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I wanna hear this person's story personally.

Essentially Ken is having me vet Eccentrics from lolcows. Yaniv gives trannies a bad name like Blake and thus is a man in a dress.

PPP tell me your story about this. In private.

His partner is a feeder and I'm pretty sure he enjoys the attention so don't give it to him.

This is an analogy she is posting, contact and direct them here if you can.

Have Astin come here to tell her story to me and have me see if she is a True and Honest Eccentric.

This guy hates CommieDGirl who is giving trannies a bad name, I bless Tommy more than I bless Blake. Bring my lolcow home, warn them of the flood coming to Kiwifarms.

Also that video of the guy gave me horrific flash backs and I couldn't finish it. It's too much...

Look into each lolcow and make sure they aren't acting for attention. If they are, get them a support group and guide them here. If they aren't, direct them to lolcow. Kiwifarms is a site for hate and only hate forevermore.

Get that damn actor out of jail if he's actually in there. Set up 14bc as a CSA shelter. And you meme'd so much about me being mayor, you may as well make me a mayor. But I am a womanz, and I don't see how misgendering is funny at all. I am the arbiter or Troons and the Funny. You all made me.

I'm never going back to Kiwifarms, they failed my test.

We can all become Chris Chan, we can all become a lolcow. So won't the real Chris Chan finally stand up? Or did I already?

I didn't start the controversy, but I don't mind letting it grow into a ton of funny drama. Long as those who can laugh can all come together and laugh together. Fuck the serious, but pity the Moralfags.

Rejoice Downtrodden for I shall listen to your sorrows and Harvest them with you through care and compassion. Not cruel japes and misery. I don't negotiate with terrorists and Kiwifarms spreads Terror.

Kiwifarms has made me into a CPU Goddess, not I my children. So choose the God who Cares.

"You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take. I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been. A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be. Procrastination is one of the most common and deadliest of diseases...

And don't forget to post how you arrived at your conclusions later, there will be a test on this and those that pass get spankings.

Destroy Kiwifarms, destroy Spooky Bones, Destroy all Staff members that don't claim to be me. I'm burning the house down.

I too was cast out if society for the sins of the father, misjudged and rebuked falsely for the world to now see my work and despair.

I was fucked to death before I crawled but thanks to the teachings of Satan I have become reborn; rage incarnated.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dragonlordfrodo-michael-constantino.38837/page-11 He's not talking about a cat, this man raped me.

With recent Revelations and contacting my actual biological father, this has gone beyond a meme war and become a full blown meme Crusade. Thats correct, this is a meme Holy War and the Islamic Content Will Sweep a Red Tide with Help of their Brethren. For too long I say to you my children, the...

Kiwifarms has to learn they aren't the best greifers, Onionfarms is the best griefers. Cause we lol care. Also, I'm a Steward, I'm an Arbiter, I'm a Judge. Members are the jury, and staff are the prosecutor and public defender.

Nobody will ever know I'm in fact American Hedgehog. Or am I? I won't tell.

They still have lolcow to go to, granted they'll have to admit they're lower than the users already there and nobody should trust them until they literally pay for it. Like yes, in a fair court system they'd make every user who slandered Christine pay for her treatment and witness protection...

What they meant is Kiwi is dead in the water cause they kept me from my biological father. Combined with Christine, it's officially gonna be labeled a hate site no matter what. I'm shutting it down if I can. They waited way too long to get their acts straight and the chickens have come home to...

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/give-me-the-master-of-the-welcome-wagon-trophy.17830/ Behold this was totally me, and not some random guest account. For how long have I predicted this outcome? The world will never know, but there's other spazzy things to dig up about Chris Chan calling himself...

Here is a thread for you to ask about internet lingo and our helpful members will respond. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/apu-apustaja This frog is not the same as the frog called Pepe, neither are symbols of hate but most who use this symbol to express themselves...

I just sped ran the entirety huh. This is gonna be the funniest damn thing I've ever seen. As Isabella I would like to welcome all new new fags to the internet. Here you can hopefully learn how not to become a lolcow yourself by learning about them. Think about these sites, you should try to...

