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  1. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    FTFY. He sure is round....
  2. Nektar Geist

    Da Sektur - General 👑 Warhammer / John Keese / Imperator of Forge

    Don't let the door hit you on the tush, when you leave.... Oh wait, he hasn't left.... You seem to pay a lot of attention to him. Pro. Ject. Shun. Yeah, but he was one of the Men Who Killed Plodwinson. "I'm ignoring you! See? I'M IGNORING YOU!!!!" JOhn, realizing that he hasn't a scooby...
  3. Nektar Geist

    Da Sektur - General 👑 Warhammer / John Keese / Imperator of Forge

    You are a retard. That's not Isaac. I think you just answered your own question... addressed to the wrong person. 1. You're. 2. You got the wrong person again. You're so bad at this. He just weljel of Isaac getting to taste all the dates, and John gets none. MOst animals are hierarchical...
  4. Nektar Geist

    low tier animals and why you dislike them

    Get some citrus incense or the like. Cats hate citrus smells. But dude.... 30... you have to bare some responsibility, here. I mean, Mickey Spillane only had 16-20.
  5. Nektar Geist

    Da Sektur - General 👑 Warhammer / John Keese / Imperator of Forge

    Dude, you stole his land, and made him live on the reservation! You gave his people blankets with Small pox! This will never not make me laugh. It's funny cuz it's true.
  6. Nektar Geist

    low tier animals and why you dislike them

    There. FTFY.
  7. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Other than joshys usual misanthropic ways.... Jeremy is much more successful. And has a wife (he still does, I haven't watched the KC is some time).
  8. Nektar Geist

    Religion & Psychology & Personal Are you a "Berrisexual"?

    He copy/pasted it from whatever numpty site that censors words like sexual.
  9. Nektar Geist

    Freeze Peach 🍑 Islam in shambles as muslims leave it

    https://answeringislamblog.wordpress.com/2021/11/07/allah-hubal-baal-satan/
  10. Nektar Geist

    Da Sektur - General 👑 Warhammer / John Keese / Imperator of Forge

    Only to a retard, such as yourself. You know what I'm going to do to you? I'm going to get my Ming ring and make you fall on your sword... just like in Flash Gordon. "THUS I WIN!"
  11. Nektar Geist

    I love Israel ✡️ Alister Mycroft

    The Injuns should have fought harder. How are the adenoids, today?
  12. Nektar Geist

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    Uh huh? Yeeeeaaahh. Lefties are still racist, but it's the racism of low expectations these days.
  13. Nektar Geist

    I love Israel ✡️ Alister Mycroft

    How long did it take you to come up with that? Did you stay up all night, formulating that in your bonce?
  14. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    I think "Citation Needed" here. joshy can barely keep the code together for his hugbox. I'm still thinking ODD flavoured spaz out. Y'know, lying on the floor kicking and pounding fists. THe oldfags are ALL Dem sniffing mommy's boys/girls. These people simply can't comprehend that Trump was the...
  15. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    From what I understand, this is what happened. I'm not sure exactly what years he was taken out of, but I'm pretty sure it was high school period. Something to do with his ODD, or something (being a thick as shit mummy's boy).
  16. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    True, but it was introduced in 2005. Now, joshy was removed from school, by his mother, so.... I'm thinking that most of that soda would have not been Zero. I'm not going to go into the studies that show sweeteners (like wot is used in Zero et al) being just as fattening, but suggest that for...
  17. Nektar Geist

    What are you doing for Halloween?

    I'll be watching a load of films... https://rumble.com/v70y0wc-dead-of-night-77.html 1977 remake of the 40s classic (the original is the reason so many people find Vent Dolls so creepy) https://rumble.com/v70y1ew-bowery-boys-meet-the-monsters.html One of the later Bowery Boys films (nee Dead End...
  18. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Cherry. I know this because of the drink Kirsch. Yeah, still that guy.
  19. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Ummm... 2ltr bottle is about 800 calories, and depending on the size of bag (plus the flavour) of chips, 25gs is roughly 230 (safe to say that joshy would "go large" and have a bag 4 times the size, 25g is a tiny bag), going on joshy having a 100g bag, in total that easy over half his daily...
  20. Nektar Geist

