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  1. fnaarf

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    definitely didn't ruin the engagement from you apparently though lmao
  2. fnaarf

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Ken if you add a Nazi react so I can react to every post where Ashley is being unironically transphobic with a swastika I promise I'll never make fun of your smoke alarm beeping again
  3. fnaarf

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    yay, it's a new month so I get to roll the "Ashley Hutsell Jankowski let her rape fetish flag fly" timer back to zeAH GOD DAMNIT ASHLEY
  4. fnaarf

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    She got banned off of l96 so she's back here, as per usual, because she's mentally incapable of not sticking her foot in the shit pile and then complaining it stinks lol
  5. fnaarf

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    who. what. where. when. this is the first time ive looked at either kf or onion in however long its been since the last time ive posted thats wild. why are you still posting here
  6. fnaarf

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    I get off kiwifarms and the onions for months and Ashley is still kicking around spouting the same damn lines. very sad many such cases
  7. fnaarf

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Damn I got a whole new job while Ashley was gone and she's still doing the same stupid chimp shit. isn't the cycle of nature beautiful? it's like knowing every pig in nature that's ever existed has rolled in mud
  8. fnaarf

    Muh Autism🥴╭∩╮( •̀_•́ )╭∩╮ The Sperg Pit

    good Lord is this what people see when me and Ashley are having a tit-for-tat
  9. fnaarf

    Lodge cast iron pans

    btw I followed the instructions y'all gave me for cleaning the pan after the last time (heat water, scrub with dish pad, re-season) and my eggs weren't slidey but they stuck significantly less! I think after a couple more rounds of cooking it'll be perfect
  10. fnaarf

    Lodge cast iron pans

    i wish i had the room to do home brewing, making flavored mead looks like so much fun
  11. fnaarf

    Lodge cast iron pans

    kosher salt is chunky! it's salt used for koshering, not salt that is kosher (ive also used ice cream salt)
  12. fnaarf

    Lodge cast iron pans

    it was how my mom taught me to clean them- you let the gunk soak up with kosher salt, scrub a little and then rinse and re-season. but if its better to do smth like steel wool or just a normal scrubber ill try that
  13. fnaarf

    Lodge cast iron pans

    WITH SALT!!!!
  14. fnaarf

    Racialist Motivated 👦🏿 Syrup

    i miss lolcow.org we had such good times there
  15. fnaarf

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    🎵materia girl 🎵
  16. fnaarf

