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i wish i had the room to do home brewing, making flavored mead looks like so much fun

kosher salt is chunky! it's salt used for koshering, not salt that is kosher (ive also used ice cream salt)

it was how my mom taught me to clean them- you let the gunk soak up with kosher salt, scrub a little and then rinse and re-season. but if its better to do smth like steel wool or just a normal scrubber ill try that

WITH SALT!!!!

🎵materia girl 🎵

huh. i guess

site looks like this now and my alerts don't work, help

girl you keep coming onto the karl website and being enraged and triggered when you see karl. have you considered doing something different with your life

you are the boomerest boomer to ever boomer. you are spiritually 60 and physically probably 60 in terms of joint health as well. good lord.

babe they made you a playpen go play in it

girl you are literally following Karl around to different websites and screaming at him. this is a thing you have done. you were literally (not gen Z literally, I mean psychologically-broke-in-the-head literally) obsessed with a photo of two old dudes facetiming with funny filters because you...

no, but I don't have a psychosexual fixation on Karl, you're my one true love/scientific horror case (mostly the latter) ngl I got TikTok so I was looking at cat videos for like 5 hours straight and I forgot you existed. sorry. I know you long desperately for my half-assed quips I'll try and do...

KAAAAAAAAARRRLLLLLLLL

>watching CNN lmao

ok

"fnaarf seems mad" (proceeds to lob insults, triple post, etc etc the usual) very un-mad behavior on your part I must say

the only thing I'm mildly annoyed about is working on labor day lol. I'm a little disappointed kf is down but oh well, Twitter also has niche internet drama if you know where to look

wrong oh no! anyways wrong, that's you wrong + just because all the clothing in your size at goodwill is fuck-ugly doesn't mean you need to snipe at them about it, try moving up an income bracket wrong 💙 are you like. mad I don't care about you enough to commit crimes? gay "normies" lmao...

oh, the poor boy, going without my attention bc my mom was sick and in the hospital, truly I am the most abusive person to ever exist. lol i know. still a self-own though. we didn't need to know that but I'm sure glad we did (also kind of sad you couldn't manage to get opiates at the height of...

thanks for telling us unprompted that we literally live in your head rent free that's hilarious. top tier Ashley confessions right next to "I got fat because I depression drank a lot"

how am I supposed to know lol I haven't been on the website since cloudflare kicked him off

about as well as she knows this "darkpool" fella I presume

who

how do you prove a negative, smartass

no i dont know about you but when i want an image i just google it, download it, post it where it goes and then delete it. normal people don't hoard porn and you can find fat feeder fetish images very easily by just putting site:4chan.org as a filter lol

no, he made me talk him down from the comfort of his living room because he was attention deprived lmao lmao. that's a very big IF

it's okay ashley you can admit you're sad KF is gone and there's only this dump to hateread. this is a safe space thread

what

no thanks that's not my ideal first date

decision that everyone knew would happen eventually happens, more news at 11. time to go back to reddit

no

why would I when it was only once? I'm sure you've done equally as dumb things when you were a teenager... how long ago was that. 35 years ago? ok Freud maybe do some cocaine and you'll calm down

what website do you think you're on right now? if you're constantly smelling burning toast you might need to see a doctor

we've been over this lol he had untreated bpd

pay me $500 and i'll express an opinion about whatever you want baby my last (and only) boyfriend decided threatening suicide while my mom was in the hospital and making me talk him down for 6 hours straight instead of being with her was a good idea. i broke up with him the next day and quelle...

ive seen more on cat pictures and meme posts no :feels: oh no, my ip address and burner email, god forbid. anyways in actual problems i have nothing at home that i feel like cooking but im hungry. time to die

it's funny to watch you flail at me for 5-15 minutes every few days! for the minimum amount of interaction possible i get at least 2 or 3 posts of absolute delusional batshittery, you can't buy entertainment like that at the family dollar

and? so am I going to be someday. so will you except that you'll be more of a Crisco container instead of just a "smear" I've been on a family reunion kick for the last 2 weeks and have met cousins I didn't even know existed, but I'm sorry to hear about your shrinking personal circle

