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I mean, he HAS to know it's his own fucking fault, right? He can't be THAT willfully ignorant, right? Josh is part of the "Total A&N Politisperg Victory" situation because he's constantly flaming the fans of it and adding more fuel to the fire. He's like that dude that tells his friends they...

Ah, didn't realize it was that big of a majority. Guess it's the minority that seems to be screeching the loudest. My bad.

>bunny dude I'm assuming you mean "the tired CAT"? If so, then yea, he's been acting really spergy lately, not just that thread, he had a spergout last month on the Goodbye Volcano High thread against 30+GameOvers and a couple other people

I've noticed there's sort of a friction regarding that opinion. Every-now-and-then places like USPG2 will go off topic regarding someone bringing up the bans and how they weren't called for, or how certain users should have stayed. In a way, the bans made the site even more divided because you...

Funny, doesn't Josh always talk about writing to congress people about specific things all the time? i guess it's O.K. when HE does it. Glad to see she got roasted for this.

>buying pokemon cards triggers a social anxiety i don't even

To further my point: yes, because THAT'S the appropriate topic to bring up in a dying man grieving news thread. And to a person that salivates at any opportunity to shit-talk the entire half of the forum. Nigger should fucking stay banned forever for being a gigantic fucking retard.

Ah yes, let the two biggest try-hards that constantly reply to bait posts just to farm updoots on the site free from the ban instead of other people that didn't deserve the ban in the first place. I really don't get the love for those two.

fix'd. Who the fuck (outside of his dicksuckers) would want to give money to a miserable fuck like him who would more than likely waste it on something not-important?

>/pol/ sucks says the guy that continues to spew /pol/ talking points in his site, half the time in places it doesn't belong (i.e. chat) >unless you want me to employ an entire army of jannies, you have to do your part Couple things... KiwiFarms is at the point where certain groups of users...

:Null "hey girl, I noticed you're into that knitting shit too, huh? Cool, cool, maybe you can come over to my discord so we can get to know each other better. Maybe show some selfies of yours... let's see where it takes us. By the way, did you know I'm also a doctor? I can totally check out...

>feature political thread >shitflinging ensues >SurprisedPikachuFace.jpg Josh is retarded example #483578684387

Is that the reason why the USPG2 thread is currently locked again for the 2837478236476th time? For fuck sakes, heaven forbid more than one thread talks about it.

:Null "you're trying to tell me that having literally thousands of spoilered images on your profile is a normal and ordinary feature of a web forum and that it's my fault you can't do that anymore" Aren't there lolcow threads with OP's that have spoiler tags all over the place so they are...

:Null"The installation was done by a professional" >professional Reminder that it was also a "professional" that told him to replace shit on his server. Who the fuck are these "professionals" and why does it seem like everytime they get involved the site runs worse? :Null"I bought another...

KF's Onion site shit the bed for a while. Josh "fixed" it, and now it loads worse than the clearnet link. Even switching circuits doesn't help.

He's got no one to blame but himself. A fuck-ton of problems would cure themselves if he just calmed the fuck down and stopped acting like a gigantic fucking sperg everywhere he goes.

Jesus christ what crawled up his ass and died? Although the featured stuff is one of the things thats heavily criticized on this site. If that criticism is leaking over to KF, then it's a much larger problem and something a lot of people, regardless of where the criticism is coming from, agree...

I'm convinced that Josh is such a miserable person that if he's not yelling at someone for something they did or didn't do, then he's not "happy" and can't have a good day. In other words, he's purposefully allowing DMs to continue because it gives him a reason to swing his ePenis around when...

>a guy I know uh-huh. And who exactly is this dude that you would drop everything on a dime and do EXACTLY what he told you when you've told everyone else to fuck off when they give you sound advice?

>industry professional The jokes just write themselves at this point.

So wait... He has a disdain for pajeets but at the same time he wants to also profit off of them? How the fuck would that work? :Null"yea you guys fucking suck, but how would you feel about helping my site grow?"

>tell your users to use a VPN/TOR >they do, but now your site dies because of it >rather than find out why, you get paranoid and think the "enemy" is harassing you idk whether or not that's funny or sad/pathetic So is he just eternally fucked forever because of how the site is structured or is...

Not so sure about that one chief. Dude flip-flops more than a fish out of water. If Trump isn't doing EXACTLY what josh wants he has no problem bashing the shit out of him in an instant.

So if I'm reading this correctly, multiple people can basically brick the site at the same time if they decided to have the website load a fuck-ton of images at the same time? Say, for example, if they all clicked the "smilies" icon in the reply box... given how many fucking smilies KF has as...

