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  1. SIGSEGV

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    I'm starting to lose my patience. Do you want to go in the cage? Because I'll lock you in the fucking cage.
  2. SIGSEGV

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    The only reason I haven't already locked you in the cage is because I want to see this OP. I hope you understand what's at stake for you.
  3. SIGSEGV

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    He's just mad for some stupid reason. Hey @{o}P, if you post a thread on @OnionNull and it sucks, I'm locking you in the cage.
  4. SIGSEGV

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I already told Bastard Samurai that the shit that was "leaked" is something I would have said openly on Kiwi Farms if I weren't banned, so I really do not give a shit about it being posted on the Farms. That being said, I really don't think @Leg Pit Cream is the one who shared it anyway. But...
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    lol he's LITERALLY in a hugbox now you guys
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    Nostalgia Favourite mod message

    Janitors aren't people lol
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    He's a fucking bro. BASED
  8. SIGSEGV

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    HHH left the PM chain when someone invited him in. He's cool like that.
  9. SIGSEGV

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    It was funny. But the thread has gone on way too long and now it's just Bastard Samurai getting mad at people who disagree with him. So I guess it's still funny, but not in the way that he thinks.
  10. SIGSEGV

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    lol fucking screenlets, when will they learn?
  11. SIGSEGV

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Why are you inb4ing something that's already happened?
  12. SIGSEGV

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I saw lol. He's mad because I think that, if his lips weren't so tight, he'd be halal worthy. Why else would he be A-logging A&N this hard all the damn time?
  13. SIGSEGV

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Living rent free in this fag's head. My one and only sock was copypastacollector, and that got banned after it had served its purpose. There will not be another sock. I know better than to go back where I'm not wanted.
  14. SIGSEGV

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 The Null Simp thread.

    Enjoy your threadban you stupid fucking nigger.
  15. SIGSEGV

    Nostalgia Favourite mod message

    You must really want me to go into the admin panel and start stripping permissions off of you account, huh?
  16. SIGSEGV

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    It's a thread in supporters where cringy/stupid posts on KF are quoted for everyone to laugh at. The Spiderman part comes from people posting 60s Spiderman memes in the early days of the thread, a tradition which is revived when people remember to do so.
  17. SIGSEGV

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Based Kiwi Farmers

    Your sock accounts annoyed everyone, tbh. At least Tex15 is funny.
  18. SIGSEGV

    Inquiry How much are we allowed to mock the owner of this site?

    I don't think we should discourage lolcows/persons of interest from making an account here, but in the case of CWC I'd be happier not to have him on Onion Farms for this exact reason.
  19. SIGSEGV

    Inquiry How much are we allowed to mock the owner of this site?

    CWC would most likely leave the forum the moment someone refuses to indulge their delusions.
  20. SIGSEGV

    Lol, Jews.

    And what's the deal with airplane food, anyway?
  21. SIGSEGV

    Komm Susser Tod is on spotify

    lol someone can't afford a VPN
  22. SIGSEGV

    Komm Susser Tod is on spotify

    This one:
  23. SIGSEGV

    Komm Susser Tod is on spotify

    >not having your music stored on your HDD/SSD so you can listen to it at any time without an internet connection NGMI
  24. SIGSEGV

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    The Constitution only limits the government. A hosting service is within their rights to boot you for hate speech.
  25. SIGSEGV

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    GoDaddy is inadequate for this forum's needs and I would not have sex with the poor service it provides.
  26. SIGSEGV

    Inquiry How much are we allowed to mock the owner of this site?

    cringe and unprofessionalpilled
  27. SIGSEGV

    Inquiry How much are we allowed to mock the owner of this site?

