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I personally prefer this version. Great movie by the way.

Keeping Up With The Kardashians, UK Edition

Yeah it loads for half a minute or so on my device then says "page could not be loaded."

I was joking kinda, but Josh's lore and statements are, as usual, all over the place. Honestly there's a lot of inside jokes in regards to him and his interests and habits, but I do know that his parents are split up and he claims to be overseas. He's probably going to pull an Andrew Tate and...

Chris wouldn't be Chris without his handy dandy vaginal repellent talisman. If there's one reason he's remained a virgin for a number of years, it's:

The only part of that I find hard to believe is the idea that Null ever had a girlfriend. Yes people, fatter, uglier version of Elliot Rodger and all, but he goes whole hog on being defensive if anyone questions him on dating or sex, like he's got something to hide. It's not like he's Pamperchu...

I thought "Queen of Spades" was a term for a white woman who had an affinity for seeking sexual relationships with black men. Apparently this one seeks attention and doesn't know how to turn off Caps Lock.

It's the Month of Retribution, people. ' I've heard of her, the irony is that, in death, Elliot finally got the female attention he desired.

I honestly believe that he thinks that he has nowhere else to go. You can't get banned from a site you own, after all. A website like Kiwi Farms could work in theory, as long as it wasn't Josh running the place.

To be fair, a country that will imprison people for ten years for watching a video can go fuck itself. Back on the subject of Josh he really needs to either sell the site to someone else who can manage it better, or at least get some technical aid from a trusted friend. The site is still down...

Is he gonna do a CakeFarts video?

The Ambassador of the great Vindaloovian Empire is a pedofork? I am most disappointed. However I do love to see Josh sperg out whenever anyone brings up sex and dating it's rather cathartic considering how much he claims to loathe incels while being an obese shut-in with a micropenis.

From the look of Joshy he not only likes his wives battered but deep fried as well. He can't do a worse job than other lolcows who've had pets that's for sure.

To be fair, all the alt-right standard bearers are closeted homosexuals and/or have weird fetishes, especially if they're associated with Nick Fuentes. It's definitely strange that a black man would say anything positive about Hitler who was not fond of persons of African descent, look up the...

If it's any consolation, he's always been this way, at least since the Blockland days. I have my own experiences with this behavior, but it's not something I would want to post where Josh can find it. Didn't he have a cactus as a "pet" once and it died from dehydration or something? He might...

Regardless of how you feel about Josh, losing a family member is never an easy thing to go through. Personally I never really went to chat. Honestly the site was better when it focused mainly on Chris.

Tell you what, I kinda miss the days it was just the Cwcki Forums, and we could just discuss Sonichu and stuff. I guess the general lack of Chris content just drove the place in a different direction, in a way. That and a site about lolcows being run by a lolcow can't end well. Then again, you...

A site like the Farms would do better under different ownership but Josh is adamant on not giving it up. I already mentioned my belief that he bought the site so that nobody could ban him, it seriously does seem like if he does so, then he'll truly have nowhere else to go.

So Josh will finally suck the girlcock? BUT WILL HE LIKE IT 😳

The New Zealand agriculture board is still down, what's Josh gonna do now?

But they'll be worth a fortune someday because silver! And they're limited edition! Honestly I find it hard to believe anyone is actually buying those. Although I did ask Chris on eBay about his Sonichu medallions once. Then I came to my senses and realized I'd be throwing $30+ into an...

KF is for some reason stuck in an infinite Cloudflare loop on my phone so I can't really go there much anyway. Whoever is doing the DDOS stuff is either ridiculously dedicated or an enormously obsessed lunatic tard with a severe hate boner for Joshy Woshy. As for me I mostly go for Articles and...

I bet he's absolutely livid that his primary lolcow is going to be out of the loop for the foreseeable future, whether or not he's actually found guilty. I doubt that Chris will actually get prison time either way, no matter how deserving he may be. I bet a handful of C-Quarters that he's still...

Why can't any of these spammers post something that isn't disgusting porn? Username checks out though.

No way man, I need these dollarydoos to afford the Jordan Belfort lifestyle. You're free to join in on the fun if you like though, least I can do. Being a nobody in an increasingly dehumanized global society? I'm sure it doesn't help anything.

