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Right? "Harassing" a livestreamer to play your meme game on a meme OS (bless Terry, but let's be real), and then bragging about it, is fucking gay, no two ways about it. (Pro-tip: If you ever find yourself thanking fucking ColonelJ, for anything, then you've messed up.) It's actually something...

I used to be a diehard Linux extremist, and I did the whole Arch Linux/tiling window manager/ricing/fuck-SystemD/fuck Poettering/fuck PulseAudio/fuck IDEs/fuck ____ thing. And that was really fun! Until it wasn't. Truth be told, these days I spend most of my Linux time on stock default Ubuntu...

Oh, you were right. I was curious so I went digging, and I'm happy to take his word for it:

I thought he was just married to one.

Um, it's called the "Raspberry Pi OS" now, thank you

Think about it. All he wanted to do was make his forum great again. It was left in shambles and economic turmoil after Cheeto Man refused to regulate those fucking banks. A stronger hand was needed for the moderation. He was ambitious and took the reigns and started cracking down on the anime...

>Mr. Null >highly professional >tech genius >KF runs better than Facebook >KF has special features >best friend >sometimes a bit funny >super rich >a lot of associates >capable of brainwashing people >has wishes >very good businessman >has ambitions Holy shit, this 'roast' is adorable ? I think...

Hey no fair! Share with the class! https://kiwifarms.net/chat/messages/2897670 Also: $ cat nigger_copypasta | grep -o 'nigger' | wc -l 32 He uses the word nigger/niggers 32 times in this copypasta alone (I was curious).

Kyle was 100% right about this fag. Like a fucking violin.

Lol you're legit in a spedhouse

Even more pathetic was their gay 'break up', complete with pissy texts, cold shoulders and livescream callouts. His posts in @SIGSEGV's bear computer thread are also cringe as fuck. Captain Manning just seems like a really embarrassing guy all around to be honest.

Agreed, and it's one thing I've never really understood about the Farms to be honest: the whole ego/cult of personality thing. If you're doing any of this shit right, then there should be no link back to your IRL identity (I know, ?). In which case, who gives a fuck about clout? It should be...

The opposite, actually. Everyone's issue with the Metokur dox was that it wasn't just dropped all at once, but instead had hours/pages of coy teasing, cryptic hints and just general faggotry that made it look like a faildox at the outset. Fagnasty/Dynastia lit Princess Tinkle Panties up in the...

I'm gonna be honest. Up until you said this (and thus implied that you aren't one of us codespergs), I was 50/50 on whether or not your posts were written by some Markov Chain bot. So there was always a part of me that thought that it was genuinely impressive that you almost pass the Turing...

Be better. ?

There was a quote I once saw from a Kiwi that I wish I'd saved. I can't even remember who it's from (it sounds like something AnOminous or Secret Asshole would've said at one point though) and the gist was like: And it's true. The refugees that come to KF and refuse to assimilate for...

>ubuntukek >drab gray background that had me wondering why the rest of your image wasn't loading until I realized this was it >no dirtied version so we can make fun of your mismatched theme and icons >no terminal open with neofetch output so we can make fun of your hardware specs >no suspicious...

HK might be my favorite mod on KF actually. But he is a Kiwi Farmer and a janny, so I have to wonder what deplorable, degenerate shit he's managed to hide from the world. (I can't wait for the inevitable leaks.)

Oh wait I thought you were making a mean-spirited and awesome joke, but it turns out that {o}P isn't chatbanned (yet/for now). I still got a good chuckle though.

My last semester at a certain college I was knocked the fuck out by some huge bitch for walking where she was trying to drive. (Note: By "huge" I mean she was goddamn 325lbs. I was 120lbs.) Just a huge fucking fist, like a tree trunk, collided with my face. While unconscious on the ground, I...

Same here. Just because I think a lot of the users are fucking mad, autistic clowns (probably myself included if we're being totally honest) doesn't mean I don't enjoy what the site is and does.

He's got some of his code up on the KiwiGit too I noticed: https://git.kiwifarms.net/CrunkLord420 Nooo, what's wrong with based Iranposter? :(

And Kengle is still just starting out with this stuff iirc. Josh has been fiddling around with servers for the better part of a decade (like seriously think about it, his entire life since like 2013 or so has been: wake up, run KF, got to sleep. That's way more than Gladwell's 10,000 hours. It's...

Down again? But he turned off disk imaging guys! It was supposed to make the site run faster and more reliably!

"You did give me a scare for a second tho"

And you're a phoneposter. You're doing great so far, newfriend! (y)

Not using the crisp Default style? Rookie mistake.

Welcome, Kiwifags! ?

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And twitter shoah'd (I went there immediately to see if he said anything about it, found tweets being removed in real-time). https://twitter.com/Job4_2

Agreed, but I think Null was just done with Rat Speaker by that point and looking for any excuse to get rid of him (which I mean: fair enough, the guy was and is a cunt). If you go scanning through Xenomorph's profile page you'll find plenty of people making 'mean-spirited' cancer jokes too and...

Goddamn Kiwi Farms is running slow/shitty lately now that Josh has had the glowies install their auto-logging software in the backend so that all us doomposters can be rounded up and sent to the camps. ?

