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  1. Slidey Boi

    Why would anyone fuck a british women

    Since you are in closer proximity to the British women than we are, do you think what we have said as at all accurate?
  2. Slidey Boi

    How do i lose weight

    Eat less shit. Seriously, chop up vegetables and snack on those. Stir fry some easy tasty meals. Just throw some shit in a pan, use Sriracha or teriyaki sauce and just about anything tastes good, even chicken breast with vegetables. Above all, cut out soda, sweets, and salty shit like chips...
  3. Slidey Boi

    Why does kinochet exist

    Who dat
  4. Slidey Boi

    Why would anyone fuck a british women

    I don't have a problem with British women physically, it's more the attitude. It's like this utter pessimism, this resignation to everything. Bitch but no action, no talk of action, just the world sucks. Also they tend to be far left woke types who have white guilt and think everything...
  5. Slidey Boi

    @Cowboy and freedomfarms.net

    Aww you never asked me what my fursona is 😪
  6. Slidey Boi

    Smash or Pass: Ricky Berwick's Mom

    Feelz for sure, poor Garmfield. You didn't answer the question though 🤨
  7. Slidey Boi

    Candice potter smash or pass

  8. Slidey Boi

    Question for the Ladies

    Back when I was on Facebook, the guys were completely inactive, maybe using messenger, maybe posting a meme occasionally... but the woman would be on there all day, going on rants and sharing their life's stories, taking groups way too seriously, etc.
  9. Slidey Boi

    Question for the Ladies

    Yes. She uses it the way most women I know use it: passively scrolling on Tik Tok, passively scrolling on Facebook, and browsing Amazon.
  10. Slidey Boi

    Question for the Ladies

    That is usually how it goes. Go on a gaming Discord or Reddit channel and anyone with a feminine name is 90% likely a trans. But this has nothing to do with my wife.
  11. Slidey Boi

    Cowsphere 🐮 Debate User PixelateThat on whether Pokimane is the best twitch thot or not.

    @PixelateThat Okay, real talk here bud. Tell me in all sincerity, what makes you so devoted to this woman, other than her flirtatious nature? Imagine if a guy did or said the things she does, would you find it pointless? That's how you know its all your inner horny teen boy thinking. Imho, she...
  12. Slidey Boi

    Is it Gay to be British?

  13. Slidey Boi

    @Cowboy and freedomfarms.net

    Is this guy serious? Because his writing and content is pretty inferior to the average high schooler. Either he's like a 14 year old roleplaying as an adult, or he's autistic and blissfully unaware of how childish he comes off (reminiscent of CWC). Or he's trolling and doing this all for...
  14. Slidey Boi

    Is Joshy an Incel?

    He seems to fit the bill. Single for life, no successful relationships that we know of. He doesn't talk much about his romantic endeavors, so I'm not sure how much of his unending solitude is purportedly by preference or 'involuntary.' However, my opinion on most incels is that they say they...
  15. Slidey Boi

    Gaming Anyone excited for the new Mass Effect game?

    Nah, it'll be even worse if that's possible. Live service game where you are encouraged to buy lootboxes containing randomized cosmetics. You gotta have a subscription active, and be playing with three friends, in order to access exclusive missions. Shepard is only unlockable after either...
  16. Slidey Boi

    KF Internet 💻 #dropkiwifarms general

    Is this thing still going? I feel like they just kinda gave up after KF came back online.
  17. Slidey Boi

    Question for the Ladies

    What's a nice gift I could give my wife? I have a hard time coming up with new ideas.
  18. Slidey Boi

    @Cowboy and freedomfarms.net

    Indeed. Also I love how he uses no punctuation and poor grammar, despite writing a newsletter. I had to make an account :whistle:
  19. Slidey Boi

    Historical Figure 📜 Terry A Davis

    "Hi, my name's Terry A. Davis and I'm the smartest programmer in the world, told by God to make his digital temple." You're damn right you are, King.
  20. Slidey Boi

