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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    He's telling the truth. Null from Kiwi Farms has many socks. Just ask Elaine.
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    Random videos

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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    @GroundPound69 Just log into your account if you're going to cap things for LCF lmao. Sneaking around isn't very Mormon of you.
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    My favourite part that I heard was this part Taking criticism is a learned skill 😏
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    1:01:38 lol "You can't have coomers posting revenge porn" I'll have Josh know that I never coomed to the atrocities I leaked
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    approximately what timestamp lel
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    Frenship is magic.
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    I don't know what's more ridiculous. Josh being a diaper shitting faggot or the fact that his post has 344 stickers and not a single dumb or mati. Niggas already donating BAT to support Josh's legal battle against the infamous Nintroondo nibber Emu-Byuu
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    @Blaine Gaven Ross Feel free to invite Fair's Info Center to make an account here.
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    Is that a hemorrhoid pillow?
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    I assumed that was some Final Fantasy thing. Isn't Reed a final fantasy character? *edit* Oh, it's that Detroit: Becoming Human character apparently.
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    Fair Info Center Tumblr account: https://fairsinfocenter.tumblr.com/ - Archive = https://archive.ph/2USUT RP server comment section - Archive = https://archive.ph/gib1Z Unreadable mess: Exact quote: "fairsinfocenter said: If you made your server feel free to let Gavin Reed know. The owner...
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    I know Fair's Info Center cried like a bitch over a discord server on Tumblr lel https://archive.ph/L20HS Oops, I'm gayopping. Hi LCF btw.
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    You managed to give a bunch of SJW perverts in the RP community a collective stroke by accidentally shitposting the "r-word" lel Which is better than most people who are part of the culture 😏 I bet if you picked a lolcow out in the wild you could write a funny thread on them.
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    https://kiwifarms.net/threads/john-s-bulla-paul45thomas-bullastephen-stephenbulla.28507/
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    Christory 🦸 More letters from Chris Chan Sent to Helena Fiorenza

    I don't know why Hitler chose Argentina as his escape destination. Yet another bad decision from Der Fuhrer.
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    Edgelord 🏍️ Blaine Gaven Ross

    Tard caged on lolcow.org Multiple socks merged. Tard caged and halal'd on Onion Farms Banned from Kiwi Farms Socks get purged as soon as they're discovered Halal'd a year ago...
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    Cowsphere 🐮 Fredrick Brennan / copypaste / Hotwheels / ctrlctrlv / chad thunderwheels

    I love how the man they'd test the T4 program on wrote a pro eugenics article on the daily stormer.
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    @Sourpuss Yo dawg, why is sephiroth such a faggot lel.
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    Edgelord 🏍️ Blaine Gaven Ross

    TFW the "receipts" (not)Blaine was talking about were omitted from the screencaps (not)he posted.
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    Keep in mind that Chris spent a long time interacting with people who fed into his delusions and there's every possibility that Chris was manipulated into talking about something that didn't actually happen. Barb was examined for rape and it doesn't seem like that came back positive. At Barb's...
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    Post care bear content.
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    Edgelord 🏍️ Blaine Gaven Ross

    Backpedaling from attacking a dead child? LEL, I'd punt Blaine's aborted baby like a football, if it existed.
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    Stop being a sperg lel
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    Like tricking you into buying a horse dildo?
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    Edgelord 🏍️ Blaine Gaven Ross

    @Königin Erika You don't have a dead kid.
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    Edgelord 🏍️ Blaine Gaven Ross

    @Königin Erika So you were normal when you were with this girl. Is it safe to assume that you broke up prior to 2020? Is it safe to assume that your entire life, your persona, even you playing D&D is based on the identity of the woman you're trying desperately to become because it helps you...
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    You said Loki was your body's god so... 🤷‍♂️
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    Story goes that in early days of Valhalla, a craftsman appeared and said he could build a wall around Valhalla in 3 seasons, and the price he would be paid would be the Goddess, Freyja's hand in marriage as well as the God Mani and the Goddess Sol. Long story short, the Gods thought this was...
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    Edgelord 🏍️ Blaine Gaven Ross

    It's not new. It's in his KF thread posted October 10th, 2021. Blaine has no marriage records that I'm aware of.
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    Edgelord 🏍️ Blaine Gaven Ross

    Of course you can't really take Blaine's word on anything; he's a pathological liar and manipulator. However. "Lynze Azure Dawn Ross" (the one who "killed my baby") is the person with her arm around Blaine in this picture Although, if you choose to believe Blaine, it adds a whole new...
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    Edgelord 🏍️ Blaine Gaven Ross

    hahahaha, you don't know the supposed half of it.
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    Edgelord 🏍️ Blaine Gaven Ross

    @Sourpuss Like this Where would I be if I couldn't laugh at Blaine seeking anonymous validation on the one of the last two sites he hasn't been laughed off of. Some nostalgic Blaine content, a year old but still relevant as ever
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    Edgelord 🏍️ Blaine Gaven Ross

    As far as I know he lives in Illinois right now; the warrant is in Mankato Minnesota. I highly doubt they're going to pay for the extradition Plus. If he's in jail. I can't laugh at his antics.
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    Edgelord 🏍️ Blaine Gaven Ross

    The warrant was issued in January of 2021
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    Edgelord 🏍️ Blaine Gaven Ross

    What's the least vanilla thing?
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    Edgelord 🏍️ Blaine Gaven Ross

    Sit back and laugh as he throws an impotent temper tantrum.
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    Edgelord 🏍️ Blaine Gaven Ross

