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"The lady doth protest too much"

Ladies I got space station 13 and a downloaded copy of Superbad on this thing *Slaps Cuck Cart*

Lidl Drip soon: "oh god dam girls don't you hate when you stub your clit on the door jamb?" The rest of BP: "Wait, wut?"

I feel like Null is close to losing it for real. Yeserday's MATI was full of juicy stuff but particularly another rant about anime and how all anime is for pedos. Why you ask? Because anime is drawn with as he puts it "Neo-Natal" features. Now anyone who isn't retarded realizes that Neo-Natal...

Null what is your issue? Can you avoid using your Lidl sock as a greek chorus for five seconds? Bro we've seen other weirdos follow you around the site like this and they end up banned. You get pissy if you even see the same user too many times nevermind them always replying to your shit.

Next Null will be taking educated guesses at the location of the clitoris lol.

"No, no. You see it's ok when we do it." https://archive.is/5lBN6 https://archive.is/BF69B https://archive.ph/ZX3tU

THREAD THEME Lol Null gets a bunch of money and suddenly the site works. Even the Kiwis gave him rainbows on this one.

Things not looking so hot for the lawsuit fund. Null explains that the funds are unaccessible until he pays the fees on for the IOLTA however because of it way it is set up it is illegal to take money from the IOLTA to pay the fee. Several things here. 1. Why can't you use other money like...

Does Null's hand count?

I love that little bit of lore that Null dropped about how telling people to kill themselves is basically how he self soothes when he has a panic attack or gets scared and that he's been doing it since he was a kid.

Yeah for creeper feminist men it's a common cope "I don't date women because IT'S LITERALLY RAPE." How anyone is still falling for the "women don't actually like sex" meme is beyond me. It's not like there are entire songs and genres of music where women talk about how much they like sex and...

The more I think about this the less it makes sense. Women have gotten mad at me for wanting to use a condom before. It really is Null's fucked up experiences projecting themselves through Lidl It's beyond question now. "No woman ever wanted to fuck me ergo women don't like to get it in."...

VIrginal Josh Moon doesn't realize sex feels better for women without a condom as well. :story:

How do you post on a website that talks about scam dono funds and then get tricked into donating to a scam dono fund that even tells you it's a scam dono fund. The fallout from these things doesn't appear immediately, but it always does happen making me seriously wonder if this is Null's exit...

Null you have a panic attack every day, who are you trying to kid? You have existential crisis over fucking cheese and delete whole forums over being disagreed with. Just the fact that Keffals was able to take 100k of drugs without overdosing makes his dickless ass tougher than you.

Whoever Didl is its nice to see kiwi opinion turn against them. They've been getting tons of hats lately.

Am I reading this correctly? Josh's Mom used to post on KF?

YES. It's unbearable the last 4 years at least have been a holding pattern where Null beefs with some eceleb and then THE ENTIRE FUCKING SITE is just Nulls dick suckers climbing over each other to talk about how much that eceleb sucks. Nobody has a single interesting take anymore it's all just...

What about those to things cancels each other out and also as an aside are you aware of a concept called "lying"?

View count =/= total viewers especially outside of youtube because most alt tech sites use heavy view multipliers. Keemstar and Null have issues going back a while and given their vindictive natures I don't see this happening. Destiny's career would be instantly over if it came out he donated...

It should be noted also I think that Null is doing not even the bare minimum of transparency and is dodging questions about his legal plans. At least some people still seem to be under the impression that this is being brought to trial whereas Null seems to be expressing that he would prefer to...

first one definitely sounds like Null channeling Gothic King Cobra while speaking through Lidl. "My trolls chase away all the cute of age goth girls toobs. It is what it is." Also Null claims not to talk privately with anyone on the forum so how is Didl getting all this inside info about the...

He has talked about numerous incidents with his family that I would classify as spoiled without seeming to realisze it makes him look bad. So I guess it checks out

Definitely went over the line to projection with that one Null. Sorry to inform you but even a lot of pants shitting incels have a strangely supportive mothers. It's only Null that can relate to the unloving mother sentiment.

This is fucking pathetic "Please Father Jewsh I would send you my penis through the mail if I could, forgive me for disagreeing with you on the best color for steam locomotives. I'll never do it again."

He's just not even trying here anymore. The Didl account has a history of defending Pewdiepie as you ill see making pewds the only other man than Null that Didl will speak positively about. In fact "Lidl" has been quite vociferous in their defense of Pewdie. D'awwwww almost makes you think Didl...