    KF Linked ⛓️ Keffals / Lucas Roberts

    huh. i guess
  17. fnaarf

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    site looks like this now and my alerts don't work, help
  18. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    girl you keep coming onto the karl website and being enraged and triggered when you see karl. have you considered doing something different with your life
  19. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    you are the boomerest boomer to ever boomer. you are spiritually 60 and physically probably 60 in terms of joint health as well. good lord.
  20. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    babe they made you a playpen go play in it
  21. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    girl you are literally following Karl around to different websites and screaming at him. this is a thing you have done. you were literally (not gen Z literally, I mean psychologically-broke-in-the-head literally) obsessed with a photo of two old dudes facetiming with funny filters because you...
  22. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    no, but I don't have a psychosexual fixation on Karl, you're my one true love/scientific horror case (mostly the latter) ngl I got TikTok so I was looking at cat videos for like 5 hours straight and I forgot you existed. sorry. I know you long desperately for my half-assed quips I'll try and do...
  23. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    KAAAAAAAAARRRLLLLLLLL
  24. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    >watching CNN lmao
  25. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    "fnaarf seems mad" (proceeds to lob insults, triple post, etc etc the usual) very un-mad behavior on your part I must say
  26. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    the only thing I'm mildly annoyed about is working on labor day lol. I'm a little disappointed kf is down but oh well, Twitter also has niche internet drama if you know where to look
  27. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    wrong oh no! anyways wrong, that's you wrong + just because all the clothing in your size at goodwill is fuck-ugly doesn't mean you need to snipe at them about it, try moving up an income bracket wrong 💙 are you like. mad I don't care about you enough to commit crimes? gay "normies" lmao...
  28. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    oh, the poor boy, going without my attention bc my mom was sick and in the hospital, truly I am the most abusive person to ever exist. lol i know. still a self-own though. we didn't need to know that but I'm sure glad we did (also kind of sad you couldn't manage to get opiates at the height of...
  29. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    thanks for telling us unprompted that we literally live in your head rent free that's hilarious. top tier Ashley confessions right next to "I got fat because I depression drank a lot"
  30. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    how am I supposed to know lol I haven't been on the website since cloudflare kicked him off
  31. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    about as well as she knows this "darkpool" fella I presume
  32. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    how do you prove a negative, smartass
  33. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    no i dont know about you but when i want an image i just google it, download it, post it where it goes and then delete it. normal people don't hoard porn and you can find fat feeder fetish images very easily by just putting site:4chan.org as a filter lol
  34. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    no, he made me talk him down from the comfort of his living room because he was attention deprived lmao lmao. that's a very big IF
  35. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    it's okay ashley you can admit you're sad KF is gone and there's only this dump to hateread. this is a safe space thread
  36. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    no thanks that's not my ideal first date
  37. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    decision that everyone knew would happen eventually happens, more news at 11. time to go back to reddit
  38. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    why would I when it was only once? I'm sure you've done equally as dumb things when you were a teenager... how long ago was that. 35 years ago? ok Freud maybe do some cocaine and you'll calm down
  39. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    what website do you think you're on right now? if you're constantly smelling burning toast you might need to see a doctor
  40. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    we've been over this lol he had untreated bpd
  41. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    pay me $500 and i'll express an opinion about whatever you want baby my last (and only) boyfriend decided threatening suicide while my mom was in the hospital and making me talk him down for 6 hours straight instead of being with her was a good idea. i broke up with him the next day and quelle...
  42. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    ive seen more on cat pictures and meme posts no :feels: oh no, my ip address and burner email, god forbid. anyways in actual problems i have nothing at home that i feel like cooking but im hungry. time to die
  43. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    it's funny to watch you flail at me for 5-15 minutes every few days! for the minimum amount of interaction possible i get at least 2 or 3 posts of absolute delusional batshittery, you can't buy entertainment like that at the family dollar
  44. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    and? so am I going to be someday. so will you except that you'll be more of a Crisco container instead of just a "smear" I've been on a family reunion kick for the last 2 weeks and have met cousins I didn't even know existed, but I'm sorry to hear about your shrinking personal circle
  45. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    Deadpool isn't going to rise from the dead to fuck you, Ash
  46. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    and. the claim is that he posts every single day. he's not you babe
  47. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    "target" is a little aggressive. what I actually did was embarrass myself by having serious theological debate with an insane woman who thought I wanted to fuck her mongoloid abusive husband he hasn't done this in like months lol
  48. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    me personally? lol OK I guess me saying Marshall was a wife beater did him in, astonishing he made it so long if his psyche was that fragile. couldn't have been any other factors involved in it like Melinda being an insufferable harpy who held his balls hostage
  49. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    mad because she won't be your latest pet Special Person aren't you only child syndrome rears its ugly head again
  50. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    reminder that didn't happen
  51. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    if someone had talked me into trying testosterone at 12 just because i complained about pimples and having periods i would be incredibly miserable now and also stuck with irreversible side effects lol
  52. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    so the whole grooming minors into being catboys thing is fine to you?
  53. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    how do you feel about Lucas getting doxed because he was too lazy to use a fake bg this time around
  54. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    well KF is back up now so I blame you for jinxing it
  55. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    is that really your business
  56. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    damn dude I can't take back that many laughs at this point you might as well just let me pass go I wish KF wasn't down so I could post some of the True and Honest Funnier Smarter Women you insist on stanning like a weird kpop groupie
  57. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    your sexual fantasies about me get weirder every time and it's kind of disturbing no, but you're definitely into watching cats being raped, so that's so sad it horseshoed back around to being funny
  58. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    correct. chocolate oranges slap and every other chocolate+flavor combo is inferior after that imo
  59. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    how have I lost anything so far. also you have simped incredibly loudly for keffals who flirted with a minor and let minors into adult spaces in his discord so uh? answer the call inside your own house first maybe you know nothing about me lol you don't even know what state I live in except...
  60. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    I do! I have good food opinions and I'll share them with anybody and everybody I please. Mint and chocolate is fucking gross this guy gets it
  61. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    I have not, but I did Google it and it looks like exactly the kind of texture I hate. Garlic naan slaps though love that with some tomato soup
  62. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    Just raisins. I hate the texture. When you encounter chocolate in the wild it usually either pulls apart (melty and gooey) or breaks apart, but when you hit a raisin it just kind of.. chews. Oatmeal raisin cookies are fine though.
  63. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    it's Saturday. no thank u
  64. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    I've never seen one in my life but if those are raisins it's staying far away from me. Raisins are the worst
  65. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    no, no, this thing https://www.browneyedbaker.com/pumpkin-scones-spiced-glaze/ but vanilla. the icing hardens into a crumbly mess and the scone is also crumbly so you have like 3 lbs of crumbs to lick off the plate after
  66. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    no, I'm am amerifag so it's already a sugary monstrosity with icing
  67. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    1. no Ukrainian even knows I exist so I can't exactly "use" them by pointing out that you don't give two shits about them 2. this scone is really good
  68. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    I'm literally eating a scone
  69. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    LAST TIME I LOG ON HERE
  70. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    nobody uses this terminology in 2022 grandma cmon
  71. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    lol ok but can we schedule that to be after my aunt and uncle have lunch w me and my mom this weekend Jesus Christ are you 12? what kind of acne ridden teenage boy self conscious about his rough puberty type of insults are these Ashley, over in the normal world people have this thing called...
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