    Blaine escapes his tard cage Blaine is escorted back to his tard cage Blaine shakes the bars of his tard cage https://www.lolcow.org/threads/efm.2628/ It's an impressive feat being so insufferable that the brown brick boys put you into containment.
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    This track slaps.
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    Fitting given Loki turned himself into a mare and had sex with a horse. Is that why?
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    Edgelord 🏍️ Blaine Gaven Ross

    Great movie btw.
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    Edgelord 🏍️ Blaine Gaven Ross

    Nah. he's announced he's leaving multiple times. He clearly has impulse control issues and I'm helping him stay true to his word.
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    Edgelord 🏍️ Blaine Gaven Ross

    lel probably. I saw a post on LCF that got deleted but I screencapped it because even I wasn't aware of this when I did Blaine's thread back in September lol Apparently this is a relative of his named Lynze Azure Dawn Ross, and she looks conspicuously like what Blaine wishes he looked like...
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    Edgelord 🏍️ Blaine Gaven Ross

    Probably true. Blaine's warrant is for "Failure to Appear" Which, in the state his warrant is active in carries a mandatory year+a day sentence. Contrary to what he said in this thread, you can't just "pay your fine and go home" Regardless, the warrant is active lmao. Tinfoiling here...
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    Which God is your body a temple to?
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    I'm asking because you came here and posted some aloggy insult and it looks like you scared Rachel away. Seems to beg the question as to whether or not you even see Rachel as a cow; because if you did, one would think making that cow as comfortable in being themselves as possible so that...
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    Why are you so grumpy.
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    orifices as in plural? wow
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    I'd be a big fan of an out of context "I might just have vaginismus." random.txt
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    Interesting. Which ones are too big and how did they become too big?
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    So you've bought a few dildos then? :thinking: any fancy ones?
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    You're very knowledgeable about these things; where did you learn all this dildo lore?
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    Very informative. What other dildos materials do you know about?
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    Name them here lol.
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    Look At That Catwoman Faggot (Lolcow.farm)

    **Touched by bigfoot noises** Also splish sploosh
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    Meta Random.txt

    >virulent misogynist >Some fat foid's opinion lel
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    Meta Random.txt

    I'm not sure if I'm supposed to take this as a compliment or not, but I'm flattered regardless.
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    Gamercat is my sock.
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    :thinking: Blaine is obviously a 1337techpriest with the hacking skills of Gummo if he can just crack passwords like that. I wonder who the true and honest Filipinos were :thinking:
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    Cowsphere 🐮 Kevin Gibes And The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch

    From March; former Tranch-hand/co-founder "Bonnie" declares that the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is flat fucking broke lmao, suddenly Jerrod's eBegging for a "work truck" makes a lot more sense. They have 9 whole dollars to feed at least 100 alpacas.
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    Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin / Sourpuss

    wow Nohull's poor pp
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    Cate Blanchett

    Starting off with a bit of old-ish news, but when I read this paragraph I knew this chick was gold. Yet another celebrity participating the (((latest trend))) of having baby foreskin rubbed all over your face, except Cate didn't even know what it was and thought it smelled like cum so...
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Lookin' good Ken
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    Meta Random.txt

    They're doing it to everyone. I got banned after trying to repost the thread you posted on Spooky never went back because that's fucking gay. Saw a Nohull larper too.
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    Meta Random.txt

    I'd say your posts are definitely worthy of the random.txt Case and point; you got us Blaine. We admit defeat. Spooky and I have been operating for the last 3 years under the radar, if that damn wildcat hadn't tossed his spaghetti so hard, we'd have gotten away with it too. Who are you...
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    Meta Random.txt

    @Regina Did you know you helped cover up the FUCKIN' IDEA GUYS?! "Fuck you Regina. Go fuck yourself you fat tub of lard" "Mike sperged about Hyperneptunia all the time, he was in stream with the idea guys and chris at the same time in Left4Dead. This is that missing account, due to the...
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    Meta Random.txt

    "I know a bit about Mike being in the idea guys so I hope there is a thread made on him. " "Kiwifarms best internet detectives my ass. That should be more than enough to prove it besides me digging up his own admissions." You caught me, I'm the lost chinaman. "volkswachter is bad german for...
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    Cowsphere 🐮 Kevin Gibes And The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch

    Alpaca fleece is worth as much as $10/pound and each Alpaca can yield between 5-10 pounds of wool per year. However, rovings can sell for as much as $50-$75/pound and yarns can sell for as much as $150/pound. Keep in mind that one pound of raw fleece can make as much as 10 miles of yarn; and 1...
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    Cowsphere 🐮 Kevin Gibes And The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch

    The self-titled Head of Permaculture for the Unicorn Ranch; Jarrod is the man most responsible for the Alpaca Genocide that is permanently ongoing on the Tranch Will expand this thread and others further in the next few weeks. https://twitter.com/josiebean42
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    Cowsphere 🐮 Kevin Gibes And The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch

    Bright dyed hair and SSRIs. Kevin "TransSalamander" Gibbs is the proud owner of the AmHole which he swears has not ruined his life despite the irony of reaching the peak of his fetishistic lifestyle being the sole cause of his inability to enjoy this fetishistic lifestyle. Kevin will most...
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    Cowsphere 🐮 Kevin Gibes And The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch

    Penny Logue is the founder of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch Will Fill up this OP and others over the next few weeks. https://twitter.com/SteampunkPenny
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