An "update" as it were on the status of the donos that were set outside of the legal fund. A user asks Null when he plans on filing suit which Null completely ignores and tries to distract from by posting some dono tallies. He said he would put up a progress bar on the front page and this post...

You must be doing something right if you are making the farmers pissy enough to try this lol.

Null expectation: FUCK YOU SHIT SKIN IM GLAD YOU WERE OFFENDED Null reality: Sowwy Mr. Brown I'll never do it again What a pusssy. Really shows you he's all talk and no walk and is afraid to stand behind what he says when push comes to shove.

Yeah that's a great point the average German, dutch or frenchie probably has no frame of reference for who Matt Walsh even is and with how bougie Didl always acts it doesn't seem like some Fox news tier commentator from America would be acceptable conversation or even how this type of convo...

I think they even say its a site specifically for doxing vtubers which even I realise is a whole other world and has it's own heroes and villains. The other thing here is that Null is obviously obsessively reading the vtuber thread cause it's not like Ki Farms was even mentioned for him tolook...

Null's Paraoia and narcissism get the best of him in the Vtuber thread. https://archive.is/MBlJz https://archive.is/VO3y5 Yes Null it's always about you.

>TFW mom never sent you to Catholic school :whyyy:

It is very strange that he has more or less stopped talking about the suit and started talking about suing the govt over FOIA violations for profit. Still no effort to provide a tally on the site itself either.

*Squeaky fucked up voice* "What do you mean I have to pay extra for triple cheese? That should be mandatory. I'm calling my website and were going to start a crowd fund to sue your shitty pizzeria into the ground, asshole. Yeah one day you'll regret messing with Josh Moon the owner and operator...

That's the most Null reply from Didl I've ever seen. I think we are about to see the reunification of the Null and Didl personas here. If you notice Didl used to be a lot more verbose now it's much more the Null style of a flippant non-sequitur.

I've never thought GWS was doing an american psycho thing. Weird take from Didl, even weirder that it's Null just fluffing himself off.

I do like the idea for this thread because as I said somewhere else Null has built up this mythology around himself that isn't real. For instance Null likes to build himself up as a N-word spewing dissident who gives no fucks, but here he is rather sheepishly apologizing to Danny Brown after...

I pretty much forgot about that but even at the time I thought it was a bad idea. Now with the additional context of time I gotta say if Null is such a crusader for children why haven't we seen some other less ambitious project that could actually be achieved? Collecting a bunch of CP for any...

I forgot about it until it as brought up earlier but was this Null's supposed CP database that was supposed to flag CP but kinda came off as sus?

Joyless Jewsh at it again. From the random text thread two quotes get submitted that mention Russia and he flips out. This one is completely unpolitical it's just referencing a story where people wouldnt stop making dicks out of snow in Russia. I laughed tbh. I guess you could see this as a...

Funny that now that even the kiwis are noticing Lidl is Null the Lidl account suddenly starts finding its lungs and starts criticizing Null. Sorry Jewsh but it's a Lidl too late for that. I'll see myself out.

The technical grievances thread is just a daily felting for Null now https://kiwifarms.net/threads/technical-grievances.16928/post-17737530 https://archive.is/SgWIo

If you have something post it even the people who are willing to hear you out will get sick of your shit if all you do is whine.

Yeah I don't know if I would rely on someone so untested. However TBH don't think Null ever intended to take this to trial and was hoping to grift the donations and quickly settle out of court.

Oh fucking cry about it. You only show up when you have a narrative to shift in Null's favor.

Oh yeah now i remember GuntChatRegular2 is a KF plant who only shows up to counter signal when we are on to something. Like last time they got super salty cause we figured out they were lying. https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/joshua-moon-megathread.475/post-81683

if "she" is doing some kind of food blog she is looking for attention and probably seeing Null as a path to that.

Im saying that's something a fan sent him. There's three plates in that pic. I could believe maybe Null found a GF but I doubt there would be a third wheel in the pic especially since Lidl whoever they are seem like the jealous type.

He basically said that's his new money making scheme. I'm wondering if that's hat he needed the money for.

Dick Masterson may be a weirdo but I think he pulls in like 15-20k a month on patreon alone and has regular audience meetups he's far from unpopular. If Null could pull that kind of money he wouldn't need his silly fundraiser.