    Even if I could see IP's, I wouldn't give out that information so freely.
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    He should set his eyes on himself. Anyone that needs to A-log the entirety of A&N must be halal as fuck.
  29. SIGSEGV

    Onionfarms Drama Best (and Worst) of Chat

    Messages should autodelete when they're seven days old.
  30. SIGSEGV

    Josh pics and Photoshops

  31. SIGSEGV

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    What are you talking about, he's definitely not mad.
  32. SIGSEGV

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Get a load of this little faggot lol
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    And that's why you should do it.
  34. SIGSEGV

    Nostalgia Favourite mod message

    Clean it up, faggot.
  35. SIGSEGV

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    That one is gone.
  36. SIGSEGV

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    You can always switch back to the default Xenforo theme.
  37. SIGSEGV

    Lol, Jews.

    top zozzle
  38. SIGSEGV

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Preemptive F
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Galaxy brain.
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    "NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE RUINING THE THREAD STOP IT STOP IT REEEEEEEEE" Jesus, what a fucking baby. If it really bothers him that much, he could just move the offending posts to spergatory. Instead, he locks the thread because God forbid that he do any kind of janitorial work in the subforum about...
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    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    For whatever reason, the SSL certificate doesn't cover www.onionfarms.com, just onionfarms.com. It was working just fine until a few hours ago, as well. I've already told @OnionNull, and he's contacted GoDaddy about it. We'll see what happens when he gets back from work.
  42. SIGSEGV

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    No worries, I just wanted to tag you here since you've tweaked the default theme a few times recently. That's what I was going for!
  43. SIGSEGV

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    I just spent almost an hour fucking around with the colors for the UI.X theme to make it look nice. This is now the default theme. @OnionNull please, please do not make any changes to the colors unless you absolutely have to, because it took a lot of trial and error to get them right.
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    (archive of first page) >make shitpost that crosses the line >Banned and information is handed over to feds >post maifesto >say that you're going to commit arson on a specific day in a specific city >actually go out and commit arson on the specified day and in the specified city >Not banned or...
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    Historical Figure 📜 Margaret Thatcher

    Margaret Thatcher is unattractive and I would NOT have sex with her.
  46. SIGSEGV

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    We have DDoS protection in place.
  47. SIGSEGV

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Same, honestly. Tell me why I shouldn't ban you right now.
  48. SIGSEGV

    What are you eating?

    Not today, FDA.
  49. SIGSEGV

    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    Added as deep thunk. Semper fucking fi, dude. NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT IT'S A NEGRATE!
  50. SIGSEGV

    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    >not linking to the video If you had sourced this from my copypasta dump instead of Florence's post, I wouldn't need to bully you.
  51. SIGSEGV

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I have Weedsneaker/Revo's dox:
  52. SIGSEGV

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    I took a look at the chat options in the admin panel and found a solution. Messages will be deleted after seven days. Pruning has been turned off.
  53. SIGSEGV

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala...
  54. SIGSEGV

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    If you don't know how to change the theme yourself, you have brain damage.
  55. SIGSEGV

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    The default theme was set to UI.X, but the one called "Default style" actually looks leagues better. I went in and made that one the default.
  56. SIGSEGV

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Clean it up, faggot.
  57. SIGSEGV

    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    Thanks a bunch, Spedestrian! I just went in and replaced all of the reactions with the new designs. And this one has replaced the sad reaction.
  58. SIGSEGV

    Autistic things you do.

    And I do it for free.
  59. SIGSEGV

    Autistic things you do.

    I also multipost.
  60. SIGSEGV

    Autistic things you do.

    I collect copypasta and shitpost.
  61. SIGSEGV

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    >posting about an avatar You were warned about this, yet chose to do it anyway. Now you are stuck with the ass of shame.
  62. SIGSEGV

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    >not using default theme cringe >having sticker notifications turned on die
  63. SIGSEGV

    Onionfarms Drama Best (and Worst) of Chat

    I'm not banning anyone from chat until they give me a reason to do so.
  64. SIGSEGV

    Onionfarms Drama Best (and Worst) of Chat

    @cjöcker came out of the closet, please be supportive.
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    From biting the hand that feeds: What did he mean by this? Furthermore >joined October 2, 2020 lol okay kid
  66. SIGSEGV

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Not really, if I'm being honest.
  67. SIGSEGV

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    Ask me again in a few days.
  68. SIGSEGV

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    Nope, I can only set it to prune after a certain number of hours. Right now, it's set to two hours.
  69. SIGSEGV

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    I'll see what I can do.
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