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Jokes on you, I was raised on Listerine. 🥴

General consensus is if you lost the broom due to tardation, you should have touched all the grass for an extended time. Like idek lay out there until you're not a tard, I'm not a rocket surgeon I just larp as one.

I can't imagine jannying for free if I wasn't part of the site's and or subforums inception. Double that for sock hunting and back seat moderation as a nonjanny. Hella cringe and it makes you look like that guy on the block that can't even run his own household. It seems like it cuts into...

It also has a Borderlands location name feel to it too. Slap it into one of the Lovecraftian dlcs or something. Have a VH comment upon seeing the state of Urmom, hire me gearbox. Gelatinous cube as the mini boss? Call it the Smother.

That's a muddy casket, I tell you what.

That's one of the things I thought people were bullshitting about for the longest time, NGL. Corn starch crunchies sound like they embody disappointment. :paytas: These people need some potato starch crunchies in the form of actual fucking chips if they want cronch. It's probably not any worse...

When the national forest service doesn't advise you on the leaves to use, turn to Huckabee.

I like that I can log off (when I remember to) for a day and come back to find like a page or two as opposed to 100 pages of filler. Also can't stand people today, but it's going great: I spent two hours in a creek bottom just staring at the mud and little fishes.

Luigi board, tell mom I'm sorry I left the gas stove on. ):

100th post calls for a hype boss fight. :opeed:

What a let down. Nigga didn't even do the rap lines and that's like 50% of the beat and slap for that song. :whyyy:

I made beef and veggie stew because it got cold again+sounded like a good idea after discussing burger boiling.

Her's would be like salt and pepper and maybe parsley if she had any, which really helped.

I can't shit on burger boiling because I had a NDN galpal whose birthday meal of choice, even when stone cold sober, was boiled meat and potatoes. Today's a nice day out and I got shit accomplished, it's been good.

The constant burger boiling jokes and memeing on each other. People here seem to take it well enough, you can't clown on many kiwis without them trying to dox your family in a tardrage.

Extra dimples in the fupa like his abs are being pulled to the ground. :haha:

Haha shitposting is a human right tho. Scotch Eggs btfo'd

Oh, right. My bad, I forgot about the roids.:haha:

Ah yes le funny joke day "I was merely pretending to be retarded" something something lol

Bro why is this nigga almost lobster red? Dude's about to have a heart attack just from choking out a ho, based on that sausage arm.

Improve myself and have some self respect or be a basement dweller that sane women are rightly repulsed by... What do? :whyyy:

Normally I wanna believe they end up posted by mistake or it was some rando fupa, but Kiwi Ladies are something else.

What are the odds of him buying the remains of TUR aka the Tranch? The land's fucked, but it's isolated in a state that would allow you to own firearms for defense.

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I can get owning a silicone dick or two, but that's real fucking excessive. wow Imagine the storage nightmare and being the person waiting for this nigga to find the dick they wanted to use that night.

It's generally common sense that if you don't want to deal with idiot people crying to you, you don't run an idiot people drama site. Or don't let them know who you are on the forums, ffs.

RIP to the real internet funny pages, asks were a mixed bag of lols back in the day.

I've been trying to lurk context on the goofy dA oc guy and can't find it now. I just wanted an artcow for Easter, Ken. :whyyy:

Nigga could troubleshoot that by just eating the basic ham, like God intended.

He's going to move into the reddest state possible and still complain, as they're decaying from the inside out just like the blue states too.