There probably is, he most likely doesn't make his presence known to most of the internet because he's got nothing to prove to the various tribes of retarded social outcasts that inhabit it. Sadly most Western countries are being shit up by SJW crap and trade-liberty-for-temporary-safety...

A clown girlfriend is 1000x better than what Joshy deserves. The Giga-Chad is a legendary creature that only exists in the imaginations of the incel community. The ultimate pussy slayer, who exists only to remind the vast legions of unwashed internet virgins that their existence is complete...

I have a Stanley and it's decent, never let me down. Should last me a few years.

He's probably one of those fools that thinks that not using a condom with random street hookers makes him a badass. Also just because you're a Chad doesn't mean you're happy, once the girl's done with you, you're still the same person. Chad, incel, or otherwise. Interesting, probably plays a...

Vidya is an okay cope but with modern devs trying to shoehorn real world politics into everything it's making gaming infinitely less appealing.

The game was rigged from the start. It always is. Plebs never learn. Also, what kind of history does Josh have with use of drugs and alcohol? It might play a part in his behavior.

Just an autist who realizes how rigged the game truly is. Even if people like Josh got their idealized based tradwife or anime schoolgirl with enormous tiddies or whatever the fuck they would wind up unhappy once again. A retard like Josh especially would find something else to be angry about...

Nope, this is the only account I have here. Just in case Josh loses his shit and bans everybody. I'm amazed he hasn't done that more often.

We are all autistic, and I can guaran-fucking-tee that nobody who posts in weirdo internet forums has much of a social life. Besides not all sexless autists subscribe to incel ideology, as it's fucking nuts and even Chris wouldn't put up with their bullshit for long.

Honestly that's just about every internet community in existence. It's sad to see KF basically going the way of your average subreddit. For every one of my accounts he bans, I have fifty socks ready to take its place. Just like any decent troll should. Null is nothing more than a fatter...

Once a sperg, always a sperg.

Holy crap I was actually listening to this version when I came back to check To answer your question, he wouldn't be Josh anymore, that alone would erase the negative number that is female interest in Null. Basically taking his chances from -69% all the way up to a whopping 0%. Kind of like...

Unironically Null would get a hell of a lot more interest from women if he took the pinkpill.

But he totally has sex you guys! Is prostitution even LEGAL in Serbia? Either way I'm thinking bitch needs to climb on top and hold her nose with a clothes pin. Doubt they even make condoms small enough by the way.

"Well gee whiz, Joshy Woshy, if you're so confident that these kinds of things will attract a potential mate, then why aren't you taking your own advice?" >REEEEEEEEEE.MP3 >banhammer.jpg And then he'll go into some bullshit tirade about how YOU are an incel for questioning him. He's always so...

Null fails to understand irony when it comes to women and dating. Old news I know but no shit is too minor. Post in thread 'Incels.is (Previously known as /r/incels)' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/incels-is-previously-known-as-r-incels.22268/post-8515032 Added link for context. Editor's note...

The autistic motorcycle gang that some lolcow paid in Bitcoin to hunt him down would find him.

Just because you hate anime doesn't make you not a disgusting slob with nothing to offer a woman. Hell, liking anime won't make women disgusted by you in and of itself, but stereotypes exist for a reason.

I personally have zero interest in dating single moms but that's because of retarded baby daddy drama, as a one night stand I get that but Joshy isn't even attractive enough to get likes on Tinder or OKCupid from an obese trailer trash woman who fulfills all the worst stereotypes. A good...

As much as he mocks Chris for his periodic begging sagas and trying to sell retarded shit based on someone else's creation (Sonichu doesn't count as an original character, sorry) he sure does do quite a bit of the same. Or maybe he touched the poop one too many times and is turning into...

Ottoman, more like OttoWOMAN, amirite?

Have you ever even been to an American high school, let alone one in Florida? I can't imagine him exactly being the athletic or homecoming king type. Oh no, some guy who runs a forum is going to know what I look like. Because he knows deep down he'll never find himself a wife there. Even with...

The main reason 90% are obviously non passing is because anyone can call themselves a woman now.