    Degenerates Using AI - Losers Filling Their Void With AI Generated Sex

    I've messed around with this technology, and I find that 99% of the time you get uncanny valley looking images, and quite often anatomical anomalies. I'm sure if you have eons of free time to precisely hone in on which prompts produce which results, and give it lots of trial and error, you could...
  21. Slidey Boi

    HOW THE FUCK DO I GET RID OF DEMONS

    Can you elaborate a bit? With punctuation would be helpful too. I'll assume you aren't trolling.
  22. Slidey Boi

    Japan - Celebritysphere 🎬 Ash Ketchum and Pikachu: Pokemon protagonists

    Thank God. He's been stuck in limbo as a 9 year old for over 20 years. This is almost as bad as the Simpsons at this point. The continuity is so snarled its beyond repair, all just to keep him perpetually stuck in one place. His pokemon, Pikachu in particular, get stronger through the season and...
  23. Slidey Boi

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    How easy is it to make a troll Twitter account and get it verified? like do you just have to pay $8 or do they ask for some kind of proof of identity?
  24. Slidey Boi

    What's The Worst Mainstream Websites And Why?

    Over-zealous Discord mods are indeed annoying. I've seen them jump down people's throats for similar reasons. Oh God, a conversation veered off the main title topic and they didn't immediately move to another server to continue the conversation! Or, oh no people are having a disagreement! Time...
  25. Slidey Boi

    Why is Ashley Jankowski this way?

    What made her this way? What is the attraction?
  26. Slidey Boi

    United Kingdom - Celebritysphere 🎬 Cleveland Police says furry fan-art was 'innocent'

    Is it possible for a non autistic to be a furry? Real question. Nearly every one I've heard talking irl and online give off the red flags of aspergers. I'm including ones I see before knowing they are furries.
  27. Slidey Boi

    Grant Sikes: Transwoman Rejected from Every Sorority at the University of Alabama

    That's quite the sense of entitlement on display here. Do what you want with your own body and identity, but you can't demand others to bend over backwards for you.
  28. Slidey Boi

    United States - News 🌐 Starbucks Worker Suspended After Black Woman Says Her Coffee Order Read 'Monkey'

    @Empresa Please for the love of God, fix that post. No need to have all of that bullshit like suggested articles, links, and ads at the bottom... C'mon you know better than this. That is pretty funny though. Probably worth getting fired to pull that off.
  29. Slidey Boi

    Russia - Political Arena 🗳️ Vladamir Putin Derangement Syndrome (Is he sinking into lolcowdom)

    BRICS could have obtained dominance over the UN by playing it smart, rather than this futile war. Leveraging their superior resources, trade embargos and tariffs punishing the rest of the world, abstaining from using the petrodollar, etc. But no, they want to sit on their ass, with 1/3 of the...
  30. Slidey Boi

    United States - News 🌐 US federal judge denies 19-year-old’s request to attend her father’s execution

    This sounds pretty shitty... but... the quote from the Missouri office sounds like allowing her to attend would delay the execution. They talk about delaying the victim's closure. It probably is the case that the daughter was not only asking to attend the execution, but asking for it to be...
  31. Slidey Boi

    Religion & Psychology & Personal NSFW I got sent home from work for my outfit – I don’t understand but people agree I’m showing too much skin

    Perhaps since the male-to-female ratio in China is about 10-1, they require all women to dress like nuns in order to prevent the sexually frustrated men from salivating at the lewd sight of ankles and shoulders. Same thing in India.
  32. Slidey Boi

    United States - News 🌐 Florida police prevent 'mass casualty' event after stopping woman from driving car through 5K route

    ...this is news? A non-event? Man, they must be getting really desperate for clicks.
  33. Slidey Boi

