Don't do it Ashley. It won't turn out the way you think it will. You will find yourself in a bunch of legal trouble.

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  1. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Cowsphere - Garden Variety A Doll's Digital Playground

    I don't know what the sign in thing means so here is the most badass thing that happened at SummerSlam:
  2. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Cowsphere - Garden Variety A Doll's Digital Playground

    Nah man lol. When you lose your cool you lose your perspective. When you lose your perspective, that's when things get dangerous.
  3. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: A delusional and potentially dangerous stalker from Chattanooga, TN

    FUCK THAT, DONT MAKE EXCUSES. Any country could come over here and invade right now and I would never send a woman with her baby out to die with explosives. There's a morality line that these animals will cross and they don't care. You know my grandpa raised me like I was his son and he...
  4. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: A delusional and potentially dangerous stalker from Chattanooga, TN

    It's easy to defend it from your phone or from your laptop or from your couch in America or Britain. I was fucking THERE, man. I was in HELL, amongst demons. Sleeping in the dirt waking up afraid and watching subhumans treat their own blood... Their own women and children like "less than"...
  5. Jack (Onionfarms)

    The Bratz community is gay

    This is me on a Tuesday: Jess is the one who would be lighting firecrackers
  6. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Freedom from the matrix by storyteller Lemmy

    For the last time: I understand that some people would be into that. What I don't understand is how is that not causing massive trauma to the testicles!!!!
  7. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: A delusional and potentially dangerous stalker from Chattanooga, TN

    The way she can't shut her mouth I'm surprised she can survive in the South without getting a knuckle sandwich every other day.
  8. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: A delusional and potentially dangerous stalker from Chattanooga, TN

    Permission such as being able to commit acts of terror, killing Jews, infidels, etc. I was there in the beginning and from what I heard, we fucked up the church's money by killing Saddam cuz he was the one guy who kept those schlubs in order. But it's not about parties dude, and I think you...
  9. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: A delusional and potentially dangerous stalker from Chattanooga, TN

    Now I do understand that there are progressive Muslims and hardliners but my thing is the hardliner is certainly seem to outnumber the progressives. I just can't trust people who want to see my children dead. And besides why would I ever want peace with the people who tried to kill me? At the...
  10. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: A delusional and potentially dangerous stalker from Chattanooga, TN

    Either way I don't like the idea of a bunch of bastards who want my kids dead just for being Jewish. It's a ruling or decree by a mufti, if I'm not mistaken. One fatwa almost got Salman Rushdie killed. Ken please don't act like I don't know things about Islam and that I would just say them...
  11. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I can't eat Ashley I'm in recovery so I'm not allowed to eat anything that's got that much alcohol in it (she's admitted to crushing a six pack a night)
  12. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Well I have to tell you nothing personal but I tried to read this three times and I got bored and had to start over and still couldn't finish it. I used to fuck a girl who worked for the district attorney's office and I asked her what the bad part about being a lawyer was and she essentially...
  13. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: A delusional and potentially dangerous stalker from Chattanooga, TN

    And the bottom line can is you honestly expect me to ever respect or trust a religion that wants two of my children dead? Geddafugouddaheeeeeere. Never mind that these people were planning a fucking terror attack on Vatican city (thank God they backed down) these people who were actively trying...
  14. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: A delusional and potentially dangerous stalker from Chattanooga, TN

    You need to listen to your clerics and the people who represent you. Most are still having you follow the rigid law of Islam. Well yeah no shit up until the 60s the Irish and Italians weren't even considered WHITE PEOPLE. Andrew Jackson lied about being Irish because he knew it would cost him...
  15. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    By the way that terminus thing if there is an apocalypse or some kind of civil war? I wasn't kidding about that so you know... Let me know if you guys are down. We could Crock-Pot up some tik tokers and eat good. And believe me I already know not to eat the brain cuz that's how you get kuru...
  16. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Freedom from the matrix by storyteller Lemmy