Deadpool isn't going to rise from the dead to fuck you, Ash

and. the claim is that he posts every single day. he's not you babe

"target" is a little aggressive. what I actually did was embarrass myself by having serious theological debate with an insane woman who thought I wanted to fuck her mongoloid abusive husband he hasn't done this in like months lol

me personally? lol OK I guess me saying Marshall was a wife beater did him in, astonishing he made it so long if his psyche was that fragile. couldn't have been any other factors involved in it like Melinda being an insufferable harpy who held his balls hostage

mad because she won't be your latest pet Special Person aren't you only child syndrome rears its ugly head again

reminder that didn't happen

if someone had talked me into trying testosterone at 12 just because i complained about pimples and having periods i would be incredibly miserable now and also stuck with irreversible side effects lol

so the whole grooming minors into being catboys thing is fine to you?

how do you feel about Lucas getting doxed because he was too lazy to use a fake bg this time around

well KF is back up now so I blame you for jinxing it

is that really your business

damn dude I can't take back that many laughs at this point you might as well just let me pass go I wish KF wasn't down so I could post some of the True and Honest Funnier Smarter Women you insist on stanning like a weird kpop groupie

your sexual fantasies about me get weirder every time and it's kind of disturbing no, but you're definitely into watching cats being raped, so that's so sad it horseshoed back around to being funny

correct. chocolate oranges slap and every other chocolate+flavor combo is inferior after that imo

how have I lost anything so far. also you have simped incredibly loudly for keffals who flirted with a minor and let minors into adult spaces in his discord so uh? answer the call inside your own house first maybe you know nothing about me lol you don't even know what state I live in except...

I do! I have good food opinions and I'll share them with anybody and everybody I please. Mint and chocolate is fucking gross this guy gets it

I have not, but I did Google it and it looks like exactly the kind of texture I hate. Garlic naan slaps though love that with some tomato soup

Just raisins. I hate the texture. When you encounter chocolate in the wild it usually either pulls apart (melty and gooey) or breaks apart, but when you hit a raisin it just kind of.. chews. Oatmeal raisin cookies are fine though.

it's Saturday. no thank u

I've never seen one in my life but if those are raisins it's staying far away from me. Raisins are the worst

no, no, this thing https://www.browneyedbaker.com/pumpkin-scones-spiced-glaze/ but vanilla. the icing hardens into a crumbly mess and the scone is also crumbly so you have like 3 lbs of crumbs to lick off the plate after

no, I'm am amerifag so it's already a sugary monstrosity with icing

1. no Ukrainian even knows I exist so I can't exactly "use" them by pointing out that you don't give two shits about them 2. this scone is really good

I'm literally eating a scone

LAST TIME I LOG ON HERE

ok

nobody uses this terminology in 2022 grandma cmon

lol ok but can we schedule that to be after my aunt and uncle have lunch w me and my mom this weekend Jesus Christ are you 12? what kind of acne ridden teenage boy self conscious about his rough puberty type of insults are these Ashley, over in the normal world people have this thing called...

he swatted MTG? based

so i can go to bed securely for the rest of my life seeing as how every time one of your enemies has been Dawxxed it was not due to your astounding sleuthing skills tonight i had buffalo mac n cheese btw it slapped

emotionally arrested in 2014 i see

you made a whole thread for him why aren't you posting in it

if I tell you you're going to stop being funny damn dude who were all those people at the family barbecue last weekend then? if I just wandered into their backyard they were sure accepting of me

check her thread yourself I haven't lately @Karl WHAT ARE YOUR CURRENT ACTIVITIES nobody wants you to "go anywhere", the entire point is to keep poking you for entertainment purposes. if you left I'd simply find another weirdo to gawk at during my work breaks

I had a burger for lunch today how bout you

? what

no because it didn't happen lol because it's fun. I went to one today and got hella sunburnt and I'm full of hamburgers

babe it's Saturday go to a barbecue or something

why not make a tumblr callout if youre at it it'd be slightly less useless