    United States - News 🌐 Axl Rose Hits Fan in the face with Mic

    The most shocking thing is that 'fans' still want to go see GnR concerts. I immediately associate their big hits, like 'Sweet Child of Mine' and 'Welcome to the Jungle' with really generic corporate music seen in movies and commercials.
  34. Slidey Boi

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    It is ultimately everyone's responsibility. I've been blessed with a fast metabolism and have never been overweight, but as a dirty American i know many overweight and obese people. While we all need to be accountable for our own choices, living healthy in the US is a real uphill challenge...
  35. Slidey Boi

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Josh is obese? He wasn't last time I saw. Does anyone have a recent picture of that?
  36. Slidey Boi

    Gaming What make you hate the modern AAA gaming scene?

    One issue i see is flow state. Play classic Sonic and you get in the zone, twitch controls, intense focus. Reaching top speed is a reward for having good reactions, since its risky. It takes practice to blow through a level in a short time. Modern Sonic is like, let's have levels where you lose...
  37. Slidey Boi

    United States - News 🌐 Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes sentenced to more than 11 years in prison

    Its more time than I expected, so I'm glad for that, but still not enough. She'll serve like 5 and get out on parole. Anyone who follows American Greed knows that for large scale fraud, they usually get the book thrown at them. Often more than murder. Unless you're a woman, then you get like...
  38. Slidey Boi

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    I can't help it! They stare at me and call my name. I don't want to hump them until I orgasm but that's the only way they stop talking. @MylarBalloon123 do you have any advice for me?
  39. Slidey Boi

    Christory 🦸 What If Chris Was Neurotypical

    Interesting thought experiment. In my opinion, he wouldn't be a lolcow. I don't see him writing Sonichu and posting childish drawings online at 25. He would have been able to mature in a more normal way despite his upbringing. He'd still be socially awkward, a nerd, and a bit of a spoiled...
  40. Slidey Boi

    Christory 🦸 Christian Weston Chandler / “Chris Chan” / Christine Weston Chandler /

    Classic, pre-tranny, circa 2009 Chris is a great character. He was equal parts endearing and cringe. He was never family friendly, but nonetheless iconic. I for one love seeing references to classic Chris in media.
  41. Slidey Boi

    Cowsphere - General 🐮 Dumb shit you see on Wikipedia/Conservapedia/Rational Wiki/Miraheze/Fandom/Infogalactic

    Oh God.. Rational Wiki is beyond pretentious and arrogant. At least Conservapedia is up front about what it is. Rational Wiki purports to be the completely objective truth. Check out their article going through all of the Penn and Teller episodes and labeling each one accurate or inaccurate if...
  42. Slidey Boi

    Why is the Moon a Hologram?

    Who could have done this, and what happened to the real moon? 🤔
  43. Slidey Boi

    Random videos

  44. Slidey Boi

    I Don't Like Anime Avatar People

    This is acceptable. I like birbs.
  45. Slidey Boi

    I Don't Like Anime Avatar People

    I love that you dispute your anime avi being considered anime, but not being a bad person. At least you are an honest one.
  46. Slidey Boi

    I Don't Like Anime Avatar People

    I don't like anime avis. They're just bad people. Like that @Neko Rights Activist. Anime avi, and immoral.
  47. Slidey Boi

    World population hits 8 billion

    It'll start declining as more countries enter the first world, birth rates inevitably drop.
  48. Slidey Boi

    Blocking Ads in 2023

    Convenience, procrastinating change... no good reason really. Not for long though.
  49. Slidey Boi

    Blocking Ads in 2023

    My fellow Onion Bros, Google Chrome is disabling Adblock in 2023. Will this affect you guys? How do you plan to continue blocking ads? On the PC I'm considering either going back to Firefox, or trying Brave. Not sure what to do with my phone though. I have an Android, I think I'm screwed.
  50. Slidey Boi

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon's Blocklands Saga (Restored)

    That was a long read, thanks for sharing. Now its time to go jack off to some heterosexual porn with real people of legal age.
  51. Slidey Boi