So in other words, he's doing it to himself, not even realizing (or caring) why it happens? That brings up another point though, doesn't he have outside help for his servers? Wouldn't they have found this exact problem and told him about it a long time ago? Unless his outside help is just as...

Because the people that support him are weak. They hear and see "admin" and they think "oh he's the dude that made everything so he would know better" or "oh shit, he has power over everything, better not step out of line". It''s why you have people to this very day take his advice on anything...

Motherfucker just did it AGAIN >might IDK if he's been doing this for a while but I'm starting to notice it. He's using Weasel Words, which aims at creating an impression that something specific and meaningful has been said, when in fact only a vague, ambiguous, or irrelevant claim has been...

>Don't @ me Dude, you aren't josh, and even if you were i'd still tell you to shut the fuck up. SWEEP UP YOUR LATE MISTAKES, JANNY!!!

>PROBABLY Yeah let's not do the smart thing like actual fact check or anything like that, let's just assume (make-up shit) because that kind of headline gets better clicks Not defending Destiny, but holy shit KF has sunken so fucking low from the autistic double-checkers it used to be.

Good job, fuck face

Translation: :Null "Glowniggers found something important on my site, so they are going to fuck it up to get the info they need"

USPG2 has moments where they will tone/conversation police about jews. It happens around the time where nothing of importance is happening and everyone is just having conversations about whatever they want. I know a bunch of users will loose their shit if you bring up jews in that thread now...

>20+ troons really? So at least one of them would have recorded the scenario on their phones and posted it online then, so we can easily confirm that this is true. Or is this another "shit that never happened" scenario?

Yo dawg, I heard you like socks, so I put your sock in your sock, so you can sock while you sock!

So wait, now we can't do whatever the hell we want on our own profiles? The one space that has nothing to do with the rest of the site? Jesus Christ this man is a miserable fuck.

Null sucks at picking friends then because his "ally" has no problem telling him to go fuck himself. Dude must have a humiliation fetish with all the times he's been ragged on by a fuck-ton of people on his site.

You know what? I think from now on, this is going to be the reason I go to whenever the site shits itself unless otherwise noted. It makes a hell of a lot more sense than whatever the fuck excuse Null decides to pull out of his ass. Now we know why it's green reddit, because it radiates the...

His timeline makes no sense either. According to him, the attack "renewed" at 9 AM EST, but he was able to get a hold of it a half hour later. I live on the east coast and was on KF those times, and the site was working (relatively) fine-ish. It didn't go down and having issues until AFTER...

The sheer irony of this jobless loser telling his entire forum to get a job.

And yet people continue to "@" him constantly to bring him to threads even though other people, includin himself, has stated to never "@" him. It's like when you tell a kid to not touch the hot stove, but they do it anyway.... multiple times.

"Hey josh, so is it DDoS, or is it general network issues?" :Null "Yes"

I'm at that point too. I've been browsing more and posting less.

Seriously, someone should take tabs on how much this asshole keeps fucking up his own site Since he got his "new equipment", so far the site has: Experienced "504 Gateway Timeout" errors Shat the bed appearance-wise due to him adding in a Dick Masterson video Video uploads still hang from time...

>How is it that a forum of trolls can't spot the clear troll Question of the fucking century right here. Otherwise it's pretty much what I expected... Josh having the Midus Touch when it comes to anything tech related. A man that can't figure out his audio setup has no business being anywhere...

You know I made that argument on A&N once and got dogpiled for it. Glad I'm not the only one that thinks this.

Josh what in the absolute fuck are you doing to your website!?!? Why is this video plastered on the top and bottom of every fucking thread???

That really happened? :haha: Imagine that kind of logic working anywhere else on the forums: "Hey you filthy gamers, stop posting in the gaming section of the forum with your filthy opinions about videogames!" "hey you fucking nerds, you better cut that IT tech talk out of the Technology...

Except he doesn't offer/sell anything on his website that would warrant VISA to go after him in the first place? It's like this dude is purposefully painting targets on his back to bait everyone to attack him even when it has absolutely nothing to do with him. It's like he's got some sort of...

Old accounts even get accused of being a sock. I got accused of being a sock once, and all I said was that the soyjack meme sucks.

Probably relates to this But still, can this asshole NOT touch something without fucking destroying it for once in his fucking life? What exactly is so important that needs fixing that he has to midus-touch his brand new equipment?

