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I turn the notifications for that shit off. The only user here that could genuinely hurt me with a negrate is @unyuns.

How's what?

Sorry, I see someone caring about internet points and I become an animal. Also it's pretty slow at work.

Gimme all them tasty updoots!

Because he doesn't want anyone to find out he's an obese woman. The bigger question is, why would anyone respect or simp for him? His sycophants are even more nauseating.

*Insults provided by the slower 1st graders from Dipshit Elementary. Keep illustrating our point for us that the braphogs are the cancer killing the Farms, though.

"The moids that buy me things are okay." - A very strong and independent woman

Ohhhhh shit @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt, if you play your cards right in this thread, you could have a BPD harem of your very own!

Both. Elon and I read this thread together and laughed at what a dent-headed moon cricket you are.

Compared to what? The zero pussy you've had or will ever have? Tons of sistas out there pining for remedial ed dropouts that can't stop obsessing over Chinese cartoons.

Oh no, your doots

Everyone in this thread is fucking you raw, so yes.

There isn't enough Listerine on Earth for Lurker to get the taste of Lidl's asshole out of her mouth.

Gonna stop you there.

Please do. Always best to lead with the dumbest shit anyone's ever heard. The two zoomers in this thread are terminally online retards with a hate boner for a cartoon. How to trigger a zoomer: suggest they talk to a real woman fr fr no cap.

You are without question the dumbest nigger on this board, holy shit.

Skill issue.

Jambled takes ibuprofen too. Can't be a coincidence. You probably take highfalutin Advil, too, instead of dollar store generics. Disgusting.

Great work, OP. Is there a single BP braphog that isn't a validation-starved hypocrite?

You couldn't even force yourself to stop giving money to a balding 3/10. My money's on the dog.

I'll say this for @MagnesiumCorp, he has Android Raptor-levels of retard endurance to argue all day long for days at a time about stupid shit. Chase had a tendency to melt down and abandon sock when he'd get dogpiled. Nigga's still doing a pretty uncanny impression of him, though.

Obsessive love disorder is embarrassing to behold in its later stages. Ditto for a man* in his 30s needing an internet daddy at all. Imagine frothing at the mouth with rage and dreaming up increasingly unrealistic acenarios of abuse because a fat virgin with a forum feels betrayed by his...

Suck-start a shotgun.

And yet this parasocial nigger thinks he's in a position to call people names or judge their intellect. He even overshares embarrassing shit just like Chase.

The entire exchange was archived.

You still have no clue what these sites are about. Chase.

My favorite Chase moment was when he got destroyed on Twitter by Fatrick Tomlinson.

Chase Paston is the correct dox for this retard, not Joel the dog decapitator. I highly recommend his KF thread, btw; spend even a little time in there and you'll see that our friend @MagnesiumCorp is doing a remarkably accurate Chase impression for someone claiming not to be him. No matter...

You're a faggot, Chase.

Between his naked desperation to get the Rackets footage and ranting about Runescape, I haven't been this embarrassed for Null since the 'I need a tradwife' debacle.

Also, if you could beg the broom for more threadbans like a triple nigger, I'd appreciate it. Funniest shit I've seen all week.

Take your meds, Chase.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention. Allow me to amend my original statement:

Literally only you and your sock care about the pedobait cartoon character, retard.

It would help if you did a flip.

No safe spaces, pedo faggot.

"The Greeks were gross too!" isn't an actual argument, Chase. Japan produces a revolting amount of CSAM and you're a degenerate coomer that's into kids; just own it.

Take your meds, Chase.

Looks like every elementary school photo I ever took. The fake smile of someone that doesn't want to be taking pictures. He's especially bad at it, though. That last pic in particular reads "serial killer pretending to be human."

Homie I'm worried you don't know how dates or calendars work.

Telling the police to fuck off when they're right in front of you is righteous. Telling cops almost 7,000 miles away to fuck off is what fags hiding in the bathroom do.

Despite the obvious irony, that's probably the most overused of his lame, canned replies. Such a boring shitposter.

Btw, that's an amazing trick getting this news from two days in the future on August 9th.

What kind of spineless jellyfish would you have to be to let a fat eunuch tell you how much he hates you day after day, and you still use his forum? Chunk just can't stop taking Ls. All the pearl-clutchers in the Rackets thread must be commiting ritual suicide right now. :story:

Hey, thanks for reminding me of another classic Chase-ism! Weapons-grade projecting: ✅️

Oh shit, I had it backwards. Posting it again actually made me care less. My bad. So when did you discover you were into parasocial online relationships with pervert cartoons?