Null did talk about various other ideas he had for Hardin on MATI yesterday so he does seem to have a continuing relationship in mind.

This has always been a bit of a mystery with Didl. They always have beyond surface level takes about any given lolcow however whoever lidl is they know nearly everything about Null that there is to know. You might say that this makes it less likely to be Null but consider how much Null gets...

Also Null is very pissy lol. He actually caught a hat over this. Why is he so fucking mad??? He just got given 150k why is he angry??

The Didl/Null question gets brought up. Lol we were just talking about this, strange huh? 1. No direct denial 2. Null has said before that KF is basically his entire social circle, it's near impossible to believe he isn't speaking to some of them in private 3. Believing Null has a cat is...

Small update on the Josh Moon Legal strategy. This week on MATI Null reveals that his real plan is to start up a grift with Hardin where they issue FOIA requests and sue for non-compliance. It's not time stamped but he talks about it right at the start. If any of his simps had a spine they...

Null states on the latest MATI he will be taking a break because he is ever so tired of having to "run all over the place and talk on the phone for four hours." He seethes and bitches more than usual this episode. You'd think a guy who just got a boatload of money would be happy. Gee he gets a...

Funny for a guy who has such strong opinion the cheese and meat of the world, he can only tell you about sweetened breads. Almost like he's a manchild eternally in the yummy phase.

Agreed, the reason he didn't see this as grooming is probably because he had been previously victimized and was in a cycle of being abused. Interestingly this explains why he has run into the open arms of the TERFs and why he has picked up their language and ideas so quickly. He's just...

Nulls troublehooting process: just post shit until something breaks

Null: HOLY SHIT EMERGENCY I NEED THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO FUND THIS LAWSUIT NOWWWWW Also Null: Yeah I'm just going to settle NO REFUNDS SUCKERS

Oof. Null should just stop trying to act like a snarky little twat cause it always gets thrown back in his face immediately. :story:

yeah he is so weirdly possessive of BMJ. It's super creepy. "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY NEW CHRIS CHAN AUSTIN"

Null seethes at Boogie and Keemstar for daring to talk about his shitty little fiefdom. Boogie's comment. Null already gaining a reputation as a trigger happy litigant and he hasn't even sued anyone yet. Null comes back with some nuclear grade seethe. "How dare Keemstar let boogie the retard...

Well... that's something.

With his new Women forward direction he remembered those danica patrick commercials I guess.

Yeah I mean there's making the site more friendly towards women and then there's featuring shit that 0.0005 percent of the site even cares about and isn't even lolcow related. Jesus what a simp.

What the actual fuck. Caring one way or the other about Taylor Swift stuff? Using language like Antis? When I started talking about how KF was being taken over by wacky feminists last year even I didn't think it would end up like this. What the ever loving Christ?

GoDaddy managers currently quaking in theit boots as the uberkaren stirs.

Kiwicult thinking on full display. If anything the history of internet lolsuits has show them to be difficult and unpredictable but the only reason anyone would think Null might lose is cause they're a blackpill faggot right? These idiots are going to butter Nulls ass so much he's going to make...

That is interesting, however I will say a lot of these TERF types all talk pretty much exactly the same so it could be a case of someone in the same hugbox. Though I will say the null defending is kinda convincing

Well I mean I'm sure Null is but not in the way you would expect from a donation drive for a charity lawsuit

Maybe he's hoping to quickly settle and then payoff his lawyer and pocket the remainder of the money? Plus the added benefit of all the crypto and moneyorders which aren't being kept track of.

If you told me this without showing me pics I would think you were joking its almost too perfect. I couldn't write a better script of a man intentionally humiliating himself in a way he has repeatedly made fun of others for doing.

Null troon out imminent. On the tuesday edition of MATI Null unveiled his new news hamster which appears to be a feminist, female hamster. For reference this is the original hamster: ...and here is the new one:

Even if its not true its just too funny not to make the joke now and whoever it is, is obviously bothered by it lol.

I guess it should go without saying that all of Nulls gay tard rages don't apply to his inner circle of buttbuddies.

Haha its totally Null ad he's trying to do the same thing as he did with the DSP thread but he doesn't want to take the heat for it this time.

I'm genuinely perplexed at what would be more embarrassing Lidl being Null or Lidl just being an overly invested fan. However here's the thing. They both cross over quite a bit and Didl has been doing the really weird Null obsession thing for a while with the latest avatar seemingly an allusion...