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Why is it so difficult for you to believe I could genuinely be into Null? Just because I acknowledge the fact he’s overweight doesn’t mean I’m secretly a troll. Did the folder I have with hundreds of null related images not convince you? Null has plenty of positive attributes that make me drawn...

I didn’t say he has a small penis as I have already explained. I acknowledge that he is overweight at the moment but I also believe that he’s working hard to change that. I just mean that if he was still fat, I would still be attracted to him because I like him for more than just his looks.

Null doesn’t have sausage fingers, he’s only a little bit overweight now so his fingers would only be slightly chubby.

Exaggerating things for comedic effect doesn’t mean I’m a troll. I don’t want to post anything that could give away my real identity but as proof that I am a NOT a troll and am a true and honest!!!! jersh fangirl I have an album in my photos app with 1,500+ Jersh related images

I said “there’s at least 3 inches of Jersh inside me right now” at LEAST meaning he obviously has more than that. I would guess Josh is about 6-7 inches. And I didn’t make that AI picture I saw it in another thread. I posted it because a user made a joke about Josh being 600+ pounds and it...

There are multiple examples of true and honest women (Elaine, kay ann, stocking) simping for Null already, because he is cute in a “girl way” (as in women find him more attractive then men do because he has more feminine features). You guys really cant let go of that, huh? The fact that he was...

I’m not catfishing him, I’m an actual woman if that’s what you’re implying. He’s never interacted with me so far and most likely will never date me, which I’m fine with. I sort of play up my lust for him for comedic effect (especially on here since I doubt he uses this site) but I do genuinely...

I think that the whole gender wars debacle going on on KF right now could all be avoided if I was dating Null. Think about it, him pandering to feminists is obviously because he’s lonely and wants female validation. But, if I dated him, he not only wouldn’t get so mad at users over trivial...

How? It’s on-topic. Also null looks like he has a great ass that’s just the truth

Why would someone create entire spreadsheets tracking their weight loss if they weren’t actually losing weight? You don’t know that. I hope he does, josh in a nice suit would be so sexy! He’s working on it now, better late than never.

Well he obviously cares a lot about losing weight and I think he’s smart enough not to lie about it, since the whole reason he’s doing this is so he looks good if he has to go to court. And obviously people would notice if he’s still 300 pounds. I think I’m slightly overweight, but I have...

Josh isn’t 300 pounds anymore, he said he’s down to around 220 now. Also if he was 300 pounds he would still be handsome to me and if I was his gf I would help him stick to a diet and we could go on dates to the gym together. I’m not shallow so things like how much Josh weighs aren’t important...

I know that, but unless he suffered some horrific accident where his entire face melted off I doubt he’s any less handsome. He still looked hot in that selfie of him from 2020 and people don’t go from extremely attractive to butt ugly in the span of 5 or so years. No, I still maintain that his...

Are you seriously trying to tell me you don’t think this guy is at least a little bit cute? You guys can dislike Null for whatever reason, but acting like he isn’t handsome is just delusional.

Hi guys, with the news of all these shootings recently, I think we should try to make this thread into a more positive place for the time being. So why don’t we all say something we like about Josh? I’ll go first: His voice is very sexy and he has a cute smile.

He said he was 295 before though? Is he embarrassed to tell Jesse he was almost 300 lbs? Awwww poor insecure Jersh…

The dms Josh had with the Podawful guy were so, so cute (I am so unbelievably jealous of that faggot, I wish Josh would dm me with his silly autistic weight loss spreadsheets. I’d shave my head for him if he’d talk to me!) but I think my favorite part was the bit where he put the foods he ate...

Well in that case good on Joshy for doing it 😊 my boyfr- I mean my favorite Internet personality is such a great guy!

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It’s funny how much Josh treats losing weight like it’s some super torturous thing, I’m no expert but isn’t losing weight pretty easy for men? It’s so selfish of me to want this but I kind of hope he has to show up in court before he loses all the weight, I want to see chubby jersh again before...

As a fellow Jersh lover, I want to know: are you just into him for his internet presence, or do you find him attractive physically too?

I love it when he does The “no one understands me I’m alone in this cold dark world” edgelord schtick. Dad Jersh…… FUCK I hope he never does that it’d be too hot.

I hope at least 2 hours of that is a Null whimpering and moaning compilation

Nope that’s not me, I have a KF account but I deliberately picked a different name from it here just in case Dear Leader reads this thread (I hope he doesn’t). I just picked the name at random because I set up this account while watching Star Wars and it was the first thing I thought of. Plenty...

As an actual contribution to this thread, here is a little collage I made of Null getting very very angry over people giving him weight loss advice. I’m sure some of these have been posted before but I think it’s more fun when you see them all put together. I made it because I find his...

Hi Null, I love you! I used to have very short hair and was frequently told I looked like a 10 year old boy when I did, so maybe Dear Leader will be seduced by that. I’m leaning towards Lidl being a Null sock, sorry. Mostly because if it’s true it’s genuinely the most adorable thing ever: 💗...

saying this as a jershfag: I’m genuinely a bit concerned about him. I feel like his posts on KF have gotten way more angry than before, I’m worried he might be going through something which makes me sad because I have no way to help him :( I wish him and I could be together, I feel like it’d...

I beg to differ. I personally would love a Josh AI bot that tells me to kill myself. His angry voice makes me feel all funny inside…

Hello Onions. You don’t know me. But I know you. I know that, despite how much you all dislike Null, you all probably know more about him than anyone else besides kiwifarms users. Which is why I’m asking for your advice. You see, I am what you might call a chronic Null simp. Not to the level...