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I accidentally fucked up the react like twice Rather I think you’re like meth for Jack, the longer you’re gone the more he starts scratching at his neck and hallucinating voices

I can get that feeling, I only really ever felt it around my parents, maybe not totally “I’m gonna die” but this sort of imminent feeling of danger or whatever I’m not poetic like you That’s why I never got doing it, not that I don’t respect veterans of course, I just always stare at them like...

NOT AGAIN Honestly no I totally get the hate now, this is kinda just harassment at this point, Crashley

Why’d you get me so invested in a story about a concert fight over lighting some chick’s hair on fire

That’s fucking metal, I wanna get in a concert fight. Except I have noodle arms and am made of wet cotton balls so I’d probably just genuinely die. Most “hardcore” concert experience I’ve had was when I was in a mosh pit and a furry in a maid dress was there hitting everyone the hardest. I...

Dude you were at an MSI concert. They probably liked that. I’ve had an opposite experience with crowdsurfing. At my first show I decided to crowd surf and I was shocked at how nice everyone was. One time they nearly dropped me and I on instinct grabbed this chick’s hair and immediately felt...

That’s the thing, there’s a punchline there, so it can actually be funny. Farmers will just post that ugly ass soyjak of the trans guy “ACK”ing herself and expect the crowd to go into hysterics ACTUAL jaw drop, that’s the most wholesome thing I’ve ever heard you say. To me theyre funny insofar...

I had to change the react to winner cause those things are fucking delicious

I actually don’t really like flaming hot Cheetos, they’re not really “flaming hot” in my opinion :Toughguy: I do very much like Sprite though, kek. I just love lemon anything. I wish they didn’t replace Sierra Mist with that Starry shit

That’s what’s crazy to me, I could get significantly cheaper food at an IHop than a McDonalds, I mean, 3 dollars for a hashbrown? I have no clue what Ronald was smoking with that one. Everyone’s complaining about it too, I wonder if it’ll change, hopefully cause I do genuinely like the...

Stuff was definitely cheaper, I don’t know about smaller though. I’ve seen some old fast food advertisements and some Big Macs people kept (for some reason), and everything seemed fucking huge. For so cheap too. I could easily demolish a Big Mac but the old 70s ones, I’d probably have to split...

The feature has been so boring these past few months, I’m reminded of that one scene from Family Guy where Peter gets so bored of philately he kills himself. I can just imagine that with Null. “Alright, kiwis, big week we’ve had! So a lolcow no one knows about got arrested, I really don’t like...

Is it just me or are farmers so unfunny I like edgy humor too, but there needs to be a punchline. So many times farmer’s punchline is just “I hate niggers and furries”. That’s not funny, that’s a statement. Posting a photo of a transgender killing themself isn’t funny, it’s just a drawing...

Also can this be a random txt

Wait, she’s still going? @methaniel Give it up, cuz

Of course his mother didn’t love him, that explains literally everything

I honestly would not be shocked if Josh said something stupid and got his shit kicked in and now hates blacks because of that. I wonder where his Indian hatred comes from? Maybe he ordered some butter chicken that was over seasoned once and hasn’t forgotten it since.

I’M GOING TO BECOME A RANDOM TXT I am an official onion, the onion of onions. I would express my gratitude more if I wasn’t incredibly tired due to it being 2 AM

Oh ya I know you can use it as a react, I mean I wish I could use it in text like how you can use all the other reacts in text :haha::winner::sickshit::disagree::feels::bearcomputer::informative::like::dislike::agree::realamerican::powerlevel::sherlock::tantrum::autistic::dumb::shocking::thinking:

She usually says something after I reply to what she said, I just replied to see if she’ll say anything else

I don’t even get the lie, how does she expect me to believe you threatened her with a gun over the internet!? wow I really wish the “dood” react was an emoji because I need to use it right now. That’s crazy schizo, projecting your absent father trauma on an actual internet stranger

The fact that she is going to genuinely believe this is blowing me, does she have schizophrenia or some shit???

Words words words, fuckin hell man.

Editing this, should’ve finished reading the post Instead I shall acknowledge the feet pics Are those her feet? Please clip your nails Ashley. Also why is your foot red

That’s still blowing me though, imagine if I wanted to smear Trump or something so I made a Twitter account called “IAmTrumpNoLie”

Pedo too, I mean, obviously Jack of OnionFarms would own the account called Jack of OnionFarms. Right there, officer!

Hm.

I think it’s cause I’m not as far right as everyone else here. I’m in two “marginalized” groups (Black and wahmen) and I’m like the only person here who calls them “transgenders” rather than “troons”. I think furry and weeb hate is dumb and have admitted to having hung out with plenty of them, I...

She’s still going

What Josh dosent realize is the identity he internalizes with black people is an identity anyone can have. As @Smeared Mascara said, it’s not a culture where your race makes it that you’re automatically apart of it, nor does your race automatically exclude you from it. I honestly prefer it, as...

Erm. “Sweetie”???

I think what he means is the kiwis aren’t looking at it the way that you are, Josh is just an actual legit racist (Like not “I have criticisms for black society” like actually believes all blacks rape and kill and if they haven’t then they will eventually, like actually believes whites are the...

I mean I am a young girl, at least compared to everyone else on this site. I became an adult like 2 years ago. Edit: I just realized how that sounds. I am a grown woman I promise.