    No dude... I don't understand this at all. Like I get the idea of trading the sensation of pain for pleasure because there's bad wiring in your brain or whatever but what I'm not understanding is how is a testicle not being ruptured? I'm a stupid fuck so I've been injured more than a couple of...
  17. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I think it goes without saying for my part of the conversation I was talking about the unironic psychos. 💯 Yep yep yep I'm a guy and I think it's leaned more toward men. We can get away with it by just saying we're breaking balls, and then when girls try to get in on it and have some fun...
  18. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley and Her Nutcase Phone Messages (Including the lunatic call)

    Sorry I wanted my username to be "Smeared Mascara" but Ken came up with this one and we thought it was funnier
  19. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Cowsphere - Garden Variety A Doll's Digital Playground

    Exactly, it's the dishonesty that's so ridiculous. Weed isn't even taboo anymore so just tell people you want to smoke weed. Juniper has medicinal properties and there's juniper in gin, but that doesn't mean I was slamming gin neat because it was medicinal, it's because I was a fucking alcoholic.
  20. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Cowsphere - Garden Variety A Doll's Digital Playground

    Yeah it's fucking DISGUSTING dude. Meth smoke smells fucking gross, we have a tweaker who lives down the hall and every time we go to the garbage chute we have to smell that meth stink.
  21. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley and Her Nutcase Phone Messages (Including the lunatic call)

    Dozens of messages a day to tell you to leave her alone. PRESCRIPTION STRENGTH, my dude.
  22. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Cowsphere - Garden Variety A Doll's Digital Playground

    Bro have you ever smelled meth or crack? That's what's big here in Chicago. Meth literally smells like somebody is burning cotton candy and plastic at the same time. And crack smells like ether.
  23. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Cowsphere - Garden Variety A Doll's Digital Playground

    Believe me blud if it's Crimson he's got a plan. (And that plan is usually pulling antics on people)
  24. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Cowsphere - Garden Variety A Doll's Digital Playground

    They have gotten rid of everything except the medicinal properties, but people still want weed legalized. Proving that the whole "muh medicinal properties" excuse was BULLSHIT, and people just want to be able to toke up. And good for them if they want to, c'est la vie mon cheri. It's just the...
  25. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: A delusional and potentially dangerous stalker from Chattanooga, TN

    No they would rather come into Britain and force them to become some kind of Islamic Republic. They should fuck off back to the desert they crawled out of.
  26. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: A delusional and potentially dangerous stalker from Chattanooga, TN

    Judging by your reaction sticker and lack of response, I'm guessing that your parents are at least second cousins and/or named you Muhammad
  27. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Cowsphere - Garden Variety A Doll's Digital Playground

    Who knows why mad men do what they do. I'm pro whatever because people are doing drugs anyway and if they want to fuck their life up that's on them. I just think the argument of "X is safer than Y" or "X is totally safe" is so retarded and stupid. Usually you hear it with pot. "Well weed is...
  28. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: A delusional and potentially dangerous stalker from Chattanooga, TN

    And that's just the shit you know about, cousin fucker. And there wasn't much self defense. You fuckers went down faster than a junior prom date. If you knew about all the Islamic stuff that I learned that was Haram just so I could desecrate the bodies of people we killed so they wouldn't get...
  29. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley and Her Nutcase Phone Messages (Including the lunatic call)

    Wait wait wait... So you still have SIXTEEN left in the chamber? Holy shit, we are going to have some fun today! 😆 😂 🤣 🚑 💀 ⚰️ 🪦 😇
  30. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Cowsphere - Garden Variety A Doll's Digital Playground

    Hereditary, which was one of the main reasons in the letter that I got (a lot of us got letters from her afterwards) I guess when it's a hereditary thing you are way more likely to pass it down to your kids, and wanting kids was a really big thing in her life... So when the symptoms hit it...
  31. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: A delusional and potentially dangerous stalker from Chattanooga, TN

