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I don't know how much storage @OnionNull has available.

Why?

I thought about making a sock just to post this in the thread on Kiwi, but I'll just say it here instead: the spergs participating in the hugbox are just the tip of the faggot iceberg in that thread. Creating multiple PM chains so you can hide from fucking Hollywood Hulk Hogan is one of the...

You'd be wrong. BoingoTango and/or Corbin have you beat.

Then they will be judged much more harshly than other users would be. The second they start to fantasize about violence, they're gone.

How many chances have these people been given on other sites at this point?

@OnionNull are you okay with a "ban on sight" policy for these kinds of people? They will contribute nothing to a site like Onion Farms except for strife and misery.

AAAAHAHAHAHAHA THE NEW HUGBOX IS ALREADY AT 18 PAGES IN UNDER 2 HOURS

Haha yeah, imagine if I had an OnlyFans. That'd be crazy.

>everyone on OF has a grudge against Null Imagine believing this.

It'd be a shame if someone reported that guy to the feds.

Sorry, I posted the first set of screencaps before the thread went up so it sort of slipped my mind. Hulkster, if you're reading this, I'm proud of you.

Get this beta shit out of my bear computer thread.

You better fucking believe that I'll ban you stupid faggots if you dare to show your face here. Either you register under a username I won't recognize and behave like a civilized human being, or your head goes on the chopping block the second I see you on this forum.

Please do not rate my posts dumb or autistic, thank you.

I can't rate my own posts autistic, please help.

Purple trashcan a best.

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Shit, they're onto me.

Wait, there are relationships with Josh that aren't parasocial?

It's not only about their impact on internet culture. The questions to ask are: Is this person funny? Is there enough material to discuss so that the thread does not stagnate? Is this person likely to continue generating funny content?

Happy fourth of July on that flag there, oh that’s right. I’m gonna have a little cigarette, a little cigarette to just tell you all. When you get on this camera, like uh, anywho yeah, on that flag right next to that toothbrush, it’s not bad when you start calling yourselves like I dunno what do...

@Spedestrian can we get a sticker for posts like this? Shocking really doesn't cut it.

If someone wants to make an Amanda/Amari Turcol / LadyALT thread, I would greenlight that shit so fast your head would spin. She's an extremely underrated lolcow.

Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg. my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss

I'll consider it.

>I like math a lot lol nerd

Which pony was your favorite?

>thinking that AdNauseam is a good thing I don't just block ads because I want to hide them, I block them to avoid all the tracking bullshit that goes with them. AdNauseam still connects to the advertising servers, meaning you still get tracked while using it.

Yeah @OnionNull I'm really not sure about the whole "20k followers" requirement. If you're worried about personal army requests, I can assure you that Kiwi Farms users are pretty fucking good at identifying them on their own. Could I at least persuade you to make a compromise with the majority...

Thanks mate, I just added them in! They probably do, but I'm still very new to all of this so you'll have to give me some time.

They're onions. @Spedestrian made them. Edit: as for updates, I went ahead and made attachments viewable by guests while I was in the admin panel last night.

No.

He's unbanned.

lol okay

Dumb is worth -1. You know what to do, @snailslime.

I've added all of @Spedestrian's stickers thus far. Angry has been replaced by dislike. Haha, wow, and sad remain unchanged. If we could get a sticker for haha, that would be awesome. I'll talk with @OnionNull about whether to keep sad and wow, though.

A bit late, but the answer is @crocodile. His crime? Being crocodilian from Kiwi Farms. Trust me, none of you are going to miss him.

Whatever you do, don't ask Null about Cody Wilson's jacket. Zed ate a chatban for this.

No, hashbrowns.

I hope he didn't wrap anyone's gifts in wallpaper, because that'd be a real dick move. My grandparents did that one year because they were out of wrapping paper. It was a real bitch to unwrap those gifts.

The guy who fell for the crystals was on /b/, and it was almost certainly a shitpost. There was a guy on /k/ who made chlorine gas in his bathroom and took pictures as his skin started to blister and get fucked up. It was either real or a very convincing fake, but either way it was funny.

It's apparently for Space Station 13. Shame, it would have been hilarious to watch another retard gas himself like that one time on /k/.

This, /pol/ is a forum for BIG, BLACK COCK now.

You'll have to forgive @crocodile, he's a retard who doesn't care about lolcows. He's a retard who goes to Kiwi Farms for the sole purpose of discussing politics.

Cry more faggot.

Of course not, @crocodile doesn't "do the lolcow thing."

Seriously though, fuck off. Politispergs aren't welcome here.

Personally, I understand both sides of the sticker issue. On the one hand, you have those who give out neg-rates, and then they don't contribute in any real discussion. They believe as if the sticker should be the signifier of their opinions and viewpoints and nothing more. They don't feel the...

Not @Feline Darkmage lol.

He once threatened to ban me from chat for using Comic Sans for my messages there. I'm 100% serious. Edit: have some screenshots Methinks he took my shitpost thread a bit too seriously. And here's when he threatened to chatban me for using Comic Sans MS in chat lol

I guess this is going to be like TSIC in that you can make "off topic" shitposts in this subforum. If you make a shitpost that's on-topic/makes me laugh, I'm not likely to move it here.

I'm willing to help out, but running the site is a different matter altogether.

Until @OnionNull appoints an admin, he's the only one who can do that. In the meantime, I've updated @whistle blower's custom title.

One of my favorite King Crimson songs.

wtf I love pornhub now?

Not anymore :^)

Please be careful with Kiwi Farms/ultimate glowpost, though. I cannot be held responsible if you get a visit from the FBI over it.

I don't feel like downloading the zip file that I dumped on KF, so I've made a fresh archive of my copypasta folder. There are a few additions that weren't present in the KF dump, so enjoy. This will probably be the last time I dump my collection.

Knobslobbin is a gigantic faggot, so I'm leaving this here in case he shows up on Onion Farms. He also thinks that pederasty is great because it turns children into real men.

Chat messages don't load automatically if there are more than 10 people in it. You have to refresh the page.

And I would not have sex with them.

I'm sure that Null has well over 20k if you account for YouTube, Twitter, and Kiwi Farms users. JustinRPG would fall under the classic lolcow clause. I would also think the same applies to Kengle, but he doesn't seem too keen on a thread about himself here.

Why yes I do use ReadSea how could you tell?

lol @cjöcker does it FOR FREE

My hands and feet are numb after reading this post. It's for the best though. I've watched this website do a tremendous amount of good over the years, a lot of it not even seen or regarded by a vast swathe of users who seem to come here to capitalize on a free and open space to vent their...

P50 Mobile Workstation master race

You're next, @A Friendly Hoovy.

It does't seem to be working for normal users.

No.

That depends on what you need the laptop to do.

From "Biting the hand that feeds": He also made a post in the thread to gravedance, but unfortunately @Bubbly Sink is a cowardly faggot and deleted the post by the time I went back to screenshot it. This is especially hilarious because he tried to act all buddy buddy on my profile multiple...