That's the thing; there's grains of truth in there. I know the stuff about KatsuKitty, for example, pretty much lines up with stuff that Josh himself has said about Katsu on his streams at one point. EDIT: not the stuff about his 'gay rankings', to be clear (that's obviously bullshit), but the...

totes-Dynastia and totes-CasualSeppuku's 'AMA' over on /snow/ had some funny and True and Honest descriptions of a lot of these characters too. AnOminous KatsuKitty wagglyplacebo OwO What's This? Meowthkip Smutley Melchett Alan Pardew CasualSeppuku Yawning Sneasel Ride...

wait, you're dinoman? As in the guy that was playing @FuckedUp?

I have failed with myself not being able to end KiwiFarms, the biggest HATE NETWORK of the Internet. I have spend this almost Christimas Day Eve doing a lot of fun things with my family, snooping arround to see if I'm gonna have my Switch for Christimas, eating some chocolate and popcorn...

Alright, time to effortpost! What happens when Kiwi Farms shuts down? Honestly I'm not even too worried. I think a lot of us are on Kiwi Farms mostly for the community more than anything, which is still a strong foundation of the site to this day (even though Josh will swear up and down that it...

Most of the time, yeah. She did sperg out in the A&H proper every now and then though. That example that HK linked was from the Iran missile crisis thread at the start of the year (back when we thought that was going to be 2020's happening).

Cosmos is a bit of a politisperg herself. Granted it's refreshing that she's a left-wing politisperg, but it's still gay. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/state-of-the-board.61563/post-5838831

facts

Corbin thread in the Supporters lounge: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/corbindallasmultipass-memorial-thread.30974/post-8000347

Can we make it a trifecta? ?

"You can come back if you write me a 1000-word essay on why what you did was bad!"

When he was halal'd he was just a PoI on that account. I like to imagine that he paid Null, fully expecting that he'd get to go back to shitting up the Spiderman thread, but then realizing that his PoI badge nullifies all of his privileges anyway.

Alright, I'm finally coming around. I used to think the Politisperg thread was funny and that it was hilarious that they were all hiding in PMs from HHH and the chastity cuck incel was a happy accident. But now this is some next level shit. I don't know what Satan thinks he's doing, but he needs...

Aaaa I spent too long looking in the thread for this guy's stuff and you beat me to it!

It's perfect, you guys! We've recreated all the best parts of the Spiderman thread! I always believed in every one of you ❤️

Sorry, buddy. I know it hurts. But give it another 10 years (in the basement, friendless and alone, with only the hum of the KF server to keep you company on these godforsaken Serbian winter nights, before you finally pass out and wake up the next day to more of the exact same nothingness)...

This. (Also, imagine actually LARPing as Null.)

Hey @Boingotango how many times did you vote in the poll

Yep. Null doesn't give a fuck, he straight up admitted as much in his 'Murtaugh' speech. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/im-getting-too-old-for-this-shit.71029/

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We should get Kyle/Soft Kitty here, that guy was a riot! ?

Hey @SIGSEGV how long does the chat archive stuff here, just out of curiosity? Is it like KF where you can eventually navigate to anything that's ever been said in chat just by changing the number in the URL (e.g. https://www.onionfarms.com/chat/message/7895/view) or have you set it up to...

Hey, we'll take our laughs where we can get 'em, man! It's all good.

I remember at one point in 2018 (and earlier?) Josh was legit calling/texting back and forth with Chris and Chris was letting him go through his emails (he mentions the texts/calls here and here and here and HERE, for instance). The whole thing came off as kind of creepy to be honest.

What a trip that thread was. I knew the A&H denizens were kind of loopy, but goddamn.

Now the guy is out on bail and posting in the thread under his unbanned account, and it's like a fucking AMA.

Are you for real? Josh's life absolutely sucks. And the idea that 'at least' he has an entire website of fans (if that were actually true) is both depressing and hilarious.

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Seeing all of the mathy Kiwi spergs give it their all to help Josh with his thermodynamics homework, it's actually kind of fucking gay that it's just for a video game. I feel like I'd actually respect Josh more if @OnionNull's insinuation was the correct one.

Despicably.

Don't rate this post autistic. I trusted Null I can pretty much trace my childhood and growth to adulthood alongside the sperging of Chris Chan/sonichu. It's funny how my maturation ended up paralleling that with Chris's growth as well. I guess I'm just blessed that by coincidence my birth...

What, no picture? :whistle: Look at this! What a beautiful laptop. Get one and install Gentoo on it and you'll have all the bitches.

Cool! A place to post my shitty Microsoft light bulb joke! That aside, as a diehard Linux cuck, I still use Windows 10 (with WSL of course) a lot at work and it's very nifty.

There was that one thread in r/legaladvice with the big-brain incel trying to see if he could get away with rape (couldn't find a direct link, pic is from here): There was also that time where the redditor came in to r/relationship_advice asking for help with his marriage. They tell him to...

I'm inclined to agree with @A Weddell Seal and say that a portfolio of projects that you can show off is more important. For the sake of full disclosure, I'll admit that everyone I've met IRL who programs in any professional capacity (including yours truly) has at least an undergrad STEM degree...

Maybe.. The leak: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/site-compromised-10-sep-2019.60744/ Host or not host? Many agree that KF should host the leak so he does, (which pisses off everyone who didn't want the leak hosted): https://kiwifarms.net/threads/host-the-leak.60752/...

Based. Well, we don't have to worry about that yet, anyway! If this site really is a honeypot, then OnionNull would clearly wait until there were tons of members, and then release the info all at once. Ooh! He could pretend it was a leak, yeah? And then put it to a user poll as to whether to...

But I do that with poz-rates. I've literally never given a single negative rate on KF, and often I'll just rate rather than post just to say "Yeah what @soandso said, I agree with that, couldn't have said it better myself".