You're a nigger, Chase.

I don't need to do anything to convince anyone you're Chase. You are completely incapable of hiding your autism. Obsessed with the cartoon rabbit: ✅️ Dipshit PA request: ✅️ Conspiracy paranoia: ✅️ Worried about how "based" people are: ✅️ Terminally online faggot: ✅️ Can't insult for shit: ✅️...

I find your autism way funnier than hers. E-thots are a dime a dozen, and I already assume vtuber fans are degenerates and future child molesters. That's pretty funny that she'd pick a pooner over any of you losers. :story:

So why are you so obsessed with this ugly girl and her pedobait persona?

You should definitely post it again. That'll make everyone care more.

Please tell us how normal you are for stalking a cartoon rabbit some more, please. :story: So are you mad she won't fuck you or something?

The complete lack of critical thinking and self awareness that comes with autism will never not be funny. Do you ever get tired of not fitting in anywhere, Chrissy Rain?

"Ewww, nobody told me I'd have to like...do exercise and shit. They don't have any soda machines at the gym, so why would I bother? Fucking faggots. Putting anchovies on my pizza absolutely counts as a diet."

I think that has more to do with functional adults not giving a fuck about The Amazing Necky or the chink cartoon she plays online than some grand conspiracy, you nonce faggot. You're on a message board teasing a recording of a solid 3/10 white trash zoomer jilling herself, but somehow we're...

Gotta love that folks with no skin in the game can see the weird cult of personality for what it is.

Jesus, he actually thinks "learning" math by obsessively playing a child's video game is a flex. Is this motherfucker regressing? Look out Stephen Hawking, Fat Josh pathed zombies in Blockland! I hope the Week of Embarrassing Overshares never ends.

Confirming he has a preschooler's palate makes his cheese spergout even funnier.

Oh thank fuck, we've been circling the drain for years, but a fat retard with mommy issues online has figured out how to right the ship.

That's no excuse. You should have tried harder to grow one.

I have no proof of this, but I strongly suspect Freya is EDF laughingstock Boudicca/Baka, based on her being a racist gypsy (lol), her idiotic "feminist" takes, her knowledge of Encyclopedia Dramatica in the EDF thread and her room temperature IQ. She's fat, ugly and once sent nudes to EDF...

The song being about his son is such a retard take, and then the mongoloid posts the lyrics so you can verify for yourself that it's a retard take.

lmao

Woman moment.

Guys, I just got back from the other side of cringe after catching up on Null's latest batch of spergouts. Reading that insane diatribe he wrote for the BP deathfats is legitimately one of the most embarrassing experiences of my life. He's somehow less of a man than the troons he hides in...

That rabbit hole gets dumber and more hypocritical as you descend. There are dozens of furries, trannies and gross-ass coomers that are regulars with positive reaction scores. BP has multiple threads about "hitting peak trans" or losing friends to trooning out. These are filled with the same...

You remember correctly. Another thin-skinned A&N incel sperg. At this point I don't know why they bother with offsite cows when all the retardation is coming from inside the house.

He'll side with his paypigs, of course. I strongly suspect that's what's behind his newfound feminism. By his own dipshit admission, the dangerhairs and heifers are more easily parted from their money than the other users. Those pizzas and crates of Coke Zero aren't paying for themselves...

You're not very intelligent, are you?

She posts like a 90s mean girl a lot of the time. Like a caricature of a catty bitch, there's an uncanniness to the way "she" writes that rings false. Null blasts someone for pointing out he's a sperg, and here "she" comes with bantz that would make a middle schooler cringe into a fucking...

It must be such a burden being an expert at everything.

Every time Josh threw a tantrum about specific boards/notifications/posters dunking on his BP heifer harem, SP would enter the thread to ride his nuts. Even after he knew his internet daddy found him annoying, there he'd be, trying to suck him off. Farmers bend over for Null on the daily, but...

Doubly heinous: it was Jew ass.

I'm pretty sure the Farms make whatever the fuck is wrong with her significantly worse, so I'm glad she's getting the vacation. If "not contributing to/derailing threads" is banworthy, I'd love to see the mental gymnastics required of Josh to explain why Lidl or HHH aren't permabanned. Teenage...

The man-haters think about kids being diddled more than kid diddlers do. It's seriously weird how much gay people think about kids being raped. I could cherry pick an example of a woman abusing an infant for sick fucks online like Ruby Franke or Natasha Hunt and shriek about all wamyns bein'...