She would be furiously beating the shit out of him right now. The way she's been acting ever since Josh said the word "hole", it's like he committed the holocaust or something.

I'm shocked he even touched cheese to begin with considering it triggers him so much.

It's disgusting how there are people that actually worship this shitbag. He's not even charismatic on the mic, like holy shit, are people's standards just THAT fucking low these days?

>none of the regular posters ever post here anymore Certainly it's not because you and josh chased them (and/or banned them) away from the site forever, right?

8chan, especially 8moe, gives zero fucks about josh or KiwiFarms. if anyone from there is bringing him up, it's Mark from /v/ and that's it, outside of the once-in-a-blue-moon shit stirrers. But they certainly aren't going to create an account on KF to fuck with him, so why the fuck is he...

I still say this is the gayest idea they came up with ever. "No, we're the last bastion of free speech!" they say as they remove yet another fang from their mouth with self-censorship.

Josh: "I hate how my site is being overrun by /pol/tards and their shit takes!" Also josh: Like without fail, and with no self-awareness on his part, every time.

You can smell the seething from space. Heaven forbid a guy has fun on the internet with a fake woman, especially one that happened to be the latest meme that will fade out in a week or two like all memes.

Frame/Graphics fags are the worst. It's gotten to the point where we now have PC graphic cards that create actual fake frames just to appease to these fucking idiots. Nevermind trying to fix more important things like input lag (which is a very real thing ever since we made the switch from...

This is amazing. I wish more of this happened every day

>Unpopular Opinion Thread At least he had the decency to stick it in the right place. Still, completely shit take, even if it is a bait post.

>old broken drives just how old and how broken are we talking about? And with all that money you raised, why did you wait till NOW to get them replaced?

>My teenage son seems to have a bigger dick than I have

Seriously, his hatred for attractive women, drawn or IRL, is beyond concerning. He'll "m'lady" an ugo or fattie, but anyone that's above a 4/5 out of 10 he'll have a fucking tard-rage over? That's not normal behavior. Like it comes to a point where it's more than just trying to get on the...

:Null - "I do nothing wrong" He says, as his closet door bends outwards from all the skeletons he keeps shoving into it. This dude is BEYOND delusional.

Setting aside whether or not that's true, could you actually imagine... Josh already spends his life glued to KF and doing god knows what when he's not glued to KF. This just means not only is his wife ALSO glued to KF, but is a known man-hater. There's no fucking way he's getting any pussy...

Cool, I can play that game too, Josh. Trannies are known to use Rust. So under that logic, everyone, including you, must be a tranny then. I don't even like Ubuntu, but what I don't like more is this "guilt by association" crap people like him like to pull all the time

Imagine being triggered by pictures of cheese because people decided to push your shit in regarding your braindead take on it.

How is that even possible? Unless he's just a shit-stirrer

>I have no idea why you think you get to tell me what to do This line right here says everything you need to know about Josh SwanSwanson is correct. Anyone with any kind of admin or authoritarian power should act more calm/cool/collective than what Josh has been doing for years now. Basically...

He should shut up about the USA in general. He likes to suck-off other countries like China while fanning the flames of the anti-american hate that goes on in the rest of the forum. He only becomes "patriotic" when it aligns with whatever retarded idea/goal he has in mind that winds up blowing...

So is it safe to assume "she"s back to "her" regular self, with no lessons learned whatsoever? I don't think that's going to work the second time, because now that there's blood in the water, you can expect a lot more people to go on the offensive and tell Lidl to fuck off.

He's not even a good one either. Granted A&N could have had worse ones, but you can tell he's slowly becoming Diet Josh (if he already hasn't) In fact, he even flipped out on a user a few days ago

>If not because you care about video game preservation, then because PirateSoftware's faggot face should be stomped to shit. How to completely kill a good movement with one sentence. This makes Josh sound like an edgy teen with anger issues, why the fuck would anyone want to be a part of this...

The former is a much better choice IMO because with the latter that implies you would still be engaging with him, and at this point why bother? Just set him on ignore, it's like he doesn't even exist anymore. Makes browsing KF 100000000000000x more enjoyable without his spergery.

He's having a field day shitting up the USPG2 thread with his shit takes along with everyone else that decided to click on the featured link. You know, the same feature section where he claims he "rarely ever features political shit"?

You know, more and more I'm convinced that's an apt description of KF, considering you can't even say something as simple as "I disagree" without getting dogpiled as they attempt "gochas" and "no u's" as if you're the actual problem. Try to call them out on it and it's either "I was only...