    At least you told the truth and I can respect that. Wait are you a Muslim or just white knighting for them? I want to know how big of a piece of shit I think you are.
  32. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: A delusional and potentially dangerous stalker from Chattanooga, TN

    So you are agreeing and not denying that it is a tenant in Islam to kill me, because Allah demands it. I will never convert to that religion so the only other option is murder. Which doesn't really scare me because the last time I was fighting to the death with camel jockeys I was on their...
  33. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley and Her Nutcase Phone Messages (Including the lunatic call)

    Bro, this has been the funniest release of phone recordings since Mel Gibson. I don't know what she's trying to prove by this other than to confirm the fact that she is a dangerous stupid.
  34. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Yeah we've been having a discussion for the past few hours about how men like you will grow up to be gay. Very good for understanding the topic. Gold star! ⭐
  35. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I remember the good old days of the internet where you had to specifically say you were being serious to be taken seriously. Now everything is ass backwards and people have to put "HURRRR IM BEING SARCASTIC" otherwise everyone will think you're dead serious. It's not right-wing men, it's just...
  36. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: A delusional and potentially dangerous stalker from Chattanooga, TN

    I'm not talking about goal posts here I'm talking about the book of Surah in the Quran. Are Muslims able to refute the word of the Quran? Does the book of Surah say to convert or kill all non-believers? It's two very simple questions. Taqiyya isn't going to save you this time, bitch. I'm...
  37. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Freedom from the matrix by storyteller Lemmy

    I mean yeah but... The sensation he's feeling is being kicked in the penis and testicles tho.
  38. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Yeah that's a sucker ass mentality to have about a woman. That's big time "I struck out every single time up til and including prom night in high school" vibes. "Special treatment is them being allowed to exist period" like God damn dude, if you want the only option for sex to be femboys...
  39. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: A delusional and potentially dangerous stalker from Chattanooga, TN

    The entire dune coon shit religion is based on killing non-believers and people who refuse to convert. Surah 3:151: "We shall cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve (all non-Muslims) Surah 2:191: "And kill them (non-Muslims) wherever you find them … kill them. Such is the...
  40. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley and Her Nutcase Phone Messages (Including the lunatic call)

    Some people just will not accept defeat and quit while they're ahead... She is like that Japanese soldier that refused to surrender until the seventies that was on that island 😂
  41. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Cowsphere - Garden Variety A Doll's Digital Playground

    That's actually terrifying and I didn't know that schizophrenic people had visual hallucinations. I knew this girl named Molly who killed herself when she was in her twenties cuz she had schizophrenia and all she ever had was audio hallucinations (voices, etc) I guess she offed herself because...
  42. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley and Her Nutcase Phone Messages (Including the lunatic call)

    I don't believe that she's still leaving voicemails, Ken. Prove it 🤭
  43. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Literally just torched my account at another BBS for the same shit. It's like we have an entire generation of faggots who act like Puritans simply because women refuse to act like their little "trad" wives and meet their DEMANDS. It's like look at yourself, cousin. You're a fucking BUM, you...
  44. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Palestine Gay People are a Perverted Abomination - PA Authority

    Here is Kevin Spacey in space thinking about writing a story set in space as he types out the screen play double spaced. (Obviously he's spacing out at the moment) Also as luck would have it, this is the one time that my weird double spacing on boards pays off for the joke.
  45. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Palestine Gay People are a Perverted Abomination - PA Authority

    I liked your post but it didn't say the word space enough times. You need to make it more spacey.
  46. Jack (Onionfarms)

    gargamel

    I don't know what that is.
  47. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    That's fine and dandy but if this dude is like a habitual line stepper when it comes to internet laws, how come nobody has been able to take this mother fucker out at the kneecaps yet? All I ever see when it comes to Josh quite frankly is a lot of hard talk but no follow-through.
  48. Jack (Onionfarms)

    gargamel

    I tried to keep it going with conversation but to be honest without Ashley there rage piggin and beet footin, nobody ever really used the site.
  49. Jack (Onionfarms)