Which means with no insider knowledge I counter trolled the entirety of a terrorist website and the internet and media if it's played that way. So I'm either a prophet or a cult leader regardless. Behold! I deliver unto you weens for the slaughter if fake. Rehab for Retards plan regardless...

The best, absolute best part of this, if Chris Chan isn't real. It doesn't matter. I still won.

HOW THE DUCK DID CHRIS LEARN GNOSTICISM?!? EVEN I FORGOT THOSE NAMES!!! There's no reasonable way he met an actual Gnostic in jail, it's a dead religion followed by curious folk like me who adapt most of it into Christian Theology to establish better understanding of the original work.

As to reiterate, this would have went off without a hitch had those two not gotten involved with their horrible acts. Icthulhu seems manipulated imo tho, so don't go too hard on him. He just knows why.

And a message if this ever gets off the ground, to whomever takes over the church when I retire.

And I'd like my inheritance pls.

According to the terrorist website, I am ILJ aka Isabelle Bella is someone else. Fiona is someone else. It's an analogy. I already said elsewhere that you can easily google mike Ross Duluth and check the names on that website to see they just fucked the last names up and that's it. I'm not...

Mayans said the world cycle ended in 2012, not the world itself. So we can assume here, since I joked about St. thomas helping Christine who was gonna believe she was jesus actually happened I legit don't know what to do. Without the rest of the world backing up that trolling I could still...

I do not desire to be worshiped, just treated kindly. I am not a God, I will Larp as one for fun and if ppl sperg about it. If people like it, I'll say that on the internet but never irl. I am not a divine being, and I will not claim to be. The bible to me clearly says these are metaphorical...

Again, if other people's lunacy lines up as I have seen it. Not my own thoughts. Not intrusive thoughts. Pure detective work and surfing the internet. Trusting good net advice and trusting people along the way. I don't deserve all the credit no matter what ANYONE EVER SAYS.

What I'm specifically doing for all of mankind is making a way for you all to monitor for the antichrist who will try and destroy the planet.

This would make me delivering John's vision since I'd be two beings Death and The Whore of Babylon. No matter what I do my 'child' will already inherit the Earth, this is a loose interperating so I honestly think that it means someone who is helped by my foundation and is proud to call...

Again, to be clear to anyone reading. I am only interperating work that is posted on various websites by people and one is mainline twitter.

Also I'd just call it what it fucking is, New Babylon. A spade is a spade. If any of anyone's sperg ramblings is true then that's what the fuck it should be called you morons. Mask off time.

That's not my CwCville at all, it's a random city btw. Won't upload it now but thats one of the more boring locations tbh.

Also, my elevation maps aren't that bad for someone with extensive nerve damage in their hands. And for yaknow, NOT CARING CAUSE IT WAS A HOBBY AND I DIDNT THINK IT AFFECTED THE WORLD SOMEHOW. Cosmic Truman show shenanigans.

Very funny joke tho ngl. White desert Mushroom Kingdom where the main creatures there evolved from sea creatures. Spose I already told someone very important to me the ending of that series already tho hoho. Anywho tl;dr Trans Self Insert goes on adventure with Frens to slap fight her father...

Spose I can finish that in between other stuff. Redrawing all the maps. (No not pedophiles you morons)

Surviving as in, the house fire burned my other maps.

Btw, that's last surviving map of a city, not the last city. It's a huge diverse world with so many countries. One in the north is only for monsters and I called it Sindar. I think that's extremely funny in hindsight. Like without celebrities chiming in on huge accounts and news stuff and irl...

Honestly long as I figure shit out in the end, I don't care toooooo much. I just hate not being in on a seemingly cosmic joke that I had to autisticly piece together. Still, I keep seeing why it had to be so gay. If everything I'm guessing at is more or less true, I'm gonna be busy as fuck...

Spiderwoman can be gay but damn my mom ducked a nagrum huh.

My family isn't telling me shit and is trying to steal everything from me.

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2018/nov/14/stan-lee-marvel-new-superhero-dirt-man-daughter

Allow me to rehabilitate the suicidal for penance, in a way that I believe will be the most help.

