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  1. Saltimbanco

    What are you listening to right now?

    good film
  2. Saltimbanco

    Computer & Internet Related Why do Tech companies insist on internet connected "smart" devices?

    It increases the need to replace said product and forces the owner to pay costly fees for hookup, repair and future services. It's also a modern aspect of planned obsolescence.
  3. Saltimbanco

    Jannie Complaint Jar - now with Baneposting

    I'm a big hard man.
  4. Saltimbanco

    Jannie Complaint Jar - now with Baneposting

    It's a hard job for hard men. Are you hard? I'm hard.
  5. Saltimbanco

    Jannie Complaint Jar - now with Baneposting

    I'm CIA.
  6. Saltimbanco

    What are you listening to right now?

  7. Saltimbanco

    Random videos

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    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    I aint afraid.
  9. Saltimbanco

    Pet thread

    Don't rape him please.
  10. Saltimbanco

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    I don't give a fuck. It'll take the combined resources of every alphabet agency to take me down (or one retarded janny.)
  11. Saltimbanco

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    I might have a gun and I could do something to someone at an indeterminate time at an undecided place and that person (or thing) may well be you.
  12. Saltimbanco

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    Dislike reaction, disagree reaction, this is a threat on your life reaction
  13. Saltimbanco

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    Please get rid of the spinning globe gif. It's bad looking and I hate and it makes me an angry gamer having to scroll past it every time I'm on the front page.
  14. Saltimbanco

    Suggestion Minor Technical Issues/bugs

    That gif should be deleted permanently because it's an eyesore and makes it take slightly longer to scroll the main page which is irritating.
  15. Saltimbanco

    Racialist Motivated 👦🏿 Syrup

    Hello ladies. I am your future sex offender.
  16. Saltimbanco

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    I am the king rapist.
  17. Saltimbanco

    Computer & Internet Related Must Have Software

    Already am, darling.
  18. Saltimbanco

    Trans "Safe Places" on the web.

    Reiko's an interesting case. It wouldn't surprise me if there are other servers that prey on similarly insecure people like incels. It's not a rabbithole I really want to jump down so if anyone's braver than I and can stomach these rotten little rat warrens I'm sure we'd all appreciate.
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    Computer & Internet Related Must Have Software

    I knew you were retarded.
  20. Saltimbanco

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    It's true.
  21. Saltimbanco

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    *flips through cards* Misogynist!
  22. Saltimbanco

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    Listen and believe.
  23. Saltimbanco

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    lol poor
  24. Saltimbanco

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    Stop making light of this. I was sexually violated and harassed by an authority figure.
  25. Saltimbanco

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    Didn't even offer to buy drinks first. Just started slavering over my luscious boyhole like some kind of crazed sex maniac.
  26. Saltimbanco

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    I'm shitting as I type this if that's your thing.
  27. Saltimbanco

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    It is a command.
  28. Saltimbanco

    Japan - Celebritysphere 🎬 Dakota Rose: American Model Residing in Tokyo

    Give her a six out of ten. Not even a shameful wank.
  29. Saltimbanco

    "Post your Art" Thread

    Here's a portrait I drew of the dumb janny that has to mop my shits
  30. Saltimbanco

    Trans "Safe Places" on the web.

    Basically all social media websites are. The title should be changed to reflect the focus on communities within these safe spaces. I'd rather read about tranny grooming networks on discord or whatever than see more of the same Twitter screencaps of some dumb troon saying stupid shit we've all...
  31. Saltimbanco

    Opinion/Blog Random Pics & Gifs

    Please post a photo of you chewing your toenails. :)
  32. Saltimbanco

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    Kengel thread when?
  33. Saltimbanco

    Computer & Internet Related Must Have Software

    It's a very lightweight program as well.
  34. Saltimbanco

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    Don't threaten me with a good time.
  35. Saltimbanco

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    I need a "threat on your life" sticker.
  36. Saltimbanco

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    We don't need a designated shitposting subforum. Drop drawers and take a dump wherever you please.
  37. Saltimbanco

    Computer & Internet Related Must Have Software

    Vista's good enough for me.
  38. Saltimbanco

    Racialist Motivated 👦🏿 Syrup

    Women are bloodthirsty parasites. The only thing that they contribute is a nice warm hole and something to pinch/punch which is always more trouble than it's worth.
  39. Saltimbanco

    Racialist Motivated 👦🏿 Syrup

    I refuse! I refuse! I need my gay Internet drama right this instant.
  40. Saltimbanco

    Opinion/Blog Random Pics & Gifs

    Why are you so ugly?
  41. Saltimbanco

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Please preemptively ban {o}P II from chat.
  42. Saltimbanco

    Are you moving over to OF or posting on both KF/OF?

    Lolcow's forum > lolcow forum
  43. Saltimbanco

    What are you reading?

    Let's talk literature.
  44. Saltimbanco

    Computer & Internet Related bear computer

  45. Saltimbanco

    Stuff You Are Interested In

    I have mastered the no hand's orgasm.
  46. Saltimbanco

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    I assume the site logo is currently being reworked and boy it sure needs it. This is something I would outsource. I know of a few people here who might take up the task if asked politely. I appreciate that the site has already had a few design changes to make it easier on the eyes. I would...
  47. Saltimbanco

    Racialist Motivated 👦🏿 Syrup

    This thread is as gay as you are and you can't stop me from coming in here periodically to shit on the floor while calling you a thick-lipped scrote.
  48. Saltimbanco

    Trump Derangement Syndrome 🐘 Donald Trump General Discussion

    I'm thinking this was pretty based.
  49. Saltimbanco

    Programming Thread

    I would rather kill myself than to code yet here we are. I'm more than considering it for all the avenues of opportunity it opens. I've always preferred to do me learning from books. Aside from cjöcker's recommendation what else would you say is an essential place to begin when building...
  50. Saltimbanco

    Computer & Internet Related Linus Tech Tips made a video on TempleOS

    me 2
  51. Saltimbanco

    Virtual YouTuber/Vtuber General

    Twenty years down the line when you see the children that grew up watching this all grown into severely autistic adults I hope you'll feel regret knowing you supported this in its infancy.
  52. Saltimbanco

    Pet thread

    My dog is dead.
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