    United States - Celebritysphere Tara Strong Has Been Fired For Being Jewish

    I would believe that in any other industry but you know... Kikes run Hollywood.
  50. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Palestine Gay People are a Perverted Abomination - PA Authority

    Imagine your entire religion being like Protestants lol. I have zero respect for any religion that worships Jesus that isn't the Catholic religion. You don't just get to pick and choose what arbitrary rules to follow and then have Martin Luther nail your list of demands to the door. Last time...
  51. Jack (Onionfarms)

    gargamel

    I think his website just died on the vine and I don't think he cared for onion farms. He probably moved on to greener pastures. Miss him though. Him and that Ray Romano voice 😢
  52. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley and Her Nutcase Phone Messages (Including the lunatic call)

    Oh my God what a treat this was. I sincerely hope from the bottom of my heart that @Onion Null has more. This shit is COMEDY. She's got me over here doing the Vincent Price thriller laugh
  53. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley and Her Nutcase Phone Messages (Including the lunatic call)

    I don't understand how this is an own. This woman is better looking than you were 15 years ago, and we've all seen your fucking C.H.U.D. of a "husband" At least Ken lost a great spouse. You never were one. And what little doubt I had in my mind that you weren't a complete raving cunt who...
  54. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley and Her Nutcase Phone Messages (Including the lunatic call)

    The craziest part about this phone call is that it's only one minute long, there is nobody on the other end working her up, and this is her at MAXIMUM composure. She can't even hold it together for 1 minute. This bitch has more red flags then a Beijing parade, just keep in mind that this is...
  55. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: A delusional and potentially dangerous stalker from Chattanooga, TN

    We didn't breed niggers to be intelligent. If they're delusional enough to think that they can become women, they'll fall for anything. I just cut a promo on the Quran and Hadith and Sunnah and yadda yadda yadda... It's very boring and technical but he really was a pedo bro 😂 You know how...
  56. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Palestine Gay People are a Perverted Abomination - PA Authority

    When you say that she was not six and he banged her when she was nine, you were not quoting from the Hadith. The Hadith is beneath the Sunnah which says she was a child, and the Sunnah is beneath the Quran, which alludes to her being a child and Muslims can NOT argue with the words and actions...
  57. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Ridiculous lies from ridiculous fat girl. Post receipts or you're a lying sack of shit.
  58. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    It's okay Ashley because I just talked to @Onion Null and I'm waiting to hear back from him. One way or another today this happy horseshit where you derail everyone's fucking threads and sock your way into being pathetic ENDS.
  59. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    No she just kept yelling pedophile pedophile pedophile to everyone so I just figured I'd give her what I wanted and went into this long diatribe about how my rape children and have sex with my sons and just said the most over the top stupid retarded thing about being a pedophile to shut her the...
  60. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    PEdOpHiLe PEdOpHiLe PEdOpHiLe You just screech the same thing over and over. It's still funny to me that that ugly ass picture of you is from 15 years ago. You must look like the bride of porkenstein now 🤣
  61. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: A delusional and potentially dangerous stalker from Chattanooga, TN

    One Jewish person divorced me, I divorced a brown girl, and I'm currently married to an Asian. Three strikes you're out, fatso. I love that she hurt you in a way that was different from everyone else on this message board: she just called you out for being an ugly person with nothing good to...
  62. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Her go to move is to screech something again and again like a retard in an asylum because she thinks if she says it enough times people will think it's true. She should be yelling "I'm skinny" if that actually worked 🤣
  63. Jack (Onionfarms)

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: A delusional and potentially dangerous stalker from Chattanooga, TN

    15 years added to that picture 😂 And I don't know who Saint @Bekah is, but I love them for getting under your skin
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