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    This popped into my mind...
  21. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    joshy did actually say he wanted carnal knowledge of the Peterborough Paki Puncher. Way back when.
  22. Nektar Geist

    I love Israel ✡️ Alister Mycroft

    FTFY. btw, ever had your adenoids out?
  23. Nektar Geist

    I love Israel ✡️ Alister Mycroft

    6 of one, half dozen of the other, I imagine.
  24. Nektar Geist

    Historical Figure 📜 @Nektar Geist

    Something something... my name... something something... your whore mouth. Anyway, as All Hallow's Eve (and seemingly the entire month of Oct nowadays) is a time for the dead to rise from the grave, I thought I'd drop in and... Also, a film...
  25. Nektar Geist

    Freeze Peach 🍑 Charlie Kirk Assassinatiom

    Careful now, some of the jannies are on the blob today. What was it you posted? "EXCLUSIVE: This morning my team received an e-mail from officer at ATF. " Yeeeeaaaahhh. FInd it hard to trust what the ATF have to say. Y'know, after Waco, and OKC bombing, shit like that. True, it's likely to be...
  26. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    He certain cares about being a fat arse, yes. He doesn't seem to be doing anything about it. If you bother to find the Punt the Gunt streams, joshy lied about losing weight. The phone thing. Even though he's told easily disprovable lies in the past? He's not going to court. Ahhhh. 99 and...
  27. Nektar Geist

    Freeze Peach 🍑 Charlie Kirk Assassinatiom

    Ak and his tribute to "The Greatest Millennial" Charlie Kirk.
  28. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Citation needed. Other than joshy porky pies. He said he had no connection to Russia. An obvious lie. And one that may have repercussions for the kwiffar, at a future date. Are you 1. Chubby 2. Chinky 3. Catboi? If not. NGMI And what shit would this be? Which he was doing before he was head...
  29. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Ummmm... I'm assuming you are quite young, and don't realize that the wall exists for men, too (albeit it manchild bunters like joshy, in this case). The guy has not taken care of himself, and if you good at his parents... he didn't get good genes. You might be able to hide it with filters, but...
  30. Nektar Geist

    Freeze Peach 🍑 Charlie Kirk Assassinatiom

    He's the most popular. You aren't going to shot some Who. Careful now, that could be seen as "inviting violence". Ever seen Magnum Force?
  31. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Yes. And you realize, he doesn't look like that anymore, he is much older now. I note, you have rowed back on the voice bit.
  32. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Ummmm... for comedic purposes, I'm reading that as "If I get the hugbox up to speed... they will kill your fave malt-right grifter".
  33. Nektar Geist

    Best way to deal with an insult?

    How fat? So fat, you put mayo on an aspirin? That's a Joan Rivers joke. Sooooo... it's your Moms fault. What did you eat growing up? "I forgive Molesworth, for your uncouth words" Is your medication donuts? "Fatter than I really am..." You are a fat bastard, dude. 44". Absolute bunter.
  34. Nektar Geist

    Freeze Peach 🍑 Charlie Kirk Assassinatiom

    TPUSA, being a bit of a fake Christian. This actually made the BBC R4 news, btw.
  35. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    If he has spent the money on gear, and not hollandaise sauce pizza and neko soda. Ken as already implied it was a janny that wot dun it... but not him. Highly unlikely. This place isn't a high value target. You have already said, you think it was down to one of your jannies. Tell me you like...
  36. Nektar Geist

    United States - News 🌐 Probe After Fake Shooter Threat at the University of Tennessee at Chattanooga

    You don't say(!)
  37. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    You've previously stated that, I don't need to know that... I want to know how a virus ended up tanking OF for best part of a week. Ok? You agree: The virus wasn't originally on the site... right? And then it was on the site. Correct? So... how did this plug-in end up on OF. It's simple and...
  38. Nektar Geist

    United States - News 🌐 Probe After Fake Shooter Threat at the University of Tennessee at Chattanooga

    That's where the humour is. Hey, I guess it's lucky you didn't get gatted. btw, Mr Heston or Mr E Mark?
  39. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Who did? If not you, it must have been someone else. Sooooo... despite what you've said... you haven't a fucking clue, and this is likely to happen again.
  40. Nektar Geist