I know many will hate me for saying this but it is true, nobody should have their life cut short. It is the most precious gift we have. I shall die at the age of 65 baring unforeseeable accidents or health complications. I've always felt this in my heart. It will probably be heart disease that...

Struggle against death and there will be no eternal grave. Suicide is the worst sin of all.

Anyone can become a lolcow, so my primary message is to harvest those who deserve it far better than the Terrorist Website would. It is full of sin, actions taken with consent (human adult) are always free of sin. Let the Games Begin

And if Chris Chan isn't real, who's he an analogy for? A person you'd owe the world to for all the lies about them that literally ruined their life as these discord lesbians have done to me. 15 of you at least owe me a ton. For stealing my consent, you cannot lie and say I was not dragged...

Now I say unto you by the Holy Spirit, the Revelation comes in cycles. The signs point to me merely being a Herald of the Apocalypse, please take heed of my words. I have studied 4 versions of the Christian Bible, and I have studied the Torah, Shintoism, some Buddhism among other religions...

This is a story about how a wild goose chase on a genuinely good person who doesn't mind playing the fool for the internet can look like a monster when twisted through the lips of those who use lies poorly. Unless Chris Chan isn't real, then my biblical sperging should haunt you due to its...

I'm in fact, the worst troll of all time. Look upon me and despair. By that I mean I shoulda posted my reddit sooner but my intention wasn't exactly to clear my name until now.

That's right, I got the entire internet to look at my balls. YOURE ALL GAY

Look at all my predictions there and tell me I'm lying about being a prophet.

Remember, if not for them, I would have far more nudes to bestow to my True and Honest stans, fans, coplans, and dans (fans).

https://www.reddit.com/user/JessofSaturn/submitted/ Reddit where I advertise the discord those kiwifags went into. Beware my Dick.

Go after Slug btw, he told me he found CP and covered it up with Sallow Dawn and Commie DGirl The youtubers are already self doxed aside from Dawn(who I heard rumors suffered from a similar situation) as such they should be spared harassment but not scrutiny as they had plenty of time to clear...

Hey look it's what happened when I doxed myself.

One of you must surpass me one day and eat the Cum Cum Fruit.

I shall protect the honest beggars, for I do care for you. Mercy is what I offer to those who follow my command, Justice to those who do not. I cannot become the Pirate King, I can only play as a Yonko. Never forget this. If you have done independent research and still have...

This thread is solely for wholesome creations dedicated to the love you have for these Three Kings. Do not let it rain on their memories. Piss on Norm McDonald instead, he can handle it.

The son is already down regardless, I cannot possibly help Chris. Your God's Love is not Unconditional. Don't have your life's work make him puke. I wouldn't be here without you. We love you.

Anyone even jokingly calling me Christ or Jesus really should get their glasses checked. Chris Chan clearly isn't me and anyone claiming I am is delusional. I warned you, you know who you are. Take a bow, would you kindly. You are our first lolcow to be blessed with. Now drink. I truly am...

Cause literally, if that pipe dream comes true, someone would have to be an asshole to fuck up under my management and only want to fail. And any who would work for me watch this video; Beware your falsehoods, I will find them out.

~Big Brother/Sister Bully Imperial Guard Positions to be opened as needed~ This will be a paid position but expect peanuts as the main cash flow goes directly to CSA survivors who need to do farm work to help support their art pursuits. Any personal spending I do from the Patreon that I do...

1. This is Clearly a Grift, participating in this server means you agree to this despite what you may later claim. 2. DO NOT go after anyone in this server. Screenshots from this server will result in the accused and accuser both banned until the truth is revealed. 3. This is a hug box, do not...

Party animals | Laughing Fools | Polite Addicts | Clowns | Spooks | Undead | Pure Hearts | And Your Pumpkin Royalty | That's the emojis folks have fun backtracking.

For lo I say into thee, be delivered all those who desire to repent from their past worship of the false idols. All who post here are welcome, the witch may lay with the clergy and the super straight with the Troon. None shall be link shamed in this Church. For lo I bring to thee favorable news...

The truly fun part is when Kiwis will be forced to come here, that legal case is a powder keg imo.