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    This is Ashley, and she posts almost exclusively here. She is an actual communist, a great defender of Keffals, and she's very emotionally unstable. I tried to be civilized with her, and not make fun of her like everyone else does, as you can see in that thread. But she was very hateful to me...
  52. Slidey Boi

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    You're a good boi sir, I don't care what Ashley says about you. @MylarBalloon123 you are free at last, our favorite autistic boi.
  53. Slidey Boi

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    @【VOID】, can you let @MylarBalloon123 react to posts? I want to see his reactions to things. @Sailfish Perhaps we should add a Dirty Communist reaction so he can rate you admins with it, and we can rate all of @Marx is burning in HELL 's posts with it.
  54. Slidey Boi

    Oversized big Glasses are overrated

    I strongly agree about big glasses. To me it looks like someone trying to hide their face. Confident people rarely wear that. Velma is pretty thicc tho 😍
  55. Slidey Boi

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    You can't rate posts? That's messed up. I bet its tied to the 'Dumbo badge. The actual communist, Ashley (AKA Marx is ___), also has that badge and never reacts.
  56. Slidey Boi

    Toilet Thoughts

    Over! I sometimes think about that famous scene from dumb and dumber.
  57. Slidey Boi

    Final Fantasy

    I think they meant VI, since it seems interchangeable with III. I used to be a huge fan. Tactics will always be the best. Mainline, I really enjoyed V and VIII as those were my first ones. VIII was my first mainline game and I ate it up. I had Anthology, but rarely played VI since I missed the...
  58. Slidey Boi

    The Purpose of This Forum

    We here at the Onion Bros Brommunity (OBB) decided to establish this as a place to contain all politically incorrect discussions. We've observed that such undesirable behaviors are driving away persons identifying as women and non-binary folks, resulting in a demographic of users that are...
  59. Slidey Boi

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    I think by 'losing genetic lottery' he means, failing to find a woman and pass on your genes by having a child. Since, sadly, balloons are not capable of sexual reproduction.
  60. Slidey Boi

    Announcement All Stickers

    We can't have Onion Farms 101 without a list of all stickers and what their positive or negative reaction score is. Can someone list that?
  61. Slidey Boi

    What's The Worst Mainstream Websites And Why?

    Yep.. I've only used FB, YT, Reddit, and Discord. Sadly my wife uses TikTok and is hopelessly addicted to it.
  62. Slidey Boi

    What's The Worst Mainstream Websites And Why?

    Reddit: The mod nazis really ruin this place for me. Most of the active subreddits will delete your posts for the slightest, or most subjective reasons. But on the right subreddits it can be a good time. I don't mind the up/down vote system. Its intended purpose was to replace moderation with...
  63. Slidey Boi

    I'd rather buy a Commodore VC20 than a ugly new computer. new stuff suck!

    The Incredible Machine was so much fun back in the day!
  64. Slidey Boi

    I'd rather buy a Commodore VC20 than a ugly new computer. new stuff suck!

    What i don't like about modern software is, it tries too hard to think for you and limit your options. It also tries too hard to be new and innovative with distracting features that should be optional, made mandatory. Case in point, I bought a laptop with Windows 11. Took me an entire day to...
  65. Slidey Boi

    Fetish Thread

    I enjoy showing my wife how much I love her by giving her a tender massage. Then working my way down, I touch her in the places she likes most until she's ready and wants it. Then I get into position, pull out my hard cook, and watch tyrone take her to pound town.
  66. Slidey Boi

    Sonichu Related 🦸 Sonichu Redesign (Sonichen and Rosechen): If you are going to do Sonichu then do it right.

    This site seems sincere and unironic. I don't think indulging Chris's delusional coping mechanisms about OCs being 'real' has any benefits for Chris or anyone else.
  67. Slidey Boi

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    As a separate forum? Our user base is small enough, I don't see a need for fragmenting it. Feel the same way about .com vs .net too.
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