    United States - News 🌐 Probe After Fake Shooter Threat at the University of Tennessee at Chattanooga

    Yeah, kind of figured that. Google... you do it to yourself.
  41. Nektar Geist

    United States - News 🌐 Probe After Fake Shooter Threat at the University of Tennessee at Chattanooga

    https://australian.museum/learn/science/human-evolution/humans-are-apes-great-apes/
  42. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Right. You are the person who infected the site? You are the one who installed the plug-in? That's been established. Where did you find the plug-in? Did you just wake up one day, and find it on your PC?
  43. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    You have already said that, and that's not what I'm asking. HOW did the virus (via a plug-in) get into the system? IE Who did it? Was it you?
  44. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    "Purpose of thread is to outline why the site is so fucking slow. Actually, it's to outline why I don't know, and to demonstrate that I am absolutely NOT SATISFIED with the state the forum is in and this is NOT due to a lack of effort." Whose pressing X, on the lack of effort bit? I am...
  45. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    You still haven't answered my questions, vis a vis to the hack. What actually (and EXACTLY) happened? You mentioned a plug in?
  46. Nektar Geist

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    joshy makes some changes... links don't work... "Damn you YouTube!!!..... and no doubt the Jews!!!"
  47. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    joshy confirms, the site is really slow.
  48. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Which were? Sounds like a bit of blackmail going on there. Absolutely nothing. Ken has learnt fuck all. He'll still give a broom (ie access to the back end) to any cunt that blows smoke up his fat arse.
  49. Nektar Geist

    So what happened

    Yeah, the search function is fucked too. As for messages, if it doesn't go through the first time, try refreshing, that usually will post your comment, but you have to do it every time.
  50. Nektar Geist

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    "Please tell me you are toxic, without telling me you're toxic... without telling me why".
  51. Nektar Geist

    So what happened

    How did they do that? How did someone "sneak in through a back door" (phnarr)? Wordpress plugin? Explain. On a scale of one to ten, one being... the least sophisticated... and 10... the most sophisticated.... how sophisticated was this hack.
  52. Nektar Geist

    So what happened

    Who could this someone be? Clearly someone with no job, or life partner.... but that "someone" is too retarded to hack anything. Could this "someone" be using their dinnybux to PAY someone? If it IS Ash, she doesn't want your head on a platter. She wants it between her fat thighs.
  53. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    https://kiwifarms.st/threads/why-people-here-are-so-toxic.228129/#post-22453548 https://archive.is/15q6u Why is joshy toxic? Over bearing Mother? Absent Father? All that pizza and soda?
  54. Nektar Geist

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    https://kiwifarms.st/threads/why-people-here-are-so-toxic.228129/#post-22453548 https://archive.is/15q6u Some wog complains about the kwiffar being "toxic". Thinks that kwiffar are "better" than Reddit and 4chan users.... what was that again....? Something something... if you have to tell...
  55. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    joshy sez: Just put up with the shitty speed the site runs at, I'm not going to become a better broom.
  56. Nektar Geist

    So what happened

    Makes sense. Ken never acknowledged that the other hugboxes went down. And .net is still down. Nobody gives a fuck about KennethEngelfart.com. If it was a hack, who was it that wot dun it?
  57. Nektar Geist

    So what happened

    Because Ken couldn't find his arse, with both hands and a map. For someone who bangs on about wanting to bring people to the site... this customer relations skills are shite. Tho... Basically, the last week and a bit has been wiped. Why? What was it, that needed to be deleted?
  58. Nektar Geist

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    There is also a lot of people who simply make it up. Those that bother to stick around, right? Or those that weren't Joe Jackson. Actors. It's the actors. They are all NPD weirdos. Same any where really. Hollywood (might want to look into what Hollywood is, btw) is just the centre of it...
  59. Nektar Geist

    America before fast food.

    Tip: Tiger skin eggs are a Chinese dish, but you can make them with Indian spices as well, like what I do. Simply boil an egg, then fry in oil spiced how you like it.
  60. Nektar Geist

    America before fast food.

    You can make it easier than that. You can boil eggs, in their shells.
  61. Nektar Geist

    Is KF fucking up the internet?

