Jack came to me in DMs and asked for permission to edit it, I gave him permission. Calm down, it’s just a joke.

Well yeah you have fucking PTSD

I don’t even know what happened to me there on that last one. I blacked out and that’s what was there. It was strange, it’s almost like I didn’t do it. Like… :deviant: A mod did it… Nah

A majority of Muslims I’ve met wouldn’t actually be considered Muslims. They don’t actually follow every tenet of the Quran (which is required for paradise). They’re good people purely because they don’t listen to the psychotic pedo murder shit in their book.

It’s so stupid cause it’s like, that’s bad too. That’s 15 to 19. 15. “You killed that man!” “Uh, no, I dismembered him! He’s not dead yet! Get your facts straight, oh my gosh.”

I can’t help myself, it’s almost like I’m being controlled. Like my posts are being changed. That can’t be it though.

I LOVE JACK SO MUCH I WANT TO BE HIS BLACK NAZI GF

Not yet, this is funny

EVERYONE GET A HOLD OF YOURSELVES THIS IS GOING TOO FAST

WHAT IS GOING ON I genuinely left for 5 minutes and my comment has already been edited by Jack to be a sperg about— Wait I’m just now reading it, nevermind, this is based

I Did not say that

I have a big old hairy pussy because I love having pubic hair because my daddy Jack told me to grow it. I have to do what he says because I love the way my pubic hair feels pressing against my panties when Jack is changing my post and completely negating the things I just said. It makes me so...

Lmao, jokes aside I’m a woman. Born a woman, still a woman. As you can imagine I don’t know what it’s like to penetrate a shaved vagina Hentai lied to me, what the fuck?

I shave

SHE RETURNED TO DEFEND ME 👑

All I said is I shave my vagina

I think the appeal for OF was seeing nudes if someone specific, someone you’ve always wanted to see, even if it’s for a price. I mean it’s really fucking stupid though cause if it never existed then women would’ve just become pornstars where you can see their nudes for free

I’m not really getting any vagina, as you may have guessed. But if you mean what I prefer for me, definitely. Pubes are one of the most uncomfortable feelings, next to putting on deodorant and hearing that “Krrrch-! Krrrch-!” Sound you get cause you haven’t shaved your pits. I can appreciate...

Uncircumcised dicks always looked, eh to me. Not disgusting just non-sexual if that makes sense. Like it’s just what a guy pees out of until it’s… idk, unsheathed? I don’t know how this shit works. I have to disagree with you on the vagina comment, whenever I’m in locker rooms and the girl next...

I wasn’t insulting him, sorry if it seemed that way. I was just joking with him, he knows me and him are cool

This is just funny to me, how passionate you are about this that is. Last time I looked at porn (Which was when I was like 14) all I saw was circumcised penises and for some reason groomed(?) vaginas. Like not even “bushes” just straight up maintained pubes.

You and this fucking foreskin phenomena

I will say, you have sides mixed up. Most people who are “NEVER GOON” are also right. So much so that Turkey Tom is still made fun of by his fans for calling Ava by “she/her” pronouns. I’ve only really seen people call others “gooners” if they’d also call someone a “tranny”. Turkey Tom really is...

I think my main issue with the anti porn movement nowadays is what it’s based on. I would be satisfied if it was based on religion or something substantial but it’s based on fucking middle school playground culture of “Porn is lame! Gym is cool!”. I’ve noticed this with many internet movements...

To be fair I don’t think it’s a porn or women thing, I think it’s just culture period Things like Roblox and Labubu have become more normal amongst adults. For good reason, “adult stuff” like drinking beer and barbecuing and getting your nails done fucking sucks and is the lamest shit ever. But...

Josh fighting these “DDoS attacks”

Bad news for Turkey Tom

@Funny Watermelon

That’s an arguement I could see, until you see just how much of the internet is built off of KiwiFarms. The issue is nowadays people either refuse to credit them or heard it from someone who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a KiwiFarms user. Most if not all you know about...

That was still so retarded and funny, Lidl didn’t pass the shit test. Slurs are a regular here but you can’t say a slur against ME cause I’m a WAHMEN

Allow me to be MATI for a second

I wish the site was working so I could find it, it was insane. People legit just mad a nigga was having fun

Didn’t you make that one thread for posting pictures of an anime watermelon girl? If you were props to you, that was a cute thread. I also remember it angering people for some reason?

Everyone? A round of applause! He wrote a paragraph WITHOUT mentioning Mylar balloons!!! She never really eats the dinner I make (I think? Idk sometimes it’s gone and idk how it happened) so I guess it’s not her’s. She says she’s “just worried” but I know her to be a pretty dishonest person so...

I’m just waiting for the next grift. It has to do something with hating transgenders, that’s all you need to play Josh like a cheap kazoo. Radfems? Well, you hate transgenders so come on in! Despite the fact that most of our user base despises your lot! I could genuinely see lolis coming in and...

Just came to post this

I refuse to believe this isn’t a child, who writes fucking fanfiction in a KiwiFarms thread. If the front page random text could be images this would have to be one. What is this, this is probably the biggest KiwiFarms L I’ve ever seen, this is so fucking embarrassing.

exhibit a That makes sense, being in power can be boring I imagine. Like I said, I usually see rich and powerful people have this fetish so I can imagine it stems from a boredom with having everything. For me it’s like, truth be told I’ve always had issues with being secure in myself, so the...

This is a very funny beginning for some reason “Now, y’see, let me break the game down to you. I need a mommy dommy.” I should’ve clarified though, that it’s more so the more off color kinks that I think tend to stem from something happening. Femdom is a kink as old as time, every powerful man...

Not a good day. Was cooking dinner and mom comes in and calls me fat. I’m sitting pouting pissed off and my sibling tells me “Well, recontextualize it, she’s trying to give you advice” but that didn’t make me feel any better. Until I sat and thought and realized what did I mean, my mom is...

Game recognizes game, and when game is slacking I need to help out game

You’re slacking, lock in

FUCK YES, THANK YOU, you’re awesome for a racist :feels:

If I ever accidentally talk about porn with a kid I’m killing myself, so Ken, if I kill my self just know it’s entirely your fault :trollface: