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This deserves to be a random txt, kek

I have some good stuff but it unfortunately involves the sharty and I’m not tryin’ to pick fights with them, so I’ll leave you with the less funny stuff Kiwifarmer says saying you like a kid’s show is predatory. Keep in mind he’s not saying “Exposing children to porn of it is predatory”, no, he...

I agree but believe it’s rather “there’s very little good people in this world”. To the point where it can justify avoiding the average person, but if you meet someone where things genuinely click, how can you be sure it’s not meant to be?

I agree with all of this but at the same time They’re teenagers, what do you expect. Theres some teens that think actual doo doo shit is unironically funny. You’re getting along with a NON AMERICAN? This is reaching critical conditions. Well, at least she’s not Canadian.

I accidentally fucked up the react like twice Rather I think you’re like meth for Jack, the longer you’re gone the more he starts scratching at his neck and hallucinating voices

I can get that feeling, I only really ever felt it around my parents, maybe not totally “I’m gonna die” but this sort of imminent feeling of danger or whatever I’m not poetic like you That’s why I never got doing it, not that I don’t respect veterans of course, I just always stare at them like...

NOT AGAIN Honestly no I totally get the hate now, this is kinda just harassment at this point, Crashley

Why’d you get me so invested in a story about a concert fight over lighting some chick’s hair on fire

That’s fucking metal, I wanna get in a concert fight. Except I have noodle arms and am made of wet cotton balls so I’d probably just genuinely die. Most “hardcore” concert experience I’ve had was when I was in a mosh pit and a furry in a maid dress was there hitting everyone the hardest. I...

Dude you were at an MSI concert. They probably liked that. I’ve had an opposite experience with crowdsurfing. At my first show I decided to crowd surf and I was shocked at how nice everyone was. One time they nearly dropped me and I on instinct grabbed this chick’s hair and immediately felt...

That’s the thing, there’s a punchline there, so it can actually be funny. Farmers will just post that ugly ass soyjak of the trans guy “ACK”ing herself and expect the crowd to go into hysterics ACTUAL jaw drop, that’s the most wholesome thing I’ve ever heard you say. To me theyre funny insofar...

I had to change the react to winner cause those things are fucking delicious

I actually don’t really like flaming hot Cheetos, they’re not really “flaming hot” in my opinion :Toughguy: I do very much like Sprite though, kek. I just love lemon anything. I wish they didn’t replace Sierra Mist with that Starry shit

That’s what’s crazy to me, I could get significantly cheaper food at an IHop than a McDonalds, I mean, 3 dollars for a hashbrown? I have no clue what Ronald was smoking with that one. Everyone’s complaining about it too, I wonder if it’ll change, hopefully cause I do genuinely like the...

Stuff was definitely cheaper, I don’t know about smaller though. I’ve seen some old fast food advertisements and some Big Macs people kept (for some reason), and everything seemed fucking huge. For so cheap too. I could easily demolish a Big Mac but the old 70s ones, I’d probably have to split...

The feature has been so boring these past few months, I’m reminded of that one scene from Family Guy where Peter gets so bored of philately he kills himself. I can just imagine that with Null. “Alright, kiwis, big week we’ve had! So a lolcow no one knows about got arrested, I really don’t like...

Is it just me or are farmers so unfunny I like edgy humor too, but there needs to be a punchline. So many times farmer’s punchline is just “I hate niggers and furries”. That’s not funny, that’s a statement. Posting a photo of a transgender killing themself isn’t funny, it’s just a drawing...

They can be quite attractive, but I don’t know about that. I’m saving myself for marriage personally, but if they were nice enough we could talk.

Of course his mother didn’t love him, that explains literally everything

I honestly would not be shocked if Josh said something stupid and got his shit kicked in and now hates blacks because of that. I wonder where his Indian hatred comes from? Maybe he ordered some butter chicken that was over seasoned once and hasn’t forgotten it since.

What Josh dosent realize is the identity he internalizes with black people is an identity anyone can have. As @Smeared Mascara said, it’s not a culture where your race makes it that you’re automatically apart of it, nor does your race automatically exclude you from it. I honestly prefer it, as...

I think what he means is the kiwis aren’t looking at it the way that you are, Josh is just an actual legit racist (Like not “I have criticisms for black society” like actually believes all blacks rape and kill and if they haven’t then they will eventually, like actually believes whites are the...

Ya, no, they moved on from that quick luckily. I posted all the screenshots from that convo, I should’ve clarified my bad. Still crazy that Null just kept suggestive pics of a kid in that thread but I guess I’m not too surprised

What I love about this is these disorders have no relation to eachother, he just threw shit at the wall and saw what stuck.

On a completely separate note, kiwi has noodle arms and can’t even play with a dog without momentarily passing out

Ugh, this shit again

I think you’re replying to the wrong thing. In the screenshot you’re replying to, the subject changed. He was referring to a picture a kiwi posted of an underaged boy posting his thighs, the kiwi posted the picture as this sort of “own” over something Ruben Sim related. The kiwi did not delete...

I should also note, Regretevator (The game the character is from) isn’t a kid’s game. It’s an all ages game. It’s unfortunate that nowadays if your media doesn't include excessive swearing and sex then you’re automatically considered a “kid’s game” Another gem He did not delete the pictures by...

Let’s start off today right Kiwicuck claims a drawing of a woman standing there equals gooner. Thoughts @Smeared Mascara ? I’m asking you cause this reminds me of when Swanson called you a porn addict “sexualizes” “sexualizes”

HOME SWEET HOOOOOME Finally the site isn’t bricked

That dosent even make any sense, retard. Something isn’t underreported cause no one cares. Reporting is simply admitting it happened, the reactions of the people you admitted to don’t affect that statistic. Otherwise Hollywood rapes would be “underreported”

It is. There’s a lot of factors keeping black men from facing their emotions but I’d guess the biggest one is that most of the time they legit just don’t really have “time” for it. It’s no secret that a lot of black people live in crime riddled cities where they sorta have to be the “protector”...

Well, “barely legal” is a thing in good culture, but that’s it. 18 is still the minimum. Though, black men are incredibly protective of their daughters. Double so for good men. So even if some black pedo fucked around with their kid, they’d be dead next morning.

>Complains about a-loggers >A-logs Never change, kiwifarms

HE’S SAYING 17 IS OK TO FUCK AGAIN

This has to be a minor bro.

@Smeared Mascara He’s doing it again Albeit I did ask

I don’t even know what he’s talking about because his site is the hotbed for unnecessary edginess and hostility. And for fucks sake, get Nine out your profile pic unless you actually like the show. Have some sincerity.

I read it and it sounds like you’re defending fucking a 17 year old, I’m asking you to give you the benefit of the doubt that you’re not a pedo (Or excuse me, ephebophile)

So what happened? You got banned from OnionFarms for defending fucking a 17 yr old?

So, thoughts on staff at KF? I only know two, that one guy with the spinning anime girl icon and that AnOminous guy, what are our thoughts on them?

Kinda tells you all you need to know about this place

Speaking of which, isn’t soyjak.blog a site for teenagers? How old are you? Yknow minors aren’t allowed on this site, correct?

Oh, you’re the guy who definitely does not like BFDI yet based his entire online presence on a BFDI character!

Spot the soyjak.blog admin I guess

“HE LIKES LITTLE BOY CIRCUMCISION”

I’m more concerned about the “having zero friends” thing, how do you go that long without making a single connection?

That’s not the flex you think it is.

That’s literally so ironic. The one they’d make fun of the most is the one most successful in life. Brilliant.

I called you a NIGGA, not a NIGGER, NIGGER

I can unironically see a KF’er screen capping this to call you a pedo for talking about circumcision

My goat… noooo… Can you link the thread? :( “He likes anime AND has cock degloving videos… Of CHILDREN I BET”

Ken being a party pooper once again But fr I need on that blockland thing, the funny watermelon guy can’t be washed, say it ain’t so!

I love how everytime a picture of a Kiwifarmer comes out, they always always ALWAYS look like this. Only exceptions I’m aware of are Ruben Sim and Turkey Tom, who look fairly put together. But even then they’re less so Kiwifarmers and more so just YouTubers.