    Would you like someone to remove your Hovis, and take an Ingrid down your Gregory?
  62. Nektar Geist

    Hobbies What shows are you watching currently. Either rewatching or new to you.

    Doris Day is excited to see Johnny. Looks like they are hard enough to cut diamonds. Lou Brock (quiet, unassuming baseball player) finds out, after being asked if he wants to remain on the couch for a bit, that the next guest is...Mr Warmth himself, Don Rickles. Dr Heimlich demonstrates a move...
  63. Nektar Geist

    Is KF fucking up the internet?

    You. Are. Not. The. Most. Reliable. Witness.
  64. Nektar Geist

    Is KF fucking up the internet?

    No. You know that. Merely being sexually attracted to children (like wot you are) makes you a pedo. Moosefucker.
  65. Nektar Geist

    Is KF fucking up the internet?

    Like.... people... who are... pedophiles... then try to rewrite history...? Like... you. "NO U!" No. Because murder is an act. You have to murder someone to be a murderer. You just have to manipulate the mango to pictures of (limbless) children. Alex. You are an fucking retard. And a nonce, to...
  66. Nektar Geist

    Ofcom fines 4chan...

    https://mobilenewscwp.co.uk/News/article/ofcom-20000-fine-american-site-4chan-illegal-says-american-law-firm https://archive.is/wip/gQ7WV "Ofcom’s £20,000 fine and penalties of image board site 4chan are illegal and will be decided by a US federal court, not the UK telecoms regulator, says US...
  67. Nektar Geist

    Is KF fucking up the internet?

    No, you infer. You get the gag. If you did not take things so seriously, you would have caught that. However.... you did start a thread about the shit eating habits of Shermans. While looking the way you do.
  68. Nektar Geist

    Is KF fucking up the internet?

    I agree with this statement.
  69. Nektar Geist

    KF Speculation 🤔 Lidl Drip

    Forced? What? By gun point? It is yer MIDDLECLASS leftie pass time. As attested to by the Great British Bake Off (SOGGY BOTTOM TEE HEE). Not being on social media 24/7, and raising a family... that is trad.
  70. Nektar Geist

    Opinions on women?

    What do men and women have in common? They both hate women.
  71. Nektar Geist

    Muh Autism🥴╭∩╮( •̀_•́ )╭∩╮ I FUCKING HATE SUMMER

    I am someone who has no problem assaulting tourists, tho. (Worst part of the summer).
  72. Nektar Geist

    Talk about Religion

    You know what you did there? You confused "Using a tablet occasionally" with "Moaning that the whole site should be based around what phonepoors want". Are you capable of feeling the shame you should?
  73. Nektar Geist

    KF Speculation 🤔 Lidl Drip

    You know that bint? The bint who is a fan of some rent boy boyband? And screams at people "HE IS A NICE QUIET LAD, WHO IS JUST WAITNG FOR THE RIGHT WOMAN!" when they point out how gay the closeted gay member of said rent boy boyband is? Then, when aforementioned gay boy finally "comes out" (does...
  74. Nektar Geist

    America before fast food.

    Stop you there. If you listen to 1930/40s radio, the ads (that are not for smokes) are: Spam, condensed milk and laxatives. It really is like mainlining calories. Plus caffeine is really addictive.
  75. Nektar Geist

    Talk about Religion

    When the situation requires. Phonepoor A lot of people do. There is this thing called the trinity. https://www.britannica.com/topic/Trinity-Christianity
  76. Nektar Geist

    KF Speculation 🤔 Lidl Drip

    lol. Yeah, and the jigs just get along peachy keen.
  77. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    But you can change your user name, like the failed personality you are, right? Shame about the literacy. https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2010%3A34-36&version=ESV “Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword...
  78. Nektar Geist

    Talk about Religion

    Yup.
  79. Nektar Geist

    Talk about Religion

    Uh huh? https://biblehub.com/topical/ttt/t/the_devil--perverts_the_scripture.htm Really?
  80. Nektar Geist

    Talk about Religion

    https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=matthew%205:17-20&version=ESV#:~:text=17%20%E2%80%9CDo%20not%20think%20that%20I%20have%20come,you%20will%20never%20enter%20the%20kingdom%20of%20heaven. “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them...
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