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Eh, he's unbalanced. He's capable of having a decent conversation about lots of things but he just couldn't help but stick his oar in to whiteknight for his bad touching friend. He was trying to make the point that not every registered offender is a pedo and that extrajudicial executions are bad...
He threw a shitfit because he lives with a sex offender (who's totally not him guise I swear) and doesn't like the idea of roving bands of vigilantes rounding up his "roommate" and cutting their balls off.
I somehow dodged any repercussions even though I'm pretty sure I was one of the sparks that lit the whole Twinkie debacle. Other than that I got banned from BP for "thirstposting" that pig Momokun and got a stern warning for shit posting about wanting to fuck "Desmond is Amazing".
It's not bad if you look at it as science fiction. I wouldn't take it too seriously and it gets a bit wordy near the end but it's got a certain raw appeal.
It's people like you who drove Daddy Jim away. I bet you sent him money too, you reprobate. Did it make you happy, throwing superberries at him and expecting him to dance like a monkey? And now he's dead. He's fucking dead and I never even got a chance to tell him that I love him.
Well yeah, after you learned to repress whatever your uncle did to you to make you this way (gay, I mean), everything else is easy to compartmentalise.
The Last Stand claims to be black but the only corroborating evidence I've seen is a possible thumb dox (he's got the same skin tone as I do and I'm far from black) and the fact that he's a dumb nigger.
Well, I don't feel as bad for disbelieving @Flamesoul when she claimed she was sexually assaulted in chat. Every chomo in the world plays that card these days: "I couldn't help it! I was just paying it forward!"
If furries spent half as much time on personal grooming as they do grooming minors for degenerate sex acts they'd still smell like week-old shit and dried cum but they might feel better about themselves.
Yeah, I'm sure when you do all the math it doesn't turn out that growing meat in a vat doesn't cost more time and energy than just breeding bovines, because that's always the way this shit works.
Essentially. I spiced of up for comedic effect but he says he would have lunged for the silverware and caught an assault charge if gramps wasn't taller and heavier (and if OP wasn't withdrawing).
Then they're assholes. Dunno why he would put up with it.
I feel some compassion, but it's overwhelmed by the entitled whining. Sounds like his family were good enough to take him in, but he's busy having a chapped ass over the way they treat him. It's easy to say "well they don't have to be assholes to him", but they don't have to carry his weight at...
So ban the people who whine about stickers. If you're that fucking fragile and addle-pated nothing is going to keep you satisfied: he's just bending to the whims of literal manbabies.
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