Seriously if she finally passed what does that mean for Christine? Also happy Christine Love Day! 39 years of lolcowdom, may we have many more after that.

He moved in with Marjan Siklic the incel lolcow from Croatia to be his trap girlfriend. I guess all that writing letters to Zagreb paid off after all.

The Mao Sugiyama story is kind of interesting, he actually made bank by cooking and selling his parts. Sorry mom and dad no grandkids for you ?

Can you obtain those in Serbia easily?

It's probably for sale on the dark web by now. I wonder what people are buying with it...

That is the face of a manchild imagining himself not having a micropenis/getting a blowjob from a troon.

Why would anyone do this... just why...

Jesus this event occurred before she was even born, why Eric and Dylan, for real. I mean, I understand that some people find abnormal psychology and its relation to mass murderers and serial killers and whatnot to be at the very least interesting, but I'm amazed at the amount of attention and...

Maybe he looks different now, after all the video is ancient. And he seriously got robbed by a hooker? Trying to do the Chris Chan method of losing one's virginity no doubt.

Two decades later and people still obsess over and even visit Columbine High School? I heard of this guy but didn't he like, graduate or get kicked out or something? Fuck, I hated high school but for real, just do what you gotta do to graduate, and get out.

Shooting up your school is one thing, but this fanart has got to be some sort of horrendous war crime.

Paintingatree is NOT CHRIS CHAN, you DANG DIRTY TROLL Honestly I have no idea what his deal is, all I know is that his schtick is kind of unfunny yet people are dumb enough to keep falling for it. I'm surprised half the forum doesn't have him on ignore.

Josh is fatter, no doubt. Do they even have tendies in Serbia?

The Satan you're talking about was a regular poster in a lot of places, he could definitely pass for normie, almost a surfer looking Chad really, better than most of us. He was one of the nicer users as well, maybe too much for his own good, and he liked to overshare especially with the incels...

Which is worse, having autism or being a Jew?

Coke Zero doesn't grant its drinkers the strength to wield the mighty cleaver, plus butchery is physical labor. He'd whine about being covered in pig guts half an hour into his first shift.

I dunno plenty of sources to learn it from, their rap videos are fire at least. Serious answer, it's not like there's a lack of language videos on JewTube, he obviously has internet, literally no excuse.

What kinds of jobs are available in Serbia? I think that's where he is at least. Can't imagine the economy is booming right about now.

Yeah God forbid he work a real job, he's just like his hero Chris in so many ways.

Do group homes even have internet, or do they just shitpost from their cellphones now? I'm surprised places like that don't get showered in online orders of video games and children's toys because of the web.

The main thing is you're not even wrong, I'm just saying, he's got little going for him and he knows it. The forum would be better if Joshy didn't actively hate his users. Aside from that though he needs to consider new interests. What do people in Serbia do for recreation, anyway? He's getting...

Yeah it took me a while to figure out HHH's schtick but it's funny as fuck that people refuse to ignore or block him or something. Keep taking the bait. Also I kinda figured boxershorts47 was a shitty troll, or just a confused young lad wanting to fit in somewhere. I know how that goes, I've...

Worse, a CARTOON duck fucker. He calls himself a "reality cartoonist" and jacks off to underage Disney duck girls or some shit. I think he lives in Germany? Bit too easy, definitely a lolcow in his own right though. Never met a Filipino white supremacist before, but apparently they exist?

I don't think he'll ever find someone, what kind of human female would be impressed by the fact that he runs a forum? He ain't never giving it up, it's the only thing he has left to look forward to in life.

In any case, aiming for center of mass won't exactly be the most Herculean task out there.

So he's doing the dog mom thing but with something that can't even move? That somehow makes it worse.

Hey, man, you gotta pay for that giant fucking moon laser somehow.

Hey, it works for Chris. You throw $30 down the autistic black hole that is his eBay store, and he ends up $200 more in debt somehow.

He's a retard who will probably sell military secrets to China in exchange for hooking up his son with lucrative business deals, but the second coming of the Holodomor? Eh, the dude can barely wipe his own ass.

I know that Null is a dick, but I never took him for being particularly well endowed. Especially with his steady diet of Coke Zero and tendies.

Sending or receiving?

And I'm a cartoon hedgehog.