The accounts called “Jack from OnionFarms” as if Jack would name his personal Twitter that holy shit

She also mentioned that she believes Jack wants to fuck 5 year olds

Here’s what she said

I guess that’s fair, I just somewhat suspect she’s getting off on that attention too. Though it is Onion history

I mean does Ken having multiple emojis of her and practically centering this forum around her being the mascot help?

Not sure why she’s going after OF when iirc her problem is just kiwi culture as a whole. KF is hanging on by a strand, currently in a legal battle with OFCOM. Thats like the KKK being in a battle with the government, it’s just not gonna work. They’re prime target to fuck with, yet she goes after...

It was a bunch of schizoposting about how he knows all my info or something, she really harped on our age difference too. Implying I’m some sad lonely young girl being preyed on by a creepy old man. I mean I am a sad lonely young girl but I don’t know about that last part.

Ya, no, they moved on from that quick luckily. I posted all the screenshots from that convo, I should’ve clarified my bad. Still crazy that Null just kept suggestive pics of a kid in that thread but I guess I’m not too surprised

Ashley may have DM’ed me, idk though. I told her I’d keep it private if she was honest and just told me if she was Ashley or not but it’s been like three days and I’m sure she’s not coming back so. I’ll summarize the DMs if anyone’s interested, it includes personal info on Jack though that I’m...

What I love about this is these disorders have no relation to eachother, he just threw shit at the wall and saw what stuck.

On a completely separate note, kiwi has noodle arms and can’t even play with a dog without momentarily passing out

Ugh, this shit again

I think you’re replying to the wrong thing. In the screenshot you’re replying to, the subject changed. He was referring to a picture a kiwi posted of an underaged boy posting his thighs, the kiwi posted the picture as this sort of “own” over something Ruben Sim related. The kiwi did not delete...

I should also note, Regretevator (The game the character is from) isn’t a kid’s game. It’s an all ages game. It’s unfortunate that nowadays if your media doesn't include excessive swearing and sex then you’re automatically considered a “kid’s game” Another gem He did not delete the pictures by...

Let’s start off today right Kiwicuck claims a drawing of a woman standing there equals gooner. Thoughts @Smeared Mascara ? I’m asking you cause this reminds me of when Swanson called you a porn addict “sexualizes” “sexualizes”

HOME SWEET HOOOOOME Finally the site isn’t bricked

That dosent even make any sense, retard. Something isn’t underreported cause no one cares. Reporting is simply admitting it happened, the reactions of the people you admitted to don’t affect that statistic. Otherwise Hollywood rapes would be “underreported”

It is. There’s a lot of factors keeping black men from facing their emotions but I’d guess the biggest one is that most of the time they legit just don’t really have “time” for it. It’s no secret that a lot of black people live in crime riddled cities where they sorta have to be the “protector”...

Well, “barely legal” is a thing in good culture, but that’s it. 18 is still the minimum. Though, black men are incredibly protective of their daughters. Double so for good men. So even if some black pedo fucked around with their kid, they’d be dead next morning.

>Complains about a-loggers >A-logs Never change, kiwifarms

HE’S SAYING 17 IS OK TO FUCK AGAIN

This has to be a minor bro.

@Smeared Mascara He’s doing it again Albeit I did ask

I don’t even know what he’s talking about because his site is the hotbed for unnecessary edginess and hostility. And for fucks sake, get Nine out your profile pic unless you actually like the show. Have some sincerity.

I read it and it sounds like you’re defending fucking a 17 year old, I’m asking you to give you the benefit of the doubt that you’re not a pedo (Or excuse me, ephebophile)

So what happened? You got banned from OnionFarms for defending fucking a 17 yr old?

So, thoughts on staff at KF? I only know two, that one guy with the spinning anime girl icon and that AnOminous guy, what are our thoughts on them?

Kinda tells you all you need to know about this place

Speaking of which, isn’t soyjak.blog a site for teenagers? How old are you? Yknow minors aren’t allowed on this site, correct?

Oh, you’re the guy who definitely does not like BFDI yet based his entire online presence on a BFDI character!

Spot the soyjak.blog admin I guess

“HE LIKES LITTLE BOY CIRCUMCISION”

I’m more concerned about the “having zero friends” thing, how do you go that long without making a single connection?

That’s not the flex you think it is.

That’s literally so ironic. The one they’d make fun of the most is the one most successful in life. Brilliant.

I called you a NIGGA, not a NIGGER, NIGGER

I can unironically see a KF’er screen capping this to call you a pedo for talking about circumcision

My goat… noooo… Can you link the thread? :( “He likes anime AND has cock degloving videos… Of CHILDREN I BET”

Ken being a party pooper once again But fr I need on that blockland thing, the funny watermelon guy can’t be washed, say it ain’t so!

I love how everytime a picture of a Kiwifarmer comes out, they always always ALWAYS look like this. Only exceptions I’m aware of are Ruben Sim and Turkey Tom, who look fairly put together. But even then they’re less so Kiwifarmers and more so just YouTubers.

Hasn’t he been on this since 2013? Fuckin hell. Get a hobby, nigga

I need to see his response cause this is checkmate

“Y’see Swanson is a pedophile because uhh because he’s a Muslim, he dosent like bacon. And yknow some children ALSO don’t like bacon so he’s using that to GROOM THEM. And uh, Jacks a pedophile cause- cause- LOOK AT THAT PORN HE POSTED it kinda looks like the girl in it is 18 and 18 IS BASICALLY...

I’m glad I’m not the only one annoyed at this point, please please please please please say SOMETHING ELSE