Hasn’t he been on this since 2013? Fuckin hell. Get a hobby, nigga

I need to see his response cause this is checkmate

“Y’see Swanson is a pedophile because uhh because he’s a Muslim, he dosent like bacon. And yknow some children ALSO don’t like bacon so he’s using that to GROOM THEM. And uh, Jacks a pedophile cause- cause- LOOK AT THAT PORN HE POSTED it kinda looks like the girl in it is 18 and 18 IS BASICALLY...

I’m glad I’m not the only one annoyed at this point, please please please please please say SOMETHING ELSE

I’m not a Chinese mommy dommy so I don’t think you’d have much fun I’m sure Gore San just actually has a stash of that shit though otherwise I have no clue where he’s getting it, you get that from years of accumulation. I’ll be honest, you had me fooled. I was reading the conversation like...

That’s how you should take Home too, I mean, I’m pretty sure we all play characters here and it’s pretty cool. Does anyone really think I have that much vitriol for Ruben Sim? Does anyone really think at 20 yrs old I’m this entrenched in Kiwi culture? Does anyone really think I’ve watched a...

We must settle something, I’m quite proud of Ruben. He’s mellowed out a lot more since my original rants on him, I’m assuming it’s because he’s way too busy helping Schlep through this case. Which is very noble of him. Hopefully he keeps this up, less retarded trolling, more actually fucking...

Ohh, my mistake. I’m still piecing together the Jack lore, kek. I just remember you mentioned having PTSD and being deployed after 9/11 and I put two and two together.

When you said you were a Muslim I knew it was curtains, after being deployed after 911 Jack kinda hates all Muslims. Something about PTSD iirc. I mean it IS called OnionFarms so of course it’s going to be similar in ways, like KF it has the rule that everyone’s allowed but unlike KF it actually...

The woke muslim! What would you say is the biggest culprit? I would guess the sharty since they don’t have the “no harassment” rule except that they’re very niche, most people don’t know they exist

what Oh man. 🍿 The resulting fight is gonna be good I still think the Santa thing is worse. Just the way he was talking combined with the fact that I didn’t expect him to go full on nude

Also no way Null pulled out a whole parable just to avoid saying anything good about Indians. How does this guy even live life. For me, it was a simple realization. Null runs one of the most hated forums on the internet, the average person has something negative to say about it. That was always...

I didn’t even notice that LMAOO I’m telling you it’s the KF’ers who are the gayest

I mean He is right I would not treasure his life

Kiwifarmer explains why KiwiTubers are bad, accidentally explains why Kiwifarms is bad THIS IS ALSO IGNORING THE FACT THAT KIWIFARMERS DO THE SAME SHIT WIFH A DIFFERENT TOILET

I actually do agree with that. Again, sorry if it seemed like I was trying to say “White people bad and black people good, ergo it’s ok to hate white people”. I wasn’t, those aren’t my thoughts, opinions, again I see it quite similarly to Josh’s thing he has going on which. Like I said, I think...

Like I said, I don’t agree with it, just that I can get it. I get Josh’s position too, but just like black people’s racial collectivism I think his is pretty retarded

I mean when you’re history is mostly you being killed, raped, maimed, and extorted for no reason other than how you look, you tend to build a standard of believing your kind over the people who have a history of fucking you over. I’m not saying I agree with it, just that I 100% understand it. If...

i didn’t even see the part where he talked about trans people, its almost like he enters a flow state of bigotry where all the slurs just fuse together and come out as one quick high-pitched blip. It needs to be studied. I’m glad unlike Josh, you’re accepting of negros porchmonkeys slaves Silas...

I’ve always wondered why the drop image thing was even an option if we’re not allowed to do it. Just get rid of it. Anyway, so are you banned fr from KF? If so, welcome!

Oh lol. Thats my mistake, I didnt even see that he mentioned trans people there. I was talking about when he said “black people cant help but steal and rape, it’s in their DNA! ”

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Fucking shit, I thought doxxing was against the rules here. Can’t believe this, my face revealed and everything

sigh I guess it does

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